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[NoReturn]

you're welcome to join our enlightened redneck ethnostate.

 

[Gone Ham]

Kevin's jawline is my favorite part of this thread.

She's a True and Honest Retarded Cisgender Woman!

 

[Loona]

"I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU, GET OUT OF MY THREAD, THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE MYYYYYYYY NIGHTMARE!!!"

 

[NyQuilninja]

This is just how it is when your city government is majority nigger.

Holy shit he's an absolute wreck today, right now he's trying on women's clothing and peeing inside the changing room right next to the power outlet, an absolute insane meth head lmao.

I know some women who have no business what so ever being in a kitchen. Their "cooking" is worse then Cooking with Jack, DSP and, Kay's...some how.

This thread isnt a poetry slam. The flowery faggot is you.

 

[Max Doof]

If you're going to epic battle for the heart of your sweet tranny GF, you might as well wear pants with belt loops.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The Justice Department is worried about an anime monopoly

Part of a The Verge headline taken out of context.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

So they tightened the bandages and sent him home to fucking die so that it wouldn't end up hurting the Dr's dick chop shop.

"Nothing to see here."

I'm going to piss my pants with laughter.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I LOVE TO TONGUE NIGGER ANUS

Null needs to make some algorithm that filters out fedposting and just replaces the whole post with "There are Bosnians outside of my house."

I'm gonna mine for diamonds and then flood the area with lava in congress.

Some of you guys are alright, don't come to the forum tomorrow.

 

[kazuhiro]

I was not prepared for the mucus.

 

[Gone Ham]

As Kiwi farmers we cut out the breed and double the feed.

 

[Meat Target]

Am I allowed to quote myself ITT?

I just had to google "how to get mayonnaise out of a phone charging port".

 

[DumbDude42]

"I just want to suck dick and be a cumslut but I'm just a retarded corpse now"

 

[Gone Ham]

Am I allowed to quote myself ITT?

Doing that defeats the point

 

[Willow]

"There's TransPhobes tracking me on a New Zealand website"

 

[Ari Gold]

I'm just gonna run in here quick and say no matter how it ends, this is gonna be fucking retarded

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

OH MY GOD is that pebble in her knees. What a slut. I always clean the pebbles out of my knees after sucking sugar daddy cock before my own photoshoots.

 

[Gone Ham]

My god who thirsts for a fucking Britbong

I dunno I'm still going to put "was molested" on my bingo sheet.

SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD LADY!

Imagine trying to shame someone over the legal age of consent in the UK.

One chance at life as a female girl and you're a br*t with a roider high hairline

I'm hung over this absolutely stunning lass

 

[CobraPlissken]

plastic surgeon and specialist on free flaps

some poor sap who wants to see her cellulite violently jiggle once again

Graham, we know that you look at this stuff. At least give credit to users like “pamtax”, “Arm pit Cream” and “friendly futa”... on second thought maybe not

His larval form as a grade-school boy was actually a more reasonable human than he is now, decades later.

Even God couldn't part the red sea as much as these ham hock fat packs. You could have gotten and freed the entirety of the slaves from the ottoman empire between these.

I was shocked Tonowanda wasn't the name of her black friend who sometimes gets featured in videos.

He looks like a human manifestation of dryer lint.

i have never been more disapointed in a life that i have chosen to follow vicariously

There is a British man who this surgery, but he ran out of funds and now has a dick on his arm

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Why were you on a gainer/feeder social network?

I wish I was black enough to find her attractive.

We're posting on the Kiwi Farms, that's probably already grounds for institutionalisation, lol.

Either way I can't wait. We got a taste last year. Now let's see the butthole.

Industrial waste can be refined into useful products. Reddit? No fucking way.

Can you ladies/schizos please not shit up this thread? I'm trying to yell at trannies here

Wish I could be this fucking retarded life would be way easier.

They laughed when we shit in the streets. We'll laugh as they shit on their economy.

P. T. Barnum is somewhere, envious of the clown show era he missed.

When weren't trannies involved to some degree?

Buying this video game and selling my virtual produce helps me imagine a world beyond capitalism.

 

[Pee Cola]

How can we even milk her? She has no tits to speak of.