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[Neodanthril]

i have a kiwi farms account

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Super Mario Brothers is NOT my favorite game.

 

[Tegu]

I drive a manual car and can't go back to automatics anymore now.....also I love lizards.

 

[glass_houses]

I am absolutely incapable of solving even the easiest sudoku.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I own a replica of Papyrus 52, which is thought to be the oldest extant New Testament text.

I actually keep a bunch of stuff like that in my library.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I actually do find majority of you guys smart. Therefore, I am the faggots.

 

[NoBueno]

My Feminist Communist Lesbian ex is on this site...... yes

 

[General Emílio Médici]

This maybe hard to believe, but I am not actually General Emílio Garrastazu Médici. I am merely using this name.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Actually I am only one person.

 

[Gede labah]

I attended a private party with a former Governor General of Australia at his daughter's house and woke up in the bathroom vomiting.

 

[Señora Airi]

I have prolactinoma, but I haven't gotten an MRI in ages because I accidentally stapled my finger and didn't get all of it out.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

I’m jorkin’ it. I jork every hour of everyday even on leap years. I jork it to the point I reach the edge of the earth.