Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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retardo really going hard with that unpersoning shit. the hooters lady probably told him to fuck off and stop coming back

 

[Koby_Fish]

I've seen no evidence to suggest that he's intelligent enough to understand that he sounds little different from the Funny Mustache Austrian Painter Man.

He's so stupid/brainwashed, that he thinks it's legit to unperson people who he believes unperson and wants to gas the precious PeeOhCees/Genderunconformists/Gheys/Insert Minority Here, because I guess only Unpersons would Unperson people (I guess the qualifier here is 'innocent', as in, innocent of any wrongdoing that would necessitate unpersoning, such as voting for Drumpf). Only by Unpersoning the Unpersoners can we prevent genocide and usher in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah !

This of course is all contingent on all MAGA CHUDs and garden variety small-c conservatives actually being eager to minecraft the Minorities first chance they get, but Bob will never admit that not even a large portion of small-c conservatives wish to minecraft the Minorities or even cause them harm, and most are actually opposed to said harm, because he 'can't take a chance' that more will propagate from any who are left, and Bob is a broken, crayon-eating, paste consooming, blue curtain enthusiast of an exceptional individual.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't know if I ever saw Bob talk about the HP franchise directly (I only saw him refer to it when talking about it as a brand being toxic or some such) , and I'm sure he hates them passionately like any good NPConsoomer. But the talk that the friar gave was how the fear of death can not only hold you back from living the life God wants you to live, but it also makes you willing to make all sorts of moral compromises & failings. And for whatever reason, that just makes me think of Roberticus Cinematicus.

I don't know, I think he likes it considering some of the things he said. Examples like how he thinks Harry Potter and Sonic the Hedgehog will become Justice League characters eventually or how he bragged about Marvel Comics announcing Strange Academy, a comic doing the magic school premise, because he thinks this means Marvel Studios will make it into a movie and be a "Harry Potter killer".

He might bring it up a lot as a toxic brand but he also brings it up a lot whenever he does his thing of thinking of the MCU as an IP dumping ground that he wants to incorporate everything.

 

[JayHarrison]

Problem is, despite going all-in for mask mandate, no mask will ever prevent the virulent brain-destroying virus known as Stupiditiotus Moviebobum.

 

[Steelatlas]

On another note Movieblob has to be heavy on the copium right now.

Lets look at movie totals for super heroes this year:

Black Widow 379 Million + 60 million from Disney plus so 439 Million total (200 Million Budget)

Shang Chi 432 Million total (150 Million Budget)

Eternals 396 Million (200 Million Budget)

Venom 2 493 Million (110 Million Budget)

Spiderman: No Way Home Looks to have the second biggest opening ever (200 Million Budget)

So Eternals will lose money, Black Widow may have lost money, Shang Chi did poorly.

Meanwhile Sony looks like it will handily outperform Disney this year,

Also saw No Way Home, and basically Andrew Garfield in Sam Raimis Universe is the way forward for Sony.

Literally everything that was Disneyfied was terrible (Dr. Strange excluded)

Also I dont buy the whole pandemic as an excuse for poor box office this year. Venom 2 did poorly because Venom was only saved by a huge Chinese audience.

Also while Disney took a bath, Wonderwoman has to be killing WB 200 Million Budget 166 Million total.

WW84 is probably behind the scenes one of the worse movie fiascos since Waterworld.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, I know, right? I've heard people say that if it comes to getting a hypothetical "bar code" tattoo on their hand (rarely forehead mentioned) as an "upgrade" of debit card or chip buried in hand, they think that's the mark of the beast, but I seriously doubt it would be, unless the Bank/Credit Card Company also demands that you worship something else, in exchange.

All this makes me wonder just how Bob would react to the Antichrist performing miracles that cannot be explained by Science, initially. He does fancy himself a "scholar" that read the Bible, so he SHOULD know all about the Antichrist. Would he finally acknowlege that a god exists? Inquiring s want to know.

He'd probably just babble and demand he also get magical powers knowing him. Bob for a good while was a member of either a very strange LaVeyan cult or Esoteric Atheist cult where they thought that reality was permeable and changeable with thought and willpower. He'd probably slide back into that and try to believe his way into powers to kill the normals who mocked him. He wouldn't call it magic, he'd call it something awful like the Triumph of the Human Will.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

he must really like being photoshopped into nazi uniforms.

Well the Nazis had good tactics, just not good targets, according to Bob.

Also, at this point, we'll probably hit page 4500 before the end of the year.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

he must really like being photoshopped into nazi uniforms.

Well the Nazis had good tactics, just not good targets, according to Bob.

This bears reposting:

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Yeah, I know, right? I've heard people say that if it comes to getting a hypothetical "bar code" tattoo on their hand (rarely forehead mentioned) as an "upgrade" of debit card or chip buried in hand, they think that's the mark of the beast, but I seriously doubt it would be, unless the Bank/Credit Card Company also demands that you worship something else, in exchange.

All this makes me wonder just how Bob would react to the Antichrist performing miracles that cannot be explained by Science, initially. He does fancy himself a "scholar" that read the Bible, so he SHOULD know all about the Antichrist. Would he finally acknowlege that a god exists? Inquiring s want to know.

Bob literally believes that humans are on the verge of being able to rewrite the laws of physics. We know this, because he said so on Twitter. (I actually have the screenshot, but can't dig it out and post it right now.) There's nothing Bob won't swallow as long as you wrap it in the clothes of SCIENCE! (tm). Now, the more interesting question is, how would Bob react to a Christian performing miracles that can't be explained by science?

 

[Cactuar King]

Joke's on Bob. He's too fat for a hovercar or jetpack to lift him into the air.

 

[Toolbox]

It's a point brought up every now and then when moon wheat was a common joke. Basically, if you add to much mass to the moon it can wreck the Earth's gravitational pull on it. Since the moon's pull affects the tides, it can cause serious problems in our oceanic ecosystems. I was being hyperbolic, it's not like the world will blow up but it's a butterfly effect that could theoretically lead to the extinction of the human race.

If you transported all of Earth's lead to the moon maybe. I think this argument severely underestimates the mass of the moon/is arguing over thousands of years of time which is silly. I can agree on moon bases being a weaker proposition than ones on mars in some situations, but just putting research bases/mining bases to extract helium-3 for future reactors would be a good idea. I don't think anyone with half a brain is expecting moon cities other than movieblob.

 

[JayHarrison]

This bears reposting:
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I will never tire of the image because (a) it's funny, and (b) it's true.

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Dan Crenshaw has fewer eyes than Moviebob. Dan Crenshaw also has (infinitely) more IQ points than Bob, as well as Crenshaw having spent more time fighting for Team America:

As I've said in the past because I firmly believe it as truth: Moviebob would happily live the rest of his life on all fours to benefit himself than stand up for anything that actually benefits humanity.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Joke's on Bob. He's too fat for a hovercar or jetpack to lift him into the air.

Both the jet and hovercar wouldn’t even lift off the ground with him in it.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I can't believe that people in the future are more interested in using technology for their own self-interests instead of fulfilling my childish fantasies and building fun adult-sized toys for me to play with.

This bears reposting:
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This is lovely, but it's several years old now. We need more Nazi Bob pictures. Tons, covered in his "best" quotes. Really flood his mentions with them anytime he says stupid shit.

 

[make_it_so]

Joke's on Bob. He's too fat for a hovercar or jetpack to lift him into the air.

What Bob needs is that anti-grav belt worn by Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

Amazing that he finds fault with cryptominers for apparently being libertarian. And not the other slew of ramifications that arise from various tech being scalped amidst ongoing chip shortages.

This is the retard that bitched about not being able to have Halloween during a pandemic, and not, you know, all the people that were ill or dying or had lost their jobs. The diabetic fat fuck has never focused on actual problems.

It's a point brought up every now and then when moon wheat was a common joke. Basically, if you add to much mass to the moon it can wreck the Earth's gravitational pull on it. Since the moon's pull affects the tides, it can cause serious problems in our oceanic ecosystems. I was being hyperbolic, it's not like the world will blow up but it's a butterfly effect that could theoretically lead to the extinction of the human race.

But to do that, you'd basically have to add 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg of material onto the moon in order to have any noticeable effect.

Yeah, I know, right? I've heard people say that if it comes to getting a hypothetical "bar code" tattoo on their hand (rarely forehead mentioned) as an "upgrade" of debit card or chip buried in hand, they think that's the mark of the beast, but I seriously doubt it would be, unless the Bank/Credit Card Company also demands that you worship something else, in exchange.

All this makes me wonder just how Bob would react to the Antichrist performing miracles that cannot be explained by Science, initially. He does fancy himself a "scholar" that read the Bible, so he SHOULD know all about the Antichrist. Would he finally acknowlege that a god exists? Inquiring s want to know.

Unfortunately, the Swedes have introduced a "COVID pass chip" concept. Guess where they want to place it?

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

On another note Movieblob has to be heavy on the copium right now.

Lets look at movie totals for super heroes this year:

Black Widow 379 Million + 60 million from Disney plus so 439 Million total (200 Million Budget)

Shang Chi 432 Million total (150 Million Budget)

Eternals 396 Million (200 Million Budget)

Venom 2 493 Million (110 Million Budget)

Spiderman: No Way Home Looks to have the second biggest opening ever (200 Million Budget)

So Eternals will lose money, Black Widow may have lost money, Shang Chi did poorly.

Meanwhile Sony looks like it will handily outperform Disney this year,

Also saw No Way Home, and basically Andrew Garfield in Sam Raimis Universe is the way forward for Sony.

Literally everything that was Disneyfied was terrible (Dr. Strange excluded)

Also I dont buy the whole pandemic as an excuse for poor box office this year. Venom 2 did poorly because Venom was only saved by a huge Chinese audience.

Also while Disney took a bath, Wonderwoman has to be killing WB 200 Million Budget 166 Million total.

WW84 is probably behind the scenes one of the worse movie fiascos since Waterworld.

I still think Shang-Chi's budget is a lie, there is no way that such a cgi heavy movie costed less than 200 million, but thats jus tmy 'tism, my main point is that you are right with the pandemic excuse. Disney can say "its the stupid pandemic otherwise Eternals would have made a gazillion dollars" all they want but the truth is Fast and Furious earned its usual 700+ million, and No time to die outgrossed every single capeshit this year, and Spiderman will most likely make a billion dollars, so its not the pandemic they just made bad movies even the consoomers couldn't be bothered to watch

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I still think Shang-Chi's budget is a lie, there is no way that such a cgi heavy movie costed less than 200 million, but thats jus tmy 'tism, my main point is that you are right with the pandemic excuse. Disney can say "its the stupid pandemic otherwise Eternals would have made a gazillion dollars" all they want but the truth is Fast and Furious earned its usual 700+ million, and No time to die outgrossed every single capeshit this year, and Spiderman will most likely make a billion dollars, so its not the pandemic they just made bad movies even the consoomers couldn't be bothered to watch

Shit, the Pandemic is pretty much over. Sure, there people trying squeeze the very last drop out of it, but nobody's afraid anymore and nobody's locking down. Combine that with how every single streaming service and online movie platform exploded in popularity during the pandemic, and you've got no excuse for a big-time Marvel movie not to be a massive success.

 

[Bolo]

Also saw No Way Home, and basically Andrew Garfield in Sam Raimis Universe is the way forward for Sony.

You know what? I would watch that.

I may be tired of the capeshit stuff, but it isn't like I didn't enjoy the MCU up till endgame, even the weakest of those movies were still pretty enjoyable popcorn flicks and in the end everything came up in a impressive feat of making a decade long storyline, and the reason why I've droped these movies ain't because of "sjws" or any bellyaching about politics, it is just that the story I was invested in ended, and I moved on.

But Spider-man was the comic I grew up with, and man I would like to see it given a proper try with the character doing it's own adventures, because, and that is one thing I don't ever saw comics Expert Movie Robert here say, Spider-man, as well most of the Marvel heroes, the best stories they ever had were solo adventures, and that goes triple for Street Level characters, like Spider-man and Daredevil.

And the reason on why I want to see another go with Spiderman is that well, the character never got close to a proper adaptation from the comics.

The Raimi movies were fun, but they had this goofy and dopey Peter Parker (which Peter never was in the comic) and a cold Kristen Dunst Mary Jane (when she is supposed to be this firebrand Red head)

The Garfield movies were better in capturing Peter, and even Gwen, but the script of the second movie was god awfull.

And the MCU... no, just no, I don't buy Spiderboy Tom Holland and Zendaya MJ for a second, I don't care, they might as well be whole other characters. I didn't hate homecoming, didn't see the second one, and won't see this new one either, but not, not even for a second I felt like I was watching a Spider-man flick.

And that is fine, the Spider-man I like and grew up with is right there on the classic comics I have, and heck, even the new ones from Nick Spencer are rather fun, even if he is trying to retcon and make sense of "one more day"... But I don't need the movies or series or anything like that to enjoy the character since his best portrayal is the original.

But the point is, Spider-man doesn't need the MCU, never did, and if sony wants to give the character another go with Andrew Garfield again and some proper script, I'll say let's fucking go, or at the very least get a hot red head and have her say the line, and I'll be good.

 

[TigerGoblin]

If you transported all of Earth's lead to the moon maybe. I think this argument severely underestimates the mass of the moon/is arguing over thousands of years of time which is silly. I can agree on moon bases being a weaker proposition than ones on mars in some situations, but just putting research bases/mining bases to extract helium-3 for future reactors would be a good idea. I don't think anyone with half a brain is expecting moon cities other than movieblob.

So, Roberto, you are applying to the Moon City program, Robot body included. What exactly are you going yo do that will contribute? Can you do science?
No
Engineering?
No
You are a doctor? Can you treat people?
No, I do wear mask!
How about agriuculture for food?
The slaves mayoghouls do that
So what will you do there?
I will stay in the basement and watch capeshit!
We will get back to you on that.

DENIED

But to do that, you'd basically have to add 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg of material onto the moon in order to have any noticeable effect.

Heartbreaking. You can only send one of the Chipman brothers to the moon, but not both.

And that is fine, the Spider-man I like and grew up with is right there on the classic comics I have, and heck, even the new ones from Nick Spencer are rather fun, even if he is trying to retcon and make sense of "one more day"... But I don't need the movies or series or anything like that to enjoy the character since his best portrayal is the original.

But the point is, Spider-man doesn't need the MCU, never did, and if sony wants to give the character another go with Andrew Garfield again and some proper script, I'll say let's fucking go, or at the very least get a hot red head and have her say the line, and I'll be good.

Also, the PS4 version is the closest I have ever seen. Remarkable really.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If you transported all of Earth's lead to the moon maybe. I think this argument severely underestimates the mass of the moon/is arguing over thousands of years of time which is silly. I can agree on moon bases being a weaker proposition than ones on mars in some situations, but just putting research bases/mining bases to extract helium-3 for future reactors would be a good idea. I don't think anyone with half a brain is expecting moon cities other than movieblob.

Remember, like the Superior Future, the moon city bullshit only benefits Bob and not others. It doesn’t matter if making cities out of the moon will fuck up Earth and waste trillions of dollars, as long as Bob sees it and is happy, that’s all that matters.

That’s something I learn over the years on this thread. Bob’s politics and philosophies are all about himself and himself only.