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[Hentai-Semitism]

I got scammed for $300 last year because I ignored all the red flags while buying a used PC part. I wish I could find that guy and break his legs with a crowbar. Not because I'm so angry, but because he deserves punishment and I know he won't get any for this crime.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I have in my possession a coupon book that is a year's worth of free Buffalo Wild Wings.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Over the course of a year I stole fifteen pounds of feta cheese from my campus employer. I'd swipe in and take the bags of cheese and then use them for pizzas, flatbreads, hummus and associated foods. Or just eat it out of the bag after coming home drunk.

Graduate school was not my finest era.

 

[glass_houses]

Two days ago I slipped on some water coming out of the bathroom and landed on my knees. The massive black bruises over my kneecaps join an endless, ongoing campaign of cuts, bruises, scrapes, grazes, minor bone fractures, twisted or wrenched joints that my lifelong, ridiculous clumsiness wages against my body. I have no doubt that if cancer doesn't get me in the end, I'll get myself in some pathetic domestic, completely avoidable accident.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

I broke both my pinkie toes by kicking bathtubs in 2 seperate houses

 

[The Decimator]

I was the only kid in my kindergarten class who knew how to read

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I was the only kid in my kindergarten class who knew how to read

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When I was a little kid, kids learned to read in preschool.

 

[ssaneenah]

I mostly wear ladder laced shoes.

 

[BigBadBastich]

Birds always feel compelled to land on my shoulder. Small ones, robins I don't know why.

 

[Arbiter]

I mostly wear ladder laced shoes.

Are they... white laces?

 

[Ytsuken]

I think I have a kidney stone.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Perhaps a bit personal but I was twice at the brink of death.
Thankfully Doctors at the Intensivstation aren't retarded where I live.

 

[ssaneenah]

Are they... white laces?

Indeed, some of them are, though I really like black laces with black Chucks.

 

[Rungle]

If I could I would start a new elsewhere

 

[RinguPingu745]

I almost drowned three times in my life because I was a stupid kid.

 

[Arbiter]

I was terrified of grey aliens as a kid.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

I drank a spinach/apple/ginger smoothie yesterday and didn't hate it.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I never learned how to read, I think I had the ability my whole life. First thing I've read was in 1992 when I was a youngin. I walked by a phone booth with my mom and picked up a religious pamphlet.

It began with a funeral, and a preacher or something giving an eulogy. It was in German and began with, "er war ein guter Mann. "

The guys soul descended into hell and the devil played back his life and showed him all his bad deeds and mistakes.

I can't remember the rest of it, but it was crazy that I could do that and found it to be normal.


I also taught myself the Cyrillic script in 8 hours. One day I was bored in school so I copied everything I saw into Cyrillic, even wrote my thoughts out.

 

[One_True_Yuri]

I've had a few experiances with haunted houses when I was a teenager to the point i was strangled by a ghost few times

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I've had a few experiances with haunted houses when I was a teenager to the point i was strangled by a ghost few times

Have you ever seen them in front of you when no one else did? Same year as my above post, in 1992, I was on a bus station bench dozing off while waiting on the bus with my mom (dad had the car and was in a different part of Germany for work reasons).

This mf Casper looking ghost descended down on me, almost in my face, put his finger to his mouth as if to say "shhhh," and then slowly lifted up away from me and faded out like cigarette smoke in air. I didn't tell anyone about it for years for fear of it returning and retaliating for telling on it.