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6y6y said:
I am thinking now for some time about trying to become a lolcow.First of all, my internet presence is minimal, i dont have FB,Twitter,anything(except of reddit but its anonymus).
I am a failed narcissist, i also tried many things carrier related and most of them failed,IDK if this deserves a separate thread, I would love some feedback.
Anyway, my vague plan so far comes down to start streaming and finaly expose myself to the world with all my falacies combined with my magical thinking that I will succeed only if i try hard enough.Ofcourse this includes making a living out of it.
Now, you cant force these things, but still, there it is-I actualy want to become a lolcow and try to endure all the lols and keks from the rest of the world.
For starters, I was a moderately good gamer, now with age I became so bad.I learned to hold anger back but its no problem to release it again and start making a fool out of myself.Again, this cannot be forced, its easy to detect bad acting compared to true failure soaked rage-droid.
IDK, what do you think ? I would, in a masochistic way, love to go through the machine and come out on the other side.
Yet, Im probably not even aware of all the consequences this could bring,I might actually flip out for real.But I still think about it often.
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Can you send me a picture of your drivers license?
 
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6y6y said:
Sorry that you feel its dumb, AprilRains...I just needed to vent and i thought that its kinda unexpected.
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Sorry, I fat fingered that.

Tell us more about yourself.
 
AprilRains said:
Sorry, I fat fingered that.

Tell us more about yourself.
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Np.Idk if im ready to start my "carrier" now, its just something that im thinking about. mainly a failed narcissist thats often preety naive in some important life situations,like i hopelessly believe that people are essentialy good (thats cuz of my mixed heritage i think, and poorly developed national identity) and that often leaves me looking like a fool-or the opposite-i judge someone as bad when he really isnt and that also comes back to me-thats cuz i try to hide my naivety behind dark cynical personality, i was a NEET doomer till not so long ago, ,i dont have much discipline, i dont have any real friends atm due to my 20 year long heroin addiction,i rage like a kid when i lose in MP games,im full of contradicting issues and opinions,i guess im still rather childish espec for my age, if i get off my meds i exibit attention seeking over the top behavior, im often TMI about my self with total strangers...thats all i can think of now.and im being purposely broad in description, but if someone would know how to push my buttons, i think i could get put into lolcow situations easily.I should just find the courage to expose myself online, like stream gaming for starters or make opinionated videos about anything and everything.
 
About 3 to 4 months ago I was gonna drive to the Grand Canyon and jump, and before I jumped I was going to call my Mom to make sure she heard me as I hit the floor of the canyon. My thought was I either want her to hear the last moment so I can finally get the last word in with her, or I want her to hear me as I lay there barely conscious in a crumbled broken mess gurgling out the blood in my lungs till I finally expired.
 
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ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
About 3 to 4 months ago I was gonna drive to the Grand Canyon and jump, and before I jumped I was going to call my Mom to make sure she heard me as I hit the floor of the canyon. My thought was I either want her to hear the last moment so I can finally get the last word in with her, or I want her to hear me as I lay there barely conscious in a crumbled broken mess gurgling out the blood in my lungs till I finally expired.
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Mate, are you okay?
 
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ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
About 3 to 4 months ago I was gonna drive to the Grand Canyon and jump, and before I jumped I was going to call my Mom to make sure she heard me as I hit the floor of the canyon. My thought was I either want her to hear the last moment so I can finally get the last word in with her, or I want her to hear me as I lay there barely conscious in a crumbled broken mess gurgling out the blood in my lungs till I finally expired.
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i can feel that.altho she would probably just hear a thud without the dramatic noises, i doubt you would survive.glad you didnt do it
 
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I was offered (twice..!) by people from a secret agency to help them in operations in my country. I declined and told everyone I know they tried to get me in, so a. they would stop trying to recruit me bc of my blabbering mouth, and b. everyone would not believe me anyway, and think I’m having a mental breakdown or something. Got both objectives, and special prescriptions as a bonus 💊
 
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Yaya said:
I was offered (twice..!) by people from a secret agency to help them in operations in my country. I declined and told everyone I know they tried to get me in, so a. they would stop trying to recruit me bc of my blabbering mouth, and b. everyone would not believe me anyway, and think I’m having a mental breakdown or something. Got both objectives, and special prescriptions as a bonus 💊
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Didn't you also save a woman from a burning building?
 
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Yaya said:
nah I'm a pussy.
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Someone I know says that when his country's secret service recruited him (He was involved in developing some unusual technology at the time) he threatened to blab about it, and they told him that he could either comply or go to jail forever on charges that he'd never be able to disprove. Sooo...
 
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Someone I know says that when his country's secret service recruited him (He was involved in developing some unusual technology at the time) he threatened to blab about it, and they told him that he could either comply or go to jail forever on charges that he'd never be able to disprove. Sooo...
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welp they didn't tell me any inside info, and I'd rather be dead anyways.
 
I can't smell feet.

I can smell bad breath. I can smell BO. I can smell all kinds of shit (provided my sinusitis isn't acting up). But if someone tells me, "It smells like feet in here," I can't smell a thing other than fresh air.

It's kind of like some people being able to smell cyanide when everyone else can't because they don't have the right gene.

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I absorbed what was going to be my twin sister.
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Was she tasty? Did she give you superpowers?
 
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