Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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My dream scenario is that Sonic 2 is good, like REALLY good. So good that Bob can't deny it.

And that the Mario movie sucks.

That would be justice.
I think the Mario movie sucking is a forgone conclusion. It'll be soulless animation, barely comprehensible story and atrocious casting choices. My only question is whether Bob will outright hate it or try and force himself to like it, same as he did for the live action movie. I personally think he'll do the second, but seeing him have a full blown meltdown declaring Nintendo as dead to him would be glorious.
 
If he could Thanos-Snap away everyone on the globe, and create a legion of robots to keep the infrastructure going in their place? He'd do it, but that very night, he'd still be sleepless, fretting that one of the robots may go rogue, and the next morning, the purge of the robots would begin.
Damn, how did you uncover my secret origin??
 
Bob is so stupid he doesn't even recognize that there is a global elite that operate internationally. Or hes so stupid he thinks they're the good guys which is what a "believer" "thinks".
He thinks George Soros is a technocrat (which definitely means 'good' in Blobbanese) who's merely an imperfect human being so he undoubtedly thinks the latter.
 
While I’m not a fan of Sonic, I did see and I thought Knuckles was cool.

I might see the movie just for him.
I think Knuckles' design worked, but I think they pitched Elba's voice up (or he's throwing it that way) and I kinda wish he just did his normal voice. The film sure isn't for me, but if I had kids, I'd take them. Maybe I'll take my neices and nephews.
 
More in the tweeter thread where Bob ended with that one tweet that Dan Floss ended up replying to (a continuation of that Isiah 58 thread - I'll start it where Bob first left off):
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I like this Isiah cat. He sees through Blobert's garbage without going full Trump cultist.
 
Bobby's Angels. Bimbo Politics hates anti-SJWs because they ruined his life.
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Damn. Bimbo Politics must be ollllllldddd. They were there when Hayek wrote his all-encompassing (which to my knowledge has never been directly challenged, Rawls even agreed with it) critique of social justice in 1976!

Bobby admires China because the CPC aren't shy about dehumanizing people:
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So Robert doesn't know that China has spent millennia trying to oppress all their neighbors?

Also, does he think the United States oppresses Canada? I mean, we should. Violently and without remorse. But does he think we do?

That's not socialism at all. The fact that Robert thinks the NFL is socialist tells you all you need to know.

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Asshole is right again. Families are families, not socioeconomic systems.
What does Grigori Rasputin have to do with communism? They didn't even kill him!

Bobby is a frustrated artist, a frustrated artist who shills Vice and Teen Vogue.
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"This is how you lose people - you mock them with stuff that they'd LIKE to be doing. That's why it's lethal to be out of touch." - Film Robert

That he somehow thinks this is an argument FOR exclusionist social justice, and that he doesn't do the very same thing constantly, is impressive. Keep calling them Latinx though.

The internet continue to breed cults of nuttery, while Bobby once again fantasies deploying Emmas With Two Moms to end evil:
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The gif means "no bad tactics" and "Bobby is mentally eight years old".
But Trump was beaten at the ballot box not by mass bombing of American citizens by their own government?

Someone who is anti-abortion turns out to be a pedo; ergo everyone who don't chant "mah body mah choice" is running a "baby factory" and is a pedo:
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I can tell from this tweet that Robert thinks Josh Duggar has 19 children. (He's one of the 19 children.)
What's this "we" shit Robert? You ARE a millennial.
 
Like as much as of an a-log as it sounds, I kinda want to try to find some jock who used to give Bob swirlies when he was still light enough. I want to ask the guy if Bob was this much of a fag and if he actually went to their Highschool reunion. I want to know the guys current opinion and the I want to ask him "Why didn't you bully him harder?"
 
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