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T-Virus syndrome nonsense works? And how the hell it wasnt detected before?
You were an asymptomatic carrier of the T virus. Eventually the virus starts to break down, alongside your body. It being the t virus really is irrelevant, it's just like how snake in MGS4 is dying of advanced aging. It's a plot point. I hate to use this as an argument, but that's resident evil.
 
You were an asymptomatic carrier of the T virus. Eventually the virus starts to break down, alongside your body. It being the t virus really is irrelevant, it's just like how snake in MGS4 is dying of advanced aging. It's a plot point. I hate to use this as an argument, but that's resident evil.

Which is fine but how wasnt this detected before? And since when is the T-Virus an asymptomatic virus? Sounds like that is trying to adknowledge that most R.C survivors should all be infected, Leon and Claire included, but arent...which is fair but to do this in the NINTH entry ? You mean to tell me not even a single R.C survivor kept getting clinical check ups to see why the virus didnt act up yet or something like that?

Its like my brain just starts to come up with all these questions that I know have a fair chance of not being answered because, really, why would the game bother when that isnt the focus? Even tho it should kind of be given the implications and how long it has been since R.C.
 
He never demonstrated, not even in his private diary, any sort of regret or pity for any of his actions and their victims,
Okay, so, a lot of rich assholes get this sorta buyers remorse when it comes to how they're going to be perceived. Gerald Ford is a really good example, because for some reason, he wanted to show American greatness to the people of South America and help develop the land.

But he was also retarded, trying to make an American suburb in the middle of the fucking Amazon.
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Spencer did nothing wrong!

S tier is way too on point. The first four games were a really good run. The one thing I would change is putting Code Veronica in c tier instead. That game and RE0 are honestly the only two resident evil games that would benefit from a remake.
I think I might do one that's got more categories so it's a little more precise.

I've struggled for two decades to decide which is worse, Zero or CVX. They both have their strengths are weaknesses and both are entirely different from one another.

I would say Zero should just be forgotten. It never sat well with me that Sephiroth Marcus is the reason for the Mansion leak. It should just be an unexplained accident. Not everything needs an explanation. Doing gay world building is what has done this series in.

But yes, CVX definitely warrants a remake. The story is one of the better ones but it's bogged down from being a miserable game to play with shitty pacing and clunky gameplay. It's a fan favorite regardless and I don't hate it as much as I used to, but it never had anything to do with it's plot. And it's impossible to do a 5make without doing CVX. If they leapfrog over it, it's purely because they don't want to offend the tranny demo even though they make up next to none of the players. But it wouldn't surprise me when a tranny onlyfans whore who fucked Nana Cumia is the head of the fandom.
 
It should just be an unexplained accident.
nigga they explained it anyways, it was an organ on the T-102 that emits airborne T-Virus that activated when they were doing maintenance on the thing, now we know that Marcus also did his best to make the Spencer side of things fucked too, but this is the core reason for the leak.

just like in Raccoon City, there wasn't just 1 outbreak caused by the Rats, by that point, dozens of Contaminants had occurred due to poor cleaning, storage, and disposal processes.
 
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I never played REverse or UC, but I'm familiar enough with them that they're absolute shit. I might rank monsters later. I know Eliminators are going to be at the bottom for being absolute jank. Same with Leechmen, although I think Eliminators are worse and the worst main series enemy. I'd rather be cornered by three beta Hunters in RE3 OG than in a tight hallway with one Eliminator.
 
Your expectations about crapcom just as everyone must be negative -1000000000 bro.

There's no way they keep the crossdressingfreak.mp4 apart if they don't cut shit for the likes of it out from CVR or the obvious removal of rebecca's iconic Red Cross on her uniform because it's a protected shitty symbol.

The days were capcom used to be based & have taste in RE quality games been over since RE3R + RE2R and that's a hill i gladly like to die on.

Dead Rising Deluxe Demaster alas it's another fail to prove how they outsource an iconic franchise to the chinks in order to censor, butcher and legit put AI Slop on it even. My expectations on any decent RE game (besides Requiem which was fair) are just not happening.
its not so much all the woke stuff. I just hope the environments and character designs are a bit different.

we've already visited the environments in veronica in the original game, gun survivor and the darkside chronicles. I hope they make the layout completely different. don't want to spend money on a brand new game just to know exactly what happens and, where to go. this ant figures for the music box. I need to keep this fire extinguisher for Chris, This is the part I fight a bandersnatch etc. If its too familiar it'll feel like re4make where playing it feels like a chore.
 
I think I got all the ones I wanted and remembered.

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I never played REverse or UC, but I'm familiar enough with them that they're absolute shit. I might rank monsters later. I know Eliminators are going to be at the bottom for being absolute jank. Same with Leechmen, although I think Eliminators are worse and the worst main series enemy. I'd rather be cornered by three beta Hunters in RE3 OG than in a tight hallway with one Eliminator.

We will not tolerate Umbrella/Darkside Chronicles slander in this house, end of story!

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I never played REverse or UC, but I'm familiar enough with them that they're absolute shit. I might rank monsters later. I know Eliminators are going to be at the bottom for being absolute jank. Same with Leechmen, although I think Eliminators are worse and the worst main series enemy. I'd rather be cornered by three beta Hunters in RE3 OG than in a tight hallway with one Eliminator.
Damn, Outbreak on the same level as Village, knowing how much you hate Village? [I do too lmao]

I know a lot of people dislike Outbreak simply because it was fully intended to be played multiplayer, and nowadays you have to do a whole lot of emulation and other fuckery afoot to accomplish that [heard it actually got easier recently, though] and the single player AI companions leave a lot to be desired. I've also seen examples where people didn't like it because it didn't include any actual series characters, but I liked it for that reason, you just play as a series of nobodies who got caught up by sheer chance in the Raccoon City incident. Although I will say, considering the original idea of the RC incident was that there were very few survivors [and thus few people to spill deets on the whole ordeal], it does kinda fuck that up since canonically [IIRC] every character in both Outbreak games escapes - which means a fuck ton of people got out.

Anyway, I liked both Outbreaks, but they're hard as fuck to beat single player and unless you play on 'Easy' [and who the fuck does that?] it is unusually stingy with ammo/weapons, so I get why people find them frustrating. Not withstanding that each AI character has their own behavior based on who you pick, so if they're a loner [like David] or they simply "don't like" the character you picked, they'll just fuck off at the beginning of the scenario and turn up dead later [usually with a key item they took off across the map with], making it even more annoying.

But I've always had weird fucking taste when it comes to this series that people tend to find odd. I'd rate both Outbreaks and CVX as my favorites, right alongside RE1 remake, the original trilogy, etc. 4 and 5 in a tier right below those. I didn't really like Zero's character switching and having to dump items on the floor because it just gets fucking confusing from an inventory management perspective, trying to remember where the fuck you left something because you didn't have room to take it over another item. Dead Aim's gameplay was alright, probably more fun with a light gun, but storywise [literal troon antagonist] it was a fucking mess and the dialogue was very poorly translated, I mean for fuck's sake the subtitles basically never match what is being said.
 
I will fucking find you and kill you for this. The image you brought into my mind is fucking disgusting.
If you think that's bad, wait till you find out what that tranny freak did with Anthony Cumia.
Speaking of which, I just remembered that this guy cosplayed as Ashley, so there is even less left to the imagination


Your new crapcum reboot heroine, sir
 
Damn, Outbreak on the same level as Village, knowing how much you hate Village? [I do too lmao]
Oh I don't hate Outbreak. I honestly should throw Village lower. I fucking loathe it. Just the Outbreaks on their own aren't great, but online they're S tier.

@Green Man

I think this is more fair.

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While I don't like Village, at least it has content. I just despise everything else. It's only above 3make because that's so offensively lazy that it's just gotta go lower. The Rev games were fun in their own right, but not shit I ever see going back to ever again, same with Village.

A lot of my rankings make it come off like I dislike them, it's just I'm weighing them against much better games. As much as I shit on Zero, I do like it in a way. Amazing visuals, atmosphere and music. I do return to it fairly frequently. It's just it's big brother REmake absolutely rapes it.

Survivor I played a little bit of and it wasn't for me. Resistance I actually put a lot of time in but it's still below much better company.
 
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This is in my opinion the worst re could do
I bought RE9 and I wanna give a late review of this game, especially how fudged and mishandled the starting of the game and grace section is.

The hospital could be much more than two halls with just few rooms and three puzzle boxes where the answer to the two is given to you on the face and bosses in the game with the singers and cook being somewhat cool, where you as some 5ft girl having to deal with a behemoth with a cleaver and singing zombies that can hit you with a shriek, the baby chunk type zombie is just meeh...it is also worse that the game allows u to insta kill almost everyone with an injector and they also missed a great opportunity to use system shock 2 mechanics of you researching your enemy to get more damage but instead we get a simple puzzle and unlock crafting more item..

I liked the backtracking but was so disappointed that they copied the last plagas late stage virus mutation where the enemies that now get up with head which looks straight up from chainsaw man bomb devil. They should just be up as normal bullets cannot explode enemies head and should have been a mechanic where Grace curbstomp zombies or a mechanic that use nearby objects to do the job.

Next grace segments like the courtyard hidden science lab is just a quick action scene that felt incredibly satisfying, like the game allows grace to be a badass, but I felt there was no noticable improvement we see in Grace, or some of leon personality rubbing on her. The cast of female RE is are often self confident and brave in front of heaviest adversities even when they interact with it for the first time, so Grace could have been much more brave but I guess it is what it is.


I will talk about more
Now my review on my second part of the review that no one asked

To say resident evil edges you? That's an understatement, the game practically breaks your immersion three times. The first time is an ok introduction because it shows you capcom excellence like a 5 year showing her/his drawing that they made, you experience both reccomended gameplays of the two protags and then they do it again and again...which makes drive up to the wall.

Leon segments are beyond horrible, it becomes apparent when you go to racoon city. Immediately the game forces you to fight a spider boss that has the worst boss design and after that you are given the worst gun system that I have ever seen..like what was the point of introducing all the guns that I get only to buy the better ones without even trying to farm or get secret hidden items to increase my shekels?

I also hate the party system, i don't hate parry gameplay, I hate how it puts brainday gameplay in the segments TURNING LEON GAY! The parry system makes the game awfully easy and I did not die a single time. It's anti fun and yeah I control the buttons I press yadda yadda but it's an amazing mechanic when it wants to be like fighting hunk the rest of time it's trash, even the boss fight with Mr X becomes a child play.


Literally the game does not even bother to expand leon gameplay or put any depth in it and is litered with cutscenes after cutscenes like the western devs put a gun on the Japanese heads and forced them to make RE9 a movie game. And they also had the gal to put a shitty bike session where you did not need to control the bike, and create a uncharted style gameplay which sucked, the police station also did not add any flavour to the already empty bland feeling that I got after playing the Mini sandbox. In the end they just shoved another first person gameplay where you play as Chloe and though it looks like a survivor horror it's in the end a glorified walking simulator level again.

Now i am back to play as grace let's see.....
 
If you think that's bad, wait till you find out what that tranny freak did with Anthony Cumia.
Speaking of which, I just remembered that this guy cosplayed as Ashley, so there is even less left to the imagination

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Your new crapcum reboot heroine, sir
mmm I see de president has equipped his daughter with an adam's apple

HOW RUDE!
 
even the boss fight with Mr X becomes a child play.
"Welcome to Retcon City" should be the game title. Taking out a Tyrant barehanded is some shit tier DMC fan service slop. Up till this point you couldn't kill one without ordinance. But he kills it... with an axe.
 
"Welcome to Retcon City" should be the game title. Taking out a Tyrant barehanded is some shit tier DMC fan service slop. Up till this point you couldn't kill one without ordinance. But he kills it... with an axe.
I mean the whole point is to show Leon's growth and skill compared to when he had to simply run from the fucker, its completely over the top, but so is a Cajun punching Molden across the swamp.
 
its completely over the top, but so is a Cajun punching Molden across the swamp.

"He saved his niece is what he did! He was a great badass hillbilly uncle! And in this thread, Joe Baker is a hero! End of Story!"

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ok, last time Im doing this meme, I promise. Dont want it to get repetitive.
 
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