Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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Flowers For Sonichu said:
If the result of your trolling creates any emotional suffering and anguish from Chris, akin to that god-awful and unfunny "I Love You Catherine" video I will not hesitate to ban every single person involved in it,
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We still got a over a week for them to reconcile and Chris to get in trouble in public on their "date." The fruits of such a mi1king would be a lot better than a six-second sobbing clip.

If Jessica isn't a troll and completely normal, she would have dumped him with the perfectly legitimate excuse creeping her out with sexual advances implied in his messages about MLP lesbian fantasies and what he writes about in his comics. I don't buy she was teaching him a lesson over stalking Doopie.
 
I hope we can finally replace this shitty and undefined picture of Chris that defines stress.

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dj turnip said:
Okay but why the hell does Jessica respond to shit with selfies? I would find it sus. that she did so today while she was "angry," but she also provided a screenshot when she was prattling on about Chris being "hers."
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Maybe like a visual aid?
 
Sonicsis said:
I don't know why but Chirs had to post the same fb posts to Twitter
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What truth is Chris protecting? Chris lies because he thinks he can get away with it, the only thing funnier than this situation is Chris trying to hide his hairline at the beginning of the video. Also, we should send this video into a gay porn production company as an audition:

"Tranny Pillow Biters Take One For Their Sweethearts".
 
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dj turnip said:
Okay but why the hell does Jessica respond to shit with selfies? I would find it sus. that she did so today while she was "angry," but she also provided a screenshot when she was prattling on about Chris being "hers."
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I've seen other people do the same thing. They're usually just really into themselves and have no social awareness that people don't want to see a stupid reaction image of them for everything
 
I'm going to assume this is all Jessica pretending to be mad about Chris continuing to try to communicate with voice actresses on Twitter, especially behind her back. Honestly I still insist this was done by some well meaning white knight to try and police Chris away from creeping out people who there might be real life problems with and directing it towards someone who doesn't exist.

Either that or the person behind Jessica knew there was no way to fulfil her MLP movie date agreement and ended the relationship while there was something he/she could appear in the right about. Maintaining a fake relationship with Chris seems like hard work, I couldn't blame anybody who abandoned it.
 
Karen Riley said:
I'm going to assume this is all Jessica pretending to be mad about Chris continuing to try to communicate with voice actresses on Twitter, especially behind her back. Honestly I still insist this was done by some well meaning white knight to try and police Chris away from creeping out people who there might be real life problems with and directing it towards someone who doesn't exist.

Either that or the person behind Jessica knew there was no way to fulfil her MLP movie date agreement and ended the relationship while there was something he/she could appear in the right about. Maintaining a fake relationship with Chris seems like hard work, I couldn't blame anybody who abandoned it.
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I agree on your second theory, she played him like a violin and only managed to get 7 seconds of video out of him.

Going 2 years deep undercover just to troll Chris doesn't really seem all that worth it.
 
maybe she was lied to about the existence of bent duck pickle?
 
This is now one of my all-time favorite Chris videos. The crying is real. Of course he's filming it for a purpose, but he's a shitty actor who couldn't pull off tears like this. There are several video examples of Chris crying; he cries often in real life when he's emotional and this is no different. I was getting real tired of peacenik hippie Chris.

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you....
 
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