Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

I've been all over the place throughout my life in terms of religious views and politics, but I've only gotten more and more pro life as I get older, but especially modern pro abortion shit makes me legitimately angry. I also really hate the people who want to argue that its sanctioned by Christianity. To my thinking it flies in the face of pretty much any ideas presented in the Bible, and pretty much every great thinker of the Church that springs to my mind.

"For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well."

-Psalm 139

Call me crazy, but this doesn't sound like something from a Religion that would condone abortion.

Not sure why Bob is bothered about abortion though, its not like there's a snowball's chance in hell he'll procreate.

 

[Meat Target]

I've been all over the place throughout my life in terms of religious views and politics, but I've only gotten more and more pro life as I get older, but especially modern pro abortion shit makes me legitimately angry. I also really hate the people who want to argue that its sanctioned by Christianity. To my thinking it flies in the face of pretty much any ideas presented in the Bible, and pretty much every great thinker of the Church that springs to my mind.

"For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well."

-Psalm 139

Call me crazy, but this doesn't sound like something from a Religion that would condone abortion.

I said in a Thunderdome thread earlier today, pro-lifers are some of the friendliest people I've ever met. They genuinely want other people's good, and even pray for those in the abortion industry.

The same cannot be said of the rabidly pro-abortion crowd. Their state of mind is frequently like that of Bobby's, and often wish ill on their political opponents.

Not sure why Bob is bothered about abortion though, its not like there's a snowball's chance in hell he'll procreate.

He thinks it'll get him enough Male Feminist points to get laid.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Not sure why Bob is bothered about abortion though, its not like there's a snowball's chance in hell he'll procreate.

Maybe he still thinks he has a chance with Lindsey.

 

[Flexo]

Right.... because if there's one thing the Nazis are known for, it's building walls and not invading other countries.

No wait, the wall in Germany came AFTER the big war. Now who built that one I wonder...



Again, as I brought up when listening to that one podcast Bob talked in, notice how Bob has to assume "violence" as like the core of every human interaction.

Go ahead, try and find Bob ever describing someone as "confident" or "self-assured." You won't. He describes every human interaction in the most cheesy, schlocky, b-movie style metaphor.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Imagine if Bob used the time he spends on spewing his vitriol and autistic fantasies on Twitter on weight loss instead and made videos about it. Dude would get ripped and it would get more views than the videos of him posting him borderline incoherent pop-culture worship. I know there is a a greater chance of me winning the lottery and getting struck by lightening at the same time than Bob putting effort into anything, let alone exercise and healthy eating, but it's something nice to think about.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Maybe he still thinks he has a chance with Lindsey.

I hope he belives this. We need a creep saga part 2 and Lindsay blueballing him again would be golden and even better than the first one. As well, it would give us the magnitude of Bob's lack of self awareness. Not even a public humiliation would be enough to make him relent.

Imagine if Bob used the time he spends on spewing his vitriol and autistic fantasies on Twitter on weight loss instead and made videos about it. Dude would get ripped and it would get more views than the videos of him posting him borderline incoherent pop-culture worship. I know there is a a greater chance of me winning the lottery and getting struck by lightening at the same time than Bob putting effort into anything, let alone exercise and healthy eating, but it's something nice to think about.

If Bob did a legitimate wheight loss channel he would get a lot of vids. But that would require a good amount of physical effort and willpower to push through the bad moments as well as the temptations that life throws around. And we all know that Bob is a thinker that thinks that physical prowess and fitness are the way of the troglodytes.

I would even say that if Bob did just 25 sit ups and 25 push ups every day, his quality of life would steadily improve. But i firmly believe he's so fat he cannot do a proper sit up anymore.

 

[Red Hood]

I've been all over the place throughout my life in terms of religious views and politics, but I've only gotten more and more pro life as I get older, but especially modern pro abortion shit makes me legitimately angry. I also really hate the people who want to argue that its sanctioned by Christianity. To my thinking it flies in the face of pretty much any ideas presented in the Bible, and pretty much every great thinker of the Church that springs to my mind.

"For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well."

-Psalm 139

Call me crazy, but this doesn't sound like something from a Religion that would condone abortion.

Not sure why Bob is bothered about abortion though, its not like there's a snowball's chance in hell he'll procreate.

I like to think that deeply miserable people have such a hard on for abortion because they wish they had never themselves been born.

 

[Carlos Thin]

You know what Science has long concluded to be harmful? Fast food, especially in fairly small portions for an average sized "person".


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Enjoy your fleeting health you astronomical retard

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Robert, personally I'm on your side in the SUPERIOR FUTURE of unfettered abortion rights, but could you link to some of these works of SCIENCE and BIOLOGY that speak to the morality and ethics of how abortion is a "neutral-to-positive medical thing" instead of murder? Thanks, a fan.

Science doesn't even tell us that Abortion is a "neutral to positive thing". Science can't tell us whether ANYTHING is a moral good OR moral evil. That's pure Grade A believer nonsense to suggest that 1) Science "tells" us ANYTHING 2) that Abortion is "scientific" (LOL). Some needs to ask Bob the following: "How does Science and Biology justify Abortion? Isn't it in fact it a de facto denial of Science and Biology to deny that the fetus is human? Also, how many times has simping for [hotdog] abortions gotten you laid, Bobby?"

He talks like that and he says he’s not an aetheist? That’s some serious neck beard he’s showing.

It's a weird technicality he's made up in his head. He's been convinced that God (or gods) doesn't exist, therefore there's no such thing as being an Atheist, because for some reason if God doesn't exist, you don't have to BELIEVE that there's no God? But wait, I thought Atheism (+) was LACK OF BELIEF in a God? Bob clearly lacks such belief. But no, Bobby's no Believer. He's a Thinker. Therefore he THINKS there is no god, therefore he's not an Atheist. Weird. Some needs to get him to elaborate, because that's some grade A autistic bullshit right there.

Dang, he was so mad about this one he went with both "not a person" and "Karen" to attack a woman for saying something he didn't like.


"Anyone telling you the solution is for any nation or people to turn inward and build walls rather than unify is a Nazi waiting for their Reichstag"

Wait, aren't you the guy constantly talking about how others aren't actually people deserving of any humanity who should be walled off from accessing the SUPERIOR FUTURE (ideally through their mass deaths) and who spends many of his days attacking people who promote efforts to unify people rather than dividing them into Perfect and Should Be Killed?

Bob, completely forgetting that the Berlin Wall was a COMMIE thing, not a Natzee thing, and wasn't to keep people out, it was to keep people IN. Bob doesn't want the PeeOhCees walled off from Brainland. He wants the Mayonnaiseghoulen walled off (either figuratively or literally) from Brainland. Probably figuratively because otherwise that would be problematic for interstate transport ie getting shit from New York to Los Angeles. Unless there are literal walls, in like the middle of Wyoming or someplace that's nowhere near a highway so walling them in won't affect anyone else. Sorta like a thing, you know, they had in Siberia, and have currently in North Korea and China, the name of it's just on the tip of my tongue...

Spoiler: Moviebob Wars: Attack of the Tradcaths

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how stupid a concept that is.

Pharisaic Judaism has fixed laws which Gentiles living in Eretz Yisroel who don't adopt Judaism would have to follow under a Jewish theocracy - they're called the Noahide Laws. One of those laws condemns "idol worship and polytheism", which, according to them, includes Christianity. The idea that Pharisaic Judaism, one of the most legalistic religions out there, to the point where Jews see carrying your keys in your pocket on a Saturday to be a sin on the same level as murder, would just choose to ignore these laws is ridiculous. It gets even stupider when you consider that Judaism was, until the Middle Ages, relatively willing to proselytise to Gentiles (how else do you think the Khazars or Ethiopians converted?). It would make absolutely no sense for Jews to preach "idol worship" to Gentiles when plenty of them were willing to convert to Judaism proper. Heck, I'm sure Nero's wife was a Jewish convert.

"You shall not murder a child by abortion, nor kill a child at birth." - the Didache.

The Didache was written around 50 years after the death of Christ. It is by no means a modern religious invention and Christians throughout the ages have said that children inside the womb should have the same protections as those outside. While some Christians did believe that ensoulment happened during the pregnancy and didn't happen at conception, there was never a Christian author who believed that abortion was ever licit.

Bob's following the superstition that fetuses aren't "people". When a nontheist like Bob tries to define personhood without using "human being, regardless of developmental stage" as a baseline and wants to justify abortion, the resulting "logic" is going to be Grade A Believer (rather than Thinker) nonsense. If there's no God there's no Souls, so why would it matter to Bob whether a fetus has a soul and when?

The "superior" Romans and Greeks (especially Spartans) committed infanticide by exposure (leaving a baby out to die), and when Christianity came along, they scooped up these abandoned infants and raised them into Believers. Thus the Believers began to outnumber the Thinkers Other Believers. Bob is stupid.

Also, just wanted to jump in here and mention that while there's evidence the Khazars converted to Judaism, that there have been genetic studies done that show no link between Khazars and Ashkenazi Jews proper. Just in case people were wondering.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "I started this whole bit as a …

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"I was all like lol jk for a decade about the same joke but recent developments have made me think of changing my stance"
lol fuck off Lord of Lynn not even your most die hard of supporters have ever bought the "I was just joking" defense.

Tubby Hitler was soooooooo anticipating the attention I mean fallout from his rant that he preemptively cut off the GQPers off at the pass... and his interactions are basically where they were when he posted this 12 hours ago.

Spoiler: No Adam Baldwin attention for you!

There are only two quote tweets on the entire thread. I don't what happened with the other one. I saw it when I was putting this together but when I went back to capture it it was gone. I promise you it was pretty much the same as the captured quote tweet, a casual dismissal calling him a fascist or fat or both.
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Even when he purposefully tries to be as inflammatory as possible he fails. There's no outrage here. People are not frothing at the mouth because Bob, again, is calling for the wholesale removal of chunks of the population. If I had to guess, any pundit worth their salt is, one, not going to see this because Bob is so insignificant or, two, reads the whole thread and goes "this is bait", or, three, reads the whole thread and goes "Oh no he's retarded I can't talk about him!". All three are not mutually exclusive. I honestly think that this is attention whoring. If you look at the tweet that set this all off

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1466208324492443659

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That one quote tweet is him and there's only one reply
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HE CALLED HIM GYM! GET REKT AND BUCKDIE JORDAN!
Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, you may remember was highlighted when the movie Shang Chi desperately tried to make itself a thing. Tyler passed on picking up a plushy of the thing with two butts and could not find peace until he drove all the way back to his local Target and bought one. He showed all his friends online his pure joy from consooming. This is the attention Bob's getting, attention from man children and troons who are using their disposable income on something other than him. Forgive me as I don't remember who pointed it out but he pointed out that Bob got a big bump in supporters in January because of the Capitol riots. We're almost a year from that point, it's Christmas time, and how's he doing?
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Shaboom! Lost over a hundred bucks in a day. Even if you add in his social blade things aren't looking that good.
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You either tack on $72 bucks for a month's work or a thousand. That's some wild discrepancy right there. He's only got one other source of income that I'm aware of and...
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He's fresh out of trite to sell. *sadtrombone.WAV*

I'm not saying that he doesn't actually believe what he's saying. We've got over a decade of him saying the same pseudo-genocidal stuff. I suggesting that the way everything is phrased, the fact that it wasn't a drunk post, and the addition of the ending "bring it" zinger leads me to believe that he was hoping for an outrage rush which in turn would cause a deluge of sympathy bucks to come pouring in. No one's biting the bait because his whole rationale for his stance is "I h8 u ur dum." and no one outside of us is even going to pay attention to that.

It’s really fucking sad that a guy with a quarter of a million tweets, nearly 30k followers and over a decades worth of online “presence” gets so little engagement with his tweets

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also, just wanted to jump in here and mention that while there's evidence the Khazars converted to Judaism, that there have been genetic studies done that show no link between Khazars and Ashkenazi Jews proper. Just in case people were wondering.

True, but my point was that Jews did proselytise until the circumstances (dhimmitude, Christian anti-Judaism becoming more prevalent as Jews settled in Europe, and pagan tribes choosing to pick a religion that would let them ally themselves with Christendom or the Dar al-Islam) made that impractical.

Dhu Nuwas, for instance, was an Arab who converted to Judaism and burned thousands of Christians alive at Najran.

 

[JayHarrison]

Will Bob end up hating reality and human nature?

You mean Moviebob isn't already hating reality and human nature (or humans in general)?

The fact that when there is nothing else, we go back to the bakwards traditions he so much hates? Because some of our old traditions would come back once this age of plenty and technology crumbles away.

Which is why Moviebob's belief he's favored by Natural Selection™ mystifies me. I'll openly admit that I'll be hit hard if all modern technology goes bye-bye in the next few decades, but I don't lay claim to be a "naturally superiaa" entity that Moviebob (quite wrongly) boasts of himself.

Additionally, I don't see Moviebob lasting long in a world in which he has to fend for himself. From what I've observed of him via KiwiFarms, he'll never befriend those he deems inferior to himself (which is, say, 99% of humanity), he won't do anything that doesn't directly benefit himself (and himself alone), he sees physical strength as a meaningless, and he's literally too fucking stupid to think for himself without some technological idol to guide him.

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You know what Science has long concluded to be harmful? Fast food, especially in fairly small portions for an average sized "person".
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Moviebob kills more innocent brain cells in one tweet than obesity, heart disease, and diabetes kills humans in one year.

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And even when it comes to abortion, modern medicine and science have revealed that the early fetus is subjected to more suffering during the process than we previously believed (Thread by Grazie Pozo Christie, M.D.)
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The world can lose a cardiac surgeon who developed a new kind of artificial heart valves; the world can lose a practicing radiologist who draws her conclusion from science and ethics. What the world can't lose is a capeshit connoisseur who makes such eloquent use of animated gifs.

Eugenicist Moviebob is eugenicist.

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National Conservativism equals Nazi:
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No, the only participant in this thread whose policies here best resemble Nazism is Moviebob.

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He is just grotesque.

To the tune of the 1960s Spider-Man theme:
Moviebob / Moviebob
Fascist radio / active slob...

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Bobby had actually interviewed Jodie Foster and was intimated by her:
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That's because Moviebob is easily intimidated by women (hell, anyone) who's both stronger and smarter than he is.

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"Dear Mr. Chipman: Why do you so ardently support eugenics?"

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Bobby claims authority on the apostrophe. The fucking apostrophe of all things. He's gotta be shitting us.
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What Bobby refers to has a proper name: "greengrocer's apostrophe", but his field of reference is limited to cartoons.

Moviebob also laid sole, personal claim to Nancy Pelosi's lectern back on January 6, 2021.

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I struggle to think of a phrase more disgusting and reprehensible than "abortion is love" [...] something that Bob could fully get behind if not for it's Bob style of chunkheaded tone deafness. Thankfully the [National Women's Law Center] [...] got properly ratio'd.
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So there's still some hope I suppose.

You remember alleged comedienne Michelle Wolf's disgusting, reprehensible, shrill "God Bless Abortions!" spiel a couple years ago? Yeah, anyone who believes that "abortion is love" can go fuck themself, because the reality of the matter is (at least, in my opinion)...

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Additionally, I don't see Moviebob lasting long in a world in which he has to fend for himself

I believe he will not last long there because of the beetus and his insanely high calorie intake as well as his capability of offering nothing in return. But the beetus would be the main cause of death since there would be no insulin

 

[ChampFantana]

It’s really fucking sad that a guy with a quarter of a million tweets, nearly 30k followers and over a decades worth of online “presence” gets so little engagement with his tweets

No it ain't, it's funny as shit. It shows exactly what a pathetic, stupid loser The Eternal Virgin is.

While we're discussing abortion, y'all ever notice that the males who simp for it the hardest are the ones who have no chance of EVER getting laid? For fuck's sake, CHRIS CHAN has a higher risk of unexpected fatherhood than Lardo Retardo does.

Bobert is a fat, deranged retard and will die a virgin.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It's a weird technicality he's made up in his head. He's been convinced that God (or gods) doesn't exist, therefore there's no such thing as being an Atheist, because for some reason if God doesn't exist, you don't have to BELIEVE that there's no God? But wait, I thought Atheism (+) was LACK OF BELIEF in a God? Bob clearly lacks such belief. But no, Bobby's no Believer. He's a Thinker. Therefore he THINKS there is no god, therefore he's not an Atheist. Weird. Some needs to get him to elaborate, because that's some grade A autistic bullshit right there.

It's simpler than that. He doesn't call himself an atheist, because he's actually a Satanist. LaVeyan Satanists are atheistic, but they don't usually call themselves atheists, because that isn't as cool and edgy (and remember how much Bob hates the smug fat white male fedora-wearing atheist stereotype, because it fits him perfectly). Remember that weird atheist group he used to be part of, who thought that they could create their own afterlife through power of will? That's an occult thing. I believe the idea is that since the perception of time changes when you are dying, such that you can relieve your entire life in an instant, with sufficient willpower you could cram an arbitrary amount of conscious time in there. Once you existed forever, then you would use techniques similar to those used to create a tulpa to create an entire perceived world for yourself in your own mind.

Of course, if such a thing is possible, then what you are really doing is prolonging the perception of your own death indefinitely, turning an unpleasant but temporary state of transition into a lingering torment, a literally hellish self-made prison cell for the soul. And trying to rewrite your perception of reality in that state? That's taking the key and throwing it away. Self-chosen, eternal death. That's how the Antichrist and the False Prophet burn forever with Satan in the lake of fire. God isn't a sadist that wants to torture people forever, but He gave us Free Will and can't/won't take it back.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

No it ain't, it's funny as shit. It shows exactly what a pathetic, stupid loser The Eternal Virgin is.

While we're discussing abortion, y'all ever notice that the males who simp for it the hardest are the ones who have no chance of EVER getting laid? For fuck's sake, CHRIS CHAN has a higher risk of unexpected fatherhood than Lardo Retardo does.

They think if they support abortion, the promiscuous women who support it will include betas like them in the dick carousel.

 

[EnemyStand]

They think if they support abortion, the promiscuous women who support it will include betas like them in the dick carousel.

Well, if you look at it objectively a guy being pro-life gets nothing out of it. Killing the baby makes the "dad's" life easier: no child support payments, no getting tied to the woman forever, and carte blanche to avoid his responsibilities. Sure, you have the sexpests but some dudes literally think it's a better deal for them by the numbers (because it is) so they support it.

And hey, if there's one thing Current Year taught people, it's how to stay busy so you never have to feel the guilt!

 

[M0L0K]

I've been all over the place throughout my life in terms of religious views and politics, but I've only gotten more and more pro life as I get older, but especially modern pro abortion shit makes me legitimately angry. I also really hate the people who want to argue that its sanctioned by Christianity. To my thinking it flies in the face of pretty much any ideas presented in the Bible, and pretty much every great thinker of the Church that springs to my mind.

"For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well."

-Psalm 139

Call me crazy, but this doesn't sound like something from a Religion that would condone abortion.

Not sure why Bob is bothered about abortion though, its not like there's a snowball's chance in hell he'll procreate.

Well, I’m the Old Testament, which Psalms is also in, God orders his followers to commit genocides, rape children, and many other abominations. He even gets so mad he murders 99.999999999% planet’s population one time! What kind of dumb shut christ fag would ever say the God of the Bible isn’t Ok with killing children? LMAO

 

[Adamska]

Well, I’m the Old Testament, which Psalms is also in, God orders his followers to commit genocides, rape children, and many other abominations. He even gets so mad he murders 99.999999999% planet’s population one time! What kind of dumb shut christ fag would ever say the God of the Bible isn’t Ok with killing children? LMAO

Don't forget that thanks to the Catholic Church and more hardcore Protestant movements, you can't even use contraceptives other than "nAtUrAl" ones like trying to mark a schedule to avoid the abortion problem in the first place. See, that was actually a reason that pro-choicers actually had that made me agree with them to a degree until they lost their fucking minds and began going full Old Testament. By the way, abortion was a punishment to a cheater, and it meant fucking nothing since to the Jews of that time they didn't see a fetus as one; they saw it as a limb of the mother until they took first breath.

Anways back to the contraceptives: use contraceptives? How? So many countries fucking condemned it for the longest of times due to religious autism and there's still weirdos who try to push that away. And the thing is, that natural rhythm shit is notably less effective than a morning-after pill and condoms. Like yeah abstinence is 100%, but fuck off you assholes know that most people won't pull that off or just enter marriages to skirt it. If you get the big mad over abortion, then maybe don't restrict and shame people into making attempts to prevent the situation where they would WANT an abortion in the first place.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Don't forget that thanks to the Catholic Church, you can't even use contraceptives other than "nAtUrAl" ones like trying to mark a schedule to avoid the abortion problem in the first place. See, that was actually a reason that pro-choicers actually had until they lost their fucking minds.

Use contraceptives? How? So many countries fucking condemned it for the longest of times due to religious autism. And the thing is, that natural rhythm shit is notably less effective than a morning-after pill and condoms. If you get the big mad over abortion, then maybe don't restrict and shame people into making attempts to not WANT an abortion in the first place.

You know, there's a simple way to avoid getting pregnant that is 100% effective and supported by every religion, including us dang, dirty Papists.

Don't have sex.