Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[lechatnoir]

I'm legit surprised he hasn't tried twitch streaming. I mean he could get PAID to play Mario3. How is that not a lifelong dream for him?

This is a man who spends more time on twitter than actually bothering to try and get a few shekels doing what he loves. What does that remind me of...

Now I'm curious... maybe Bob is terrible at Mario 3, or gaming in general, and that's why he hasn't done it yet? It would be consistent with him, at least.

 

[BubbleButt]

Someone should transcribe that Neil Breen rant at the end of Pass Thru and attribute it to Bob and see if anyone can tell that Bob never actually said it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oscars sperging.

Off-topic: Isn't the reason the Oscars weren't nominating popular movies for Best Picture in the last few years is because the major studios were too busy pumping out franchise entires while they have their own indie/arthouse subsidiary to have their films be nominated for Best Picture?

On-topic: Bob saying that Black Panther is more cultural significant than Gladiator made me laugh. Not that Gladiator is culturally significant either, but Black Panther is just like every other generic action movie of the last few years.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Was Bob trying to mock Jordan Peterson, who is vastly smarter than him?

Watching Bob ridicule Dr. Jordan Peterson is similar to watching a hillbilly ridicule a Nobel laureate. The highest education Bob has received is a degree/diploma from some community college. Dr. Peterson has two bachelor degrees and a Ph D. Bob has written a semi-biographical book on Super Mario Bros. 3 that reveals the pathetic waste of carbon he is. Dr. Peterson most recent book, 12 Rules For Life: An Antidote to Chaos was a bestseller on Amazon. Dr. Peterson's work is influencing people and actually changing lives. Bob believes that he can influence a multi-billion corporation into reinstating James Gunn as director of GotG 3 by pitching a never-ending fit on Twitter.

Spoiler

He won't.

As to what that sycophant said about triggering the right, he triggered them all right. Triggered a fit of riotous laughter because Bobby's way out of his league.

Let us not forget the only person actually able to challenge The Great Lobster.

Spoiler: May God have mercy on my soul

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Expect some joyful sperging from Bob within the next two hours.

 

[BR55]

Expect some joyful sperging from Bob within the next two hours.

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Um Im actually pretty sure that was/is fake. Not that it'd be out of the ordinary for Bob to fall for it and sperg some more though.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Um Im actually pretty sure that was/is fake. Not that it'd be out of the ordinary for Bob to fall for it and sperg some more though.

My bad. I should of clicked on the link that they provided. It is just a joke.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Expect some joyful sperging from Bob within the next two hours.

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It's like every time you say "X happened, expect sperging", it almost never happens.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

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It's like every time you say "X happened, expect sperging", it almost never happens. Weird.

It's because he reads this fucking thread, you morons. Stop saying he'll sperg and we might get a decent Twitter rant out of the fat pedophile.

EDIT: I don't care if he is one or not, I'm calling him one just to piss him off.

 

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It's like every time you say "X happened, expect sperging", it almost never happens. Weird.

He didn't even wait for the link to load before getting his hopes up.

It's like fat people have no impulse control or something.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's because he reads this fucking thread, you morons. Stop saying he'll sperg and we might get a decent Twitter rant out of the fat pedophile.

EDIT: I don't care if he is one or not, I'm calling him one just to piss him off.

In this case, he tweeted this well before @LordofCringe7206's post, but the point still stands just in case.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He didn't even wait for the link to load before getting his hopes up.

It's like fat people have no impulse control or something.

Especially when it comes to sticking food in their mouth, or saying stupid shit. Maybe the fat destroys your impulses. There's probably scientific research for that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Especially when it comes to sticking food in their mouth, or saying stupid shit. Maybe the fat destroys your impulses. There's probably scientific research for that.

What mental disorder would you classify Bob in regards to his inability to think before action?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

It's because he reads this fucking thread, you morons.

Then I want to say:
"Hi Bob! I hope you live many more years so you can continue to embarrass yourself!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Literally who would give a shit?

 

[Lensherr]

Oh shit! Is Bob seriously trying to pick a fight with Jordan Peterson?

Here's praying he'll get BTFO'd like when he tangled with R.S. McCain.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's because he reads this fucking thread, you morons. Stop saying he'll sperg and we might get a decent Twitter rant out of the fat pedophile.

EDIT: I don't care if he is one or not, I'm calling him one just to piss him off.

If he does then I hope this gets into his head.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Now I'm curious... maybe Bob is terrible at Mario 3, or gaming in general, and that's why he hasn't done it yet? It would be consistent with him, at least.

Now that i think about it, he has never posted a gameplay video of his own on his YouTube channel, and everytime one of his Game Overthinker videos showed gameplay of any game, it seemed to be taken from another channel (don't know if he credits them or not), it's always just his opinions of the medium.

I wanted to give Bob the benefit of the doubt and look up gameplay videos on his channel, instead i found one of his "brilliant" movie pitches in video form.

 

[Red Hood]

Did Bailey even deploy? And would someone who actually committed a war crime actually confide in Wes? Sounds like a buncha STDH to me.

As my grandad used to tell me, the people that WANT to talk about what they did in the Army never saw combat.

Autism usually creates obsession in sonic and trains though.
Mario is a new one

Maybe because Nintendo fans are generally speaking so immature that it's hard to tell unless they float into other spheres as Bob did.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Literally who would give a shit?
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Bob, I guarantee you, no one cares what a bunch of dipshit teenagers think about the movies from your childhood. If you were to have a "Hindsight Award" for Oscar winning movies, going back through all of the movies that have been made since the first Oscar ceremony and re-awarding them Oscars based on quality and historical/cultural significance, you would do better to have a panel made up of expert filmmakers and professional reviewers. I would be interested in hearing what the best in the field have to say about the subject of who should have won the Oscars, which films were overrated, which films were overlooked, etc. Turning it into a tacky reality show running alongside the Oscar telecast guarantees the entire thing will fall apart before it can score a single ratings point. (It will also guarantee popular/nostalgic but forgettable movies like "Spice World" and "Not Another Teen Movie" will win Oscars for BP.)

If you really want to up Oscar ratings, have the recipients reciting their thank you speeches while dodging fire arrows. I guarantee That'll make everybody tune in.