Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I'm relatively new to following Bob, but he really doesn't get the whole "treating people like shit makes them rebel," does he?

There are enough things that Bob demonstrably doesn't get that they could fill a book, and this book would be thick enough to stun an ox.

 

[BR55]

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Good thing screenshots are forever, eh big guy?
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Oh Bob I am going take an unhealthy amount of pleasure in watching you fly into a pants shitting rage on November 6th.
And you and everyone like you will deserve what happens that day. Because you and all you're little shitlib friends are nothing more than sociopathic crybullies at heart.
You made your bed. Now lie in it.

 

[Rathkor]

"Gamers are all losers! LOSERS!"
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I never thought I could love commies the way I love Rose Twitter whenever they go after Bob.
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It's a district that's been red for 30 years. What were you realistically expecting?
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I think the reason so many on his own side turn on them is because he is their philosophy taken to its logical extreme. The ones who call Bob out are not the sociopathic ideologues. They are the idealistic. They are the ones that truly think their beliefs are for the best. Whether you agree or disagree with those beliefs is beside the point. ANY belief can be taken too far. And for them, Bob is that extreme. And that scares them. He is a perversion of their good beliefs and opinions.

The likes of people like him are usually more subtle. They know what not to say to avoid alienating their base. Its why double speak and allusions without direct statements are so prevalent in activists and politicians and why so many otherwise decent people end up defending groups they THINK are the good guys but in reality are not. Most people would NEVER support Antifa if their true actions and intentions were more well known. But Bob is so stupid he doesn't see the practical need to mask his more extreme rhetoric, so more people can see him for what he really is.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

(We're almost at 1500 pages now, and Bob has not changed one iota since the first page! )

If anything he's only gotten worse.

 

[Positron]

Is this even true? I mean Bob's a massive MCU fanboy and Kevin Feige is always getting praised for being well acquainted with the source material and we've heard of James Gunn giving the GotG staff comic recommendations like how they should avoid the recent Guardians written by Bendis. Bob himself, despite telling us "It don't mattah", is always trying to come off as more well-read then he is so clearly he thinks it's an advantage even if he doesn't admit it.

It all boils down to the question every company asks their potential employees: what can you do for my company?

Having a genuine passion at a trade, knowing its history and its scope, is a plus. If the candidate can relate her experience as an avid consumer and come up of ways how consumer experience might be improved, that is even better. But that requires the person to take an objective view, to place the trade in a global picture (e.g. to see how a genre like FPS games is doing in the big picture of all computer games, or the whole entertainment industry) and be able to stand beside herself and see the market as others sees it. The problem with spergs, the "hugest fanboys" Bobby speaks of, is that they are totally self-centered, often possessively so. Their obsession wraps their perspective so much that it is useless (or even utterly incomprehensible) to other people (just look at Bobby: "the console war is 'Nam of my generation".) They offer no profitable insight to the company and thus should not be hired.

Many of these "hugest fanboys" have extremely poor social skills and are accustomed to act in a most boorish manner (again, look at Bobby). Of course all companies want them out -- and they are ridiculously easy to screen.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I'm not sure "their's no jobs because it's cheaper to exploit the Chinese working class and now our kids are fucked" isnt a societal evolution anyone should be getting behind unless you're a Chinese tycoon because this is going to hurt everyone in the long run. This isn't even the superior future, it's the inferior past.

 

[Red Hood]

Socialist Queen is wrong. There are definitely some people that deserve to lose their job. The dangerously incompetent, the apathetic and lazy, the guy that feels up women at bars and brags to Bob about it, and oh yeah: Bob.

Also, "You pissed the bed, now lie in it" doesn't make sense as an expression. If you piss the bed, you change the sheets and wash the piss-covered one. I get that he's trying to make "You made your bed, now lie in it" more vulgar, but it doesn't work. But then, Bob nor any of his ideas ever work.

 

[BScCollateral]

Socialist Queen is wrong.

The tipoff is she's a socialist.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It all boils down to the question every company asks their potential employees: what can you do for my company?

Having a genuine passion at a trade, knowing its history and its scope, is a plus. If the candidate can relate her experience as an avid consumer and come up of ways how consumer experience might be improved, that is even better. But that requires the person to take an objective view, to place the trade in a global picture (e.g. to see how a genre like FPS games is doing in the big picture of all computer games, or the whole entertainment industry) and be able to stand beside herself and see the market as others sees it. The problem with spergs, the "hugest fanboys" Bobby speaks of, is that they are totally self-centered, often possessively so. Their obsession wraps their perspective so much that it is useless (or even utterly incomprehensible) to other people (just look at Bobby: "the console war is 'Nam of my generation".) They offer no profitable insight to the company and thus should not be hired.

Many of these "hugest fanboys" have extremely poor social skills and are accustomed to act in a most boorish manner (again, look at Bobby). Of course all companies want them out -- and they are ridiculously easy to screen.

That's what I thought. You'd probably get rejected from Nintendo if you sperg out with "You got da mahrio buddahs?" as opposed to someone who's just passionate and well versed in the company and industry.

One's a regular autist while the other is more practical.

 

[Red Hood]

That's what I thought. You'd probably get rejected from Nintendo if you sperg out with "You got da mahrio buddahs?" as opposed to someone who's just passionate and well versed in the company and industry.

One's a regular autist while the other is more practical.

I don't know, considering some of Nintendo's hires like Ali Rapp I won't assume they're the most selective or judicious in Human Resources.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob must be thankful to whatever deity he worships that this wave of social justice was not as prevalent ten years ago. Since shortly after Iron Man became a surprising hit that would kick off the MCU and revitalized Robert Downey Jr.'s career, he starred in a movie where he was in blackface for most of it. Had there been outrage as we see today from SJWs, not only would RDJ's resurgence have been cut from under him, the MCU would have been done.

But he had pissed the bed so he must lie in it.

 

[BScCollateral]

That's what I thought. You'd probably get rejected from Nintendo if you sperg out with "You got da mahrio buddahs?" as opposed to someone who's just passionate and well versed in the company and industry.

I have heard it both ways. On one hand, that fire departments get a bit nervous about applicants who seem too interested in firefighting; then you read the autobiography of the guy who literally shaped his life, career and hobbies to better fit the astronaut profile before getting in on his third or fourth application.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That's only one of the things he doesn't get, apart from:

~How movies are made, their history and craft.
~Any history at all, really...
~How human relationships work.
~How to spend a vacation in an exotic locale while not hunched over your smart phone 24/7.
~How to get a girl to agree to go on a date with you.
~How brevity works.
~How basic physics and biology work (Psst: Ask about Moon Wheat.)
~How to meme.
~The function and purpose of cities and why trying to turn all of Earth into Coruscant would result in mass starvation.
~How to make a movie pitch without sounding like an unhinged lunatic. ("It's the Care Bears Meets Paradise Lost! It's a sure hit!")
~How to get people not related to you to like you.
~How to spend time with your family without looking like an awkward golem.
~How to self-treat Diabetes. (Hint: Deep-friend patio turkeys and booze are a no-no.)
~How to have an accurate self-image. (Ie: Not calling other people inferior when you're a fat blob.)
~How to craft an iconic look. ("Nintendo T-shirts worn under a Frankenstein suitjacket. That'll get me noticed!"
~How not to be a hateful, punchable human being. (We're almost at 1500 pages now, and Bob has not changed one iota since the first page! )

Indeed, one of Bob's defining features is his inability to change, no matter what the circumstances. A death in the family? A time for self-reflection? A time to learn about empathy and compassion? Nope! Bob's still playing Nintendo, tweeting about pop culture and ranting about the Mayonnaise Ghouls of the Midwest even as his family member's body is growing cold.

His favored candidate for President loses in a landslide race? A time to think about how things could have been done differently? A time to consider reaching out to those across the political aisle and seeking out ways to find common ground? Nope! Time for more Nintendo and more Mayonnaise Ghoul ranting!

Oh, little catperson... Think of Bob Chipman's Kiwifarms thread as the Hellraiser box. We have SUCH SIGHTS to show you!

I would also add that he lacks the ability:

• To maintain a job and not be fired.
• To keep your mouth shut all the time so it doesn’t fuck you in the end.
• To move on after things don’t go your way.
• To feel empathy to those your don’t politically agree with.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh, I think "You pissed your bed; now lie in it" actually works quite well for a Bob metaphor. Imagine some beefy male nurse, arms crossed pugnaciously, glaring down at some frail, elderly person who couldn't get out of bed before losing control of their bladder. They look to their nurse for help, who's furious the old party voted the wrong way. "You pissed in ya bed, now lie in it!" he says with a self-righteous sneer. That'll show 'em!

See, it works perfectly well for an abusive monster.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob must be thankful to whatever he worships as a deity that this wave of social justice was not as prevalent ten years ago. Since shortly after Iron Man became a surprising hit that would kick off the MCU and revitalized Robert Downey Jr.'s career, he starred in a movie where he was in blackface for most of it. Had there been outrage as we see today from SJWs, not only would RDJ's resurgence have been cut from under him, so would the MCU.

But he had pissed the bed so he must lie in it.

Has Bob seen Tropic Thunder? I think it could have some life-changing advice for him.

 

[Mola Ram]

Has Bob seen Tropic Thunder? I think it could have some life-changing advice for him.

Bob already knows to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

I mean, according to some folks here.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh, I think "You pissed your bed; now lie in it" actually works quite well for a Bob metaphor. Imagine some beefy male nurse, arms crossed pugnaciously, glaring down at some frail, elderly person who couldn't get out of bed before losing control of their bladder. They look to their nurse for help, who's furious the old party voted the wrong way. "You pissed in ya bed, now lie in it!" he says with a self-righteous sneer. That'll show 'em!

See, it works perfectly well for an abusive monster.

Well he’ll be the one laying in it on November 6, when his side’s smug demonization of Trump voters cost the Democrats midterms.

 

[Red Hood]

Well he’ll be the one laying in it on November 6, when his side’s smug demonization of Trump voters cost the Democrats midterms.

That's the thing. The demonization doesn't work that well and never really has. What works is appealing to the things people need first and foremost. Someone that's out of work and trying to keep a roof over their heads doesn't give a shit about a lot of the stuff out there, they want a way to get a roof over their head and survive. Look at Ronald Reagan and the question from his debate with Carter that rips right to the core: "Are you better off than you were four years ago?" It only demonizes the Carter administration in a subtle way.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It only demonizes the Carter administration in a subtle way.

Bob can't grasp the concept of subtle, let alone actually implement in his personality and behavior.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob can't grasp the concept of subtle, let alone actually implement in his personality and behavior.

Oh, I know it. Bob's level of subtlety is something between a coked up drag queen and a blitzkrieg.