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[From The Uncanny Valley]

When I was in elementary school i could put both feet behind my head

I stopped being able to after all my growth spurts

(Inb4 perverts)

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I have central homophobia heterochromia in both of my eyes. They are both grey and brown

 

[glass_houses]

I have central homophobia heterochromia in both of my eyes. They are both grey and brown

So they're hazel, then.

 

[Hellwalker]

When I was wee little lad, I said "firetruck" as "firefuck". My parents have videos of me saying this.

 

[glass_houses]

When I was wee little lad, I said "firetruck" as "firefuck". My parents have videos of me saying this.

Yeah, a family member of mine used to do that too. Guests would come visit and little man would get all excited about showing them his favourite fuck... I mean truck. Wait, no, I had it right the first time.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Grimes used to follow my personal instagram from her alt account with HANA, trashique2, before I deleted it back in 2017.

 

[Jason Wynn]

1989. Five years old and starting kindergarten. My parents thought it would be an awesome idea to give me a rat tail haircut to start school with. It was not an awesome idea.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

I am definitely someone

 

[Manuel Noriega]

I have a hobby in cryptozoology - I believe a lot of cryptids are very very real with few being fake creations.

 

[ssaneenah]

I casually eat lemons by slicing them in two halves and licking/sucking out all the juice. I did it since I was a toddler and my mother always hated whenever I did it next to her.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I liked brutal doom

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

I'm catastrophically underqualified for my job.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

i have a bite force of 327kg (world record is 442kg, avg joe is ~70kg i think)

 

[three_little_rats]

I am just an everyday, normal gal, and nothing special about me motherfucker.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I work 50 hours a week

 

[PonderosaPete]

I hide some pretty esoteric knowledge from the world, so I mostly just play dumb.

 

[ssaneenah]

I’ve used this image in a middle school PowerPoint presentation about racism and neither my peers or the teacher said anything about it.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

I used to think a news station covered Chris's 2014 gamestop meltdown then the original broadcast audio was later stolen and became lost media.

And I still kinda do.

 

[NoBueno]

I got astrally-projected my ass kicked. Probably for asking a certain girl for nudes online

 

[Lovely Kin]

I'm a trust fund kid.