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“They’ll totally announce an RE4 remake in the showcase!”
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Coldgrip said:
Either they'll remove the proto-DMC stuff and people will be pissed, or they fuck the plot up by adding dumb shit.

Or both. Capcom really knows how to fuck things up when they fuck up.
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No way in hell Ashly's schoolgirl outfit survives le current year wokeness and Sony's "global standards". Ada's Chinese dress and Leon calling Salazar a midget will probably be axed too.
 
Ruin said:
No way in hell Ashly's schoolgirl outfit survives le current year wokeness and Sony's "global standards". Ada's Chinese dress and Leon calling Salazar a midget will probably be axed too.
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But will they cut out the most important feature in the entire game
 
What do you think Ethan Winters, being an average person, knew about the spooky side of the world he lived in prior to seeing it up close and personal in RE7?

Obviously some things like Racoon City were public events, but what do most people actually know about it? Do people know about zombies? What about other Umbrella monsters like Lickers and Hunters? Or is the lid kept on all that stuff for John and Jane Public?

It's definitely interesting to think that the world of Resident Evil is mostly like our real world except in some places, sometimes, the monsters from our nightmares... are real.
 
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Dom Cruise said:
What do you think Ethan Winters, being an average person, knew about the spooky side of the world he lived in prior to seeing it up close and personal in RE7?

Obviously some things like Racoon City were public events, but what do most people actually know about it? Do people know about zombies? What about other Umbrella monsters like Lickers and Hunters? Or is all the lid kept on that stuff for John and Jane Public?

It's definitely interesting to think that the world of Resident Evil is mostly like our real world except in some places, sometimes, the monsters from our nightmares... are real.
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Maybe it depends on how you look at it, but if Ethan grew up seeing incidents like Racoon City on the news, you’d think he would’ve gone to the Baker house a little more prepared.
 
The Marauder said:
Maybe it depends on how you look at it, but if Ethan grew up seeing incidents like Racoon City on the news, you’d think he would’ve gone to the Baker house a little more prepared.
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Exactly, if he knew this was a world where monsters are real he might have least taken a gun with him, it seems to imply the public actually know very little about what's going on.

They know a little though as there's multiple cities that have been destroyed or at least damaged thanks to bioweapons and other public incidents, that's why there was a civilian organization called Terra Save to try to help in the aftermath of bio terror events ("Because Terr.. does not have tend with.. orist")

But it of course makes sense that the media would want people to think biological weapons are just simple viruses and not literal monsters or things that make monsters, as to not freak everyone out too much.
 
The Marauder said:
Maybe it depends on how you look at it, but if Ethan grew up seeing incidents like Racoon City on the news, you’d think he would’ve gone to the Baker house a little more prepared.
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I don't think he expected zombies or in this case a mutant hanging around some shithole in Lousiana.

Though iirc, the story of the demo is that if you successfully escape, the survivors tells the media and police and nobody believes him.
 
I’m just gonna go all in and bet that the 4 remake will take itself way too seriously and lose the charm of the original.
 
SauceRyuKen said:
Christ, Re:Verse is... Surprisingly bad. I thought it would suck, call me ClaireVoyant S. McForesight but it's far worse than that. It just makes you wish you weren't playing it. The skills are designed by someone's pet monkey. Chris and Hunk are on another planet power-wise compared to the rest. Leon's special ability, dual wielding, grants him the boon of becoming the worst character in the game. The running is fast and snappy but aiming slows you to a crawl. You can swap shoulders. (Hallelujah!) But you can only do so while aiming and it takes NEARLY A FULL SECOND. (Fucking booooo!)

It really feels like amateur hour. Neobards have no fucking clue what they're doing. Resistance was kind of bad, but this makes Resistance look like Resident Evil 4.

The meta is skulk around the map as Hunk, wait until some dumbass actually starts a fight with someone else, and fuck them both up for wanting to have fun with the game. Proceed to hightail it outta there since they become monsters. Movement is super fast, so fights are frequent, but combat takes a year to actually finish, which means killstealing is easy and rewarding. Stealth up again. If they engage someone, you can kill them one more time. Whoever wins is the Hunk player who happened to walk into more drunken barfights, or the Chris player who pops immortal and keeps getting engaged on.

Posting this stuff since I'm one of three guys who has gotten into matches apparently. Played two hours between yesterday and today, hated it. Won a couple matches, even. Fans are describing it as mindless fun, I'd be less charitable and leave it at mindless.

Just make Outbreak 3 and cram a shitty pvp mode into that, ffs. People actually want that. I'd take it. I'd even play Thanatos, the canon Tyrant in a Speedo.
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Yeah, I played it on Saturday with the beta pre order. It's almost as bad as Umbrella corps.
 
Coldgrip said:
Either they'll remove the proto-DMC stuff and people will be pissed, or they fuck the plot up by adding dumb shit.

Or both. Capcom really knows how to fuck things up when they fuck up.
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What parts of the game are “proto-DMC”? I know Devil May Cry was based off an early build of RE4, but I’m not sure what you’re referring to.
 
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