Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The things Chris would have to sacrifice- expensive hipster beer, entertainment-related luxury items- are things he could jettison that would vastly improve his life.
Man, if Papa Chipman loved booze as much as Chris and Bob do, that explains a lot about how the both of them turned out.

And if Mama Chipman is a continuous booze-hound, that explains even more.
 
I mean that's not right. I literally wrote my final on this. So I'll give you the short version.

My take is the Holocaust is unique for several reasons; including scope and scale and more importantly how it's impossible to mitigate the intent. This wasn't "Let's lock captured rebel colonists in prison ships in Brooklyn, oops, they all died" or "Let's make Indians march across North America, oops they died."
 
Women with guns trigger both brothers; seeing the Bible makes them seethe in hate.
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These are great examples of the phenomenon named by Rich Evans, Non-medy.
 
You think Bob, even with all his bigotry, wants to kill Republicans? I thought they were just going to fade away, like all obsolescents? Please tell me he isn't THAT far gone.
Oh yes, definitely. He'll deflect by saying "I don't want to kill them, I just want them... Gone."
He knows outright calling for ethnically cleansing the rural areas isn't going to get him any favours with the progressives now, but if there ever was the opportunity you bet your ass Bob would be the first in line to shove mayo ghouls into cattle cars, and letting a rancid fart stay in the car before locking it up.
Here's the thing about Bob's potential to commit the worst war crimes if he had the chance: He can't distinguish between fiction and reality, and he doesn't really understand that people are, well, people. To him they are just characters, as real and unreal as those in movies. There's no issue with killing thousands of nameless mooks because they don't matter. The main characters matter, and surely he thinks he is one as well.
He has a very easy time dehumanising his enemies because he quite literally can't consider them human to begin with.
It'd be almost sad if he wasn't such a massive piece of shit.
 
The people who want to nuke the electoral college are the same people who think the tyrannical system of government from the Hunger Games is to be idolized and made into a reality.

A lot of the people leading the way on this is the types who live in California and New York and welcome becoming the new Capital to the rest of the states Districts. And they get off on the thought of turning everywhere else into the new slave plantation while they finally get to openly cosplay as Vivian Leigh, Bette Davis, Clark Gable, Leslie Howard, and other famous actors who played wealthy slave holders in pre-Civil War American movies.
There's a saying in the UK that voting is pointless because you always get what London wants, and it's true. Just look at how almost the entirety of Scotland votes SNP every election yet they never have any significant power because Scotland's entire population is a couple million less than London, alone. It's why I oppose shit like Scottish independence and instead think the best solution would be to annex London from the rest of the UK, give state powers to counties and house the central government somewhere like Manchester where normal people live.

TL;DR For the love of fuck do everything you can to preserve the electoral college; it is a wonderful mechanism I wish more countries would adopt.
A thinner Jim Sterling realizes they've made a horrible mistake, baits a 41, and Bob is there to comfort them. Sam is not that one like btw.
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Despite what Jim Sterling ranted for over a half hour about, no I do not want troons dead. I will, however, highlight and use your mistake as a warning to all others why trooning out is dangerous, harmfull, and is a permanent solution that almost always never solves anything. The other thing I will highlight is Bob's shitty attempts to talk Sam down from the ledge. It reminds me of the old Doge meme.
I'm afraid I can't share your moderate outlook: I'd prefer most troons to die so they no longer pose a threat to the vulnerable young men and women they constantly prey upon.

It's one thing fucking up your own body due to mental illness --that, I can sympathise with-- but when you start sending others down that path to try and validate your own shitty life choices you've crossed the line and deserve to be sunsetted.
So one brother is still seeking vicarious revenge against the childhood bullies who probably don't even remember him, while the other hangs around in empty fields reminiscing about a pee-wee baseball game he quite enjoyed two decades ago.

What a pair of absolute fucking champions; the Chipman bloodline just can't stop winning.
 
Ted Cruz drew Bobby's attention to the Russian Army recruitment ad that we compared with the US counterpart in the SJW thread.
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In other words, Get Properly Evolved and learn that a queer chick with two mums can vaporize a whole battalion of ripped, disciplined men with the push of a button. Also Bobby is insecure in his fragile, performative heterosexuality

1. Bobby ridicules the Russian ad for being homoerotic, when the US "Emma" ad is literally made to tick all the colors of the rainbow
Roosha bad because gay.
US good because gay.
2) I don't know about you, but I'd rather have ripped, possibly gay Ivan be the standard rather than...whatever the fuck California bullshit that thing is. Also, the Greatest Generation was hardly the most educated bunch, but it still managed to win the big one.
The homoerotic angle is really funny because it ironically demonstrates why the Russian army recruiting add is superior.

Lets assume both "Ivan" and "Emma" are queers. Now that their sexuality is out of the way, who would you rather have defending you when the austeres come to do suicide bombings of peace? Who would you expect to better serve as a model to teach soldiers in """developing"""/"""3rd world""" countries to fight? Who would you bet on to win a ground war against the other?

Once you peel away the "Emma good because rainbow", you can see the Ivan is the objectively better model soldier.
 
Bob's reviews look to be getting even shorter as fewer and fewer people watch his stuff. He can't even break 50k now over the months, even with consooming Marvel TV videos.
Him and Jim Sterling are two sides of the same retarded woke coin: Bob pumps out trash nobody watches while stewing in obscurity, Jim still gets good views despite only posting one video a week and constantly sperging about his sub count.

And the chef's kiss to cap it all off: both absolutely hate their miserable lives despite constant claims to the contrary.

ETA: Out of curiosity I decided to look up Bob's SocialBlade and holy fuck the dude hasn't experienced positive channel growth in almost TWO YEARS.
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TL;DR For the love of fuck do everything you can to preserve the electoral college; it is a wonderful mechanism I wish more countries would adopt.
It was a solution to problems between 13 states in the 1700s. We're dealing with a population several hundred times larger.

The so called swing states are majority rural, 90+% white. It seems the left should question why a red state is getting so much attention in their primary process, since racial dogwhistling is proven effective despite having no visual impact on those communities.
 
It was a solution to problems between 13 states in the 1700s. We're dealing with a population several hundred times larger.

The so called swing states are majority rural, 90+% white. It seems the left should question why a red state is getting so much attention in their primary process, since racial dogwhistling is proven effective despite having no visual impact on those communities.
So...fuck them because they're white and right wing?

I don't want to take you out of context but that seems to be what you're suggesting.
 
My take is the Holocaust is unique for several reasons; including scope and scale and more importantly how it's impossible to mitigate the intent. This wasn't "Let's lock captured rebel colonists in prison ships in Brooklyn, oops, they all died" or "Let's make Indians march across North America, oops they died."
Size is a big one, but I think thats just a side effect of that whole power thing I mentioned. It was exactly as big Germany could make it. As for mitigating intent. I think America is more unique in how it can wind up blameless. Not even in like a Jingoist way. Like I realized the more you try to define genocide, the less it applies to what we did to the Native Americans. Fascinating stuff really.

On topic, its amazing how I can have this conversation here. But not with an intellectual like Bob innit
 
I think Bob just hate Jim Caviezel merely because the guy is a devout catholic and seems genuinely happy. Unlike Bob who is misable without his consumer God that is capeshit.
Been reading The Technological Society, he writes a lot about how the decline religion and tradition is related to the industrial revolution and consumerism. I especially thought this one was enlightening.
If a whole people is oriented toward the search for justice or purity, if it obeys in depth the primacy of the spiritual, it does not suffer from the lack of material things, just as we today do not feel the inverse need of the spiritual.
 
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