Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
The only movies in his Top 10 list that he's actually reviewed are.... *drumroll*...

Kubo and the Two Strings -- a cartoon.
Captain America -- a comic book movie, a Marvel comic book movie.

That's all folks!
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Well on the cartoon aspects, I know this is :autism: territory, but I feel it is that attitude is why they don't try anything daring in America. I wish we could get an Akira level of animated movie in America, but that will probably never happen. Speaking of that, has Bob ever reviewed perhaps one of the most iconic Anime movies of all time?
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Well on the cartoon aspects, I know this is :autism: territory, but I feel it is that attitude is why they don't try anything daring in America. I wish we could get an Akira level of animated movie in America, but that will probably never happen. Speaking of that, has Bob ever reviewed perhaps one of the most iconic Anime movies of all time?
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I think he once made a video advocating turning Akira into Black Lives Matter the movie. Yeah.
 
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PurpleDude said:
I think he once made a video advocating turning Akira into Black Lives Matter the movie. Yeah.
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God that would be a terrible movie. Really with that one post truly shows how truly Post-Modernism has rotted Bob's brain as it has eroded any sense of nuance from him. It is rather bizarre that he takes the near murderous aspects of Fascism and blends it with the worst aspects of Marxism. I guess anything to create an in-group/out-group scenario in his mind.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
God that would be a terrible movie.
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That was part of his "Bob Fixes the Movies" mini-series. Among other things he lambasted the creation of a Call of Duty movie, aiming for a serious war movie ala Hardcore Henry. First person enlistment, downtime, bootcamp, etc. And he honestly thought that could be a means of creating a franchise. Otherwise his pitch for American Akira was BLM Akira or Michael or Richard or something.

 
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SoberBlitz said:
That was part of his "Bob Fixes the Movies" mini-series. Among other things he lambasted the creation of a Call of Duty movie, aiming for a serious war movie ala Hardcore Henry. First person enlistment, downtime, bootcamp, etc. And he honestly thought that could be a means of creating a franchise. Otherwise his pitch for American Akira was BLM Akira or Michael or Richard or something.

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Remember how he wanted to fix Terminator?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
It sounds like he supports stalking someone irl for shitposting. Seriously, she posts photos of the dude who did it in the thread:
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Off topic but I looked up her tweets and she calls the guy who sent her a pepe (a regular pepe, not even one of the spicy ones) a terrorist.

But Bob would probably suggest the guy needs to be sent to the camps.
 
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Agent of Z.O.G. said:
Off topic but I looked up her tweets and she calls the guy who sent her a pepe (a regular pepe, not even one of the spicy ones) a terrorist.
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If I called some shitposting rando a terrorist at an airport, I'd be bound to get more attention from authorities than just the SJW side of Twitter. Can you just imagine the shitshow that would start if she started yelling him about it:

Headline: "Woman shuts down airport and gets arrested over Pepe"
Bob: Attagirl. She dindu nuffin.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
He also suggested renaming all the characters to be more palatable to Americans, like saying Akira should be renamed Richard or something.

Which actually makes Bob guilty of suggesting whitewashing.
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His rationale for doing it was "A mainstream audience doesn't know what Akira is." Beyond the fact that Akira's a pretty common reference point in terms of classic anime, he basically wants to make a, let's just say $150 million dollar cyberpunk movie called "Tom".

Granted, it's not as terrible and reinforcing of his disregard towards flyover country and story structure as his Terminator and Escape From New York ideas are, but it's still pretty bad.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Granted, it's not as terrible and unintentionally revealing into his disregard towards flyover country and story structure as his Terminator and Escape From New York ideas are, but it's still pretty bad.
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Were either of those "unintentionally revealing"? He's never been shy about expressing his hatred towards people who don't want robots taking their jobs.
 
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I'd be curious to see what'd happen when someone used his own medicine by calling him regressive and worthless trash that needs to be disposed of for the superior future to happen, but I'd know he'd simply bitch out and block you after a limpdicked retort.

Though it would be funny given he has no worth and is only looking back to what was anyway.
 
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