Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RainwaterDrop]

I legitimately thought this was a shop when I first saw it. It looks like all the mass from the top of his head went to the growth on his nose. Oh man my sides.

He looked like a middle aged caveman some twenty years ago, if he also had a beard in this pic it would look like he just put a vintage filter on lol!

First heavier-than-air flight (the Wright Brothers): December 17 1903. First human on the Moon: July 20 1969, a mere 65 or so years later.

We haven't been to the Moon in Bob's lifetime. We invented social media and it cancelled the guy who landed an unmanned ship on a comet.

We've not only lost the so-called Superior Future, we're failing to maintain the Medial Present.

Maybe Bob's superior future is just the retarded present but with more orwellian tones, with the midwestern U.S. becoming a crater and drones flying by and striking everyone who disagrees with the Overlord of Wisdom, MovieBlob the Chipman lol!

What is so maddening about Bob is that you can watch him move the goal posts while the sentence is going on and on and on....

Of course with his run on ramblings, the goalposts are likely to end up in another stadium.

Blob is a manbaby, maturity and integrity aren't to be expected of him. In fact I'm surprised he isn't more childish and dishonest when rambling about his fantasies and picking fights with randoms on twitter!

 

[The Fatriarchy]

It's why that obnoxious comic with the guy turning Nazi is nearly as bad as XKCD's infamous free speech strip. "Oh, you call me a Nazi? Then a Nazi I shall become!" That's not how these things happen.

Usually it's just people deciding to own the label and continue being their usual selves.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob's pseudo-ideology is like one long, comedic experiment in hypocrisy. He venerates "thinkers" but then essentially tells people not to think. He venerates intellectualism but shows virtually no intellectual curiosity for anything. He preaches the importance of progressive thought, but his own words and beliefs are extremely primitive: "Two kinds of people: good in-group, bad out-group." He talks about how morality doesn't exist, but gets extremely self righteous at anything that contradicts his ass backwards moral framework.

 

[Flexo]

BTW I decided to check...


COVID has racked up a total of...

5+ million deaths.

Tragic, but it's hardly close to the doom.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Ask and you shall receive.

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Spoiler: OT

>mfw you can say "r.etard" on Twitter with no word filter but not on Kiwi Farms.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, become critics apparently.

And those who can't critique sperg out on Twitter 24/7 about Mayo Ghouls and how they need to be murdered in the most cruel and sadistic ways possible in order to bring about the Superior Future.

 

[Autistic Joe]

@Ralph Barnhardt
Thank you!

If anyone more motivated or capable than me wants to do a full doxx, here's the full picture I found:
Rachel Leyba, born December 4, 1990. Apparently wanted to be a girl from the age of 11 but transitioned in 2010.

• Also the proud recipient of a permaban from RPG.net (link). I don't have an account so I'm not sure the ban reason.

Just to fill in the gaps on Library Lass, here's the RPG.net permaban info.

First ban was for chimping out when the mods instituted a temporary hiatus on political discussions, and LL (among others) was upset about losing their daily fix of hugbox-fee-fees for two weeks. The entire thread was quite the lolworthy event. Many bans were had, and the people did sing and rejoice cope and seethe.

LL was eventually unbanned after a groveling email, and then promptly turned around and stabbed them in the back, earning +4 to hit and double-damage, while also scoring a rare Double-Permaban.

Spoiler: First Ban - May 2019

Link

Spoiler: Reinstated - Nov. 2019

Link

Spoiler: Second Ban - Dec. 2019

Link

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Man... Imagine being such a piece of shit cry baby that even the tranny spergs of RPGforum or whatever can't stand you. That's amazing.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Bobby still imagines he has a say in the Scientifically-Planned Life Experience in Superior Future:

Reminder that is the same guy which adored this urban hellsacape:

Link
Bob confirms that his idea of the superior future comes from theme parks.

His superior future is just some Cyberpunk dystopy.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Holy fuck

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(Quoting Mola because his post is smaller and easier to edit)

Oh my god. What a faggot.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

So, has Bob pronounced himself on the runover of more than 40 people in WI? Because people like him are already laughing saying that it's justice for letting Kyle go.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Holy fuck, young Chippa was just Buzz McCallister.

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Jesus Christ he really looks like a mongoloid here.

The Chipman Clan has to be the product of inbreeding.

 

[Foltest]

That hairstyle is so early 00s and late
90s that it make my eyes cringe.
Oh Chris, why can’t you accept your lot in life? Take care of your family and work your job.
But no, you have to cling to the past like a moron and think your dipshit brother is a role model.

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

He preaches the importance of progressive thought, but his own words and beliefs are extremely primitive: "Two kinds of people: good in-group, bad out-group."

Carl “MovieCarl” Schmittman

 

[Tronathon242]

Jesus Christ he really looks like a mongoloid here.

The Chipman Clan has to be the product of inbreeding.

The scary part for me is thar he was the one who somehow wound up with a wife and kids. What did Bob look like back then?

 

[Positron]

Look! Creepy Uncle Bob pays a visit!

 

[The tired cat]

Look! Creepy Uncle Bob pays a visit!
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I 1st thought it was photoshopped, but holy hell Bobs head looks way too big on his body

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Look! Creepy Uncle Bob pays a visit!
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For a man of Bob's exceedingly specific political views, he looks an awful fucking lot like every other white dude's post-hippy born again, gun loving, turkey frying, trans-child-disowning, redneck uncle.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Look! Creepy Uncle Bob pays a visit!
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Jesus Christ the man really can’t smile can he.

Also is it just me or is he looking skinnier in that photo?

 

[Foltest]

His head looked photoshopped upon a slim body. Looks so weird.

 

[The Valeyard]

Look! Creepy Uncle Bob pays a visit!
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Ghostbusters, really? I know that a new movie just came out, but that strikes me as Bob the middle-aged manbaby trying to force his interests on the next generation of Chipman.