Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[Liquid denim]

I work for the government

 

[glass_houses]

I work for the government

That explains why whenever I see a post by you, my screen glows like the sun.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I can play the guitar.

 

[who dare wins?]

I only have 2 double jointed digits.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

I've met Aziz Ansari and that guy needs to go back to whatever country his family came from because he's a massive piece of shit in person. He spit on a girl who bumped into him in the cafe we were in. Like, instinctually, instantly. Like that's something that he does often. Weirdest fucking thing, pretty sure he's an actual lizardman.

 

[We Are The Witches]

My empathy level for humans in general is at a record low, sometimes even going into the negative values, metaphorically speaking.

Ironically I consider myself extremely empathetic, but only to those who I consider friends or good people. So I'm generally very cynical about someone I don't know, like a rando on the streets.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I've met Aziz Ansari and that guy needs to go back to whatever country his family came from because he's a massive piece of shit in person. He spit on a girl who bumped into him in the cafe we were in. Like, instinctually, instantly. Like that's something that he does often. Weirdest fucking thing, pretty sure he's an actual lizardman.

how did he reach her feet?

 

[Pootayne]

I wish Cinco was real.

 

[Mai]

My mom who I was very close to died this year, I resent my girlfriend, and most days I am extremely depressed. However, I still have decent grades and run a small business. I will be making big changes soon.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

I have difficulty forgiving myself for mistakes I've made years ago.

Is that considered powerleveling? I'd elaborate, though I'm keeping the "personal" stuff buried regardless.

 

[AprilRains]

Is that considered powerleveling? I'd elaborate, though I'm keeping the "personal" stuff buried regardless.

No, that's called being human. How on Earth could anyone identify you based on that?

 

[Grand_Ole_Ostritch]

My driver's ed teacher was Johnny Rebel.

 

[PunkinMan]

I like to give myself adrenaline rush on purpose from over exerting my pain tolerance sometimes.

 

[Doggo]

I’m into ham radio. I have a modest gathering of ‘real’ radios, and some software defined radios. My next radio purchase will be one of these. That’ll allow me to do digital stuff (like sending messages) all around the world, and will allow me to voice talk across large parts of the country.

 

[glass_houses]

I probably have mild Dermatographia, otherwise known as skin writing. My welts aren't raised, but they're dark red and still pretty dramatic. They last ten to twenty minutes, depending on location, how hard I've been scratched, and the ambient air temperature. I can play naughts and crosses on my belly, sign my signature on my thigh, and I have to be careful when wearing back revealing tops because if I forget myself and scratch an itch too hard, it looks like someone's taken to me with a whip and people get upset when they see it.

I say that I probably have Dermatographia because I've never been to a dermatologist to have it diagnosed. Until recently I didn't know that it was an actual condition, and I thought that everyone with fair and sensitive skin got welts like mine. But it turns out they don't, and that I actually have a neat little party trick.

Update to this post: my lifelong symptoms disappeared around six or eight months ago. I don't know why. I certainly wasn't being treated for it and there were no drastic changes to my health or lifestyle. I either no longer have the condition, or it is in remission. It makes absolutely no difference to my life either way, and there are no consequences to any of it.

 

[Doggo]

Update to this post: my lifelong symptoms disappeared around six or eight months ago. I don't know why. I certainly wasn't being treated for it and there were no drastic changes to my health or lifestyle. I either no longer have the condition, or it is in remission. It makes absolutely no difference to my life either way, and there are no consequences to any of it.

It *is* possible for some cancers to go into remission on their own. It’s rare, but it happens. I wonder if this is that. Either way, glad to hear you’re doing better, and I hope it stays that way!

Another fact about me: I adore small vintage cars, and one day I plan to own one. With my new job, that day may be coming closer.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I found out I can do a rather uncanny Dalek impression.

(Tried it out in private with no one around of course.)

 

[Liquid denim]

I am not the can. I am the liquid inside it

 

[ssaneenah]

I work as a cook at a Japanese restaurant and constantly put on Café del Mar compilations in the dining area without anyone’s awareness.

 

[Imp]

Two friends and I attended a stop on the 1978 Aerosmith tour. We were all in high school and all girls. Festival seating, heavy smog of pot smoke, cigarette lighters not cell phones.