Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob seems to think that the Oscar viewer base actually gives a shit about the awards. Most are tuning in because of the celebrities and for the chance to see flubs or other drama. This is why the oscar preshow is the red carpet and some hosts talking about who is wearing what instead of some clipshow of all the nominated films trailers.
 
Bob seems to think that the Oscar viewer base actually gives a shit about the awards. Most are tuning in because of the celebrities and for the chance to see flubs or other drama. This is why the oscar preshow is the red carpet and some hosts talking about who is wearing what instead of some clipshow of all the nominated films trailers.
Yeah and no one tunes into the Oscars because we have DVR, Netflix, and all the other streaming services. Oscars and Late Night Shows only had massive audiences because the competition was television static.
 
Bob seems to think that the Oscar viewer base actually gives a shit about the awards. Most are tuning in because of the celebrities and for the chance to see flubs or other drama. This is why the oscar preshow is the red carpet and some hosts talking about who is wearing what instead of some clipshow of all the nominated films trailers.
I mostly launch them to see if a movie I liked this year wins any Oscar.

However, this Best Popular Movie award change, along with the Disney/Fox merger, the current business model Disney is using that's making other studios struggle, and major studios pumping out franchises and excluding ideas to make more original movies, which leads to the people wanting to make the original stuff to go to Netflix, makes it clear to me that the film industry is becoming a bigger embarrassment than I thought.
 
He fixed the audio, and tried to get Peterson to notice him:
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"I'm totally not specifically making fun of Jeremy Jahns Jordan Peterson!"
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"Black Panther should win a real Oscah!"
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Like people would see any of your movies regardless of tone. Also, he seems unaware of the concept of a villain protagonist.
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I am honestly curious as to why Bob has a grudge against Jeremy Jahns?

He's smart,well-read, succesful, masculine and articulate he also has conservative perspectives on subjects so Bob doesnt have to show any restraint.
I personally think Jordan/Jeremy's overated either way but that's most likely because I have a healthy relationship with my parents. Unlike his fans or Bob.
 
He's smart,well-read, succesful, masculine and articulate he also has conservative perspectives on subjects so Bob doesnt have to show any restraint.
I personally think Jeremy's overatted either way but that's most likely because I have a healthy relationship with my parents. Unlike his fans or Bob.

Fair enough, though I think this is less spurred by disliking his political viewpoints, and probably more due to the fact that Bob probably believes he deserves Jeremy Jahns level of viewers and subscribers.
 
Fair enough, though I think this is less spurred by disliking his political viewpoints, and probably more due to the fact that Bob probably believes he deserves Jeremy Jahns level of viewers and subscribers.

Yeah fair point. From anecdotal personal intereactions Bob appears to be a fucking ordeal to be around so I can imagine him taking umbridge because he's such a dick.
 
Though do you think he is more of a dickhead than Phillip Burnell
A slap fight between Bob and DSP would be hilarious, considering the fact that Bob would probably shit on Phil for voting Trump. At least Phil doesn't want to nuke a giant portion of the country and jerk himself raw over people losing jobs (though DSP has jerked himself raw over something else).
 
Has anyone sat down and compiled a list of "30 Year Old Boomer" traits?
If "Re-uploading a video with [UPDATED WITH IMPROVED AUDIO] tacked on the end because you fucked up the first time" isn't on the list then it should be.
 
Those books and pill bottle are a painful example of pure incompetence in PS
You get the feeling that Blob wishes he was the guy who made the corner graphics for a late night comedy-news jester hour. Like just how many hours a day does he fantasize about Stephen Colbert being legitimately startled by one of his half-wit puns.
 
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