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[Fart Muncher]

My desk chair broke, but I still use it because I like wobbling from side to side

 

[NaggotFigger]

I enjoyed prison.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Despite being a virgin nerd, I have a very large penis. (Larger than 90% of dicks according to the internet).

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I completed castlevania x on psp sitting in a sangar in Afghanistan

 

[NaggotFigger]

I am not niggerlicious, and I have too much voodoo.

 

[Skyline]

The only anime I actually liked was Perfect Blue.

 

[Axiom.]

Norm Macdonald isn't funny

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I actually believe that the state of Israel is my greatest ally

 

[Electromagnetic Radiation]

There is air where i live

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I. Fucking. Love. Old. Italo. Disco.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

I did small scale crabbing off the pacific. It's crazy how easy it is to get a bunch of crab or shrimp, just throw a pot full of cheap cat food and you got a damn good dinner for a few days in about a day's time

 

[The Cunting Death]

I love old Jazz records

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I once rode a goat backwards, on accident. The goat was unharmed, my dignity less so.

 

[glass_houses]

I get motion sick from screens all the time, but I've only been seasick once and that was when I was hungover.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I first said the word nigger when I was 8 years old

 

[The Cunting Death]

I used to be a choir kid.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Several black women have given me their numbers unbidden over the years.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I just inherented a little over 100 vinyls

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I've put people on ignore just because their writing style bothers me. (apparently that's how my autism manifests on here)

 

[MadStan]

I once accidentally had an entire tin of overheated eyebrow wax fall down my underwear and it went everywhere - and I lost all my hair up my crack and from my ball sack. I cried like a girl. Like a fucking little girl I tell you.

Knife wounds are more tolerable.