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[Random Internet Person]

Some more quotes for @Null collection:

I ain't a dancing nigga, I just move to the beat
Sit there and nod my head but won't move my feet
Gangsta, so I'm holdin' up the wall
That dancing shit up to the rest of y'all
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And I'm still going through it, pain and the hurt
Soaking up trouble like rain in the dirt
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What's gon' be the outcome? Hmm, let's add up all the factors
You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe
You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and e'rybody know
Your old man say you stupid, you be like, "So?"

 

[verygayFrogs]

Well, then maybe you shouldn't have wanted to fuck Jiminy Cricket.

TFW Chris-Chan is less of a creepo than you, y'know you fucked up.

I would like to join the hentai party

Here's a spell for you Marzi, it's called going to a therapist.

I will not eat the bugs, Bill Gates.
This article fills me with hate.
I will not eat them full puree.
I will not eat them crem brulee.
I will not eat them in a shake.
I will not eat them with my steak.
I will not eat the bugs, Bill Gates.

I don't care how much it gets pushed, I'm not eating the damn bugs.

Never stick your dick in yandere.

"I CANT BREATH" - autistic child, probably

Oh, no! Why would whitie do this!?

FUCK CAPITALISM AND LITTLE KIDS

I wish it were legal to hunt people who type like this for sport.

Real niggas put vinegar on their fries.

These posts are Undertale-phobic and biased against skeletons.

Ching chong! Racism in the font library!

Do the onsies sat, daddy's little slut?

Banned for drive-by commentary on a thread about black lives matter in Mario Paint.

Banned for price gouging turnips in Animal Crossing

Banned for fedposting about what xir wants to do to Isabelle from Animal Crossing.

banned 4 autism

Banned for misgendering Tommy Tooter.

User permanently banned for calling the mods fat and gay.

Banned for being more obnoxious than @Arm Pit Cream

 

[Nagibatel]

DJ Octavio is real and all he thinks about is fucking some fat piece of shit who is still stuck in her parent's house at 28.

My favorite one from @IOnceWasAWaifuFag.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Chris-Chan is retarded.

Webbigail Vanderquack and I will go on an expedition to Kumandra today.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It’s just Pavlov’s Troon at this point.

Drink your semen and die, it's the new natural way.

Maybe this isn't the only gas-related solution the Germans should try again.

If black israelites will save us from the kikes, I'll buy them the biggest kfc bucket there is.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I'm a spectrophiliac. I have a ghost kink. I guess you could say that the only guy I would sleep with is a dead one." -Sapphire Crimson Claw

 

[KiwiFuzz]

for all we know the stress caused the tumor to remember John McCain and sent him over the edge

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Put stuff in it and just press random buttons and eventually something tasty will pop out.

 

[Local Fed]

this one doesn't even try, it's just an ugly man with nail polish.

If kiwifarms has taught me anything, we will for sure see her butthole within a matter of months. Lolcows love taking pictures of their buttholes. It's almost a defining trait.

I can tolerate a guy fucking trannies, but using Linux is too far

You said you don't do drugs OP but maybe you should.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You know what, this Peetz dude doesn't seem like a totally irredeemable shitbag. Hell, if he'd shave his head, sport a goatee and get a Harley, I might even let him suck my dick.

No homo.

My sex is yes please

 

[Antipathy]

forum should be renamed to KKKiwi farms

Everything I know about granulation tissue, I learned from trannies.

The nig nogs are going to fucking go wild and the army is going to get called in and everyone is going to start saying fuck this sjw bullshit. I want to start seeing fucking antifa shot in the street

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

In the words of the our lord and saviour Terry A. Davis, "Y'all be a herd of nigger cattle".

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

“We are in this world of criminal justice reform, and I guess courts can look at that and say ‘well, it was just words,’” Kunzweiler said. “Yes, it was just words, but those words were directed at me and directed at my daughter.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

@Kate Farms Shill "I BELIEVE IN RAGE BANG"

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'm not even a Nazi myself, it's just really rare for a lolcow, nonetheless a fat junkie white woman with a spotty childhood, to actually get their act together. We outta start marketing this 'Nazism' stuff to today's OnlyFans/insta whores.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Scary that guns are in the hands of people who can't even make pancakes right.....

I'm about to comment, those dilator sizes are seemingly standardised, and suddenly wonder in horror: why do I know all this?

This is the...second most autistic thing I've ever wrote.

I can't wait for the Red Skull penis washing arc in the new Captain American cannon!

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HOW.
DOES.
SHE.
SHIT?

Maybe she's a Wariosexual?

Griefing the farms is pissing into an ocean of piss.

If somebody insulted my lawn I'd drive to their house and shoot bullets into it at 3am.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I can tolerate a guy fucking trannies, but using Linux is too far

 

[Monolith]

Cervixpiercer!?! CERVIXPIERCER?!?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

 

[Antipathy]

For decades, the 400-strong community has worshipped Prince Philip, praying everyday that he would protect their banana and yam crops.

Walls of skulls of traitors and enemies are, on the contrary, the manifestation of the purest empathy towards one's people.