Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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>IMPLYING said:
I don't know if RE9 is/will be good.
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I imagine it will be good mechanically, since Capcom has by now figured out how to make the formula work.

They're obviously not doing anything radical here, just copying RE2R and RE4R and tweaking the mechanics a bit. Capcom hasn't made an actually bad RE game in a long time - even RE3R was fun to play, despite being a glorified DLC for RE2R in all but name.

I also assume the first location will be pretty well-polished, while the other 2/3 of the game will be an afterthought, just like it was the case with RE2R, RE7, RE8 et al.

As for the narrative, as I said before, I never much cared about the story in any of the RE games, and especially not about the overarching narrative (despite being a massive storyfag), so I really won't be all that bothered unless Capcom writers did something monumentally retarded/cringe.

I still think trying to cram RE2R and RE4R into a single game is a bad idea, since the two playstyles are so radically different and require distinct map and enemy designs to work - just try to imagine going through the police station as RE4R Leon, parrying, punching, kicking and supplexing everything in your way to get an idea of how hard Capcom have made things for themselves by having the two characters share the same locale.
 
I don't necessarily think 19 year old Sherri and Ada need to show up in nothing but pasties and crotchless panties or anything but if they actually wrote it into the lore that the de aging serum only works on men and not women as suggested in leaks then that is very very cringe.

We all know the real reason Capcom. It's not blastocystic cellular polymerization it's ESG.
 
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>IMPLYING said:
In hindsight there's been shockingly few games worth cracking.
Even still, there'll probably be a wait before RE9 is cracked. I think the most recently released game cracked via this method was the Persona 3 remake.
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Was about to say this myself. Some games simply don't get cracked because no cares enough to bother with them. People also love cracking new games for clout.

regalterry said:
I imagine it will be good mechanically, since Capcom has by now figured out how to make the formula work.

They're obviously not doing anything radical here, just copying RE2R and RE4R and tweaking the mechanics a bit. Capcom hasn't made an actually bad RE game in a long time - even RE3R was fun to play, despite being a glorified DLC for RE2R in all but name.
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This is the problem. Aside from the series' atmosphere stagnating, AAA gaming in general has OTS syndrome.
 
Yeah, I can deal with soft stuff like story by grin-and-bearing my way through but if the game mechanically is not fun to play I am gonna be pissed. Have reviews for it dropped yet? Anyone who we can actually trust?
 
Reads cliffnotes of spoilers.


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Chris realizes the endless potential




Hemorrhoy Rogers said:
Well I read/watched the leaks and I'm glad I had no intention of playing this. It's fucking trash.
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Is Chris in it? Just a simple yes or no
Jace on ice said:
only works on men
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
Instead of bitching about things, can we all have a meme to enjoy?

The handsome tard said:
(apparently they are also the reason her hair is suddenly blonde...somehow, so no, it wasnt a Wesker thing but it is still weird)
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Na, its mentioned somewhere in the game (I forget where exactly) but he had her dye it because he's a power-hungry control freak who wanted a Trve Aryan Wife by his side.
 
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Brain Problems said:
Yeah, I can deal with soft stuff like story by grin-and-bearing my way through but if the game mechanically is not fun to play I am gonna be pissed. Have reviews for it dropped yet? Anyone who we can actually trust?
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I think the review embargo isn't lifted until the 25th. From what I'm seeing, it seems like almost all of the gameplay mechanics have already been revealed before the leaks.
 
TV's Adam West said:
Maybe I'm retarded, but that would be fun for at least a playthrough.
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No, you're 100% right, it would be pretty fun and what the HUNK level should have been.

I was just trying to illustrate how challenging designing both enemies and environments for characters that play so differently would be.

It's basically the same as trying to make an immersive sim, with a few mechanics removed, since you have to design the environments around multiple playstylyes, account for how the characters move (assuming Leon can do all the acrobatics he did in RE4), have the various rooms be set up so you have enough room to fight in them, but also the ability to sneak past enemies and, then, if Grace does get discovered, also account for how she fights.

And on top of all that, if the rumors are to be believed, some things you do as one character have an effect on the other, which adds another layer of complications.

That's a lot moving parts to keep track of, while also ensuring the gameplay is engaging and keeps you in the flow.

Plus, this has to be the first RE game that puts so much emphasis on stealth. You could "sneak" around certain enemies in previous titles, and RE4R did give you the option to do stealth takedowns to thin the enemy numbers down before going loud, but it was never a major focus, so I'm curious to see what Capcom did in that regard, since they've rarely dabbled with stealth mechanics. Shadow of Rome is probably the last time stealth was a major focus of a game they made, and it wasn't particularly well executed.
 
Snekposter said:
Na, its mentioned somewhere in the game (I forget where exactly) but he had her dye it because he's a power-hungry control freak who wanted a Trve Aryan Wife by his side.
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If thats the case, then this is a matter of conflicting sources because from where I read, it did say it was the virus antibodies harvesting process that caused the blonde hair.

It was a weird decision either way.
Snekposter said:
Instead of bitching about things, can we all have a meme to enjoy?
The Wesker Solution.mp4
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All that was missing is a long and dramatic

"CHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Jeezus I hope to god that is not the cannon ending but it woildnr surprise me the way gaming is. Demoralize your biggest fans for teenage girls.
 
>IMPLYING said:
don't know if RE9 is/will be good.
Haven't looked at the leaks, though a user here said "schizophrenic" and comparing it to RE6.
I'm expecting either hilarity or cringe.
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It is pretty stupid but not really any more or less retarded than most games in the franchise. The story has never really been "good" in any Resident Evil, so why people are so upset that this is very stereotypically a B movie schlockfest I don't know.

The recycled assets I kind of understand moreso. The remakes have already basically blown the nostalgia load for most people, whereas getting to revisit the RPD and fight old enemies would have been cool ten years ago, it isn't novel anymore, and feels a lot more like lazy asset reuse.
 
MrJokerRager said:
Sherry?

Out of all the women.

It was the little girl that he met in RE2?
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The handsome tard said:
The RE fanbase's reaction to this

It's like they intentionally went with an answer that somehow displeased EVERYONE one way or the other.
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why are you autists treating AIslop from an account called @ShitpostRock as if it's legit?
 
MrJokerRager said:
Sherry?

Out of all the women.

It was the little girl that he met in RE2?

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What will Chris do now?

Ask Jake to breed Claire.
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The fuck.
This better be a fake image and a fake spoiler, why is Leon doing Blue Steel at his own wedding photo?

He met this bitch when she was 12 and he was fucking 21 or w/e, he hasn't interacted with her except for a singluar moment in RE6 since.
 
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