Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Spoiler: $50 To Make You Laugh

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Spoiler: Clam Chowder Right Out of The Can

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Spoiler: Death By Peanut Butter

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[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Living where I do, in an area that occasionally catches a hurricane, I’ve had the opportunity to dine exclusively on room temperature canned goods for days on end.

Luke warm Chef Boyardee Mac and cheese isn’t too bad, nor is the Ravioli (under the circumstances).

I made it one bite into the clam chowder. It’s absolutely disgusting.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Living where I do, in an area that occasionally catches a hurricane, I’ve had the opportunity to dine exclusively on room temperature canned goods for days on end.

Luke warm Chef Boyardee Mac and cheese isn’t too bad, nor is the Ravioli (under the circumstances).

I made it one bite into the clam chowder. It’s absolutely disgusting.

A lot of canned stuff is fine cold or even lukewarm. Clam chowder though I don’t trust without heating it up to kill whatever bacteria is in the can. I’m sure Lucas has some built up resistance to undercooked and unsafe food though. I really hope we see him start to dumpster dive and not find the good stuff.

 

[Da Dude123]

The cow is back posting Islamic content. I bet all those canned goods were obtained by raiding a food pantry. He doesn't think making a video of him eating peanut butter with his fingers or eating clam chower out of a can with no utensils reflects poorly on him. Oh, no. He is plenty good and that is plenty good content.

 

[mothman96]

In a recent video he brought up the EBT card. He said it went missing when he was in a shelter. Now he has a permanent address why hasn't he waddled over to the EBT office to order a replacement. But now I wonder being that his meals are provided for at Mallon Place, would he still qualify for EBT.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

In a recent video he brought up the EBT card. He said it went missing when he was in a shelter. Now he has a permanent address why hasn't he waddled over to the EBT office to order a replacement. But now I wonder being that his meals are provided for at Mallon Place, would he still qualify for EBT.

i know that in my state when patients go into residential their EBT money goes to the facility to purchase food. So my guess is that he might have to sign over EBT benefits.

he definitely is unhappy with portions and this is hilarious seeing him powerfeed on random food. I bet he still hits up the soup kitchens and tries to score double. Every other homeless person loses weight but Lucas gains.

also, why is he so greasy? Is he that freaking lazy to not shower or is he just so sweaty?

 

[TurdFondler]

There's no way he's not going to have the shits after eating an entire raw zucchini and cans of uncooked clam chowder.

Also my new favorite line of his:
"Another socialist finger of peanut butter"

 

[LeeLoo]

Only Fatness NeverClean can make me simultaneously laugh hysterically and vomit uncontrollably. And dammit, there’s no one in my day to day life I can share this gold putrid pic with!

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

i know that in my state when patients go into residential their EBT money goes to the facility to purchase food. So my guess is that he might have to sign over EBT benefits.

All states do that. Lucas definitely had to give up EBT benefits if he's being provided meals like he's said. He's not going to last at this place for long.

 

[Krathnami]

Only Fatness NeverClean can make me simultaneously laugh hysterically and vomit uncontrollably. And dammit, there’s no one in my day to day life I can share this gold putrid pic with!

Lucas after sucking off Jason Perva

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

There's no way he's not going to have the shits after eating an entire raw zucchini and cans of uncooked clam chowder.

Also my new favorite line of his:
"Another socialist finger of peanut butter"

So a socialist finger of peanut butter in theory gets shared around? Is he trying to say lick the peanut butter off my finger share the wealth Gen Z! Don’t go for the guy with the car and credit cards gets some peanut butter off my MRSA hands.

edit: remember this Lucas going around with a bag of popcorn offering to share the wealth

 

[mothman96]

i know that in my state when patients go into residential their EBT money goes to the facility to purchase food. So my guess is that he might have to sign over EBT benefits.

he definitely is unhappy with portions and this is hilarious seeing him powerfeed on random food. I bet he still hits up the soup kitchens and tries to score double. Every other homeless person loses weight but Lucas gains.

also, why is he so greasy? Is he that freaking lazy to not shower or is he just so sweaty?

Yes, If he can eat the meals at Mallon Place and make it to the free meals for the homeless, he'll surely do that. Even when he's had access to a shower facilities, Lucas has never been much for hygiene.

There's no way he's not going to have the shits after eating an entire raw zucchini and cans of uncooked clam chowder.

Also my new favorite line of his:
"Another socialist finger of peanut butter"

The clam chowder in the can is already cooked.

 

[Da Dude123]

So Mallon Place not only takes the tugboat but takes the food stamps too? I am surprised Lucas has not been mooing about how unfair this is.

 

[TurdFondler]

Cooked or not, try chugging an entire can of cold clam chowder and tell me you feel okay.

Just the raw zucchini alone would be questionable, digestion wise.

 

[mothman96]

All states do that. Lucas definitely had to give up EBT benefits if he's being provided meals like he's said. He's not going to last at this place for long.

How about his SSI . Would you know if he'd have to sign over his SSI to Mallon Place, they deduct the $744 and give him the rest or his SSI still be sent to the acct manage by the payee.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How about his SSI . Would you know if he'd have to sign over his SSI to Mallon Place, they deduct the $744 and give him the rest or his SSI still be sent to the acct manage by the payee.

I don't know anyone who agrees to a shitty living situation like that. Subsidized housing or Section 8 Voucher Housing bases your living expenses on 30% of your income. I can't see a payee even agreeing to this, but I guess that's what happens when all options are burned. If Lucas isn't getting any state aid from Washington like some suggest, then he has less than $50/month. How do you live like that? What happens if anything comes up?

 

[Wernology]

If Lucas isn't getting any state aid from Washington like some suggest, then he has less than $50/month. How do you live like that? What happens if anything comes up?

Lucas isn't capable of thinking more than an hour or two ahead.

 

[Da Dude123]

Have you all noticed that Lucas has been changing clothes more frequently? He must have gotten access to a clothing donation bin. And now that he has a room he can store clothing. He would normally wear the same thing for weeks, if not months at a time.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

How about his SSI . Would you know if he'd have to sign over his SSI to Mallon Place, they deduct the $744 and give him the rest or his SSI still be sent to the acct manage by the payee.

If Medicaid paid for some of the ALF he’d have his SSI but that wouldn’t be possible at Mallon as it isn’t a medical treatment ALF.

Lucas has already said his savings is being spent on the Mallon rent and that once he’s out of savings, his SSI will be eaten up entirely. That’s why he wants a part time job.

I’m not shocked the payee agreed. Lucas could get a part time job and more importantly NOWHERE ELSE will take him, and Lucas keeps threatening suicide to get into a hospital bed because no other shelters will have him.

so thems the breaks for Gourdhead. He’s literally actively fucked himself into HellHouse Adult Daycare.

it’s hilarious to think that his personal best in life in the last 10 years was his fartbox. In the last 20 years it was his 18 months leaching off a baby boomer.

what a life.

 

[mothman96]

Have you all noticed that Lucas has been changing clothes more frequently? He must have gotten access to a clothing donation bin. And now that he has a room he can store clothing. He would normally wear the same thing for weeks, if not months at a time.

He'd better be putting his name on each article of clothing for when the clothes get washed they'll know who is the owner.