Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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LopsidedLegend said:
I'm impressed your intelligence is so little that you're impressed by my basic human abilities. I would tell you to go fuck yourself. But apparently cloning without involving a woman is now entirely scientifically possible. So you might actually be able to do that.
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I wouldn't call them abilities but they are certainly basic. You actually said something almost coherent this time.


I still haven't played 8 myself. Isn't it just a clone of 4 as far as gameplay goes?
 
Hemorrhoy Rogers said:
I wouldn't call them abilities but they are certainly basic. You actually said something almost coherent this time.


I still haven't played 8 myself. Isn't it just a clone of 4 as far as gameplay goes?
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8 had a lot of interesting ideas but I found it to be inferior to 7. They did add a third person mode though so I'm wondering if that made it better.
 
Hemorrhoy Rogers said:
I still haven't played 8 myself. Isn't it just a clone of 4 as far as gameplay goes?
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No its an extension of 7. It pushes the first person aiming further with precision weak points on enemies as well as fast moving enemies.
Michael Wade said:
They did add a third person mode though so I'm wondering if that made it better.
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The game is designed with first person in mind, cramped hallways arent condusive to a third person camera.
 
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Scarthew said:
because most people dont care about games and only care about superficial things like setting. Also I wouldn't say 8 is an upgrade, 7 is very solid but too short whereas 8 is a full length game but padded. The doll house is a waste of 30 minutes every playthrough with no core mechanics or different way to play it (besides exploits) and the lake is equally as barron with minor timing puzzles. At least there's a decent boss at the end of it. But overall you have this large chunk in the middle of the game that's just going through the motions. The game clearly sets you up to do 3 more dungeons after the 1st by listing out the 4 heads for you and unfortunately 2 of those are back to back gimmicks which makes replaying 8 a slog.

I also question the fact that 8 has item crafting, a shop which allows you to buy ammo now, and weapon attachments resulting in redundant systems. Stocks and scopes in the original re4 offered something upgrades didnt but in village many attachments are just stat upgrades and since they obtained exclusively through purchase it begs the question why they exist. Why have the hairpull trigger increase shotgun rate of fire when you can already purchase a rate of fire upgrade? If you found it as loot itd make more sense.
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Maybe I lack the required nostalgia that people have for 7 and it being the first real first-person RE game (Survivor fans don't fucking @me) but I played it for the first time last year and I wasn't impressed. Horrid enemy variety, the Baker estate wasn't all that interesting to explore once you left the main house and none of the weapons were any fun to use (though I blame this on the enemies basically being bipedal blobs). I think it starts off really strong with the documentary crew, Mia chainsaw shenanigans and the first Jack chase, but goes downhill from there. The mines + ship sections also suck massive balls.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
It's like the Xfiles, but Scully had crippling autism.
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Scully was more attractive than Grace is. Also she could talk without sounding like a stuttering retard.

Anyway, did we already talk about how woke the game is? The actions of a nigger lead directly to a young white woman being physically injured and traumatized. Everyone in the game acts as if this is a very normal thing. This in spite of the fact that the woman is a known retard.
 
Michael Wade said:
8 had a lot of interesting ideas but I found it to be inferior to 7. They did add a third person mode though so I'm wondering if that made it better.
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Scarthew said:
No its an extension of 7. It pushes the first person aiming further with precision weak points on enemies as well as fast moving enemies.

The game is designed with first person in mind, cramped hallways arent condusive to a third person camera.
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I picked up a key for 12 bucks a couple years back. I had no interest in it at launch cause it just looked like capcom gave up and ran back to copying 4. Ethan is also a shit protagonist and Chris' inclusion as a supposed villain was retarded. I only gave 7 a chance at launch because it at least looked like a survival horror game and I actually liked the atmosphere in Gun Survivor even though it was first person.
Lady Adjani said:
Maybe I lack the required nostalgia that people have for 7 and it being the first real first-person RE game (Survivor fans don't fucking @me) but I played it for the first time last year and I wasn't impressed. Horrid enemy variety, the Baker estate wasn't all that interesting to explore once you left the main house and none of the weapons were any fun to use (though I blame this on the enemies basically being bipedal blobs). I think it starts off really strong with the documentary crew, Mia chainsaw shenanigans and the first Jack chase, but goes downhill from there. The mines + ship sections also suck massive balls.
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No, I will not take this slander against my boy Ark Thompson (Survivor is pretty boring without a lightgun).

But yeah, 7 was disappointing in many ways. It needed a better protagonist and way more variety to its enemies. I remember people complaining about it being too short but I disagree with that. Pretty much all of the DLC sucked though.
Blackstar said:
I just realized that the Girl is actually Marie, Emily's sister :stress:
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I like how her dress still magically fits despite now being 10 times her normal size. I was picturing a huge naked women stalking you in the game then realized that's basically the creature from the movie Barbarian.
TV's Adam West said:
What if resident evil was never good and we're all retarded?
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Sadly, it's still in a better place right now than a lot of other series I can think of. Silent Hill being one of those.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
Anyone saying "what if It was never good" or "its so much worse now"

go play Resident Evil 1, its certainly not a bad game, but its baffling to say its a better game than RE9, despite its flaws.

9 at least avoid the problem that 6 had where it was so arcadey that it sill blows my mind to this day.
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Ok. What about every other game in the series? It's ridiculous to jump from RE1 to RE9 and ignore the games in between that probably (don't plan on playing RE9 anytime soon, couldn't say for sure) outclass both in some way or other.
 
Famous Actor said:
Ok. What about every other game in the series? It's ridiculous to jump from RE1 to RE9 and ignore the games in between that probably (don't plan on playing RE9 anytime soon, couldn't say for sure) outclass both in some way or other.
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Ok, what about jumping from 6 or 8? No matter what it's high b-low a tier for the series. It's not an S tier like RE4 og or RE1 Remake. But it's better than what came right before and the previous generation of Resident Evil games. Now if you compare it to re2 and especially re4 og it falls behind significantly. But it being worse than 2 games rightfully hailed as the greatest of all time isn't saying anything bad. It would be like "this new zelda game isn't as good as A Link To The Past or Ocarina of Time." When it's around Wind Waker Tier. Like, sure it's less fun than the literal goats, but it's still a good game and better than 99% of aaa slop recently. I personally put 9 at about the same tier I'd put 2 Remake. Where it's a genuinely fun game, but it also reminds me of a much better game that came before it.
 
Lady Adjani said:
Maybe I lack the required nostalgia that people have for 7 and it being the first real first-person RE game (Survivor fans don't fucking @me) but I played it for the first time last year and I wasn't impressed. Horrid enemy variety, the Baker estate wasn't all that interesting to explore once you left the main house and none of the weapons were any fun to use (though I blame this on the enemies basically being bipedal blobs). I think it starts off really strong with the documentary crew, Mia chainsaw shenanigans and the first Jack chase, but goes downhill from there. The mines + ship sections also suck massive balls.
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It depends on what you find interesting. RE7 goes all in on the southern gothic vibe and for many people that carries the game. The turn away the pure action of 6 (I dont care for the current revisionist trend of saying 6 is good that game is a fucking drag to play) into something slower is also to its benefit, and I dont just mean at the time. RE7 being small scale like it is adds some much needed variety to the series line up that already has too many "go to foreign tourist destination and pretend to be scared while you brutalize the locals with a minigun."

7 also has the benefit of having some of the best extra gameplay content in the series. Two action oriented epilogues one focused entirely on melee, a horde mode, a time attack mode, three puzzle focused mini campaigns, a roguelite dungeon crawl, and an indepth poker mode (which somehow forsaw the balatro boom years in advance) and VR support? Say what you will, but 7 is probably the most complete package in RE history. Even 8 falters in this regard.

That said, 7 and 8 are so intertwined I cant even consider them separate games. They're both the gothic focused duology of the series and are pretty obviously always meant to be played back to back.
Scarthew said:
The monsters were never scary
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Eh, disagree. Crimson heads are some of the scariest enemies in any game, so much so they kind of ruin hunters in remake because the latter are sort of a downgrade in horror. Also weird how Capcom keeps trying to bring the V-act mechanic back but just cant get it quite right. The blister heads are more annoying than anything, especially when you can tell this supposedly mindless abomination is ducking your cross hair. They also avoid certain area transitions which is... the opposite of what crimson head types should do. OG zombies were notorious for chasing you through loading screens, why are we going backward...
 
virgin fbi agent in a post t-virus world who easily gets scared of zombies
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vs chad civilian who started blasting zombies, lickers, plant zombies, g-mutants and more monsters in a zombie apocalypse
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huckbeine said:
virgin fbi agent in a post t-virus world who easily gets scared of zombies
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wll there is a clear Difference, one is of the Redfield Bloodline.
people like Claire are literal one in 100 million, people who can show up to literal fucking Hell and just lock in and by the end of the night duke it out with G-Mutants a bunch of times like its nothing, and unlike most of the other cast, can just.. do something else (although tangentially related), whereas Chris and Leon have clear cut PTSD over their encounters and are in an eternal battle with Bioterrorism to compensate.
 
huckbeine said:
virgin fbi agent in a post t-virus world who easily gets scared of zombies
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I personally like both, the ditsy nerd makes sense for a damsel in distress who slowly rises from a coward who knows nothing to someone who takes initiative to do what is right even if it defies what is logical. But everyone knows Claire is a lot more fun to play.
 
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