random_text.txt

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Happily I'm a faggot

 

[SCSI]

Can't wait to play as Ma'am Solo. Did the Kessel run in 12 dilates, I did.

That woman's "balls" look like a pig trotter, good Lord.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

No, I have deleted all of my arthur porn since then. Please stay on topic

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

He told police voices on the radio told him the self-mutilation would save the world.

From this thread. He cut it off and threw it at officers. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/man-c...icers-during-police-chase.99603/#post-9922479

 

[Mal0]

"Florida man castrates several police officers during police chase"

 

[NyQuilninja]

Leave the capybaras alone or I'll have to come down there

This movie is going to bomb worse than a Ryder truck outside of a federal building.

You make dick sucking seem like a promising alternative.

I miss the world of 2019.

And that world sucked.

Hmmm, perhaps the assassination of Archduke Gavin Newsom to kick off WWIII.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Just dropping by to post this
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The first four paragraphs are absolutely perfect random.txt fodder. But if I had to pick just one it'd be "And no, I do not wipe my anal hole/canal after defecation."

 

[Meat Target]

try chugging an entire can of cold clam chowder and tell me you feel okay.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Learn from this, Californians. No matter where you run to, God's cleansing fire will find you.

At this point I'm just glad I was wrong about lambdatoko trying to fuck teppei

That go go juice really took her places. Not places she should be. Places nonetheless.

just being black or Muslim will not keep you safe. They will demand you cut ur penis off as well. And send homosexual men after ur anus
A brown skinned woman says “I’m not white and I’m lesbian” she thinks this keeps her safe but the woke people send tons of transgender women will penis chasing after her

I love the idea of an AI taking my order at the drive-thru. I guarantee it can't possibly do any worse than the humans taking my order. How the fuck do I get a taco shell, with no tomato, no sour cream, and no fucking beef, when I ordered a motherfucking beef taco?! I got a taco shell, with lettuce, some shredded cheese and fucking refried beans! No one has ever made a fucking taco with just motherfucking beans! It was just fucking astounding.

 

[vulg]

When does Null come back from his spergcation?

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Any idea where to find the actual text file?

 

[Meat Target]

"His dick fell off because a woman wrote words on the internet."

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[IAmNotAlpharius]

• The local police told the media they had not confiscated "such a large number of panties in years."

It was from this article. https://archive.md/kErIi

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

 

[Meat Target]

The only greater Kiwi Farms related legal moment was getting a federal judge to say 'Cumrobbery' in open court.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Dan Crenshaw is short and a shitty pirate knock off.

Huh... that's a lotta rape.

 

[Meat Target]

I got a lot of porn downloaded so I'll be okay

Imagine having even a strip mall paralegal degree and being too dumb to understand what "or" means.

The FBI stole your genitals. What do you do?

 

[Law]

Its clownworld, who better than a clown to guide you?

 

[AnOminous]

"I am highly normal." From the Roy Philipose thread.

 

[ADHD]

I AM A YOUTUBER AND I FART AND SHOW MY FUPA ONLINE FOR MONEY