Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Capsaicin Addict]

Bob already knows to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

I mean, according to some folks here.

Well, he's already gone full r.etard at any rate.

I know there was some minor bitching about RDJ playing in blackface, but evidently it came to nothing (I suspect RDJ's costar, Brandon T. Jackson, probably passed out some STFU cards. Plus, RDJ was disturbingly convincing as a black man).

 

[Mola Ram]

Well, he's already gone full r.etard at any rate.

I know there was some minor bitching about RDJ playing in blackface, but evidently it came to nothing (I suspect RDJ's costar, Brandon T. Jackson, probably passed out some STFU cards. Plus, RDJ was disturbingly convincing as a black man).

The SJW bedwetting over Tropic Thunder was more focused on the "never go full re-tard" scene, believe it or not. The ding was that it made fun of the mentally challenged, which, since the gag was really about how insensitive Hollywood is toward such people, means that they missed the joke entirely.

 

[LaughingJoke]

So they gave up on the film Silk and watched a Neil Breen film calling it his manifesto saying it was fun to watch but he needs to be on a watch list if not already on one because Neil uses the film to preach the killing of hundreds of Millions he dislike to build the superior future.

Congrats Bob you're in the same league as Neil Fucking Breen.

 

[Red Hood]

So they gave up on the film Silk and watched a Neil Breen film calling it his manifesto saying it was fun to watch but he needs to be on a watch list if not already on one because Neil uses the film to preach the killing of hundreds of Millions he dislike to build the superior future.

Congrats Bob you're in the same league as Neil Fucking Breen.

Except, Neil Breen is the best at eating tuna and can see skosts, and Bob is...less than that.

 

[SuperDeeDuper]

how the fuck does bob even have fans at this point? his YT channel is rather healthy and is indicative of an active engaged audience. are there really this many retarded people in the world?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This is going to have Bob kicking and screaming on the floor.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob isn't the only Social Justice cow to adopt this talking point but can someone help articulate exactly what's wrong with "Any form of immigration policy that isn't allowing everyone is white supremacy/letting a (white) majority exist for any extended amount of time is white supremacy"? It's such a bad idea that I don't know where to start breaking it down.


I can tell you if you go deep into the chain of thoughts this brings, this idea actually ends up supporting race nationalists as "peaceful co-existence" alternative opposed to the chaos you'd get with constant cultural upheaval.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Cow crossover with Laurelai Bailey.

Backpedaling from last night.

BING BING WAHOO!

Bob Chipman, the one person who liked Subspace Emissary.

So is he claiming that he wasn't diagnosed with beetus after he got shitcanned, nor does he have his job at The Escapist back?

 

[Mola Ram]

"Meat confetti?"

Someone wanna give me the scoop on this chowderhead?

 

[Gordon Cole]

...So, what are the chances he'll be the only one who'll hates this when it comes out?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So is he claiming that he wasn't diagnosed with beetus after he got shitcanned, nor does he have his job at The Escapist back?
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Bob, everything he said is completely correct:

• You announced you had diabetes in September of 2015. You said the test results that confirmed it had just come back that day. Since you were fired from The Escapist in February of 2015, that means you got diagnosed after being fired. Time moves forward Bob, not backwards.
• In my personal opinion (and many others on this forum), you are jobless. Your YouTube channel isn't big enough or makes enough money to qualify it as a job. Those shitty blogs you write for aren't jobs either. The only source of income in your life as far as we can tell is Patreon. Now again, that's just opinion. But few people aside from yourself and members of your clique see it the other way.
• You did claim to be coming back to The Escapist now that new management is in control. Now your claiming it isn't true. So you had to have lied about being rehired right?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob Chipman, the one person who liked Subspace Emissary.
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To be fair, Bob’s not the only one who wants that as plenty of Smash fans would want to see it again.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

MovieBob getting "excited" over the new Smash games feels fake as fuck. These games never cross his tongue until it gets him retweets and false validation, did he even play Smash past the N64 version?

MovieBob, who lauds classic gaming and claims himself to be an expert in this regard, and yet I've never seen this fat fuck actually play a video game in ages, let's think about that for a hot minute. Sure that's just speculation, but it only further adds to my ever unanswered question; What exactly does Bob do in his spare time. Outside of Twitter, he doesn't socialize, I can't imagine anybody playing NES games all fucking day long for years without going ape-shit, he has no job, and he's only ever on his phone in social gatherings with his family.

What the fuck is this dude even doing?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"Meat confetti?"

Someone wanna give me the scoop on this chowderhead?

Did Bailey even deploy? And would someone who actually committed a war crime actually confide in Wes? Sounds like a buncha STDH to me.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

MovieBob getting "excited" over the new Smash games feels fake as fuck. These games never cross his tongue until it gets him retweets and false validation, did he even play Smash past the N64 version?

MovieBob, who lauds classic gaming and claims himself to be an expert in this regard, and yet I've never seen this fat fuck actually play a video game in ages, let's think about that for a hot minute. Sure that's just speculation, but it only further adds to my ever unanswered question; What exactly does Bob do in his spare time. Outside of Twitter, he doesn't socialize, I can't imagine anybody playing NES games all fucking day long for years without going ape-shit, he has no job, and he's only ever on his phone in social gatherings with his family.

What the fuck is this dude even doing?

stroking his massive ego, eating and fantasizing about the superior future he wishes for?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Y’know with Bob’s latest rant about how people in Trump country are beyond redemption and beneath contempt, something occurs to me.

I’ve been following Bob since 2016 and not once, in the two years I’ve been following him has Bob even tried to reach out and have a good faith talk with a Trump voter. He’s never tried to see if they might have something in common, to see if he could change their mind or bring them round to his way of thinking. He just shuts his ears and goes on endless genocidal rants against a group of people he’s never even talked to.

If Bob had engaged with Trump supporters in good faith and they’d thrown it back in his face like what happened with @GethN7 and GamerGhazi, I would at the very least understand him saying they’re beyond help. But he says all that without ever having bothered to try and help in the first place. That’s not remotely surprising at this point but I’ve only just appreciated the sheer level of pre-judgement he operates on. Even people like Patton Oswald and the hacks at CNN and ABC have at least spoken to Trump voters. I’d be surprised if Bob has ever set foot (or stump) in a flyover state.

Shocking.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

Y’know with Bob’s latest rant about how people in Trump country are beyond redemption and beneath contempt, something occurs to me.

I’ve been following Bob since 2016 and not once, in the two years I’ve been following him has Bob even tried to reach out and have a good faith talk with a Trump voter. He’s never tried to see if they might have something in common, to see if he could change their mind or bring them round to his way of thinking. He just shuts his ears and goes on endless genocidal rants against a group of people he’s never even talked to.

If Bob had engaged with Trump supporters in good faith and they’d thrown it back in his face like what happened with @GethN7 and GamerGhazi, I would at the very least understand him saying they’re beyond help. But he says all that without ever having bothered to try and help in the first place. That’s not remotely surprising at this point but I’ve only just appreciated the sheer level of pre-judgement he operates on. Even people like Patton Oswald and the hacks at CNN and ABC have at least spoken to Trump voters. I’d be surprised if Bob has ever set foot (or stump) in a flyover state.

Shocking.

inb4 "Ummm ahckshually *snort* we've been doing that for years, you Nazi. Well not me personally, but you can't point that out because that makes you an inferior asshole."

 

[NQ 952]

I'm legit curious who is more autistic, Bob or Christine? With all of hte James Gunn sperging and the crazy level of detail he tries to go into about movies (and is pretty bad at, tbh) I'm starting to think Bob is what Chrischan could've turned into if he had just a little bit more artistic talent.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Y’know with Bob’s latest rant about how people in Trump country are beyond redemption and beneath contempt, something occurs to me.

I’ve been following Bob since 2016 and not once, in the two years I’ve been following him has Bob even tried to reach out and have a good faith talk with a Trump voter. He’s never tried to see if they might have something in common, to see if he could change their mind or bring them round to his way of thinking. He just shuts his ears and goes on endless genocidal rants against a group of people he’s never even talked to.

If Bob had engaged with Trump supporters in good faith and they’d thrown it back in his face like what happened with @GethN7 and GamerGhazi, I would at the very least understand him saying they’re beyond help. But he says all that without ever having bothered to try and help in the first place. That’s not remotely surprising at this point but I’ve only just appreciated the sheer level of pre-judgement he operates on. Even people like Patton Oswald and the hacks at CNN and ABC have at least spoken to Trump voters. I’d be surprised if Bob has ever set foot (or stump) in a flyover state.

Shocking.

Considering that this is the same guy who routinely mocks the concept of hearing out both sides of an issue, why would you expect him to even hold out the barest of olive branches, especially when he can cherrypick the dumbest possible people on Twitter and say "See, I've interacted with Trump voters! Now piss off!"?

 

[BScCollateral]

I'm legit curious who is more autistic, Bob or Christine? With all of hte James Gunn sperging and the crazy level of detail he tries to go into about movies (and is pretty bad at, tbh) I'm starting to think Bob is what Chrischan could've turned into if he had just a little bit more artistic talent.

We know he lives with his brother, but that could be "Bob's great, he pays for half the mortgage and more than half the upkeep" to "Poor uncle Bob, at least we can keep an eye on him this way." Bob could come out as literally special needs and I wouldn't be surprised.

His reviews are negligible and uninteresting; and his political advocacy comes off like he's a deep Moby who will pop up in Republican ads: "This is what the Democrats think of YOU!" So his accomplishments are above Chris', but he's just good enough to be uninteresting.

I'll give Bob this: he hasn't been arrested.