Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm legit curious who is more autistic, Bob or Christine? With all of hte James Gunn sperging and the crazy level of detail he tries to go into about movies (and is pretty bad at, tbh) I'm starting to think Bob is what Chrischan could've turned into if he had just a little bit more artistic talent.

Doesn’t help Bob ditched a family funeral to play Mario 3.

 

[BR55]

Y’know with Bob’s latest rant about how people in Trump country are beyond redemption and beneath contempt, something occurs to me.

I’ve been following Bob since 2016 and not once, in the two years I’ve been following him has Bob even tried to reach out and have a good faith talk with a Trump voter. He’s never tried to see if they might have something in common, to see if he could change their mind or bring them round to his way of thinking. He just shuts his ears and goes on endless genocidal rants against a group of people he’s never even talked to.

If Bob had engaged with Trump supporters in good faith and they’d thrown it back in his face like what happened with @GethN7 and GamerGhazi, I would at the very least understand him saying they’re beyond help. But he says all that without ever having bothered to try and help in the first place. That’s not remotely surprising at this point but I’ve only just appreciated the sheer level of pre-judgement he operates on. Even people like Patton Oswald and the hacks at CNN and ABC have at least spoken to Trump voters. I’d be surprised if Bob has ever set foot (or stump) in a flyover state.

Shocking.

What! A Superior Individual like Bob going to some HillaryForsaken hellhole like Nebraska? Surely you jest! I heard they still burn witches and have different schools for negroes there! I bet they don't even have Marvel movies!
No sir. Bob will stay right in Superior America with the rest of Civilization.
Note "Civilization" may or may not be a basement in BostonLyn, Massachusetts.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So they gave up on the film Silk and watched a Neil Breen film calling it his manifesto saying it was fun to watch but he needs to be on a watch list if not already on one because Neil uses the film to preach the killing of hundreds of Millions he dislike to build the superior future.

Congrats Bob you're in the same league as Neil Fucking Breen.

There's a difference between Bob Chipman and Neil Breen. I can watch all of Breen's films in a single sitting while only getting a mild headache, whereas I can't watch a single MovieBob video without hitting backspace to get out of there in time.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

There's a difference between Bob Chipman and Neil Breen. I can watch all of Breen's films in a single sitting while only getting a mild headache, whereas I can't watch a single MovieBob video without hitting backspace to get out of there in time.

Neil Breen is a treasure.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, Bob made this:

Oscars sperging.

"James Gunn might be coming back but it's not the way I want it to be so it sucks."

 

[RockVolnutt]

So, Bob made this:

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Oscars sperging.
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"James Gunn might be coming back but it's not the way I want it to be so it sucks."
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I'm distracted by He-Man's mismatched eyes.

 

[Rei is shit]

I never realized that you can put fucking hastags on a youtube video.

The video is 20 mins long and I cant find anything about gunn or gotg while skipping through it. The voice distortion he does makes it flat out unlistenable.

There are already some exceptional comments

 

[Gordon Cole]

The video is 20 mins long and I cant find anything about gunn or gotg while skipping through it. The voice distortion he does makes it flat out unlistenable.

Bob baffles me.

 

[Rei is shit]

>blurred face taking over a day to render

What the fuck is he doing

 

[Gordon Cole]

Backtracking again.

>blurred face taking over a day to render

What the fuck is he doing

We theorize that it's a mix of sheer incompetence when it comes to editing (e.g. cranking the quality settings way too high) and a potato computer.

EDIT: Saved the original version.
https://my.mixtape.moe/shnmab.mp4

 

[The Nothingness]

Oscars sperging.

Seems to me Bob just wants an MCU movie to get an Oscar even if it is from a brand-new category that seem like something from the MTV Movie & TV Awards. Plus I think it pains him that several DC movies have won Oscars unlike Marvel movies

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Was Bob trying to mock Jordan Peterson, who is vastly smarter than him?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So, Bob made this:

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Was Bob trying to mock Jordan Peterson, who is vastly smarter than him?

Watching Bob ridicule Dr. Jordan Peterson is similar to watching a hillbilly ridicule a Nobel laureate. The highest education Bob has received is a degree/diploma from some community college. Dr. Peterson has two bachelor degrees and a Ph D. Bob has written a semi-biographical book on Super Mario Bros. 3 that reveals the pathetic waste of carbon he is. Dr. Peterson most recent book, 12 Rules For Life: An Antidote to Chaos was a bestseller on Amazon. Dr. Peterson's work is influencing people and actually changing lives. Bob believes that he can influence a multi-billion corporation into reinstating James Gunn as director of GotG 3 by pitching a never-ending fit on Twitter.

Spoiler

He won't.

As to what that sycophant said about triggering the right, he triggered them all right. Triggered a fit of riotous laughter because Bobby's way out of his league.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Watching Bob ridicule Dr. Jordan Peterson is similar to watching a hillbilly ridicule a Nobel laureate. The highest education Bob has received is a degree/diploma from some community college. Dr. Peterson has two bachelor degrees and a Ph D. Bob has written a semi-biographical book on Super Mario Bros. 3 that reveals the pathetic waste of carbon he is. Dr. Peterson most recent book, 12 Rules For Life: An Antidote to Chaos was a bestseller on Amazon. Dr. Peterson's work is influencing people and actually changing lives. Bob believes that he can influence a multi-billion corporation into reinstating James Gunn as director of GotG 3 by pitching a never-ending fit on Twitter.

Spoiler

He won't.

As to what that sycophant said about triggering the right, he triggered them all right. Triggered a fit of riotous laughter because Bobby's way out of his league.

Plus, Dr. Peterson has the boys to debate anyone while Bob cowardly blocks and ridicules his opponents.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

So, Bob made this:

Did Bob watch the JeddersPedders video and decide he wanted a piece of that action?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Jordan Peterson upon watching Bob’s pathetic attempt at a takedown:

Judging from this:

Bob is definitely someone who should take Jordan’s advice to clean your room.

 

[cypocryphy]

Y’know with Bob’s latest rant about how people in Trump country are beyond redemption and beneath contempt, something occurs to me.

I’ve been following Bob since 2016 and not once, in the two years I’ve been following him has Bob even tried to reach out and have a good faith talk with a Trump voter. He’s never tried to see if they might have something in common, to see if he could change their mind or bring them round to his way of thinking. He just shuts his ears and goes on endless genocidal rants against a group of people he’s never even talked to.

If Bob had engaged with Trump supporters in good faith and they’d thrown it back in his face like what happened with @GethN7 and GamerGhazi, I would at the very least understand him saying they’re beyond help. But he says all that without ever having bothered to try and help in the first place. That’s not remotely surprising at this point but I’ve only just appreciated the sheer level of pre-judgement he operates on. Even people like Patton Oswald and the hacks at CNN and ABC have at least spoken to Trump voters. I’d be surprised if Bob has ever set foot (or stump) in a flyover state.

Shocking.

Autism (which Bob legitimately has, all kidding aside) causes him to not understand nuance at all and to view the world in black and white. It also causes him to get angrier quicker and virtue signal extra hard.

 

[QB 290]

Autism (which Bob legitimately has, all kidding aside) causes him to not understand nuance at all and to view the world in black and white. It also causes him to get angrier quicker and virtue signal extra hard.

Autism usually creates obsession in sonic and trains though.
Mario is a new one

 

[Flexo]

MovieBob getting "excited" over the new Smash games feels fake as fuck. These games never cross his tongue until it gets him retweets and false validation, did he even play Smash past the N64 version?

MovieBob, who lauds classic gaming and claims himself to be an expert in this regard, and yet I've never seen this fat fuck actually play a video game in ages, let's think about that for a hot minute. Sure that's just speculation, but it only further adds to my ever unanswered question; What exactly does Bob do in his spare time. Outside of Twitter, he doesn't socialize, I can't imagine anybody playing NES games all fucking day long for years without going ape-shit, he has no job, and he's only ever on his phone in social gatherings with his family.

What the fuck is this dude even doing?

I'm legit surprised he hasn't tried twitch streaming. I mean he could get PAID to play Mario3. How is that not a lifelong dream for him?

This is a man who spends more time on twitter than actually bothering to try and get a few shekels doing what he loves. What does that remind me of...

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm legit surprised he hasn't tried twitch streaming. I mean he could get PAID to play Mario3. How is that not a lifelong dream for him?

This is a man who spends more time on twitter than actually bothering to try and get a few shekels doing what he loves. What does that remind me of...

Having seen his shitty editing for that terrible Jordan Peterson parody video today, I'm convinced that Bob is mentally-incapable of getting a Twitch stream up running.

And even if he isn't, that doesn't mean people will watch him. Just because he has an audience that is willing to watch his terrible YouTube videos doesn't mean that they are going to watch Twitch streams of him playing video games.