Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Muh white supremacy. And also, bullshit.
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Nobody cares, Bobby! Nobody cares. No one.
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"Too busy to check"

What does Bob have to do that's so damned important? Fucker sits in his smelly pit and spergs on Twitter or makes dumb overlong videos.

Only Bioshock Infinite had any old timey covers at all (the rest had licensed music from the era Rapture was founded in) and that's explicitly because Fink's musician brother was looking through tears and stealing songs from the future.

I assume he's making the connection because Bioshock 1 critiqued objectivism which Rush was into early on...and I'm betting he just now found this out and has never played any of them, hence he thinks both Bioshock=Rand critique and Bioshock=Old timey covers of later songs. I feel like he's trying to play sly like he's played the Bioshocks but...let's be real, they never made one for a Nintendo console.

Besides, they're dang dirty shooters that probably give us a fine view of what the world would be like if Bob was in charge.

Minus the superpowers.
 
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"Too busy to check"

What does Bob have to do that's so damned important? Fucker sits in his smelly pit and spergs on Twitter or makes dumb overlong videos.

Only Bioshock Infinite had any old timey covers at all (the rest had licensed music from the era Rapture was founded in) and that's explicitly because Fink's musician brother was looking through tears and stealing songs from the future.

I assume he's making the connection because Bioshock 1 critiqued objectivism which Rush was into early on...and I'm betting he just found this out and has never played any of them because they're dang dirty shooters that probably give us a fine view of what the world would be like if Bob was in charge.

Minus the superpowers.

wouldn't stop bob from trying to make actual super powers given how obsessed he is with Marvel and superhero flicks
 
I mean it's not like identity politics helped caused the Democrats to lose miserably last election or anything...
I'm sure it had nothing to do with Clinton being the most actively racist President since Calvin "if they're brown let 'em drown" Coolidge and repeatedly backstabbing the black community despite pandering to them at every available opportunity, and how Hillary was on the front lines leading the charge, or how she spent eight years victim blaming and slut shaming the binders full of women alleging sexual misconduct against him.
 
"Too busy to check"

What does Bob have to do that's so damned important? Fucker sits in his smelly pit and spergs on Twitter or makes dumb overlong videos.
"I have a life, I just don't feel the need to tell you! I also have a girlfriend, you just haven't seen her because she lives in Canada!"
Besides, they're dang dirty shooters that probably give us a fine view of what the world would be like if Bob was in charge.

Minus the superpowers.
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(Thanks, @Kyria the Great.)
 
Seriously, I would love to get my hands on Bob's school transcripts to see what his grades were like because I suspect that he was a mediocre student at best. Does he know that the Nazi's rise to power did not happen in a vacuum. The Entente powers, especially a revanchist France that was still butthurt over their humiliating loss in the Franco-Prussian War, imposed the Treaty of Versailles on the Germany to humiliate the defeated nation. It wasn't just the reparations and the occupation of the Rhineland and the cessation of Saarland, the Entente forced Germany to take the blame for a war they didn't even start. Okay, sure, Kaiser Bill the Second was spoiling for a fight, but the whole of Europe was a powder keg and Germany was honouring its alliance to Austria-Hungary. The Entente stripped the German people of their dignity, and after the chaos of the Weimar Republic and Great Depression, they were willing to listen to some Austrian fuck with a pencil moustache who promised to restore the country's former glory.

Off topic, but if you ever look at the bizarre pattern of alliances around that time (which resembles Charlie's board of crazy on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia), the impressive thing is that the war didn't kick off sooner.

But yeah. Most lefties do not understand history. More to the point, they do not care to understand history because they perceive it as one more battlefield to reshape to their whims. And besides, we don't need the writings of some dead white guys, do well? Never mind the old Santayana quote about repeating the past if you don't remember it.
 
But yeah. Most lefties do not understand history. More to the point, they do not care to understand history because they perceive it as one more battlefield to reshape to their whims. And besides, we don't need the writings of some dead white guys, do well? Never mind the old Santayana quote about repeating the past if you don't remember it.
More specifically there are two kinds of people in Bob's ideological sewer with regards to history. There are those who know their history very well, well enough to propagandize it to their ends, and the useful idiots like Bob. There's a reason you never hear Bob and people who share his beliefs mention anything like the Pullman strike or the coal wars.
 
"Hundreds of thousands of feet up" would make them ASTRONAUTS, you fucking illiterate goober.
Maybe they're using moon rocks. Brianna Wu was right!
More specifically there are two kinds of people in Bob's ideological sewer with regards to history. There are those who know their history very well, well enough to propagandize it to their ends, and the useful idiots like Bob. There's a reason you never hear Bob and people who share his beliefs mention anything like the Pullman strike or the coal wars.
"I know all about the cola wars! Inferior Coke ghouls..."
 
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"Hundreds of thousands of feet up" would make them ASTRONAUTS, you fucking illiterate goober.

I deeply regret to point this out, but 200,000 feet, which qualifies as "hundreds of thousands" of feet, is about 37 miles, just 13 miles short of the 50 mile altitude needed to qualify for astronaut wings from the USAF back in the days of the X-15. This was earned by eight pilots. Coincidentally, my avatar is a variant of the helmet worn in the X-15.

The Fédération aéronautique internationale uses the higher 100km, which would disqualify seven of those eight pilots. Fuck the Fédération aéronautique internationale.

ETA: However, your salient point is dead on. No combat aircraft outside of fiction have ever operated "hundreds of thousands" of feet up.

Also, changed "under" to "about" because I can't divide.

Argh. And there was one pilot who flew the X-15 above 100km twice. Still, fuck the Fédération aéronautique internationale.
 
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Off topic, but if you ever look at the bizarre pattern of alliances around that time ...

One of my favorite bits of silent cinema trivia is that in Fritz Lang's Spies (1928 ) the MacGuffin was a top secret military alliance between Germany and Japan.

Hilariously unlikely, of course, given that Japan was one of the Allies in World War I.

EDIT: I did not know that 8) produced an emoji.
 
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That is something that has been bothering me for the past few months considering that the number of WWII veterans that actually fought against Nazis in the Second World War has dwindled. When Bob and his confederates sling around the term "Nazi" to smear political opponents, they effectively dilute the term and trivialize the atrocities that the real Nazis committed. No. Detaining illegal migrants in detention centres so that they can be processed is not equivalent of working people to death or gassing them en masse. Bob and his ilk are so historically illiterate, it is laughable. If anything, it is their ideologies and attitudes that will lead to a resurgence of on hyper-nationalist movements.

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Cause all your armchair executive ideas have been so right before.
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Bob, you idiot, STUDIOS USED TO OWN THEATERS. They were forced to give them up as a result of several antitrust cases. HOW can you not know this and call yourself MOVIEbob! It would be like someone calling themselves musicbob and know nothing about motown.
 

It doesn't shock me to see that Bob is shitting on the new Top Gun film for having a discussion about the modern day use of drones. Bob's essentially an absolutist when it comes to these types of discussions. Any scientific advancement that can be made should be made and any invention that gets invented should be used as much as possible.

Any discussion about the overuse of drones, their effectiveness in battle or the ethical debate they bring with them is just ghoul gibberish that needs to be shut down and ridiculed.
 
Bob, you idiot, STUDIOS USED TO OWN THEATERS. They were forced to give them up as a result of several antitrust cases.
I keep finding stranger and stranger how much of a Disney shill Bob is. I mean, I’m a fan of Orion, DreamWorks (the first incarnation whose films that are now at Paramount), and A24, but it’s nowhere near as satanic worshipping and delusional as Bob’s for Disney. I’m starting to think if he’s delusional enough to think that Bob Iger will hire him to work as a strategist for them.

I mean, he keeps throwing temper tantrums at Disney about rehiring James Gunn and believes they’ll listen to him.
 
It doesn't shock me to see that Bob is shitting on the new Top Gun film for having a discussion about the modern day use of drones. Bob's essentially an absolutist when it comes to these types of discussions. Any scientific advancement that can be made should be made and any invention that gets invented should be used as much as possible.

Any discussion about the overuse of drones, their effectiveness in battle or the ethical debate they bring with them is just ghoul gibberish that needs to be shut down and ridiculed.
Yeah Bob pretty much has a Cargo Cult like worship of Technology. He's been called a Technocrat in this thread but I don't think thats entirely accurate.
He has all the beliefs of one but deep down his love of the "Future" is nothing more than empty tribalism because his "side" is for advancement unlike the other "side" I guess.
A better metaphor is that Bob is nothing more than a primitive in awe of fire.
 
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You know I found this picture the other day of hispanics swimming through a river heavily polluted by raw sewage and industrial waste in an attempt to illegally cross the border. They had trash bags on their head to camouflage themselves as floating refuse. The picture was allegedly taken near Calexico, right smack dab in the middle of all the maquilas on the Mexico-California border. The picture was cited as having been taken in '05, before the Bush administration really started cracking down on Mexican immigration, before Obama declared war on Mexican immigrants (and he fucking did), and over a decade before Trump even announced his candidacy.

The reason those maquilas are there, is because it's a duty- and tax-free trade zone devoid of labor or environmental protection that was specifically created by NAFTA. A lot of maquila workers and Mexican illegals are, or were originally, economic refugees who had been displaced by NAFTA. But that's a long story for another time.

I'm sorely tempted to tweet Bob that picture and ask if that's what he supports, because it is. That's Bob's Diverse Superior Future, Mexicans swimming through a river of shit and toxic waste to come here and be wage slaves.
What you described hits way too close to home. Neoliberalism destroyed the economy of the third world and made many refugees, yet people like Blobby cannot push themselves to admit what they are trying to do already happened, but it could be way worse and is not in that way for a lack of trying.

Globalists are all for immigration but they always like to pretend those who already live here don't exist, regardless of identity.
 
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