Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Sherry?

Out of all the women.

It was the little girl that he met in RE2?

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What will Chris do now?

Ask Jake to breed Claire.
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I still think trying to cram RE2R and RE4R into a single game is a bad idea, since the two playstyles are so radically different and require distinct map and enemy designs to work - just try to imagine going through the police station as RE4R Leon, parrying, punching, kicking and supplexing everything in your way to get an idea of how hard Capcom have made things for themselves by having the two characters share the same locale.
I would find it amusing though if after a certain point Grace also gains access to melee finishers.
The recycled assets I kind of understand moreso. The remakes have already basically blown the nostalgia load for most people, whereas getting to revisit the RPD and fight old enemies would have been cool ten years ago, it isn't novel anymore, and feels a lot more like lazy asset reuse.
I'm the biggest supporter of recycling assets if it means getting games more quickly. Just seems a waste to spend all that time modelling just to never use it again.
Elden Ring might've taken an extra few years to release if FromSoft didn't recycle that same skeleton headpat animation for the 50th time lmao.

Storywise, yeah, RE never put out something "amazing". The story works best when it's just facilitating more bullshit, for better or worse. (RE5's underground African Mayan temple lmao)
Personally I think it works best when it keeps the scale small/"grounded" (Mansion, urban environment). I think RE4 instilled a blueprint for success but also imbibed some bad lessons. The focus on scale and varied environments often lead to contrivance.
 
It's kind of endearing how every single final boss battle in the entire franchise is just 'giant gelatinous blob that used to be a person with big glowing boobs you have to shoot at to kill it' now, but it's also really fucking uncreative and old hat at this point. C'mon, guys, we really can't think of anything fucking new or at least unique from a mechanics standpoint?
 

That is so fucking cheap and sleezy, its LITERALLY the same model as the Nemesis Final Boss form in RE3R, which makes NO FUCKING SENSE, as it was a Tyrant infected with a Nemesis Parasite that fused with a ton of bodies because of acid.

it makes no sense that he'd attain the exact same form (same fucking MODEL even) and that's the FINAL FUCKING BOSS to a RE9

I'm officially sunk on this game fellas, its a total asset flip wash.

It's kind of endearing how every single final boss battle in the entire franchise is just 'giant gelatinous blob that used to be a person with big glowing boobs you have to shoot at to kill it' now, but it's also really fucking uncreative and old hat at this point. C'mon, guys, we really can't think of anything fucking new or at least unique from a mechanics standpoint?
not really, Miranda, Simmons, and Saddler are not big blobs, Revelations 1 is a cool Marine themed Tyrant with psuedo teleporting, and RE5 is just Wesker with black tendrils.
 
Capcom spent so much fucking marketing and effort pushing this game only to fucking reuse Tyrant Mr. X, Nemesis and even the new Wesker Model, and likely fucking more, I'd bet.
what a fucking nightmare, there's "Memberberries" and then there's asset flipping and this is asset flipping, I can't imagine buying this fucking game now.
 
does RE 9 have a mercenaries mode that is on the hype level of RE5 No Mercy Mercenaries mode at least? thats the real value of the RE games anyway
 
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Well I didn't play or spoil that much of RE3R so.... I'll probably enjoy this more
Sherry?

Out of all the women.

It was the little girl that he met in RE2?

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What will Chris do now?

Ask Jake to breed Claire.

This is the funniest shit on earth. I honestly hope it's canon because its so amusing. Leon went full vampire immortal and just said fuck it to screw over Chris. Its kinda shockingly based.

Meanwhile in Chris's lair...

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I have failed you Claire... I picked the wrong man and I didn't have countermeasures for blondes.


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BUT I CAN STILL STEAL HIS VAMPIRE BLOOD FOR YOU!

 
For all of Village's faults at least all the boss fights were new and unique.

Resident Evil bros wtf happened?
It’s certainly new to completely asset flip a final boss lol. The final bosses of RE7, RE2 remake, and RE3 remake were all pretty similar but at least they were kinda different. This genuinely feels like an insult.
 
does RE 9 have a mercenaries mode that is on the hype level of RE5 No Mercy Mercenaries mode at least? thats the real value of the RE games anyway
No, there's no bonus mode of any kind. With any luck they might add one as free DLC like with 4 to artificially inflate the game's relevance and shelf-life.
Resident Evil bros wtf happened?
You kept buying remakes and shitting on the new games with new characters and ideas so now you get Leon kickflipping over Mr. X for the rest of eternity. I.E. RE bros get what they deserve.
 
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