Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I didn't know Bob had moved out of the Revere basement.

Anyway his voter registration now lists him as living in Lynn, MA. It was previously listed as Revere.

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All mortgage documents for 12 Southside is in the name of Patricia Chipman. Who I can now confirm is Bob's mom after reading her husband Pete's, obituary,

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So it looks like Bob might have moved back in with his mom.
Does this mean that the 334 people who voted for "Moving in with his brother" were the closest to being right?

When do we get a new poll?
 
Ah yes, another thing that Chris won't go to because either he or his hypochondriac wife will cry about the coof.

Oh and it's nice to see what the actual fuck Bob made with his "film degree". It looks pretty goddamn bad even for a first time amateur, but I'll give him that at least he tried to make a movie of his own.
 
OK, so, legit bob's not lying about a "beach" (river beach, anyway) being down the road from his mom's basement.

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although, I'd be hard-pressed to see evidence of a basement from this:
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What even IS this :lunacy: in the front room?!:
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Also note the same (kind of) shitty candelabra in both front windows.
 
It's not just SJW hacks with no talent and no original ideas, though that's part of it. Another part is covered in ShortFatOtaku's video about Netflix adaptations.
Another has to do with the all or nothing approach to profits.
Ah yes, the video made by a Trump simping faggot who also said how "If yer not playing Vampire RPG as supah edgy and dark, den yer pwaying it wrong". That sure is a guy who isn't talking out of his ass, oh wait he's seriously pushing the "dem SJW' destroyin' muh kultur!". Hey..Hey buddy, want an actual example? How about when Lucas decided to fuck up Star Wars with his OH SO BRILLIANT edits, hm? This wasn't done by mean ol'Disney, this was George himself. The fact you can no longer get the OG-un fucked-versions anymore unless you have old VHS tapes or somehow find the fan cut stuff, what about when Spielberg fucked up E.T. by removing guns? That's the only cut you have now. THAT's "destroyin' muh kultur", but we don't see people bitch about that (aside from Star Wars fans ofcourse), but noooo..The Cowboy Bebop Netflix thing? Fuck off, gimme a call when Netflix bans the anime itself or makes it impossible to get the anime anywhere else, then we'll talk.
 
So what's all the noise about Mario and Chris pratt? From what I recall mario is Italian American (aka American but with delusions) and is a fictional character made by Japanese people who spends all his time in narnia?
 
So what's all the noise about Mario and Chris pratt? From what I recall mario is Italian American (aka American but with delusions) and is a fictional character made by Japanese people who spends all his time in narnia?
Mostly people are pissy on Chris Pratt is because the guy is Christian and the church he's part off is like neutral on their stance about abortion/homosexuality/trans stuff. But, fo twitterflakes it still screams "OPPRESSION!!!"
 
Mostly people are pissy on Chris Pratt is because the guy is Christian and the church he's part off is like neutral on their stance about abortion/homosexuality/trans stuff. But, fo twitterflakes it still screams "OPPRESSION!!!"

Why would anyone give a shit that? Bobs a massive fedora tipper.

Edit I can get people getting upset for no homo attitudes but if they're staying out of it who gives a fuck?
 
Why would anyone give a shit that? Bobs a massive fedora tipper.

Edit I can get people getting upset for no homo attitudes but if they're staying out of it who gives a fuck?
I mean, let's be real these are the same people who lost their shit when you had people not wishing to vote or voted 3rd party during the HillarvsTrump thing. To them, being neutral is pretty much the same as taking part in murder, hate/war crime.
 
Susan Arendt, a female "colleague" that Bobby wants to get cozy with, posts an old picture of a gathering.
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Yup. "Babies" is the right word.

Bobby thinks that people have no obligation to watch their weights simply because there isn't an obesity vaccine:
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Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, softens her stance on homosexuality, although at this moment she is still pro-life and anti-gun control. (Archive of APNews article)
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For Bobby himself, being able to change his mind is a sign of personal growth, but for a Republican, changing her mind means she must be lying.

It transpired that Pompeo has been plotting the death of Julian Assange (Archive of Yahoo news article; very long)
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So let me ask: how many Believers has Bobby stopped?

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Muslims are by definition Thinkers, for instance.


At long last Bobby finds some sympathetic ears among Marxists. Bobby's derision of their oblivion to ID-pol didn't get him kicked out at once this time, because it so happens that this gang externalizes neo-Nazism and white supremacy to the petit bourgie, so that the proletariats remains blameless.
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If Bobby can defy his Manifest Destiny and receive salvation from the Original Sin of being WASP, so can you!
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Bobby defends your friendly neighborhood Jew:
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An autie says any autistic child should be free to, among other things, stim to his hearts content, be a picky eater, and bore the crowd with lengthy treatises on his "interest.
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Everyone by definition conforms to their sexual identity at birth, in the same way he conforms to the number of eyes he was "assigned at birth". There is no "philosophy" and nothing to do with "refusal to evolve as people".

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About that hapless woman we saw yesterday, the "Karen" who was confronted by a sealion who refused to leave her boat and soon found herself surrounded by sealions. Bobby was able to read her mind:
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Bobby feels peeved for having to suffer Venom for the sake of MCU.
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I strongly doubt Verhoeven's Benedetta would be "insane" in the colloquial sense of the word, although on repeated viewings this might give Bobby a coronary.

Speaking of, here comes Dob Chipman:
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Chu-chu, for all his cumbrained retardation, at least recognizes that Randroids are retarded. (In case you wonder what got Chu-chu talking Rand, it was actually a discussion about the political incorrectness about the film 300, and someone mentioned that Synder wanted to adapt Fountainhead.)
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I don't know if Rand's system is "self-contradictory" or not; her stuff is beneath me. But I guess what Bobby means to say is that she is a hypocrite.

Bobby knows Atlas Shrugged is a cautionary tale. Bobby knows because he values the Humanities and has spent 1-2 years more than you on 20th century art and literature.
Also Walt Disney Number ONE.
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For a moment I thought Luke wants to talk about Asimov, which is a magnitude more upmarket than his usual fare, but no, he wants to discuss Boss Baby:
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Bobby is afraid of light, and he implies 1) he goes out and 2) he goes out in mornings.
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These things reminds me of a recent gimmick by Jeff Koons, Bobby's artworld idol.

What if a dog could speak and he speaks SJW?
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So what's all the noise about Mario and Chris pratt?
From what I hear it's that instead of picking a suitable voice actors who can capture the iconic roles of the characters, they instead reached for the most popular celebrities they could afford even if they didn't fit the roles at all.

With Bob, there's extra salt because Mario has been voiced by Charles Martinet since forever, and Lou Albano voiced him in the Super Show (which I think is where the "Mario is a plumber from Brooklyn" canon Bob idolises comes from). It's unlikely Chris Pratt will channel those performances. Even Bob Hopkins had elements of Lou's working man performance.
 
"You could always pick up a sword for whichever side you know to be the worser."

What?
Chu-chu, for all his cumbrained retardation, at least recognizes that Randroids are retarded. (In case you wonder what got Chu-chu talking Rand, it was actually a discussion about the political incorrectness about the film 300, and someone mentioned that Synder wanted to adapt Fountainhead.)
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I don't know if Rand's system is "self-contradictory" or not; her stuff is beneath me. But I guess what Bobby means to say is that she is a hypocrite.

Bobby knows Atlas Shrugged is a cautionary tale. Bobby knows because he values the Humanities and has spent 1-2 years more than you on 20th century art and literature.
Also Walt Disney Number ONE.
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Robert doesn't seem to actually know anything about Rand. Objectivism isn't self-contradictory, it's consistent to a fault, it's entirely inflexible and dominated by Rand's personal views on everything as truth. Her fiction diverges from her philosophy for a specific reason, it's fiction and needs to tap into common story tropes to work. Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead don't contradict Objectivism because they aren't treaties on Objectivism, they're stories with Objectivist morals. Once her cult was up and running Rand could shift into the hard philosophy since she could write for the true believers. (Chu seems to be the only one to actually know anything about Rand. I'm regularly baffled at how these people don't even bother to read Wikipedia on subjects before writing long diatribes.)

What "Technocrat Party" in Canada is he talking about and what does it have to do with Randian Objectivism which came almost two decades later? It wasn't banned for being similar to the Nazis, one group was banned for opposing World War II.

This whole set of tweets constructs a timeline of complete gibberish. The Gilded Age mentors who were constructing sci-fi technocracy of the SUPERIOR FUTURE who gets blown off by The Wars who are also contemporaries of Ayn Rand in the 1950s. It's stupider than the people who are just tossing around BioShock references. (Which I note, is a video game Robert doesn't reference back.)
 
Ah yes, the video made by a Trump simping faggot who also said how "If yer not playing Vampire RPG as supah edgy and dark, den yer pwaying it wrong". That sure is a guy who isn't talking out of his ass, oh wait he's seriously pushing the "dem SJW' destroyin' muh kultur!". Hey..Hey buddy, want an actual example? How about when Lucas decided to fuck up Star Wars with his OH SO BRILLIANT edits, hm? This wasn't done by mean ol'Disney, this was George himself. The fact you can no longer get the OG-un fucked-versions anymore unless you have old VHS tapes or somehow find the fan cut stuff, what about when Spielberg fucked up E.T. by removing guns? That's the only cut you have now. THAT's "destroyin' muh kultur", but we don't see people bitch about that (aside from Star Wars fans ofcourse), but noooo..The Cowboy Bebop Netflix thing? Fuck off, gimme a call when Netflix bans the anime itself or makes it impossible to get the anime anywhere else, then we'll talk.
Just because a shitty thing happened somewhere else in the past that doesn't invalidate a shitty thing happening now.
 
Bobby thinks that people have no obligation to watch their weights simply because there isn't an obesity vaccine:
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It's better than the coof vaccine because it's an actual cure, you don't even need to be poked to get it, and it ACTUALLY works! It's called eat less and move more. Do that and watch a myriad of mental and physical health problems melt away.
 
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