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[Meat Target]

I am legally blind, and I type by making monkey noises and smashing the keyboard with a ball peen hammer.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It reads like a dating profile.

“Juror No. 2 likes candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach. She is looking for something casual, but is open to the idea of a long-term relationship.”

You do know you're allowed to say "nigger" on this website, right?

That's adorable little nigger lover!

Maybe they don't realize conducting ranch business, tending to livestock, is not a sleepover with pizza, ice cream and Smash Bros.

Wonder if this gonna somehow be made into a statue, banana and all

One last question, if whitehouse.gov is not meant as a comedy website as you claim, why is it so dam funny

BANANA LOVERS MATTER!!!

>Dragon wok
>Floyd holding a banana
How many more racist stereotypes can we have in this court case before it ends, where's the sombrero and poncho wearing mexican

Dogs are pure creatures whose good names are being destroyed by sad and pathetic white women in their late 20s to mid 40s who are deluding themselves into thinking that animals can replace having children, but don't want to get cats because they don't want to be called crazy cat ladies.

Oh yeah, real eight year olds are legendary for their interest in Monopoly.

Why are you such a faggot?

"these senzu beans ain't shit"
George Floyd moments before his death

George Floyd for one hundred trillion dollar bill?

Well yea cats don't subsist off of toddler faces.

 

[AnOminous]

Pop an unknown pill every time someone cries on the stand. Let's see how long before people on here hulk out, fight four cops, and die in a puddle of their own piss.

 

[PhoBingas]

@ScamL Likely

 

[NyQuilninja]

We all know this is bullshit, he was there to steal shopping carts so he could feed his kitties.

I like this guy, I would love to just sit on a stoop and talk shit on people passing by with this guy.

This witness sounds like he has a bunch of penises sloshing inside of his mouth like a bunch of jolly ranchers.

Maybe we need more retards tbh

"trailer trash", damn bros, I guess I only think this way because im poor. are you going to tell us that we need to have sex too?

Your banter is weak and you type like a schizo. Take a knee to the neck, inarticulate nigger.

"Saw foam coming out of his mouth"

"And they're all CHINESE ZOMBIE ASSPIES!"

 

[Antipathy]

Run. Run. Run. Hike. Hike. Run. Hike. Hike with a pack on, ammo and gun, in an accessible configuration. Run and hike on BLM land, practice shooting during hikes. Quick set up tent, start one of them underground smokeless fires. Hike while being quiet. Run, then read about Stalingrad, the Rwandan genocide, or any Balkan conflict. Practice self application of turniquets, both hands. Hike.

All races need to unite. To get rid of niggers.

Men are already disarmed on a biological level. Most "men" in the west today are pathetic halfway-troon faggot weaklings incapable of basic skills like defending themselves from feral niggers. The "men" of today have the endocrine profile of an 80 year old from 1950s

Honestly the only reason I would take something like this at this point in time is specifically because I want to die and not be in Clown World anymore.

Then I'll be in Clown Hell with Clown Satan for all Clownternity, considering my luck.

Yes, let's teach preteen girls the lure of likes and comments on a picture to get them hooked on positive attention and turn them into full thots by 15.

Zuck is a Jew, isn't he? I feel like we dont point that out enough.

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! I HOPE YOUR FAT TRANNY ASS GOES TO HELL!!!!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Every single one of these women who complain about people holding doors open for them is a grade-A bitch and will die alone and ugly and dead.

 

[Meat Target]

4chan has historically been akin to a virtual Mongolian horde. They siege your forums, spam gore in your wholesome 100 chungus threads, violate your women (verbally), and leave a trail of traumatized soyboys and dangerhairs in their wake.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Trust me, if there's a Hell those creepy Dulles brothers are in it, doing unspeakable things with bananas.

No lives matter.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

My penis is on the smaller side, so it stood out to me when the junkie knew that. He accused me of being "Big Shit with a Bitty Dick" over and over again. I asked him what he meant by that and he told me about his flesh. His New Flesh. I became entranced and although it was months before I came and then came to the natural conclusion, or the "New Natural" one. That is how it happened.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The world would be a better place if everyone stopped being race baiters and just coomed to Audrey Hepburn.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Niggers. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate niggers since I

And America is saying: just don't be a felon lol.

I would assume all that grease from his diabetic nuggies wouldn’t help things either

“Brighten my dad” “Son’t” “cpof”
The Beetus has taken over. His fat fingers now have a mind of their own.

Man, the stories I'll tell my grandkids when I get older.

"Did you know the U.S. military was desperate enough to hire mentally ill men in dresses? Those fuckers caused WWIII."

It's strange, but this entire debacle has killed my daily compulsion to check Reddit.

So America self-immolated because of a stolen banana

Alright

No lives matter.

Tell your boyfriend that he needs to let you leave the house and have a job

I have never had a good experience flying Delta. Including that time we missed our connection in Atlanta and had to stay the night in a ghetto roach motel where a furry convention was happening.

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Do you think Joe plays bingo like normal or he unloads a bunch of troll dolls and lucky trinkets and has the extra special sparkly bingo dabbers and shit? You know, like a "kill the caller t-shirt" and everything

You must've loved the movie Candyman. And lsd taught me well and good not to look at mirrors too long while on drugs, fuck that noise.

I have been called a weaboo. Does that count?

Scape goat!

It's not an escape goat. Jesus, read a fucking book. Are goats well known for escapology? No, they are not you retard. Nor can you ever escape in a goat.

*angrily retards self into oblivion*

If Minneapolis is not being burned and looted the day the trial ends well I lost 20 dollars.

I know it's scape goat but "escape goat" sounds phonetically similar. But it's whatever, just point me to the nearest concentration camp grammar Hitler.

 

[DumbDude42]

If planning ahead is white then why don't I have a BBC?

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

"n word"

 

[Meat Target]

God, I though someone got into my account somehow. Turns out it was just a retarded dog peddling coins on April Fools day.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Based pirates keeping titties free on the internet.
...
Based pirates keeping washboards free on the internet.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE WEEB SHIT

 

[Neko GF]

I just chopped off my dick myself to show my disdain for Big Pharma.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I thought it was cool that birds were learning by watching humans, now I'm just disappointed they were watching niggers.

When our own exceptional fuckery kills off humanity the birbs will inherit the earth.

Ain't no black people in Alaska, lol.

Come on, next you are going to tell me that black people actually live in Canada as well. I refuse to believe it. Those are actually some sort of alien skin-walker race that has no connection to the proud black-American.

Hey! I self Identify as an Alaskan Nigger, thank you very much!

Skin peeling off doesn't sound safe to me.

You wish, you wouldn't know what a real vagina looked like if you had one because your gunt would obscure it your entire life.

Neither of us ever going to see real vagina trancell, only one of us is bothered by it.

How is this a “new trend “?
Also, nuke Russia tbh.

I may have had all my skin peel off and been ill for multiple days after, but if just one granny is saved from the coof, then it's all worth it! Oh and I'm permanently sterile but crotch goblins are icky and they take up money that could be used for my Funko collection!

-Reddit

If I turn into a zombie, I'll make sure to write how itchy and tasty it is.

DUMBASS, HOPE YOU BECOME INFERTILE

There are actually legions of bugmen lining up to take this shit.

Haha he’s from Goochland. Is it next to Taint Town?

>Injecting yourself with something that could kill you to own the right wing.
Okay retard.

isn't your son also a troon with an onlyfans?

you may want to rethink, like, all your life choices.