Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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On another note, why do nerds think that they would be more successful in a fictional world than the real world?
Wish fulfillment. They think that since they're the conquering hero in the game that they'll be that way if they isekai. In reality, without some kind of magic or something they'd still be shlubby NEETs with bad eyesight and no people skills, so they'd be worse off than the average peasant 11 times out of 5.
 
Bob finally heard about Rush's death.
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I lol'd
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Two things:
1. I have no idea what Coffin means by this. I think he might be making fun of the worship or vitriol that people have for these dead people? Either way I laughed at the absurdity of it.

2. Gotta applaud Bobbyboi for not going off script and STILL referring to Pete as "they".
 
Two things:
1. I have no idea what Coffin means by this. I think he might be making fun of the worship or vitriol that people have for these dead people? Either way I laughed at the absurdity of it.
Same. I laughed my ass off. I thought it was a savior thing, then I saw Epstein with the halo. Maybe taking the piss out of BLM lionizing random blacks for the cause when they die?
 

EDIT: Giving a less MATI take - Is Bob even aware that Rush Limbaugh fundraised for numerous charities, including Cancer research and for wounded vets? Has Bob ever done anything similar?

Because it seems like the evil right wing talk show host has done more apolitical, real-world good than Blobbert has. But as always that doesn't seem to even enter his conscience, he was a voice on team Red and that's all that mattes to Bob and other Blue Checkmark retards.
 
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Most Americans know who Rush Limbaugh was. The same cannot be said for Movieblob.
Oh he knows. Remember that is was in December 2020 that he compared some black activist to Rush and telling the black activist that he didn't know what real racism was. Though if you mean he has the stereotypical leftist view of who and what Rush was and not who he was as a political commentator/person then yeah I agree with you there. Pour one out for our boy either way bois.

 
Wish fulfillment. They think that since they're the conquering hero in the game that they'll be that way if they isekai. In reality, without some kind of magic or something they'd still be shlubby NEETs with bad eyesight and no people skills, so they'd be worse off than the average peasant 11 times out of 5.
That makes sense.

In Isekai, the main character is some uninteresting beta male/female who got transported to another world. They become powerful and loved by everyone.

But you see that’s thing though, even though the main characters are losers they had redeeming qualities. They were kind, smart or funny. Bob and his ilk, are none of those things. They’re perverted, selfish and miserable(I know I’m repeating what’s already been said, I’m using it as an example).
 
1. I have no idea what Coffin means by this. I think he might be making fun of the worship or vitriol that people have for these dead people? Either way I laughed at the absurdity of it.
Same. I laughed my ass off. I thought it was a savior thing, then I saw Epstein with the halo. Maybe taking the piss out of BLM lionizing random blacks for the cause when they die?
"Mourning" Epstein death have become something of a meme among some twitter funnymen, particularly because of the weird religious undertones mainstream neolibs have attached to Ginsburg and Floyd. Basically, it is just a shock joke.
 
EDIT: Giving a less MATI take - Is Bob even aware that Rush Limbaugh fundraised for numerous charities, including Cancer research and for wounded vets? Has Bob ever done anything similar?

Because it seems like the evil right wing talk show host has done more apolitical, real-world good than Blobbert has. But as always that doesn't seem to even enter his conscience, he was a voice on team Red and that's all that mattes to Bob and other Blue Checkmark retards.
Bob and senpais: "Rush Limbaugh dying of cancer was quasi-divine justice/karma!"
So if Bob and his senpais die of cancer, does this mean it was quasi-divine justice/karma?

Gotta LOL at all the lefties that were claiming Rush is in Hell. Most of them don't actually believe in it, lol. (Also that's not how Hell works, when presuming its existence in the first place)
 
Remember that is was in December 2020 that he compared some black activist to Rush and telling the black activist that he didn't know what real racism was.
Black people calling other black people race traitors for disagreeing with them is retarded enough. White people doing that is the sort of thing that makes me want to pour myself a large glass of whisky and get drunk enough to forget Twitter exists.
 
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Oh he knows. Remember that is was in December 2020 that he compared some black activist to Rush and telling the black activist that he didn't know what real racism was. Though if you mean he has the stereotypical leftist view of who and what Rush was and not who he was as a political commentator/person then yeah I agree with you there. Pour one out for our boy either way bois.

oh man that reminds me how butthurt Chrissy Hines was that Rush got the rights to use the first (instrumental) bit of "My City Was Gone" for his show intro.

Imagine Bob whitemansplaining racism to a black person. Height of white privilege, I tell ya. But then again, it's "allowed", because heaven forfend a black stray from the Leftist Plantation.
 
Bob and senpais: "Rush Limbaugh dying of cancer was quasi-divine justice/karma!"
So if Bob and his senpais die of cancer, does this mean it was quasi-divine justice/karma?

Gotta LOL at all the lefties that were claiming Rush is in Hell. Most of them don't actually believe in it, lol. (Also that's not how Hell works, when presuming its existence in the first place)
That can basically summed up with this:
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Black people calling other black people race traitors for disagreeing with them is retarded enough. White people doing that is the sort of thing that makes me want to pour myself a large glass of whisky and get drunk enough to forget Twitter exists.
I wish I could forget Twitter, Tumblr and DeviantArt existed. These sites seem to attract the most fucked up people in the world.
 
Black people calling other black people race traitors for disagreeing with them is retarded enough. White people doing that is the sort of thing that makes me want to pour myself a large glass of whisky and get drunk enough to forget Twitter exists.
White libs histrionically calling blacks that don't agree with them Uncle Toms is an old joke by now, but Bob is basically a caricature of a neoliberal hence why the does that (at first glance it would be also why he is cheering Rush death, but Bob hates anyone that he disagrees regardless of ideology so I am partial to that being just Bob being his hateful self).
 
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