Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

A new CBS show got him to ramble about the Suepeeriah fyoocha:

Along with retweeting some dude's shitposting about Gamergate and YouTubers. Way to engender respect among your peers:

 

[BubbleButt]

That's some autistic Twitter sperging right there.

 

[TheImportantFart]

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Hi, I'm a Kiwi Farms Thingy. You're not funny and you're a fucking idiot.
That goes double for the diabetic blob who retweeted you.

 

[Mola Ram]

His reasoning for why "the sharpest minds of the last two generations" went into the private sector instead of government work proves fairly conclusively that Bob just invents his own reality to criticize.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I know it has been asked but is Bob aware of his Kiwi Farms thread that is 550+ and growing?

 

[AnOminous]

IIRC, he was in a season of that show Ray Donovan on Showtime, complete with other actors that get him assmad like Jon Voight and Susan Sarandon, and the former's even a main character and won a Golden Globe because of it. Thank you Showtime for making a show that feels like it's created just to trigger Bob.

Jon Voight also supported Trump, and his own daughter Angelina Jolie is completely triggered by him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

His reasoning for why "the sharpest minds of the last two generations" went into the private sector instead of government work proves fairly conclusively that Bob just invents his own reality to criticize.

I'll say this to him like I've said to other people who romanticize countries like China or Israel: "If you're so obsessed, why don't you live there?" That almost always shuts them up.

I know it has been asked but is Bob aware of his Kiwi Farms thread that is 550+ and growing?

He kinda sorta ackowledged us in this tweet:

 

[Mola Ram]

Pol Pot, please. Pol Pot was a history professor. Bob couldn't get tenure at the McDonald's College of Hamburger Knowledge.

 

[Keystone]

A new CBS show got him to ramble about the Suepeeriah fyoocha:
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May our grandchildren forgive us

Implying Blob Chipman is going to procreate

 

[Kyria the Great]

I'll say this to him like I've said to other people who romanticize countries like China or Israel: "If you're so obsessed, why don't you live there?" That almost always shuts them up.

He kinda sorta ackowledged us in this tweet:
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Well now we get to play the game where us Kiwis try and match Bob with the right dictator in history. Also people make sure to give your proper explanations why you think Bob is most like that dictator so we have context into the rationale.

 

[Keystone]

Well he fits some of the most well known ones with his background:

-Not much, if any, luck with the opposite sex. Sure Hitler probably banged his cousin and Eva Braun, but both ended up dead; Eva's journals make their relationship sound like DSP + PandaLee's relationship. That Mario picture of Bob says everything in this regard, and we all know he was another fat goony beard who wanted to be with Anita. A fat man living in a basement with an actual obsession with Mario isn't exactly a pussy smasher.

-Less than ideal home life; Hitler had an abusive dad, and Stalin IIRC was dirt poor with a mom that tried forcing him into the priesthood before he turned bank robber/murderer. Bob is different in that he was very likely the one at fault for home discontent, what with hiding away from the family to play video games, and ignoring his aunt's funeral for an AC. A stunt like that would put just about anyone on the familial shit list

-General failure or disappointing results in the endeavors they undertake that lead to destitution or squalid life conditions; Hitler was a failed painter that lived in a homeless shelter in Vienna, Stalin was a criminal moving from place to place. Contrast this with Bob failing to break out into big time popularity and instead just being another angry bitter man on the internet who lives in an actual basement. He's going nowhere in both the literal and metaphorical sense, just wasting what little life he has rambling about Lunar wheat and how "Subhuman" middle Americans need "re-education" to fix it.

I don't think I need to draw comparisons over his straight up genocidal and fascist opinions, since those have been documented ten times over by now.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

A new CBS show got him to ramble about the Suepeeriah fyoocha:
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You guys who were theorizing Bob as some above average intellect tamped down by the stupidity of public schooling owe the IQ bell curve an apology.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Well he fits some of the most well known ones with his background:

-Not much, if any, luck with the opposite sex. Sure Hitler probably banged his cousin and Eva Braun, but both ended up dead; Eva's journals make their relationship sound like DSP + PandaLee's relationship. That Mario picture of Bob says everything in this regard, and we all know he was another fat goony beard who wanted to be with Anita. A fat man living in a basement with an actual obsession with Mario isn't exactly a pussy smasher.

-Less than ideal home life; Hitler had an abusive dad, and Stalin IIRC was dirt poor with a mom that tried forcing him into the priesthood before he turned bank robber/murderer. Bob is different in that he was very likely the one at fault for home discontent, what with hiding away from the family to play video games, and ignoring his aunt's funeral for an AC. A stunt like that would put just about anyone on the familial shit list

-General failure or disappointing results in the endeavors they undertake that lead to destitution or squalid life conditions; Hitler was a failed painter that lived in a homeless shelter in Vienna, Stalin was a criminal moving from place to place. Contrast this with Bob failing to break out into big time popularity and instead just being another angry bitter man on the internet who lives in an actual basement. He's going nowhere in both the literal and metaphorical sense, just wasting what little life he has rambling about Lunar wheat and how "Subhuman" middle Americans need "re-education" to fix it.

I don't think I need to draw comparisons over his straight up genocidal and fascist opinions, since those have been documented ten times over by now.

Show of hands, will anybody be surprised when the FBI starts digging up his Mom's basement looking for missing hookers?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Well he fits some of the most well known ones with his background:

-Not much, if any, luck with the opposite sex. Sure Hitler probably banged his cousin and Eva Braun, but both ended up dead; Eva's journals make their relationship sound like DSP + PandaLee's relationship. That Mario picture of Bob says everything in this regard, and we all know he was another fat goony beard who wanted to be with Anita. A fat man living in a basement with an actual obsession with Mario isn't exactly a pussy smasher.

-Less than ideal home life; Hitler had an abusive dad, and Stalin IIRC was dirt poor with a mom that tried forcing him into the priesthood before he turned bank robber/murderer. Bob is different in that he was very likely the one at fault for home discontent, what with hiding away from the family to play video games, and ignoring his aunt's funeral for an AC. A stunt like that would put just about anyone on the familial shit list

-General failure or disappointing results in the endeavors they undertake that lead to destitution or squalid life conditions; Hitler was a failed painter that lived in a homeless shelter in Vienna, Stalin was a criminal moving from place to place. Contrast this with Bob failing to break out into big time popularity and instead just being another angry bitter man on the internet who lives in an actual basement. He's going nowhere in both the literal and metaphorical sense, just wasting what little life he has rambling about Lunar wheat and how "Subhuman" middle Americans need "re-education" to fix it.

I don't think I need to draw comparisons over his straight up genocidal and fascist opinions, since those have been documented ten times over by now.

It was his grandma's funeral I believe and if you bring that up to him it seems to really bother him like there is almost some regret in his voice, but we will never know

 

[nanny911]

Well he fits some of the most well known ones with his background:

-Not much, if any, luck with the opposite sex. Sure Hitler probably banged his cousin and Eva Braun, but both ended up dead; Eva's journals make their relationship sound like DSP + PandaLee's relationship. That Mario picture of Bob says everything in this regard, and we all know he was another fat goony beard who wanted to be with Anita. A fat man living in a basement with an actual obsession with Mario isn't exactly a pussy smasher.

-Less than ideal home life; Hitler had an abusive dad, and Stalin IIRC was dirt poor with a mom that tried forcing him into the priesthood before he turned bank robber/murderer. Bob is different in that he was very likely the one at fault for home discontent, what with hiding away from the family to play video games, and ignoring his aunt's funeral for an AC. A stunt like that would put just about anyone on the familial shit list

-General failure or disappointing results in the endeavors they undertake that lead to destitution or squalid life conditions; Hitler was a failed painter that lived in a homeless shelter in Vienna, Stalin was a criminal moving from place to place. Contrast this with Bob failing to break out into big time popularity and instead just being another angry bitter man on the internet who lives in an actual basement. He's going nowhere in both the literal and metaphorical sense, just wasting what little life he has rambling about Lunar wheat and how "Subhuman" middle Americans need "re-education" to fix it.

I don't think I need to draw comparisons over his straight up genocidal and fascist opinions, since those have been documented ten times over by now.

All three of them envisioned a one world government.

 

[Lorento]

The reason all the 'sharp minds' went into the government in China is rather simple, the government in China is overreaching as hell and the only way to advance economically or socially is to be a member of the local communist party.

Bob is actually suggesting that the US should be more like the PRC, and that's awesomely insane.

 

[Lensherr]

Show of hands, will anybody be surprised when the FBI starts digging up his Mom's basement looking for missing hookers?

Oh please, Bob doesn't have even a tenth of the intellect and charm to pull off the Mr. Plinkett persona.

EDIT: New review

TL;DW he gives it 3.5 out of 4 stars.

 

[nad7155]

Show of hands, will anybody be surprised when the FBI starts digging up his Mom's basement looking for missing hookers?

Yes.

He is too stupid to be a decent serial killer.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well now we get to play the game where us Kiwis try and match Bob with the right dictator in history. Also people make sure to give your proper explanations why you think Bob is most like that dictator so we have context into the rationale.

See now, the difference between a dictator and Chipman- dictators actually accomplished something.

Bob can't even accomplish a coherent twitter ramble, much less his goal to a "Superiah Fehuchoor!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

It was his grandma's funeral I believe and if you bring that up to him it seems to really bother him like there is almost some regret in his voice, but we will never know

He gets really salty when you bring it up, and all his attempts at setting the record straight still make him look shitty regardless of what happened. (According to him, he left the wake early to put in an AC for his parents. I'm assuming his parents were also at the wake, and consequently, it could've waited until they all got home instead of leaving his family in a time of need.)

Come on Bob, I thought you thought that physical strength would be irrelevant:

Oh please, Bob doesn't have even a tenth of the intellect and charm to pull off the Mr. Plinkett persona.

EDIT: New review

TL;DW he gives it 3.5 out of 4 stars.

"...And winds up delivering one of the most satisfying trilogy conclusions I can think of in the modern era in the form of a genuine work of art that will almost certainly go down as one of the best films of the entire summer."

Still gives it a 3.5 out of 4. If only it was a Marvel movie, then it'd get a perfect score.

BONUS: I've had this on my desktop for a couple of days: