Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And to his point about Halloween: do you want to make me MATI, you Masshole? How would having Laurie Strode under the mask in 4 & 5 be a good ending? You're taking a babysitter character who risked her life to save little Lindsay and Tommy and then turning around and having her try to MURDER HER OWN DAUGHTER WHILE DRESSED AS HER OWN WOULD BE MURDERER?! Seriously?
This is key to understanding Bob. Laurie Strode (along with Dr. Loomis) is the heroic protagonist of the series. So why make her the killer? Well, because it would subvert expectations, it would make fans of the first movie angry. It wouldn't make any sense, but Bob would handwave that with "Insanity runs in her family," or something. It would be incredibly unpopular and would just get thrown on the pile of bad movie sequels that people try to forget about. But Bob would be happy, and would be especially be happy that it made the fans of the original angry.
 
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It warms my heart that these two lovebirds have found some common ground.
You know with absolute certainty that if it was any Republican in that photo instead of Biden, Moviebob and every other lefty on Twitter would be shrieking about Hitler, the Hunger Games, Voldemort, or 1984. When it's the cocksucker who wrote the goddamn PATRIOT Act, though, they think anyone who's disturbed by the imagery is just jealous because he "looks cool."

Also if your gripe about Disturbed is that they're "problematic" and not that they're a "metal" band with less edge than Babymetal, there's no helping you.

Bobby thinks everyone is coombrained like him
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If you just say you "just don't like" She-Hulk, Disney ball washers like Moviebob will crawl out of the woodwork to defend their lady's honor, to pathologize you and tell you exactly which -ism or -phobia is the REAL reason you don't like it. They'll ask what's wrong with straight men these days that they can't just blindly consume CGI green tits. They'll say the reason you don't want to see a superhero shaking her CGI ass like a ghetto stripper is racism. They'll call you a bitter incel who's just mad everyone else finds comics cool now.

I can't fathom being so devoted to a soulless corporation's soulless mass-produced garbage that I couldn't accept some assholes I don't even know giving it a 5 out of 10. If I ever got to that point, I'd commit not-alive.
 
If you just say you "just don't like" She-Hulk, Disney ball washers like Moviebob will crawl out of the woodwork to defend their lady's honor, to pathologize you and tell you exactly which -ism or -phobia is the REAL reason you don't like it. They'll ask what's wrong with straight men these days that they can't just blindly consume CGI green tits. They'll say the reason you don't want to see a superhero shaking her CGI ass like a ghetto stripper is racism. They'll call you a bitter incel who's just mad everyone else finds comics cool now.

I can't fathom being so devoted to a soulless corporation's soulless mass-produced garbage that I couldn't accept some assholes I don't even know giving it a 5 out of 10. If I ever got to that point, I'd commit not-alive.
Common misconception but Bob thinks actual comics are for women hating incels and he groups them in with "People Who Don't Matter". He only acknowledges them in a positive light when he's searching wikis so he can pretend to know things or making MCU theories. Hollywood adaptations, through almost exclusively Marvel Studios, are the only thing of value to him.
 
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If you just say you "just don't like" She-Hulk, Disney ball washers like Moviebob will crawl out of the woodwork to defend their lady's honor, to pathologize you and tell you exactly which -ism or -phobia is the REAL reason you don't like it. They'll ask what's wrong with straight men these days that they can't just blindly consume CGI green tits. They'll say the reason you don't want to see a superhero shaking her CGI ass like a ghetto stripper is racism. They'll call you a bitter incel who's just mad everyone else finds comics cool now.

I can't fathom being so devoted to a soulless corporation's soulless mass-produced garbage that I couldn't accept some assholes I don't even know giving it a 5 out of 10. If I ever got to that point, I'd commit not-alive.

I stopped watching that Disney+ shit after Falcon and Winter Solder.

Talk about dealing in subject matter that's too complex for Disney to ever pull off. The big payoff is Falcon telling a senator that he needs to "do better". That's because the writers have no idea of a solution to the issue in that show.

It's okay to outgrow things. It's especially okay when the thing has clearly changed and isn't really intended for you anymore, and that's the MCU all over. It's not storytelling for smart, critical people.
 
Bob Chipman talking about human decency? Am I in heaven?

"If anyone does attack you, it will not be my doing; whoever attacks you will surrender to you...no weapon forged against you will prevail."-- Isaiah 54:15;17
 
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This is key to understanding Bob. Laurie Strode (along with Dr. Loomis) is the heroic protagonist of the series. So why make her the killer? Well, because it would subvert expectations, it would make fans of the first movie angry. It wouldn't make any sense, but Bob would handwave that with "Insanity runs in her family," or something. It would be incredibly unpopular and would just get thrown on the pile of bad movie sequels that people try to forget about. But Bob would be happy, and would be especially be happy that it made the fans of the original angry.
Subverting expectations must have been pushed hard in Bob's (mis)education. Either that, or like the crayon-eating, blue curtain analyzing sped he is, he discovered it while watching movies, thought it was the greatest shit ever because dopamine hits to his lizard brain, and it continues on from there. Pissing off effigies and strawmen of the bullies that allegedly plagued him in high school fans is just the icing on the cake for him.

I think the other half of the problem is that Bob, like fellow Masshole Andrew Dobson, is a contrarian at heart. It fits with his problems in general, such as with authority. Every day for Bob is Opposite Day.
"Decency"? The fuck is Bob talking about? Hell, the fuck iS Matthew Prince talking about? What fucking imminent threat? To whom? Mean words on the internet threaten to 41% someone? I briefly glossed over some twatterite moaning about how some alleged farms members were virtually "chasing [someone] all over Europe" as if 'farmers were actually getting off their chairs in front of their computers and literally running after a troon to minecraft them. And if someone was making actual serious, tangible, credible "I'm standing right outside troon's door with an Uzi" threats, who the fuck was it and did they get b&t for it?

Dear Bob: laughing at lolcows, be they you or some troon, is not a crime. LOLs do not kill people. The 41% become An Hero. Threatening to 41% yourself is manipulative, toxic behavior, REGARDLESS of the circumstances. (and if just SEEING the term "joined the 41%" makes them want to Become An Hero, they've got bigger problems than some autistic speds laughing at them on a bootleg forum)
we are still alive retardo, fuck off
indeed, Bob can go fuck himself over this. He has not won. Although it remains to be seen whether he finds out that in the end, he did not triumph. So can the rest of that crowd.
I’ve seen fucking fast food burgers that look nicer than that “filet mignon”. More like filet minging.

What a cunt.
My guess is some dive bar/discount dave-and-busters' had a special on Filet Mignon cuz they maybe somehow managed to get some relatively cheap to pull in customers but the cooks are trash and have no clue how to cook that shit properly - hell, they probably suck at cooking steak in general, but Bobbo here has a palate, as Gordon Ramsay would say, "Like a cow's backside". So Bob got it cuz 1) oooh, special on fancy steak and 2) bragging rights.

I can't remember if Bob ragged on Drumpf for having well-done steak and then putting KETCHUP on it (I admit I'm biased as I HATE ketchup, but I haven't used BBQ sauce on steak since I learned how to cook that shit PROPERLY - BBQ sauce is primarily to kill any blandness or shitty flavor of overcooked improperly-seasoned steak), but if he did, he's a complete fucking hypocrite (but we knew this anyway).
Bob Chipman talking about human decency? Am I in heaven?

"If anyone does attack you, it will not be my doing; whoever attacks you will surrender to you...no weapon forged against you will prevail."-- Isaiah 54:15;17
Bob misuses words constantly. His idea of "decency" is killing "Freeze Peach" if it threatens to 41% his precious angels. And yeah, perfect passage there. Bob can sit and spin, cope, seethe, but not dialate.
When I first saw that picture, I actually thought he had made another attempt at Mountain Dew-marinated Chicken.
Mountain Dew chicken steak would probably look better than that.
 
I like original Terminator too, though I'd say 2 is my fav. There's a soft spot in my heart for Terminator Salvation because it at least tried to do something new, and I had a lot of fun seeing it with all my friends from back in the day. Not saying it was great, but I'd rather watch it than Genesis, Dark Fate, etc.
Here I was thinking I might be a heretic for thinking The Terminator is much better than T-2, but Bob has laid those worries to rest. Knowing him, though, it's not hard to understand why he hates it.
I mean if we're 100% honest - T2 broke the franchise right away, it just managed to win over the audience with it by being so damn awesome. It's fun, but it does screw up everything the first movie sets up.

After that T:Salvation is the best sequel they ever did. It was flawed too but everything else about it was in the right direction and where they franchise needed to go rather than keep doing remixes of the original.

Geez Bob you are such a poser.

For those who don't get DC - "Skis" are a reference to "black racer" a new god that was a Kirby creation after he couldn't redo anything too similar to the silver surfer. The picture shown is of the death flash - the super speedster reaper.

I could almost credit Bob will pulling off a stealth pun, but the entire joke would be at his expense with the punchline "i'm a dummy!" so I know that's not the intent.
TL;DR; There is objective quality, but there's no objective 'merit', which is what these faggots mean.
Quite. And by that one might specify that there's no objective measurement for quality in this manner. For example, if we were to compare the answers of '5' and '1,000' to the question of '2 + 2' there is a clear and objective measurement for which answers are closer to correct. We can tell that a master painter's work is a higher quality than a 5 year old. But there's no inarguable way to measure how much one work is "better" than another. A friend of mine likes to use food as an analogy: "Salad may objectively be better in nutrition for you, but that doesn't mean you'll like the taste. Likewise you can love cookies, but your love will never change their nutritional value."

For further reading on this, I really do recommend CS Lewis' The Abolition of Man. Agree or disagree with him, it does lay out the arguments. And given its age, is amazingly prophetic for the current troon madness we live it of feelings overriding truth.

This conception in all its forms, Platonic, AristoteUan, Stoic, Christian, and Oriental alike, I shall henceforth refer to for brevity simply as 'the Tao'. Some of the accounts of it which I have quoted will seem, perhaps, to many of you merely quaint or even magical. But what is common to them all is something we cannot neglect. It is the doctrine of objective value, the behalf that certain attitudes are really true, and others really false, to the kind of thing the universe is and the kind of things we are. Those who know the Tao can hold that to call children delightful or old men venerable is not simply to record a psychological fact about our own parental or filial emotions at the moment, but to recognize a quality which demands a certain response from us whether we make it or not. I myself do not enjoy the society of small children: because I speak from within the Tao I recognize this as a defect in myself — just as a man may have to recognize that he is tone deaf or colour blind. And because our approvals and disapprovals are thus recognitions of objective value or responses to an objective order, therefore emotional states can be in harmony with reason (when we feel liking for what ought to be approved) or out of harmony with reason (when we perceive that liking is due but cannot feel it). No emotion is, in itself, a judgement; in that sense all emotions and sentiments are logical. But they can be reasonable or unreasonable as they conform to Reason or fail to conform. The heart never takes the place of the head: but it can, and should, obey it.​
Over against this stands the world of The Green Book. In it the very possibility of a sentiment being reasonable — or even unreasonable — has been excluded from the outset. It can be reasonable or unreasonable only if it conforms or fails to conform to something else. To say that the cataract is sublime means saying that our emotion of humility is appropriate or ordinate to the reality, and thus to speak of something else besides the emotion; just as to say that a shoe fits is to speak not only of shoes but of feet. But this reference to something beyond the emotion is what Gaius and Titius exclude from every sentence containing a predicate of value. Such statements, for them, refer solely to the emotion. Now the emotion, thus considered by itself, cannot be either in agreement or disagreement with Reason. It is irrational not as a paralogism is irrational, but as a physical event is irrational: it does not rise even to the dignity of error. On this view, the world of facts, without one trace of value, and the world of feelings, without one trace of truth or falsehood, justice or injustice, confront one another, and no rapprochement is possible.​
 
I didn't even recognize that as a steak at first. I honestly thought it was a grilled fruit of some sort. It doesn't even look like a steak at all. It doesn't resemble anything meat based even. It just goes to shhow hat just because you stuff your face far more than the average person, it doesn't mean you know shit about food.

And to his point about Halloween: do you want to make me MATI, you Masshole? How would having Laurie Strode under the mask in 4 & 5 be a good ending? You're taking a babysitter character who risked her life to save little Lindsay and Tommy and then turning around and having her try to MURDER HER OWN DAUGHTER WHILE DRESSED AS HER OWN WOULD BE MURDERER?! Seriously?

I know you love The Last Jedi, Bob, but you really want to take Rian Johnson's character assassination of Luke Skywalker trying to murder his nephew and force it onto Laurie Strode, too? (I don't believe you've had this belief about what should have happened with Laurie since the 90's, you lying shit) It makes no goddamned sense in any context. Sure, the brother-sister connection between Laurie and Michael was bad (thank God the new films ditched that) and the Thorn Curse was awful, but those look like strokes of genius compared to Michael traumatizing Laurie to the point where she decides to kill her own daughter. In short: stop defaming our heroes. Let them keep their goodness at a bare goddamned minimum.

Funny thing: Rob Zombie tried to do that. His original Idea for his Halloween 2 was that Laurie would be the killer, and in the end it would be revealed that she was just imagining Michael doing it, or something. The studio wouldn't let him do it, though.
 
As I've said before, the reason Bob's favorite insult is to tell people they don't matter, is because he's the one with the great fear of not mattering.

That's why that idea seems to always be on his mind.
It's beyond Bob's power to dictate who does or does not matter, but attempting to do so by proclaiming by fiat that "You/these 'things'/they don't matter" gives him the comfort of affirming his place as Someone Who Matters. But this Mattering doesn't hinge on the things Bob has accomplished. Nay, this is purely because of what Bob thinks believes. This is why the accomplishments of the Red State Wasteland MayonnaiseGhoulen don't make them matter in Bob's eyes - for their thoughts beliefs are "Wrong". His faith in progressive technocracy is what will carry him forward with the mario-shka brain in the Ghost In The Shell Standalone Complex cyborg body, playing Bing Bing Wahoo forever while conversing with allegedly intelligent robots on a rocket to Mars. Bob's future isn't earned by actions, it's earned by his thoughts. He Matters because he's on the Right Side Of History, standing against the filthy wasteland MAGAnaiseGhoulen Untermenschen shoulder-to-shoulder with the PeeOhCees, Speds, Troons, and bundles of sticks, etc.
 
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Now, now, people, Bob's slow, he'll figure out next week we're still up.
Maybe a little longer, depending on if Null bothers to get the main site up.
If Bob wasnt a self important asshole, we would have no content for this thread.

Self awareness is the only thing that will kill people laughing at you online, Robert.
Not so much self-awareness as it is self-acceptance. He's aware that he's a fat douchebag who's not as smart as he thinks he is, but that just means everyone else is even more evil and stupid. Once he finally accepts who he is as a person and that he's nowhere near as special as he thinks he is, he won't be posting anything we can laugh at. Because he'll be too busy crying in the corner knowing he'll never achieve any of his dreams because he's too much of a dumb, lazy, shit heel to ever get anything done.
 
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