Reminder: DSP reads Kiwifarms every day

[Draza]

lmao, I knew it. I knew Dave read his thread regularly. I wonder what his account is here

Won't be that hard to find his account.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Did I get a shoutout?

Yeah, did Phil mention SoapQueen by name?

Nah, nothing like that. I was more generally referring to Phil's use of Kiwifarms in general as some kind of massive detractor conspiracy community. I just think that makes it funnier that the DSP board's mod is the one who gave him the idea to save his Youtube channel.

 

[Commander Cunt]

Did I get a shoutout?

Naa. You oh get that if you post the message w bits or a tip.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That's how Phil thinks: some are always the heroes, and some are always the villains, and there is no grey area. Whatever the ones born to be good do is justified (even outright killing their enemies), and nothing a villain does can save him from punishment. He thinks he is the good guy in his story and everybody else is wrong.

Makes me wonder how much really makes DSP different from say, Jay Geis, outside of the whole 'actually managed to luck into a lucrative means of self-employment' aspect of the former that the latter craves and does fuck all to achieve.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

I mean... You could just make the consoles backwards compatible. You could even load up 50 good PS1 classics into new PS4s, that'd be an amazing selling point. Right now, asking 7,5 bucks a piece for 20 PS1 "Classics", and god fucking knows what shovelware they'll throw in there... Ps1 had some really, really bad games. And the graphics and controls have aged like molk for the most part. I can imagine since Square's already on board they'll at least throw in the remarkable Bushido Blade, but even that has a disappointing second part... I dunno.

Almost none of these games are worth 5 bucks nowadays. I mean, Tekken 3's great, but paying 150 bucks to play a game you've probably already played the crap out of, with no new features... Sounds like a pretty tough sale to me.

Plus why are we even discussing this at all? Yarr harr, fiddle dee dee...

So Dave himself parroted this post live on Ask the Kong. Down to the Shovelware and really bad games thing. Am I internet famous now? Do I get a cookie? Can I be hailed as DSP's very own unpaid ghost-writer?

 

[BeanBidan]

Henlo BlackedSydePhool
Learn to appreciate what you have now because it'll be taken away in due time.

 

[Prince Lotor]

So Dave himself parroted this post live on Ask the Kong. Down to the Shovelware and really bad games thing. Am I internet famous now? Do I get a cookie? Can I be hailed as DSP's very own unpaid ghost-writer?

Isn't it fucking eerie when you listen to him word for word say your Kiwi Farms post out loud as if they are his own thoughts?

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Isn't it fucking eerie when you listen to him word for word say your Kiwi Farms post out loud as if they are his own thoughts?

I feel like I'm losing all my detractor cred, dood! I mean, to detract is literally this:

1. to take away a part, as from quality, value, or reputation (usually followed by from).

And here I sit, actually IMPROVING Dave's life and letting him take stuff that he probably thinks sounds smart from me! TIHYDP Detractor Ball Z! Nothin' I could do!

Best part is it probably isn't even the first time he's just taken shit verbatim from KF. Maybe he thinks we won't notice? Or more realistically, if he doesn't even pay Popsicolo, he just thinks nothing of stealing shit from others with a straight face? Unless it's his footage or obvious financial ruses for a detractor video. Then you need to get unplatformed and good riddance to bad rubbish'd.

SMH, Dave. You god damn hypocrite.

 

[thebonesauce]

Either Phil or Swagginz is confirmed to keep tabs on Tevin. Two nights ago Tevin accidentally showed his new twitch sock that he uses to chat, he hasn’t even said anything and less than five minutes after showing the name on stream it was permanently banned. After he called Swagginz out on stream and said he saw him do it, he was magically unbanned. Phil reads the Farms, Fagginz keeps tabs on Tevin.

 

[Sadge-itarius]

Either Phil or Swagginz is confirmed to keep tabs on Tevin. Two nights ago Tevin accidentally showed his new twitch sock that he uses to chat, he hasn’t even said anything and less than five minutes after showing the name on stream it was permanently banned. After he called Swagginz out on stream and said he saw him do it, he was magically unbanned. Phil reads the Farms, Fagginz keeps tabs on Tevin.

You're telling me that Phil and his lapdog engage in the very same stalker-ish and "mentally ill" behavior he says all detractors do?

Preposterous. How could you even entertain the idea that people would be guilty of the very thing they incessantly and indiscriminately accuse others of doing?

 

[Prince Lotor]

Cross-posting this here. The person responsible for the mrstupid1 leaks says Phil 100% reads Kiwi Farms regularly. Hi, Phil Are you some sort of financial masochist? You seems to habitually mangle your own revenue streams to the point it seems like a fetish Do you still rent your modems monthly from Comcast?

"Official Statement of DSP Enterprises"
https://pastebin.com/gVs5PwUt

Official Statement of DSP Enterprises

o phil regularly reads the farms i can tell because of the timing of certain events and his reaction. he reads it on his phone. if he says he doesnt then he is lying.
o phil was well aware his accounts had been compromised, this can be noticed by him complaining about lots of "spam emails". these were likely password reset requests and notifications of excessive failed logins and logins from strange ip addresses. he just didnt take the time to bother about it. he had something like 24-48 hours to do something about it and didnt do anything.
o phil changed his facebook account password 6 months ago and not when he moved to washington as he claimed on his video
o phil knew his accounts were likely to be compromised when he obviously alluded to having to search his mind for other things to talk about.
o contrary to some of the accusations ive seen on some stream chats - i have not been paid to do this. there are some other accusations that no matter how i answer people will say im not telling the truth.

o phil had two comcast business lines for around 400 dollars in total monthly
o phil pays to rent a modem monthly for both of these
o regardless of what phil says a large number of his accounts had the password 'mrstupid1'
o phil used a few email accounts dspgaming@hotmail.com, dspgaming@yahoo.com, darksydephil@hotmail.com, darksydephil@yahoo.com, phil@thekingofhate.com, burnellpp@optonline.net, burnellpp@yahoo.com, burnellpp@hotmail.com
o some of these email addresses dont even exist because phil signed up and never confirmed his email address
o to be impartial... some of the accounts (such as brazzers) could date from many years ago. just because they are there doesnt mean they are current.

o from my research the numbers were previously not published. i could be wrong about this but its not that important. it would explain why his phone rang and he was actually surprised.

o why? because phil is a dick and was rude. i dont like rude people.
o how? because phil kept his passwords the same on many websites

o i didnt have any access to phils financial information. i did have access to his saved card on some sites. i didnt order anything (although it would have been funny if another 10 leanna rings and some dragon dildos turned up in the mail)
o i did have the easy chance to do permanent and lasting things but i only did this for entertainment purposes (tax refundable, you understand) so i didnt do anything that severe (i cant speak for other people who may have been on the 'mrstupid1' express train)
o i did have access to cut his power, but i didnt touch anything

although phil didnt get to experience the once in a lifetime chance to step outside and watch the eclipse, he did get another once in a lifetime chance to stay inside and have his internet connection fail. all i did was shake the foundation of phil by playing with his internet, i dont much care for phil or his life, but i dont think he deserves internet access. phil should try and use this opportunity to take a better look at his life, but he probably wont. he has failed to take responsibility for anything and doesnt ever want to improve and this is easily shown by the above scenario.

my message to everyone else is to do some reading on computer security. change your passwords. use a password manager. use 2 factor authentication. make sure to consume vegetables and fruit regularly to avoid gout.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Hi Phil. If you read the forums to get a boner from being hated, as hate makes you stronger, could you take your time on prestream to elaborate in a neutral and not aggressive manner why you dismiss any single critic pointed at you?
We even have a full thread on that topic, dedicated to save your business.

Keep in mind that name-calling is not, and never was, a legit explanation. It's always worth to think about arguments of people you don't like. We also do that when you say something, it just happens that 99,9% of all people disagree with you (statistic made up by my own ass. My point is your "arguments" hold so less water, most of the time there will never be a majority who agrees with you, which is not a coincidence. Some food for thought here).

Also, it's an edge I'm balancing on right know when I say "I know people like you", this is kinda insulting, sorry. So I put up a German guy as an example who follows the same behavior as you, from my perspective. Rainer Winkler alias Drachenlord (Oh no Wurstbrot, not again!!!) is a guy who triggers his haters constantly and literally gets attacked, sometimes even physically. Awful, yes. It's partly his own fault because he never made peace with his detractors. Whenever he has the opportunity, whenever some of them are in his village (do nothing, just grill something, even want him to join with beer and meat), he goes full attack mode, yells very loud in the middle of the night and now refuses each and any social contact with strangers. This is where his paranoia led to.

What do you think he could have done to prevent damage? It often doesn't really matter what an idiot someone is, if you can see he has a nice soul and is a kind guy, it makes it difficult to dislike someone. Just try being nice and people will slowly start to follow. It could happen that these fiendish detractors start to like you. Not in the same way, but at least in a way they feel pity instead of the current situation (I'm sorry, but most seem to feel disgust and therefore want to see you fail massively).

There is just a little effort to be made if you start to be self-aware. Be aware that you react very toxic towards people, the nice and the bad. If you want to change a mass, then you have to change the source, which is you. It could help to just listen. The masses are known for having thousands of minds and ideas.

I would like to not dislike you anymore, Phil. Until then, you have to stay Dave. Because I see no reason to gift you any respect. If you don't like me, fine, my financials are independent from you. But not the other way around, you need a lot of people to live the life you desire so much.

Change me.

Edit: You may also drop your endless amount of fucking shady behaviours you cockroach.

 

[Comma]

I don't really believe DSP reads through (his subforum on) KF himself. My theory is that a trusted, long-time fan keeps him up-to-date about most detractor-related stuff and feeds it to him in bitesize pieces, with his main secret police intelligence officer being KGhaleon (who else) and probably Swagginz next to that.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I don't really believe DSP reads through (his subforum on) KF himself. My theory is that a trusted, long-time fan keeps him up-to-date about most detractor-related stuff and feeds it to him in bitesize pieces, with his main secret police intelligence officer being KGhaleon (who else) and probably Swagginz next to that.

I mean he sits there in the middle of the night gincoasting his way through tweets related him. Tweets that don't even tag him. This suggests he's highly invested to the point of addiction in the DSP Drahma despite claiming the opposite. He's so done with drahma he only talks about on a daily basis. He's dumb but he has to be aware that it's his bread and butter and without it he has absolutely nothing to offer anyone in 2018.

I would agree though that he probably doesn't sit and read every single post - purely because he half-asses everything and is always going to be Mr Minimum Effort. The same way he reads a headline of a videogame article and the opening paragraph then sounds off about it revealing that he didn't actually read the entire thing and that he has no idea what he's talking about.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Posted January 6th, 2019 at 8:19 pm

I put the forcible entry stuff in the OP.

Where can I find the lien screenshotted?
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Here's some candy:

In 2010 a petition was filed in a Michigan probate court to order Kat to obtain treatment for mental health reasons.
View attachment 632192
https://www.co.jackson.mi.us/597/Court-Records case number 10011942
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Here's some more:

In 2011 Kat was convicted of driving without proof of a license.
View attachment 632234
https://www.co.jackson.mi.us/597/Court-Records case number 11JC47509A

Note: this confirms her (already known) birth date.

This event summarization posted at 6:38 pm on January 7th, 2019 of an event from before 1:19 pm

For anyone having doubts about if Kat has told DSP about her past, and specifically the stuff about getting pulled over and having been in a mental health institution, the most interesting part is how he reacted to that particular troll tip:
View attachment 632904
By reacting the way he did, he clearly revealed he is fully aware of Kat's past in this regard. He doesn't read out the message, he calls the tipper an asshole and, most importantly, an insulting prick. If he hadn't been aware of Kat getting pulled over for driving without a license and checking herself into a mental health clinic, in no way this tip would've been insulting to anyone.

Extremely specific, revealing and a bit autisic? Sure.
Insulting? No way.

She has told him, he knows.

Case in point. DSP read, or as some have theorized was made aware by or had sommarized by the most exceptionally toadying vassal of Herr Goutlord, within 15 hours the information contained in the first post such that an innocuous statement like 'I've been having a tough time, life comes at you fast, thanks for providing a FUN & CHILL stream. Here's some $' got the donator instantly called "a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! I'm naht reading that ACK ACK ACK" due to containing a couple of keywords from the first post.

Hi Phil Some of us have been wondering: Do you find out more about your 'Soulmate' from reading Kiwi Farms or from when you two are silently sitting near each other?

I can't imagine during your hour a day together your vacant eyed Life-sized Cardboard Cutout Serious Adult Girlfriend ever bringing up that when she was 20 she got charged with Driving W/O a License or Proof thereof, or that when she was 21 someone contacted the authories who deemed necessary to involuntarily hospitalize her for mental health treatment because she was either:

Spoiler: http://www.charlevoixcounty.org/the_7th_probate_court/mental_health_proceedings.php

• a. An individual who has a mental illness and who as a result of that mental illness can be reasonably expected in the near future to intentionally or unintentionally seriously physically injure themselves or another individual, and who has engaged in an act or acts or made significant threats that are substantially supportive of the expectation.
• b. An individual who has a mental illness, and who as a result of that mental illness is unable to attend to their basic physical needs that must be attended to in order for them to avoid serious harm in the near future, and has demonstrated that inability by failing to attend to those basic physical needs.
• c. An individual who has a mental illness, whose judgement is so impaired they can't understand their need for treatment and whose continued behavior as a result of this mental illness can be reasonably expected, by a medical professional, to result in significant physical harm to themself or others.
• d. An individual whose mental processes have been weakened or impaired due to a dementia, have a primary diagnosis or epilepsy, or an individual with alcoholism or another drug dependence if they also meet the criteria of either (a) (b) or (c).

and when explained that after examination by professionals she was going to be involuntarily hospitalized for treatment she signed the voluntary committal form.

Do you really expect me to believe you talk about this minutiae from 9 years ago during grocery shopping, buying her a new wardrobe, or shoving $30 a pizza and $12 a bowl Ramen down your gullet? You began letting out horrendous farts in the same room with her after living together 5 months and were very pleased she put up with it and still treats you 'nice' You don't give a shit about her, she's just Leanna 2.0 to you. You plugged her into your life to pretend your big-boy relationship with Leanna failing wasn't your fault. You're trying to rub everything about this new relationship in Leanna's face because this is a rebound relationship, but she's moved on and isn't looking back, but it may not matter to Katherine that you're not in love with her, that may be exactly the relationship she wants.

Spoiler: Here's a reward to anyone who read my long post :)

 

[Haunter]

Case in point. DSP read, or as some have theorized was made aware by or had sommarized by the most exceptionally toadying vassal of Herr Goutlord, within 15 hours the information contained in the first post such that an innocuous statement like 'I've been having a tough time, life comes at you fast, thanks for providing a FUN & CHILL stream. Here's some $' got the donator instantly called "a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! I'm naht reading that ACK ACK ACK" due to containing a couple of keywords from the first post.

Hi Phil Some of us have been wondering: Do you find out more about your 'Soulmate' from reading Kiwi Farms or from when you two are silently sitting near each other?

I can't imagine during your hour a day together your vacant eyed Life-sized Cardboard Cutout Serious Adult Girlfriend ever bringing up that when she was 20 she got charged with Driving W/O a License or Proof thereof, or that when she was 21 someone contacted the authories who deemed necessary to involuntarily hospitalize her for mental health treatment because she was either

Hmm... I hadn't considered how little time they've had together for the Hospitalization thing to come out...

The most definitive proof I can think of that Phil checks on Kiwi Farms is that this site is about people that Google their own names. For instance, "Destiny", the "Soy Boy" counterpart to Phil's "Onion Man", showed up in his own thread

holy shit you guys are seriously arguing about fucking teenagers in a thread about me, this is hilarious

We do know that Phil used Jelsea to collect "Detractor" information. I remember someone in Phil's chat warning him about troll-y Pre-Stream fanart, shortly after the info was posted here. And then that guy who recently messaged him Kat info, shortly after the info was posted here. There's prolly some Teacher's Pet thing in being his Info Collector.

To add to the confusion, how much of what's mentioned here makes its way to Twitter? The Hospitalization thing apparently did.

... I dunno. I can't decide if it's Phil himself, or one of his self-appointed agents :/

 

[Sparkletor]

Not saying that Phil doesn't read here, but someone in Phil's chat tipped him off that more info got leaked on Kat the day before this ban happened.

He could have come here or had someone send him the info. Her could have also asked Kat if she ever got arrested because those dirty detractors are spreading more lies.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

I know Swagginz googles everyone who gets a sub in Phil's chat. My new twitch account got gifted a sub and when Swagginz logged in he promptly banned me. Never said anything in chat and I had been following since August.

I asked Swagginz and admist him spamming his GTAS emote at me he revealed he googles everyone and found my YT channel and banned me for it.

What a sad fucking life that he meticulously googles everyone while modding the chat and likely comes here to read and report back to Dear Leader.

 

[gaarashatan]

I know Swagginz googles everyone who gets a sub in Phil's chat. My new twitch account got gifted a sub and when Swagginz logged in he promptly banned me. Never said anything in chat and I had been following since August.

I asked Swagginz and admist him spamming his GTAS emote at me he revealed he googles everyone and found my YT channel and banned me for it.

What a sad fucking life that he meticulously googles everyone while modding the chat and likely comes here to read and report back to Dear Leader.

i pity swagginz virginity, for it forever be with him

 

[thebonesauce]

Hi Swagginz! I’m pretty sure you read the forums pretty meticulously, and I just want you to know that you’re a really sad, pitiful individual. Your name should be ImpotentFagginz because you’re a cucked pussy who hides behind his modship on a dying Twitch channel for one of the internet’s most hated lolcows. You really need to re-evaluate your life and your decisions up to this point. You ban people for a fat, completely out of shape con man, if anyone says anything REMOTELY bad you ban them and spam some gay fucking emote you made up or whatever. You’re pitiful.