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Have these people ever considered that any time they go out in public, use the internet, or buy a product they are potentially participating in an experiment without their knowledge?

Store changed their layout? Corporation wants to see what other crap you'll buy if they put they put the electronics section in between groceries and housewares.

Politician opens their mouth? They want to know what policies resonate with voters.

Watch a video? Uploader wants to know what kind of content gets the most views.

Honk at a "HONK IF YOU LOVE HENTAI" bumper sticker? Autistic driver wants to know how many other pedophiles are on the road.

But, somehow, it's "unethical" when you point out how stupid the average person actually is.

I stopped using Reddit two months ago and immediately noticed an improvement in the quality of my life.
 
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Shalashaskaa said:
So funny to me that redditors really think this is unethical.

These same faggots will jump at the chance to tell some confused teen that "You're actually hecking TRANS. Go to these subreddits and see how you can start HRT 🥰"

I hate them so fucking much.
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Troons jump on anyone, tell a guy to be himself and out of nowhere 3 troons break in and get him to troon out before grooming them and adding them to their gooning circle

happened to me when someone was having a crisis and I was trying to help them
 
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Soycast Guy said:
That’s always the funny part.

“Humans are evil. They destroy the planet!”

“So why don’t you kill yourself then?”

“FUCK YOU NAZI!!!!!”
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Smiling Friends remains unbeaten
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A little bit late to reddit's AI seething, but I have created this work of art to immortalize this funny event.

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Who wouldn't have guessed a redditor could be replaced by bots without anyone noticing? Makes me wonder how much of reddit is just bots. I'm sure some of the commenters crying about their "human rights" being violated are actually bots too!
 
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femboy fart huffer said:
I mean yea but at least chatgpt can say 'yes that frame sounds solid enough' without giving me a lecture on the ethics and impacts of commercial lumberjacking.
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Reminds me of an experience I once had with my bank (can't remember if I told this story here.) Me and my mom were trying to figure out how to turn my adolescent account into an adult account so she'd stop seeing my transactions and having control over my checking and savings accounts. The problem is that my bank's web interface is dated as fuck so we had no idea how to do it and Google wasn't helping. While I was waiting for support to get back to me I decided to ask on reddit since I noticed my bank had a very obscure but active subreddit, for some reason.

The responses I got were absolutely fucking deranged. Some of them included:
  • Many, many instances of "I don't use this bank, but..." (HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE THEN)
  • Suggestions I change banks entirely
  • Multiple comments asking if I was spending money on furry porn
  • An accusation that I was trying to defraud my bank, and that they would "report my criminal behaviors"
My favorite was a guy who decided that the best solution to my problem would be to go down to my town's courthouse and file paperwork to register a fucking LLC in my name for some reason. Eventually out of the sea of hundreds of useless dipshits I got exactly one reply that actually helped but I kind of wish I had just waited for support to get back to me. What a miserable experience.
 
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Spineless Straight dude forces himself to stay with his wife after she became a pooner and he is no longer attracted to her:
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Cis dude is attracted to cis females and trans males and wonders what his sexuality is

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/gd2jbd/im_a_cis_male_who_is_sexually_attracted_to_cis/
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More stories of Straight dudes and pooners:

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LMfao at how the boyfriend says to his pooner GF : " ahaaa this explains why you like ll the cool stuff I like instead of stereotypical girl stuff"


"I'm a polyamours pansexual trans guy and my husband is a mostly-straight cis man (I'm his exception.)"
"Now I'm nearly a year on T and I'd say things are going well. He didn't lose his attraction to me and our sex life is better than it has been in years. He still identifies as straight, since he isn't attracted to any men other than me, I'm pretty much just his exception."
 
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I still don't get this, the purchaser is responsible for duty if shipped directly from China to them. Just put a note on the website "this is a direct from China import, you will be responsible for any duty and will pay the shipping company" and... done. They already probably have that note for countries which have always had import duty on Chinese items.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
Every time I try looking up any info on weird shit happening with figures now thanks to the current year SEO bullshit it's always reddit threads like this and never actual hobbyist forum posts. Pisses me the fuck off immensely.
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Well I just think it's ridiculous since it's not like anyone actually really needs retro gaming stuff and I'm saying this as a collector myself. Not only that, they're people who play video games that are like twenty years old at a minimum.

Like the last one I saw was them seething that some Chinese Gameboy Advance clone was being delayed cause of tariffs, like just buy a fucking Gameboy SP on ebay.
 
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