Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

For the Jesus joke, the first person is making the lukewarm, room temperature IQ take that, the common depiction of Jesus looks white, instead of like someone from Israel. Some truly exceptional people try to use this as a way to say Christians are all racists or something.

The clone wars comment was because there was a meme a while back about someone's grandma mistaking a picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan Kenobi as a picture of Christ.

Bob, a man hated by a lot of people not seeing the value of people loving their enemies though? That's just peak Bob.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I know this is meant to be some sort of enlightened atheist joke but can someone explain it to me? I honestly don't get it.

Hurr durr white Jesus look like Obi Wan Kenobi. That's the joke as far as I can tell.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

As a lifelong fan of the superhero genre, I would say, "Good."

Bob and his ilk have fouled up the fandom to the point where I no longer get much enjoyment out of it. I preferred superheroes when it was a niche thing and the community was tighter knit--some of my happier days were when I used to post on ComicBloc forums where @FROG and other industry professionals engaged with the fans in a healthier way.

I agree, I’m a huge fan of anime and western cartoons but I preferred it when it was a niche thing.

Bob and his ilk have poisoned western cartoons with their toxicity. And on the anime side, I’ve met obsessed fanboys and fangirls who take their entertainment way too seriously.

Those people need to get a life.

Exhibits A&B: Batman Forever and Batman & Robin.

I often believe that George Clooney and Joel Schumacher get a bad wrap for the latter, especially Schumacher. Joel was a pretty good director and he was only giving the studio what they wanted.

Yeah, I enjoyed Batman Forever, but it could’ve been better. And Batman & Robin was a no-go.

 

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This part I found kind of interesting. Someone refers to Bob as a two steps away from being a school shooter, something I heard others say about Bob before and Bob goes straight to Columbine. The claim was based off of school shooters in general not the one specific instance. Bob claims it is projection because all of his enemies are white supremacist and Columbine was in Bob's mind done because of white supremacy and only white supremacy. However, I think Bob was just looking for his way out of the argument without taking a L.

 

[Adamska]

I know this is meant to be some sort of enlightened atheist joke but can someone explain it to me? I honestly don't get it.

They're being the biggest of all smoothbrains and basically just complaining that the common western Jesus expression has him with very Euro features, when he'd be Semitic, closer to the Sephardim or Arab look. Ignoring that Black Jesus is also pretty fucking common, and most portrayals of the guy changes based on what community you're in looks like.

It's entirely because they can't actually argue about that particular example without completely revealing why their pops should've asked for oral that night instead.

As for why they compare him to Obi Wan, it's because they're crayon eating retards who can only relate to and who think that because they made a reference to product they consoom, that they smrt.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Really miss Lordkats rants on Movie Bob. What exscatly happened to him? I heard that people found evidence that he might have raped a person and after that he left the internet and none of his Movie Bob stuff survived. However I have been able to find very little information about Lordkats depatrure nore the rape.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Because "not genociding people because they lost a war" is basic human decency. Heck, Soviet Russia - a country that was treated far worse by Nazi Germany than Moviebob was by Trump supporters - didn't kill every German and "only" ethnically cleansed some areas of Poland. When Joseph "wiping out ethnic groups or moving them to Siberia because their existence slightly annoys me is fun" Stalin is less of a genocidal maniac than you, you might want to reconsider your politics.

I know this is meant to be some sort of enlightened atheist joke but can someone explain it to me? I honestly don't get it.

Marxists are against people having money to spend as they themselves see fit. The point of Marxism is "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need". I don't like it, but it's not racist - it treats blacks and whites equally badly.

Moviebob, the man who routinely calls for genocide against his own countrymen, gets annoyed when someone makes a joke about denying the genocide of Slavs, Jews, Balts, the disabled and gypsies by Nazi Germany?

Well, there it is, the stupidest thing I've seen all day.

NAFTA put people on the dole. If you put people out of work they will vote for people who offer them bread and stability, whether they're communists, Nazis or "MAGA ghouls".

I know "and then, one day, for absolutely no reason..." is a meme, but do these people not understand why Hitler got elected?

Just because your waifu is a boricua doesn't mean you have to defend stateside Puerto Ricans.

(How many Puerto Ricans are there in Boston, anyway? I thought most of them lived in New York.)

Too easy.
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The thing I find most odd/hypocritical about Bob and his fedora-tipping senpais and hangers-on is while Bob advocates for punishing a vast swath of Red State America for the failings of a mere portion of them (specifically, in Bob's mind, bigotry) because they're irredeemably unrepentantly sinful evil, Bob and his ilk will get absolutely furious about Old Testament Wrath-Of-God punishment of the actual Wicked. Bears come out of the woods to maul a bunch of teen layabout punks making fun of Prophet Elisha in a blasphemous way? How dare. They're just a bunch of KIDS! Achan's entire family gets stoned, even though just he was responsible for hoarding goodies from Jericho? Unfair! Sodom and Gomorrah get literally nuked for being amongst other things, a bunch of rapist sex pests? God's an anti-LGBTQ+- bigot! God orders Israel (as an army) to kill FUCKING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING in a city? God supports killing the innocent! And yet Bob only wishes bears would come out of the woods to maul the MAGAts who voted wrong and insulted him and stole the soopeeryah fyootchah he "earned" by thinking the Right-think, not the Wrongthink.

Bob's insistence that the MAGA-Q tards are irredeemable and thus should be treated like the Nazis treated everyone they put in concentration camps is exactly what Jesus was talking about when he said "Judge Not, lest ye be Judged."

 

[JayHarrison]

Robert: "I don't want to extinguish large populations of people, this is a made up Marxist-GQP lie about me!"
Also Robert:
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Quite a bit to dissect here.

Moviebob: "Why would I join an uplift [...] those who had wronged me, harmed me, those who inflicted cruelty upon me [...]?

Bob's problem here is that millions upon millions of people don't even know he exists. Ergo, how could they have harmed him?

Moviebob: "...whose presence is repellant to me as a decent person..."

Moviebob? A "decent person"?

Moviebob: "...the option exists [...] to IMPROVE both my own condition, the condition of the world itself and other decent persons..."

Sorry, Bob. If anyone reading your Twitter feed has a reading comp level above complete illiteracy, they'd come to the (correct) conclusion that every word you've written after "improve my own condition" is completely false. The only person whose condition you actively want to improve is your own.

Moviebob: "...by [...] DEFEATING and doing away with said enemies."

You've literally advocated for violence against those with whom you politically disagree.

Moviebob: "A better world is not only possible..."

That is true. However...

Moviebob: "...a better world FREE from having [...] Nazis, the brutes [...] the bullies and all the goddamn anti-intellectual garbage..."

Then why do your tweets so frequently spew rhetoric that constitutes brutish behavior? Why do your tweets so frequently spew rhetoric that constitutes bullying against others you've never met who just want the government to leave them alone? Why do your political stances so closely emulate the Nazi party that you claim to despise? How do you explain your anti-intellectual behavior

Moviebob: "I don't really care, honestly..."

We know you don't care, Bob. These are the only five words in this entire screed of yours that you actually stand by.

Moviebob: "I want spaceships, robots and death cures"

As do I, Bob, but I don't claim to be entitled to them because I vote a specific way. Nor am I on record as saying I'd put my own selfish sci-fi desires over America's homeless population.

Moviebob: "...fuck off with the soft-'lovebombing' condescension."

You first, Bob.

Moviebob: "Go to hell."

Oh, believe me, Bob: Your reservation in Hell has long been confirmed.

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...what has Bob done to earn any of this shit? [...] He refuses to be a soldier in this war he demands because he's terrified of death, He's not thinker. He's a weak, whiny, entitled brat who never matured beyond 9 years old. Bob didn't peak at 9. His mental and emotional development STOPPED at nine. I can't tell if this new tantrum is funny or just pathetic.

Moviebob's emotional development stopping at age 9? Maybe, but I think you're giving him seven years' worth of undue credit when you say his mental development at age 9.

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Um, are you contending that the SUPERIOR FUTURE won't need cultural critics? Sure, we may consoom content directly into our brains but we'll still need experts to understand and explain them to us.

Since Moviebob is a perpetual bootlicker, the only culture Bob's capable of criticizing is determining whose toes haven't been washed.

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If you attach a rifle to Robot Bob he'd just shoot himself with it.

Nah. Being the cartoon that he is, Bob would likely stick his finger in the barrel in hopes of stopping a bullet from being fired.

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Again, Bobby doesn't buy the Marxist concept of proletariat, because the proletariat contains people who used to bully him. And he demands Jesus to answer him.
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The only way Moviebob could ever hope to talk with Jesus again is if Bob pushes his way through the line. But he'd already be in Hell before that ever happens.

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Moviebob's nose just grew three feet with that statement.

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Bob's actually correct here. He stopped caring about others' plights long ago.

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Bobby knows how researches are funded, because he lives near MIT and Harvard.
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Anybody who are **REALLY SMART** would have steered clear of the white-trash Chipman clan.

Problem here is, simply, that in order to understand "conspiracy REALITIES", one has to comprehend reality, even if it spits in the face of one's belief system. Moviebob fails the latter, so there's no damn way the former can be even remotely true.

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The Jan 6 persecutions continues:
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TomBombaChad's comment earns my seal of approval.

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The Jewish Problem keeps presenting itself.
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Bob "Do as I say, not as I do" Chipman, everyone!

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AOC on erasing history.
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Does that mean Democrats are the actual white supremacists? Because there have been far more statues of Democrat figures being dismatled by Democrats than Republican figures by Republicans in the past six years. (And, no, the recent dismantling of the Abraham Lincoln Emancipation Proclamation statues was not started by Republicans.)

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Bobby thinks he is a "thing of value".
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LukeKorolovicz has been going his research!

(For the record, Moviebob suggesting that "nobody believes married, religiouns people and their lies make Baby Jesus cry", remember this: Everytime Moviebob lies, an angel gets his/her wings torn off slowly, painfully, and gruesomely. 80,000 angels have lost their wings through Bob's words.)

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People have found more evidence that Bobby obsessively name-searches his detractors on Twitter. Talking about rent-free.
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"You Don't Exist"? No bingo for me right now.

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No fucking clue:
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[points to Moviebob's avatar] "Moviebob's avatar isn't merely a signal; it's a warning. Stay far, FAR away from him!"

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What sitting Governors does Robert think should be arrested by the Federal Government? On what charges?

Not belonging to the political party Moviebob would happily live on all fours to defend. Duh!

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...Moviebob is not a Thinker. If he had half a brain, he would KNOW from whatever the fuck he learned in Catholic School and church that you CANNOT bring that attitude in front of the Almighty. He would be banished to perdition to join Bowser in BIng Bing Wahoo Hell before he could get a word out edgewise.

Even then, Bowser wouldn't want to be stuck with Moviebob. Yes, Bowser's bad, but even bad guys have standards that not even Moviebob is capable of achieving.

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This post is already long enough. I'll check back in a few hours from now.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@JayHarrison It reminds me of that old joke about three people going to hell, I forget who the first two were but one of the two goes into a room with a gorilla, and a voice says, "so-and-so, you have sinned, and have to spend eternity with this gorilla". The third person is (former US president) Ronald Reagan, and he is shown a door, which opens to reveal Bo Derek (a total 80s hottie). The disembodied voice says, "Bo Derek you have sinned..."

 

[glib]

The thing I find most odd/hypocritical about Bob and his fedora-tipping senpais and hangers-on is while Bob advocates for punishing a vast swath of Red State America for the failings of a mere portion of them (specifically, in Bob's mind, bigotry) because they're irredeemably unrepentantly sinful evil, Bob and his ilk will get absolutely furious about Old Testament Wrath-Of-God punishment of the actual Wicked. Bears come out of the woods to maul a bunch of teen layabout punks making fun of Prophet Elisha in a blasphemous way? How dare. They're just a bunch of KIDS! Achan's entire family gets stoned, even though just he was responsible for hoarding goodies from Jericho? Unfair! Sodom and Gomorrah get literally nuked for being amongst other things, a bunch of rapist sex pests? God's an anti-LGBTQ+- bigot! God orders Israel (as an army) to kill FUCKING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING in a city? God supports killing the innocent! And yet Bob only wishes bears would come out of the woods to maul the MAGAts who voted wrong and insulted him and stole the soopeeryah fyootchah he "earned" by thinking the Right-think, not the Wrongthink.

Bob's insistence that the MAGA-Q tards are irredeemable and thus should be treated like the Nazis treated everyone they put in concentration camps is exactly what Jesus was talking about when he said "Judge Not, lest ye be Judged."

I think its funny cause in Christianity there's an idea of "the second death" and "the world to come". Like if youre a good christian your soul will be saved. Heaven and the future is bright if you are a good person. You will sit by the side of God.

Bob has the atheistic version of this, where he's afraid to die, he's afraid of what comes after. The fear comes from a lack of accomplishment in life. Anyone who is clinging onto this life with a death grip, and feels denied something is stuck in the past looking to the future instead of living in the now.

TL;DR Log of the internet, which is a bunch of technocratic futuristic bait designed to propagandize a future that never comes, and live your own life while you can. AGAIN, this "nerd" Bob needs to learn from Yoda.

 

[Toxinophile]

Game Overthinker Episodes 10, 11, 12, 13, & 14

Why a four-in-one? Because there's a hundred fucking episodes of Game Overthinker. While I've enjoyed the nice steady pace if I can get thru this faster, the better. also I'm saving episode 15, its a real doozy. It's about the 2008 election.

Episode 10: Bob vs. GTA

Would Skip IMHO. If you wanna see bob bitch about GTA because it doesn't directly correlate to his certain sensibilities then go right ahead.

Spoiler: Episode 10: "Not A Review of GTA4"

PART 1
>GTA IV comes out, gets 10 out of 10s all around
>"10 out of 10? This surely ain't no Ocarina of Time!"~Bawb
>"I mean GTA is great and all but it didn't make me a true believer like all these other people."
>"And if I ain't a true believer about a game, that means there might be a big problem with the game, or with me." ~Bob, Summarized

PART 2
>Bob goes on for a spell about GTA
>"Rockstar can make big and amazing open worlds but why do they have to be so BORING" ~Bob, Settings Expert.
>EXAMPLES: Vice City (GOOD, Best Aesthetic)
>GTAIII (MEH, Feels Generic, panders to kiddies)
>San Andreas (UGH, Uncreative, panders to white boys tryna act ghetto)
>"Alright, this is getting too negative. And I recognize my SEETHING dislike for San Andreas is probably based more on personal dislikes, than it is on lack of innovation, but only slightly." ~MovieBob, he actually said this.
>Vice City is best because it is Regan Era satire.
>San Andreas doesn't even come close to this kind of social commentary
>Unfortunately San Andreas was the most popular one too, with many imitator games that followed

PART 3
>Bob overall feels like the talent and technology put into these games is WASTED on these uninspired sandbox crime sims
>Why can't there be a GTA: ATLANTIS or GTA: MCDONALD LAND?
>Then again if you did that would it still be GTA?
>The whole point of these games is the gritty "realism" and I hate it.
>Games used to be so COLORFUL and INTERESTING
>"Games like Double dragon took you on a whole adventure while GTA is content to just let you steal cars and shoot cops all day." Bob, argumentum ad praeterita
>"At the end of the day I still like these games but how long can this same formula last for GTA V and GTA VI?" ~Bob, covering his tracks
>"If you took a surgical saw to GTA, then cut out all the trendy bullshit and Scarface worship, maybe gave it a more exotic spin, add some more interesting elements, and really amped up the story mode, would you have a better or at least much more interesting game? Yeah, you'd end up with Shenmue!" ~ Bob, Shenmue lover
>END

Episode 11: WILL THERE BE A GAMING CRASH 2008?!

No, it didn't happen.

Skip.

Spoiler: "Can It Happen To Us?"

PREAMBLE
>it's the 6th generation of gaming consoles
>Games have never been bigger and better than ever
>But Bob gets the feeling that the possibility of another gaming industry crash

PART 1
>Remember the 90s Comic Book crash and the speculator bubble?
>Remember how the Comics industry left behind general audiences for an ever shrinking pool of diehard fans?
>Remember how well that worked in the end?

PART 2
>All of this, can happen right now with gaming industry
>Popular video games these days are M rated or generally made for adults
>The cheapest console (Wii) will cost the average person $300 at minimum
>And the PS3 and the 360 would rather be DVD players than TOYS MADE FOR CHILDREN
>BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES ARE TOYS MADE FOR CHILDREN
>GAMING INDUSTRY DO NOT FORGET THE CHILDREN
>IF YOU FORGET THE CHILDREN YOU WILL LOSE MONEY IN THE LONG TERM
>YOU CANT JUST PANDER TO THE HARDCORE AUDIENCE THAT WANTS GAMES TO BE BIGGER AND MORE COSTLY
>THIS KIND OF THINKING WILL PROBABLY MAKE THE PS4 COST $800-$1000
>IT JUST NOT A SUSTAINABLE MODEL

PART 3
>Bob tells us he got this idea from the back of a random game box
>When video games are selling you graphics and bloom effects instead of actual content, there might be a problem
>"Please Sony and Microsoft, think about the children." ~MovieBob, Manchild.
>END

You'd think Bob would have some real fun and kooky ideas how the gaming industry would crash and burn but no, it just turns into Bob begging Sony and Microsoft to make more games for children (Like him). For some different perspective, I was an Xbox baby during this time, and while I didn't have a 360 I did remember there were plenty of popular PS3 and 360 games made for kids thru commercials on TV, and even with that bob has recognized before the popularity of M Rated games with children Like GTA and COD. Regardless of what I have to say, Bob easily proves once again his videos are often all bluster and little thought.

Episode 12: Is Fat Princess PROBLEMATIC?

Hard to say whether to skip this one, he's already done this episode before when he talked about feminism in episode 2 and 6. It doesn't help that his mic is super crusty again. But then again it gets really juicy in the second half, and you sorta need the context of the first half.

My recommendation would be to start the 5th minute and tell you he's gonna compare the problematic FAT PRINCESS game with something funny real quick.

Spoiler: "SIR MIX-A-LOT WOULD APPROVE."

PREAMBLE
>It's the summer of 2008
>The current hot games right now are cute indie titles across all console platforms
>This is where we get to the game FAT PRINCESS

PART 1
>FAT PRINCESS is LITTERALLY OBJECTIFICATION
>The said above princess is the object you must acquire to win the game
>You can't more objectifying in a capture the flag game when you make the princess the flag
>Then you feed her cakes to comically fatten her into a balloon, making fun of women even further.

PART 2
>All that said, Bob still thinks this a very fun-looking game.
>Bob agrees that the outrage is a little overblown
>But don't let that fool you into thinking that the feminists don't have a point
>Bob thinks they still do.
>Because in the end, the game objectifies women. period.
>The princess is still being fought over like an object
>And the princesses are still being laughed at for becoming fat.
>Overall Bob agrees that fat people are funny
>But he wants us to first ask why?

PART 3
>"You ever heard of Minstrel shows? They were big back around the turn of the century" ~ MovieBob, A motherfucker that's going to do it.
>Minstrel shows did black face yes but also contrasted the blackface by wearing aristocratic clothes
>Which was funny to the minstrel show audiences because they knew black people weren't wealthy or aristocratic back then.
>So basically its the same joke in FAT PRINCESS but replace blackface with fat shaming

PART 4
>Overall this game still looks fun but yeah it's kinda problematic
>But plenty of great things have some nuggets of problematic shit in them
>Like 300, this great movie is simultaneously overly macho, homophobic, and homoerotic all at same time.
>But instead of throwing a bitch fit like we had in Resident Evil 5, we should have a more civil discussion about it.
>Bob concludes this video by asking himself why he's in a good mood. Has he found money? has he regained hope for Humanity?
>NOPE, it's neither of those answers. Bob then tells us he's gonna go watch Freakazoid! on DVD and play Mario RPG to stave off the thoughts of suicide for a few months
>END

A real fucking mess of an episode, I can't tell if that suicide bit at the end was serious or not cuz I really would believe Bob would off himself if he didn't have his distractions and Mario.

Episode 13: Bob reviews BARNYARD BLAST: SWINE OF THE NIGHT

EPILEPSY WARNING : Bob thought it was a good idea to rapidly flash yellow lights at the 7 minute mark. You have been warned.

No much to say other than it's 7 minutes of Bob gushing about an obscure DS game. A nice break from bob vitriol but as a review it's mostly functional if only a bit lackluster to listen through.

Spoiler: "AND THERE CAME A REVIEW"

PREAMBLE
>Bob usually doesn't reviews video games
>Aside from "Laziness and thinly-veiled contempt" Bob's excuses are that he's usually doesn't have enough time or money for new games
>And that ZERO PUNCTUATION and the AVGN already have him beat to the punch
>So Bob decides to review something more obscure

PART 1
>BARNYARD BLAST: SWINE OF THE NIGHT
>Bob only bought it because of the box art and back cover
>then Bob waxes nostalgia how this would've been commonplace instead of rotting in the bargain bin

PART 2
>This game basically got all of the things that tickles Bob's fancy
>It's got a Cliffy B reference
>It's got a Simon Belmont reference
>And it's even got a Bad Dudes reference
>All of these are just from the back of the box

PART 3
>Bob does a quick overview of the game
>He likes that it's funny and self-aware
>He likes that it looks pretty for a DS game
>He likes that the main character, Robert Belmart, is just a farmer pigman that's rescuing his son
>He overall appreciates the look and feel of the game being a retro throwback to Castlevania/Ghosts and Goblins

PART 4
>While Bob likes it he does point out some flaws to this budget title
>It's a little short, and not a lot of replay value
>Difficulty can be a little cheap
>Some enemies are overpowered
>WARNING: FLASHING YELLOW LIGHTS at the 7 minute mark
>Bob says that though it's not a great game, it's still pretty good. He gives it a recommendation
>Can't not love a game about a zombie killing cowboy pigman, yeah?
>END

Episode 14: Bob hadn't uploaded in a month and now HE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!

This episode is a goldmine of choice bob quotes, for some reason he's SUPER HORNY throughout this entire video. Lots of funny stuff here.

Personally what I'd recommend? Skip. just skip.

Despite the video quality upgrade to 480p, Bob's mic IS SUPER DUPER EXTRA LARGE EXTRA OLIVES EXTRA CHEESE-FILLED CRUSTY. ITS UNBEARABLE. I've written down the best quotes from the video in the spoiler tag so hopefully you can just read it yourself and don't have to bear with Bob's awful audio.

Spoiler: "Did Ya Miss Me?"

PREAMBLE
>Duke Nukem parody Skit
>Bob Finally fixed his PC after the motherboard died
>Whist he was also fighting a stomach virus
>At least he got interviewed by PopMatters website
>And now even has gotten a feature video by THE ESCAPISTS
>All is pretty good so far in Bob's world
>So Bob decides to dedicate this video to all the stuff he's missed in October 2008

PART 1
>Jack Thompson has been Disbarred
>"...With the defeat of this one, lone nutcase media whore Florida attorney, the known enemies of videogaming freedom roster is now down to only: John McCain, Barack Obama, Joe Lieberman, Al & Tipper Gore, George Bush, Mitt Romney, the Church, the Republican and Democrats, Bill and Hillary Clinton, the American government, the Canadian government, the governments of Germany, Britan, and Austrailia, Conservatives, Liberals, the FCC, 60~70 percent of your fellow human population, AAAND most of your mothers "~MovieBob, Knows his enemies



PART 2
>Mortal Kombat Vs. DC universe is coming out
>Bob loves his crossovers
>Bob also loves Captain Marvel
>Mirror's Edge
>Bob doesn't really like the Parkour
>But Bob LOVES the future AESTHETIC
>Why does a future dystopia have to look bleak all the time?
>Can we get a little variety and have more games with a future setting that looks bright and colorful?
>"Lemme ask you something and be honest. If you were married to Tina Fey, would you ask her to wear the Sarah Palin costume, y'know just once?" ~MovieBob, IDK WTF he's on about. He continues on this Tina Fey fantasy tangent.

PART 3
>MEGA MAN 9 (Capcom, this is why I love you)
>WII MUSIC uh, at least it's not TOO HUMAN
>Bob doesn't get the hate for WII MUSIC from Nintendo fans
>If it was instead called SUPER MARIO ORCHESTA, they'd be slobbering all over it
>"PUNCH OUT WII, fucking A! good save Nintendo, but do you really want me to get excited? Here's a hint. (Shows photoshop image of a peach and daisy in bed) Think about it."~ MovieBob, Extra Horny Today.



PART 4
>BANJO KAZOOIE! (nuts and bolts)
>"Welcome back guys. RARE, this is it, time to prove you still got it."~MovieBob, Painfully optimistic in hindsight.
>Bob then goes on a rant about dramatic video game titles and subtitles.
>STREET FIGHTER IV
> "Oh hey, uh, STREET FIGHTER fans? Help me out on this cuz I really wasn't able to keep up with all of the various backstories from the last dozen or so installment as crossovers. Is Cammy still in the closet? Or rather, is Capcom still pretending like this is presumably a heterosexual character? Cuz if so, AWWW, that's so cute and innocent-like, cuz y'know there's SOOO many straight women with Bruce Lee's physique on the British special forces black ops teams, IN ANIME. Happens all the time, I know when I see army chicks with a six pack and camo painted on her thighs, my first thought is: 'Oh yeah man I totally got a chance, she's totally into penis.' Please, you see that perma scowl there? that's like the universal expression for 'yeah, don't bother guys I eat more pussy than ALF.'"~MovieBob, Jesus Christ man.
>After finally done with the lesbian shit, Bob wraps it up with a big thank you from his supporters
>END

well that was a bit of a bitch to type out. I'mma go play THE GOOD LIFE on Steam, It just came out, later.

 

[Mola Ram]

That GTA IV video ... that ... that sure is something.

- "This series sucks because it doesn't trigger my autistic obsessions" is one hell of a take.

- Openly admits to pilfering Wikipedia for info!

- The casual racism of categorizing Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur with fictional gangsters (and zero fictional black gangsters or real life white people) is hilarious.

- Bob opining on the "design" of one of the biggest franchises in gaming history reminds one of a Sterno-drooling hobo rhapsodizing about the architecture of the bridge he lives under.

- His take on San Andreas is literally unbelievable, as in I cannot believe he played more than half an hour of it before deciding it was a gangsta simulator for teenage wiggers. Is he aware that later segments of the game involve a storyline in pseudo-San Francisco straight out of 70s neo-noir, breaking into Area 51 to steal a jetpack, and heisting a casino? Or did he not read that far into the Wikipedia article?

- I'm honestly surprised to see that he pisses on San Andreas for spawning a raft of imitators ... because that's the same criticism he had of Logan: bitching about a product's influence and judging the product poorly because of that. He really, really hates seeing anyone shape the world in a way he disapproves of, no matter how minor.

- Ironically Bob's own appetites are as blinkered as he thinks GTA is: it's gotta have something fantastical, or it's limited! Confusing his own tastes and preferences for objective quality.

- Mola Ram has a cameo in this video. I feel sullied.

I have a splitting headache. My compliments to anyone who can sit through multiple Bob videos; yours is the stamina of the gods.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Judge Not, lest ye be Judged."

Mathew 7:1
Thank you for using the whole verse and not doing what all the smug jackoff edgelords do by stopping at the "not". Just for more context the very next verse says
"For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you."

Bob's all fine with us being considered less than human and loaded into carts for the sin of being bigots and bullies. I sure hope he is without sin as he casts his first stone. Lucky for us he's already admitted that he's not.

 

[Uzumaki]

I agree, I’m a huge fan of anime and western cartoons but I preferred it when it was a niche thing.

Real life became terrible enough that normies got into escapism, thus ruining the fanbase of everything ever, forever. At a certain point you're going to need to just deal with it. Hell is other people.

 

[Bolo]

For those who haven't seen yet, a conservative MP on Britain got stabed to death by a man of Somali heritage (aka, black).

I just find it rich that just yesterday Robert was screaming about republicans being a "death cult", but nows he wants sobriety and clarity, uh-huh.

The shit thing is, a man just lost his life and all Robert does is to play this tribal game bullshit. This isn't even about some immigrants that might undergo heavier discrimination because of this murder, but just about playing this game of appearances and say the things expected of each side depending on who kills who:

White guy kills minority: nazis!!! nazis!!! oh my god the nazis are everywhere!!!! We gotta kill the Nazis!!! Burn everything, we must feel our truth!!!!

A minority kills a white guy: Well, this is terrible news, but we need to keep out heads well over our shoulders and proceed with a clear vision for a better future, we can't give into hate for the sake of decent people.

Mind you, I don't think Robert should "care" about this MPs death, or have some sensible response to everything, world is complicated and shit. But at the very least he could have some respect and it would be better to say nothing than to play this fucking internet game where people are nothing more than point of contentions to show how much of you are "on the right side of history" bullshit.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This part I found kind of interesting. Someone refers to Bob as a two steps away from being a school shooter, something I heard others say about Bob before and Bob goes straight to Columbine. The claim was based off of school shooters in general not the one specific instance. Bob claims it is projection because all of his enemies are white supremacist and Columbine was in Bob's mind done because of white supremacy and only white supremacy. However, I think Bob was just looking for his way out of the argument without taking a L.

"No bad tactics, just bad targets"

-Bob

 

[RainwaterDrop]

"BIGOTRY, STEREOTYPES AND VIOLENCE BAD.

Anyways, here is my eight page poorly written thesis on why all Republicans must be executed."

If there is anything to always be solid about Bob, it's his amazing hypocrisy.

That and his aggressive immaturity. Bob acts like a manbaby all the time, throws tantrums for the most meaningless things, fangirls over the slightest cool-ish stuff, he is a 12 year old man on a 40 year old blob body lol!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Really miss Lordkats rants on Movie Bob. What exscatly happened to him? I heard that people found evidence that he might have raped a person and after that he left the internet and none of his Movie Bob stuff survived. However I have been able to find very little information about Lordkats depatrure nore the rape.

He deleted everything, unfortunately, including the Bob rants. Wish I'd saved those, they were hilarious. Especially when he tore down Bob's dream of a "Manhattanized New York State" as someone who actually was from New York.

 

[make_it_so]

Spoiler: Islamic

(edited for spelling)
>Bob was only 9 years old.
>Bob loved Mario so much, he had all the merchandise and the 1993 movie.
>Bob prays to Mario instead of God every night, thanking him for the life he's been given. “Mario is love” he says, “Mario is life."
>His dad hears Bob and calls him a faggot. Bob knows he was just jealous of Bob's devotion to Mario.
>Bob called him a cunt.
>He hits Bob and sends him to sleep.
>Bob's crying now and his face hurts.
>Bob lays in bed, really cold. He feels something warm...
>It's Mario! Bob was so happy.
>Mario whispers in his ear "It's a-me, Mario."
>He grabs Bob with his gloved hands, and puts Bob on his hands and knees. He's ready.
>Bob spreads his ass cheeks for Mario.
>He penetrates Bob's butthole with his mushroom.
>It hurts so much, but Bob does it for Mario. Bob can feel his butt tearing and eyes watering as Mario chants "Bing, bing, bing" with each thrust.
>Bob wants to please Mario.
>Mario roars "WAHOO!" as he fills Bob's butt with his love.
>Bob's dad walks in.
>Mario looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"My princess is in this castle."
>Mario leaves through the window.
>Mario is love. Mario is life.

I honestly don't know if I should rate this "winner" or "horrifying."

I think moving back in with his mom broke him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1449014926333329414

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This comes six hours after getting his shit kicked in by people simply saying "we shouldn't ostracize half of the population" and I don't know where it comes from. The tweet prior is him trying to dunk on Pete, again. I don't see anything in the news to suggest anything to set this off. I think this is just him trying to lick his wounds after losing to commies.


I saw this and for the life of me couldn't figure out what set him off. I also couldn't figure out how empty your life is that Bob retweeting you advocating for violence some how makes your night. It's even less impressive when you find out that Bob also retweeted Arkle, twice.

Both got the Bob seal of approval.

Bob and his orbiters are fucking psychopaths. I don't know if social media made them psychopaths, or if it just brought it out into the open.

And what was the end result of Bob sperging after jumping into conversations that he wasn't a part of and arguing that inflicting harm on people he doesn't like is actually a good thing?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1449012864363212806

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"How dare this peasant run away after I sealioned my way in and screamed at him a bunch of hateful jargon without ever addressing his points! Weakling"

Bob you motherfucker, we've got at least two instances of you protecting your Tweets after one of your dumber shit takes got more attention than you wanted. Jonnysocialism here might be exceptional (as is the case of any true believer socialists), but he's not the obvious drooling retard that you are.

You. Are. Not. A. Gen. X-er. Bob.
You're another dime a dozen dumbass millennial that didn't get disciplined enough as a child, whose existence revolves around empty pop-culture nostalgia and consumption, and who displays their complete lack of intellectual and emotional maturity on a daily basis with calls for totalitarianism because "someone likes what I don't like, so that means THEY'RE THE WORST PERSON EVER!"

On behalf of my generation, I apologize to the rest of you that we've produced such exceptional individuals.

 

[Positron]

Also, fuck you, Bob, for losing arguments to a goddamn Commie.

This is really the cheery on top. Arguing with classical Marxists is as easy as taking candy from a baby, yet the only "argument" Bobby can come up with is that Marx is long dead.

I saw this and for the life of me couldn't figure out what set him off.

Peter Coffin was notified in some of those tweets (I captured at least one), so it is the same age-old story of a wronged spouse trying to gather incriminating shit by nosing around in their ex's private circle.