random_text.txt

[Bad Gateway]

Why play Chess when you can jump on the board and waggle your balls over the pieces

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The rumor of the hairy hole must be confirmed visually.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

how about a two-state solution of these nuts, nigga?

 

[Double Dee]

God bless your soul my nigga, if it hasn’t left your body and ascended into the astral

WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH MENTALLY ILL TRANNY DEMON HACKERS

My God, first "Hackers on Steroids" now "Hackers on HRT?" We're fucked.

what you're telling me when you're watching porn the pornstar doesn't do the old razzle dazzle with her tits between every stroke?

Junkie site. Lmaoooo I love this description
We truly are the skid row of the interwebs.

I would never have guessed, given the OP's stated history, that they perpetually make poor decisions

considering he is still silent i have question: what's the matter OP, retard dog got your tongue?

Vaccines cause autism, now we find out Sissification is real. Looking forward to the study that being the bottom of a black hypermasculine male improves chances of surviving Covid so we get the holy trifecta of "I can't believe it's not bullshit" conspiracy theories going

Who's a bigger simp, some guy who throws a whore a couple bucks, or Manuel de Godoy for commissioning Francisco Goya to spend a very long time painting a possible whore for his personal collection of nudes?

 

[Kenya Jones]

the kiwifarms owner could probably get sued if he ever offended an autist

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

"Holy shit dude, check out this EVP!
'A..........Am..................Am HoOoOoOoOole!'"

If I was a tranny who killed myself only to be reunited with my ghost penis I had chopped off I'd make spooky noises too.

Militaires Sans Pénis

Queer is such a stupid term. Seeing a mime at the grocery store would be queer. Sucking a dick is just gay.

Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: /pol/ was right again.

Trigger-happy AND triggered-happy

He may be racist, but at least he recognizes the grift.

Gamergate was mentioned 3 times.

That seems like a really bad base for a killdozer, look at the size of the windows. These fucking trannies can't do anything right.

 

[AnOminous]

I am still single and physically celibate (not counting the blue speculum with lights on top and the phallus ultrasound camera).

Don't ask me. I have no clue.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Radicalized by Trevor Noah

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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(Sorry for the double post. I don't know of a way to add a quote to an existing post. Inbox me if you know.)

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I wish I had a warship so I could staff it with all females in sailor uniforms with short skirts.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

(Sorry for the double post. I don't know of a way to add a quote to an existing post. Inbox me if you know.)

turn off bbcode and copy paste

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"I am being serious. Why did you choose kiwifarms over your friends? We actually care about you"

"a site I frequent almost got raided by kiwifarms so I deleted my bio and replaced it with a more austere one"


"I'd rather wade through slurs, racism, sexism, homophobia, "hate speech", etc to get to accurate information than be protected from those things and constantly lied to. I guess this is my endorsement of KiwiFarms lol."

 

[NyQuilninja]

"husband" is how he calls his costume made of human skin.

I leave the thread for a few days and apparently their building a tranny concentration camp.

 

[Toma]

Not just any old pedo, a pedo with a pedo dad, pedo husband, pedo polyamory boyfriend, furry diaper porn, husband wrote a little novella about “yes I do like to write erotica about raping children but it’s okay because I haven’t actually raped any children [YET]”

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You can't unfuck your asshole, Milo.

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

Autism is not a character trait, Jimmy.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I once went almost 24 hours without saying "fucking retard".
Granted I was unconscious for 21 of them but it was quite an accomplishment.

 

[Plague Flea]

A goldfish can't suck you your penis and kiss you in a way that helps your disability, so it's pointless to spend money on.

 

[Meat Target]

15? That's a little old to be of sexual interest to the average twitter user

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Every time the dog takes a shit on the floor, you take a shit on the dog.