Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Laughingjoke2]

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It is pretty easy to post on youtube when your production value means a poorly lit fatass in a bad keyed background, waving his arms around and who can't even finish a sentence without having to cut .

I honestly don't know what is the deal with Robert either demonizing or sanctifying Hollywood executives like that, it is really weird how personal he takes this shit.

Not to mention the reason the higher ups at Discovery are slashing stuff right and left at warner is pretty simple, they don't have the money, they never did. Warner Bros was sold from AT&T for scraps because it was a drain in their botton line, and the only one who took it was Discovery, a company that has a fraction of the equity AT&T, meaning asset and income wise it is a much, MUCH smaller operation.

At this point I just don't get what Robert thinks this is, Warner Bros was in shambles before it was sold to Discovery, why is so hell-bent to make it their fault?

Marvel Studios has cancelled Comic-Con a few times because they always want it to be an event and, on those occasions, it was cancelled because they had nothing to show. Their films were already released that year and or their final trailers for films that year were already released. Add to that their upcoming projects were in early stages of filming and didn't have enough material for trailers, so they had nothing and didn't go. But you never saw El Blobbo yelling "Marvel/Disney is in shambles".

 

[Dr J]

This whole Drumpf business has me wondering, if some things wound up in Mar-A-Lago because The Donald was trying to hide them from people who REALLY shouldn't have access to them? Just a thought.

Running theory is the FBI raided his house to steal back the Crossfire Hurricane documents that he declassified and that prove their malfeasance

Yeah, I have just one question actually. How many votes do you think there are in the Senate to remove Thomas after you impeach him for things his white wife did? Remember, a Supreme Court Justice has only ever been impeached once (1804) and he was acquitted despite the party impeaching him having the necessary two-thirds majority in the Senate. You think Joe Manchin is going to vote to remove the only Black man from the Supreme Court for the actions of his white wife? Without him you don't even have a regular majority and that's assuming others like Sinema go along.

Personally, I'd like to ask if you think you have the votes to even impeach in the House but we probably need to start with the easiest questions.

Not that the Democrats care, but impeaching Clarence Thomas not even for something he did but for something his wife supposedly did would set a precedent that Republicans could easily use to get rid of Jumanji Brown-Jackson or whatever her name is and the other two idiots that Obama put on.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Running theory is the FBI raided his house to steal back the Crossfire Hurricane documents that he declassified and that prove their malfeasance

Not that the Democrats care, but impeaching Clarence Thomas not even for something he did but for something his wife supposedly did would set a precedent that Republicans could easily use to get rid of Jumanji Brown-Jackson or whatever her name is and the other two idiots that Obama put on.

When has that ever stopped the left? They always govern like they'll always be in power. They can't seem to fathom the idea their opposition will be in power at some point.

 

[Dr J]

When has that ever stopped the left? They always govern like they'll always be in power. They can't seem to fathom the idea their opposition will be in power at some point.

This is why I said 'Not that they care'

 

[ChampFantana]

When has that ever stopped the left? They always govern like they'll always be in power. They can't seem to fathom the idea their opposition will be in power at some point.

That approach has been their downfall countless times. We all remember Harry Reid and his ending of the filibuster for judicial appointments that backfired so spectacularly.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You, maybe Bob should abandon his YouTube career and be a massive, overweight raft.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/08/30/nebraska-man-guinness-record-floating-pumpkin/7937415001/

 

[Bolo]

The retard lives on the internet and yet doesn't know how memes work. The thing about memes is that it can't be manufactured or forced into being, it is a organic form of humor that you can only get spreading on social media.

Once you get "theater" about it, or involved in any shape or form into main stream means of media, the meme dies at the spot, because while the jokes might not be subersive as they are, the way the memes take form are.

To put in a way so even the retards like Robert can understand, no one wants to be the dullard that repeats the jokes they have seen on movies and shows, the fun is something they have seen on TV or movies and make it into a joke, be something inocuous like that scene in the Invincible show, or put laser eyes on politicians , the point is, to make a joke out of something it wasn't intended to.

If the Biden handlers really wanted to re-create the dark Brandon meme on that bizarre way they lit the whitehouse, then on principle they already failed.

But please, by all means, continue, try as hard as you want to make Dark Brandon even more of thing, you guys gonna do a ironic "Birth of Nation" next with troons? I'm sure that will trend on twitter.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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The retard lives on the internet and yet doesn't know how memes work. The thing about memes is that it can't be manufactured or forced into being, it is a organic form of humor that you can only get spreading on social media.

Once you get "theater" about it, or involved in any shape or form into main stream means of media, the meme dies at the spot, because while the jokes might not be subersive as they are, the way the memes take form are.

To put in a way so even the retards like Robert can understand, no one wants to be the dullard that repeats the jokes they have seen on movies and shows, the fun is something they have seen on TV or movies and make it into a joke, be something inocuous like that scene in the Invincible show, or put laser eyes on politicians , the point is, to make a joke out of something it wasn't intended to.

If the Biden handlers really wanted to re-create the dark Brandon meme on that bizarre way they lit the whitehouse, then on principle they already failed.

But please, by all means, continue, try as hard as you want to make Dark Brandon even more of thing, you guys gonna do a ironic "Birth of Nation" next with troons? I'm sure that will trend on twitter.

I love how Bob implies that "Theater Kids" (what the fuck do Theater Kids have to do with this, anyway, Bob? 'Politics as Theater' has nothing to do with anybody going on stage making a play or whatever) are somehow virtuous by the fact that they BECOME Democrats (even if they don't become 'hard left' I guess). Leaving aside the concept of whether they were ALREADY Democrats ideologically before even going into Theater (either by family indoctrination or school), it's not that simple. Artists tend towards being Left-Wing just on principle, because of a little thing called feelings. You know the old saying, "Anyone under 30 who is a conservative/isn't a leftie has no heart, and anyone over 30 that isn't a conservative/is still a leftie has no brain". People whose entire personalities run off emotion of some kind, tend to naturally gravitate towards the left side of the political spectrum. These are also the people who by nature of this fact, go into Art/Theater/etc. And that's not taking into account the virtue-signalling, holier-than-thou narcissists among them, who feel only for themselves but be left wing so it doesn't look like they're completely irredeemable in the eyes of a Bob.

But NO, Bob, not all who go into "Theater" are left wing or even Democrat (but if they're 'Democrat', are they not also Left Wing? I think Bob's misapplying a logic here - I don't know about very many CONSERVATIVE Democrats in Hollywood and I doubt he does too - or is this Bob shitting on Moderates again?). Where the fuck does he think we got John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Tom Selleck, and a bunch of the closet Republican Hollywood actors that spoke privately to Rush Limbaugh on condition of anonymity because the peer pressure to be a left wing nutcase is extremely high in the case of Hollywood?
Bob definitely runs off an emotion - anger. This is a significant indicator of why he is Democrat/Left Wing. He likes to fancy himself a creative type even if he isn't technically a "Theater Kid" himself. We have no evidence that Bob ever attempted to be in school plays where he had a choice in the matter. He both fits the stereotype of a person ruled entirely by emotion (while calling himself a Thinker , lulz) being a leftie Democrat, and the stereotype of a raging narcissist who wants to be seen as virtuous being a Democrat. And yeah, I know, there's narcissist Republicans too, but their motivations are different.

And this bullshit about denying that the Left can't meme because it's political theater and Theater Kids become Democrats (and despite Bob's qualifier here, they also become Left) makes no fucking sense at all, because while the Left can attempt to generate memes, and crank out something they call a meme, their skills in doing so are obviously lacking. It actually ends up proving the other guy's point, because BOB can't meme, either, nor does he actually understand memes properly. Bob, if your side's "memes" are eye-searing walls of unintelligible text on an image, it's not a fucking meme. Brevity is the soul of wit, and clearly Bob has neither.

Also, Bob, "Political Theater" doesn't mean what you think it means, champ.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Blob is left wing, because he wallows in his own personal inadequacies. He knows that he can't ever achieve what he wants on his own merit, so he stumps for the group that may give him free shit. He's an obese 40-something virgin, who lives in his Mom's basement, with a failed career as a movie critic as his only accomplishment. In all honesty, I'm shocked he's not showing off his hammer and sickle tattoo.

As for entertainment being left-wing. It's an incredibly competitive, "prestige" industry, that requires a ton of just putting yourself out there. It breeds and generates personal inadequacy as a by product. There is a reason that despite Harvey Weintstein being a 400 pound hog of a man, with a necrotic dick, still pulled down more pussy than Blobbo ever will, These women could suck an Oscar out of it, and it shows how hard the competition is, that the need for validation was so strong, these women would debase themselves for it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I don’t want to know what Bob was doing while he was watching this scene.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Blob is left wing, because he wallows in his own personal inadequacies. He knows that he can't ever achieve what he wants on his own merit, so he stumps for the group that may give him free shit. He's an obese 40-something virgin, who lives in his Mom's basement, with a failed career as a movie critic as his only accomplishment. In all honesty, I'm shocked he's not showing off his hammer and sickle tattoo.

As for entertainment being left-wing. It's an incredibly competitive, "prestige" industry, that requires a ton of just putting yourself out there. It breeds and generates personal inadequacy as a by product. There is a reason that despite Harvey Weintstein being a 400 pound hog of a man, with a necrotic dick, still pulled down more pussy than Blobbo ever will, These women could suck an Oscar out of it, and it shows how hard the competition is, that the need for validation was so strong, these women would debase themselves for it.

There's that, too, of course, but that's the narcissistic aspect. Narcissists constantly crave attention and validation because deep down inside, they hate themselves. But of course, Bob will put up the front that he's not a "failed" movie critic, cuz "IT'S MAH JERB" and he's still getting paid to do it.

Someday, some is going to provoke Bob into saying something truly stupid, like, "I don't live in my mom's BASEMENT, friendo! My room is on the SECOND floor!"

I just gotta wrap my head around Bob's insane logic here:
According to bob -

Memes Are Political Theater
Theater Kids exist and become Democrat
Theater Kids Own All Theater (including anything with 'theater' in the name, regardless of if it has anything to do with literal theater)
Therefore the Left CAN meme


That's so ridiculous my brain is still trying to process the galaxy smoothbrained-ness that is Bob's take here. Memes and Acting are two very different and separate things. Bob's being a goddamn AUTIST here, being literal about the term 'political theater'. "Theater Kids" don't own Theater, political or regular. Hell, "Theater Kids" by and large, - and this is the MAJOR flaw in Bob's logic here - DON'T DO THE WRITING. Someone else does. They only act it out. Which means Bob's triply stupid here, because memes are (initially) written.

Political Theater is actually what the plebs call a "Publicity Stunt". These can become meme-ish, but a lot of the times that shit falls flat. It can be done by rank amateurs, or by celebs. Publicity Stunts, for the most part, have nothing to do with "Theater Kids" except insofar as celebrities who are also actors sometimes engage in them. Holy Shit, Bob is autistic, and true to form, eating the crayons as he analyzes the damn blue curtains, again.

Writers span the political spectrum, and while a bunch of them are leftists, not all of them are. But even a writer isn't necessarily going to know how to meme properly. So like, literally nothing about Bob's reply to that guy about "political theater means the Left CAN meme" is either even remotely correct, or even applicable. Because Bob's brain is smoother than a freshly-Zamboni'd ice rink and he's so autistic he takes the term Political Theater way the fuck too literally.

 

[Shart Attack]

I don’t want to know what Bob was doing while he was watching this scene.

He was furiously tweeting, of course.

 

[Rei is shit]

Surprised Robert hasn't opined on the rangz of powah. jk of course he doesn't care

And I have to point out that if theater kids were involved in that Biden thing then they would've done a bastard red.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob's twitter output is concrete evidence that Milhouse will never be a meme.

 

[Bolo]

Surprised Robert hasn't opined on the rangz of powah. jk of course he doesn't care

And I have to point out that if theater kids were involved in that Biden thing then they would've done a bastard red.

He already did, he said that lore doesn't matter, we shouldn't get too attached to whatever Tolkien said, it is all made up bullshit in the end, and if that upsets you, grow up.

As for the actual review of the series, he hasn't dropped it yet, but it ain't hard to see how it will go, he will repeat the diatribe that is all fantasy shit, so nothing matters, but for the show itself, it ain't bad, he will mention some problems in pacing, or having some characters being rushed into the story, or that it wants to be game of Thrones a bit too much, you know, innocuous criticism that doesn't sting, but gives enough of pass so Robert doesn't come across as a boot licker.

Then he will praise the cast, and if you don't like the black Dwarf queen you can suck iut, and blah blah blah, he will like it but not love it, and says he is looking forward for the next episodes.

Then he will give the rating 7-10, a recommend.

The reason Robert will go middle of the road like the bitch he is, is because looks like even if you ignore the drama around the show, Rings of Power seems like a dud, to the point you can't mindless praise it without looking bad, but Robert can't trash it either otherwise he would give points to "the bad guys", and so the "it ain baaddd, but it isn't great either" type of review, AKA, boring shit.

 

[Mola Ram]

He already did, he said that lore doesn't matter, we shouldn't get too attached to whatever Tolkien said, it is all made up bullshit in the end, and if that upsets you, grow up.

As for the actual review of the series, he hasn't dropped it yet, but it ain't hard to see how it will go, he will repeat the diatribe that is all fantasy shit, so nothing matters, but for the show itself, it ain't bad, he will mention some problems in pacing, or having some characters being rushed into the story, or that it wants to be game of Thrones a bit too much, you know, innocuous criticism that doesn't sting, but gives enough of pass so Robert doesn't come across as a boot licker.

Then he will praise the cast, and if you don't like the black Dwarf queen you can suck iut, and blah blah blah, he will like it but not love it, and says he is looking forward for the next episodes.

Then he will give the rating 7-10, a recommend.

The reason Robert will go middle of the road like the bitch he is, is because looks like even if you ignore the drama around the show, Rings of Power seems like a dud, to the point you can't mindless praise it without looking bad, but Robert can't trash it either otherwise he would give points to "the bad guys", and so the "it ain baaddd, but it isn't great either" type of review, AKA, boring shit.

The problem with going so middle of the road -- as I'm sure he will; you're 99% probably right about that -- is that Rings of Power has "pacing problems" the way JFK had "a little bump on the head" on 11/22/63.

 

[NaviSpider]

He already did, he said that lore doesn't matter, we shouldn't get too attached to whatever Tolkien said, it is all made up bullshit in the end, and if that upsets you, grow up.

As for the actual review of the series, he hasn't dropped it yet, but it ain't hard to see how it will go, he will repeat the diatribe that is all fantasy shit, so nothing matters, but for the show itself, it ain't bad, he will mention some problems in pacing, or having some characters being rushed into the story, or that it wants to be game of Thrones a bit too much, you know, innocuous criticism that doesn't sting, but gives enough of pass so Robert doesn't come across as a boot licker.

Then he will praise the cast, and if you don't like the black Dwarf queen you can suck iut, and blah blah blah, he will like it but not love it, and says he is looking forward for the next episodes.

Then he will give the rating 7-10, a recommend.

The reason Robert will go middle of the road like the bitch he is, is because looks like even if you ignore the drama around the show, Rings of Power seems like a dud, to the point you can't mindless praise it without looking bad, but Robert can't trash it either otherwise he would give points to "the bad guys", and so the "it ain baaddd, but it isn't great either" type of review, AKA, boring shit.

Throw in a few "This is what got you babies so mad?" and passing it off as inoffensive. With some implications that he knows Tolkien lore very well ackshually (without actually going into any detail) and you're right on the money.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The problem with going so middle of the road -- as I'm sure he will; you're 99% probably right about that -- is that Rings of Power has "pacing problems" the way JFK had "a little bump on the head" on 11/22/63.

Typical Kennedy always getting his head blown while in the backseat of a car.

Being a Mass Boy I hope Kennedy Jokes bother you Blobby.

 

[blablabla]

Rotting from the inside out, huh Bob?
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fucker always has looked like a fucking mongo

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I don’t want to know what Bob was doing while he was watching this scene.

Not going to lie. I thought that it was Shrek twerking. The CGI is that bad.