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[Neodanthril]

i have a kiwi farms account

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Super Mario Brothers is NOT my favorite game.

 

[Tegu]

I drive a manual car and can't go back to automatics anymore now.....also I love lizards.

 

[glass_houses]

I am absolutely incapable of solving even the easiest sudoku.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I own a replica of Papyrus 52, which is thought to be the oldest extant New Testament text.

I actually keep a bunch of stuff like that in my library.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I actually do find majority of you guys smart. Therefore, I am the faggots.

 

[NoBueno]

My Feminist Communist Lesbian ex is on this site...... yes

 

[General Emílio Médici]

This maybe hard to believe, but I am not actually General Emílio Garrastazu Médici. I am merely using this name.