Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Considering how much of Bob's hatred and misanthropy stem from his eternal virginity, how differently might Bobert have turned out if Fatty Patty had thrown him a pity fuck back in high school?

He'd probably be even more smug if you can imagine that.

 

[Mr Snek]

Considering how much of Bob's hatred and misanthropy stem from his eternal virginity, how differently might Bobert have turned out if Fatty Patty had thrown him a pity fuck back in high school?

Might have worked until he called her a mayo ghoul and smugly started talking about Mario lore halfway through the first day. Bobs weight might honestly be the least unattractive thing about him.

 

[Positron]

Chris designs power systems at work, yet he needs Bobby and mom to buy him a generator:

 

[Mr Snek]

Chris designs power systems at work, yet he needs a hand-me-down generator from Bob:
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That generator looks brand new, not hand-me-down. Which means a grown ass man had to ask his mother and basement dwelling brother for a generator when the power went out. Actually, I couldn't imagine Bob going out to get a generator so it sounds like he called his mom up to go out and and get him a generator.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob's too trapped in repeating his robotic talking points to impress his waifus to realize how Rush Limbaugh should be his idol. Limbaugh started off as just a fat shock jock who sometimes said political stuff and yet millions of people wanted to hear his political takes, turning him into a multi-millionaire. Also he had like four wives.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

bob would claim he's a nice guy and then get killed by the GOddess that summons him in between worlds and be forced to live as a eunuch slave in an African-inspired Isekai land.

Personally, I'd prefer the justice to be he reincarnates as Mario with none of Mario's athleticism, has to go through every single level on the original platformer like that (no warping) and at the end the Princess is repulsed by him. Oh, and infinite lives. Of course, that would be more Hell than isekai...

Oh my god!

Those ideas are so good I can’t choose which would be a better punishment for Bob.

The thing I like about the anime, The Twelve Kingdoms is that it takes a girl from the real world, sticks her in a fantasy world, gives her superpowers, and she still fucks up. It takes her a long time to get her act together. Also one of the people who accidentally gets sucked into the fantasy world with her dies, horribly and pointlessly. It's rare that you'll get an Isekai that actually tries to be realistic in how screwed a person from the modern would would be in anything other than a modern world.

That sounds interesting, I wish we got more anime like that. Something used with an unexpected twist.

And I agree with you, people in the modern world would be screwed in another dimension. Well, some might survive but lazy, fat idiots like Bob? I give em a week.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wish I could forget Twitter, Tumblr and DeviantArt existed. These sites seem to attract the most fucked up people in the world.

Don't forget Insta.

I haven't used DeviantArt for years - has it really gotten that bad?

You have to put your pronouns in your bio, so...

White libs histrionically calling blacks that don't agree with them Uncle Toms is an old joke by now, but Bob is basically a caricature of a neoliberal hence why the does that (at first glance it would be also why he is cheering Rush death, but Bob hates anyone that he disagrees regardless of ideology so I am partial to that being just Bob being his hateful self).

Bob's solution to anti-racism is hating everyone equally.

Odin help you if you said that about Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Bob and his ilk.

It's worth noting that I don't remember any conservatives cheering when RBG kicked the bucket.

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I'm tempted to use the CK2 character designer to make Movieblob.
A fat, cynical, lustful, gluttonous, drunkard Naive Appeaser, perhaps?

My urge to A-log is rising exponentially.

What? Is he saying that you have to be a leftist to be good? In short, is he saying that he is a better guy than, say, St Theresa of Calcutta?

This is the problem I have with the Green New Deal.

Its adherents seem to think that passing it will magically solve the lack of affordable housing in cities, give Indians their land back, and produce top-notch universal healthcare from thin air, without explaining how it will do that beyond ”tax the rich”.

Blob says the quiet part out loud, part 38103.

(as an aside, the Sturmabteilung used brown shirts. Mussolini's supporters wore black, as did the BUF.)

What a great feminist ally.

Congratulations, you can use Wikipedia!

Why do we even need openly gay teachers? Teachers shouldn't talk about their personal life with their students in any case.

 

[EnemyStand]

It's worth noting that I don't remember any conservatives cheering when RBG kicked the bucket.

I do, but it was more cheering that the black magic keeping her corpse upright finally failed. After all, the dead should be left to rest in peace.

Oh, and something something conservative SCOTUS.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I do, but it was more cheering that the black magic keeping her corpse upright finally failed. After all, the dead should be left to rest in peace.

Oh, and something something conservative SCOTUS.

True, but I don't remember anything on this level.

 

[Koby_Fish]

True, but I don't remember anything on this level.

and depending on your point of view, RBG's legacy was more profound (or damaging, if you disagree with the policies) than Rush's, whatever side of the fence you sit on. Rush just spouted an opinion. RBG turned her opinions into LAW.

All this is completely lost on Bob, who thinks the siren call of Right Wing Talk Radio will convert any and all who hear it into full MAGA CHUDs, despite it not converting him or his angels.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

True, but I don't remember anything on this level.

Because Conservatives weren't dancing on Ruth's grave. The Progressive Left, however, takes every opportunity to engage in grave-dancing. I remember when Thatcher died, the cry of the Left was "Ding dong, the witch is dead!"

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

Because Conservatives weren't dancing on Ruth's grave. The Progressive Left, however, takes every opportunity to engage in grave-dancing. I remember when Thatcher died, the cry of the Left was "Ding dong, the witch is dead!"

Thatcher legitimately fucked a lot of people with her economic policies, and conversely Rush supported a lot of similar policies in the USA (see him shilling NAFTA and mocking blue-collar workers that were being laid off because of that) and just generally being a GOP shill on top of being a spiteful asshole (he straight up had a segment were he would read the names of gays that died from AIDS and mock them). That said, he knew how to play the boomercon audience and was loved by them for that, and for better or worse was very influential in conservative leaning media.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Thatcher legitimately fucked a lot of people with her economic policies

If you're talking about the mines, I'd disagree with you there. The mines were always going to close because they weren't turning a profit.

Either way, this isn't a thread for discussing Mrs Thatcher's legacy.

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

If you're talking about the mines, I'd disagree with you there. The mines were always going to close because they weren't turning a profit.

I am talking more about her industrial police, which let to the collapse of the UK industrial production and rampant unemployment, but you are correct, that isn't a thread for that.

 

[Foltest]

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What ideologue would Bob dystopia have?

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

What ideologue would Bob dystopia have?

Superiorfuturism, characterized by a totalitarian, visionary leader; brutal, rampant eugenics aimed at the working classes; corporativist economical structure with minimum to none worker rights and widespread exploitation; the usage of a corporate-made, artificial, manichean national mythos to keep the masses in line; and brutal persecution of dissident.

 

[Imposteroak]

Because Conservatives weren't dancing on Ruth's grave. The Progressive Left, however, takes every opportunity to engage in grave-dancing. I remember when Thatcher died, the cry of the Left was "Ding dong, the witch is dead!"

There was a lot of crab rave posted in the happenings thread if I remember correctly...

I think the left has ramped shit up since "fuck civility" became a rallying cry, but both sides absolutely engage in this sort of behavior and it's gross every time.

 

[Nobue]

Despite it not converting him or his angels.

They think we're all NPC idiots

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What ideologue would Bob dystopia have?

Italian fascism, but without the religious bits.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Italian fascism, but without the religious bits.

Do the trains warp pipes run on time?