Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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In terms of respectable critics, I'd listen to the Barenaked Ladies over Bob on what movies to watch.

The only critic I can say I've watched that is anywhere near as shit as Bob to my mind is Jim Sterling, granted, I don't usually go out of my way to find shitty critics, Bobby fills that niche perfectly well.
 
I don't think Bob's a sociopath, and I think his love for his family is genuine. I think the hateful, bigoted, genocidal twat on Twitter is actually a performative coping mechanism for how weak and useless he feels. He sticks to it even when confronted because he desperately doesn't want to lose it. He might actually be that angry, but he doesn't actually want to genocide da obsoletes, he's such a massive pussy he'd break down sobbing if that ever actually happened.

He's just a little bitch, and he's using the "get them before they get me" coping strategy.
for the moment, Bob seems to have rationalized his rage at the Obsoletes by latching onto the idea that the Mayonnaiseghoulen would love nothing more than to gas his exceptional niece, his azn (and undoubtedly blue-voting) bro-in-law and his troon cousin in Minecraft, were they to get the chance. That's why he gets stupid-mad at anyone that brings up his family. If a comment is directed at Bob about them (even probably totally innocent but inquisitive comment that probably only Bob and maybe Chris would even see), Bob has an excuse to tard rage out about it. I guess Bob would consider this a constructive use of his anger? Or at least gives him something to "justifiably" lash out at to give his rage something to do.

He's the meat shield to his family, against the horrid Obsoletes ™️ which of course makes him look selfless and heroic in his own eyes. However, to the rest of us with functioning brain cells, he looks like a narcissist playing the goddamn victim, because that's how a narcissist acts. It's a roundabout pity-grab and Internet Tough Guy ™️ act all rolled into one. "Here, look at me, defending my helpless famly and especially exceptional niece from the Dang Dirty Trolls ™️ MAGA CHUDs!" - Bob, probably
 
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I really think it all has to do with him not liking his DC adaptations. You see, Bob is what you’d call a Silver Age purist: he believes that that period of comics is the pinnacle of the medium and that all adaptations should strive to recreate it tonally. Hence, his massive hard-on for the MCU. Zack Snyder’s DC movies, on the other hand, are more influenced by the Modern Age of comics (also known as the Dark Age or Iron Age), which Bob sees as heretical. So we see him lash out at those movies for failing to live up to his autistic standards.
He's not a purist, and it has nothing to do with the silver age. Bob has stated time and again he doesn't care what the MCU does when adapting the comics and sees Marvel as just a bunch of stories that don't matter except for farming ideas that could be turned into movies/shows for the MCU.

No, his problem is he's a moron who likes bright colors and big explosions. He hates the DC movies for being subtle, darker and more grounded. It's why he's raging against the idea of the Netflix shows becoming canon now, because those are more like DC than the MCU. Joker's great sin was not anything to do with its story, to him the worst part was that it was a movie set in a superhero world that had no CGI spectacle, no big action set pieces, and no colorful costumes he could gush over.
 
No, his problem is he's a moron who likes bright colors and big explosions. He hates the DC movies for being subtle, darker and more grounded. It's why he's raging against the idea of the Netflix shows becoming canon now, because those are more like DC than the MCU. Joker's great sin was not anything to do with its story, to him the worst part was that it was a movie set in a superhero world that had no CGI spectacle, no big action set pieces, and no colorful costumes he could gush over.
I imagine that Bob, being the bandwagon jumper he is, hated Batman & Robin for its campiness. The irony of it now is that Warner Bros. demanded that both it and its immediate predecessor Batman Forever be made lighter and softer after the darkly violent Batman Returns upset McDonalds and other merchandising partners. The MCU is basically camp because of its bright colors and self-referential humor, but Bob wants to pretend that it's high art.
 
I'm thinking more that Bob may at first excuse such things based on "she's disabled, she can't help it" because damn that would be super close to home there, and depending on how old the kid is at the time. He might excuse the younger years and maybe right into adulthood if that path is followed, but I think in the end if his exceptional niece ends up being ironically less exceptional than him about politics, the mask would slowly slip.

However, it is status quo right now, that exceptional children raised in leftist households almost always turn out leftist because they need gubmint money to survive once they hit adulthood (if Chris was exceptional and didn't have a savings plan/trust to leave to his daughter when she becomes an adult so she won't be in abject poverty into her older ages). Very rarely is there a rebellion against parental political values in that situation. So unless the niece is smart enough to figure out that far leftism is a joke and doesn't work, Bob will be happy to be Good Ol' Doting Uncle Bob for the forseeable holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.
How exceptional is his niece? She's five (although to be fair, an autistic guy in my extended family got diagnosed about that age) so I'm not sure whether she's actually a sped or whether she's just not socialising well with other kids because her parents are Branch Covidians and whether that's led Chris to interpret that as her being an autist.

Regardless, she doesn't deserve to be in the situation she's in. If you're a father, you have a duty to your kids, doubly so if they're disabled, be it physically or mentally. Chris couldn't care less about his kids and just uses them as props for his grift. If any of you post in Beauty Parlour, specifically the Tard Baby thread, you'll probably have seen at least one post about a parent using their disabled kid for likes and donations. Chris reminds me of that and it's, IMO, really scummy.
 
I really think it all has to do with him not liking his DC adaptations. You see, Bob is what you’d call a Silver Age purist: he believes that that period of comics is the pinnacle of the medium and that all adaptations should strive to recreate it tonally. Hence, his massive hard-on for the MCU. Zack Snyder’s DC movies, on the other hand, are more influenced by the Modern Age of comics (also known as the Dark Age or Iron Age), which Bob sees as heretical. So we see him lash out at those movies for failing to live up to his autistic standards.
Hahahaha no.

Bob is not a Silver Age guy; he's a crayon eating retard who thinks that everything must match all the capeshit cartoons he rocked and flapped his arms for that aired mainly in the mid-80s to early 90s. The only variant I think's even in the cards are when it matches whatever the cool kids bleat out about diversity. MCU is due to a mix of fake nerd cred, the desire to have successes and stealing others' wins for himself, and because they're so simple a pants shitting sped like him could barely understand it.

I'd know a silver age purist; I'm very much a silver age purist myself; to the point where I've been binge reading all the goofy monster and horror shit that Marvel used to do back in the 1950s recently. To me, my absolute favorite stories were when you had Stan the Man team up with Kirby, Heck, or Ditko. To use the hero that started the MCU: Sure, I enjoy Demon in the Bottle; it gave Tony his flaws and made him actually interesting to a lot more people. But I also genuinely read and enjoy Iron Man's issues where you knew why the fuck he was called Shell Head, and where he beat up commie agents to shill capitalism.

So no, Bob isn't some silver age purist who only loves MCU because it mimics that style. Bob is a retard who formed all his opinions on comics based on cartoons he watched, and then spammed the fan wikis and actual wikipedia to pretend he knows shit.
 
for the moment, Bob seems to have rationalized his rage at the Obsoletes by latching onto the idea that the Mayonnaiseghoulen would love nothing more than to gas his exceptional niece, his azn (and undoubtedly blue-voting) bro-in-law and his troon cousin in Minecraft, were they to get the chance. That's why he gets stupid-mad at anyone that brings up his family.
I like how Robert never explains the contradiction between all of this and the fact that, unlike most Mayo Ghouls including those he won't forgive despite their voting for Biden in 2020, he has lived since 2015 under Republican Governor Charlie Baker. Someone who his supposed Thinker State (despite being 74% non-Hispanic white) re-elected in 2018 with 66.6% of the vote.

Hahahaha no.

Bob is not a Silver Age guy; he's a crayon eating retard who thinks that everything must match all the capeshit cartoons he rocked and flapped his arms for that aired mainly in the mid-80s to early 90s. The only variant I think's even in the cards are when it matches whatever the cool kids bleat out about diversity. MCU is due to a mix of fake nerd cred, the desire to have successes and stealing others' wins for himself, and because they're so simple a pants shitting sped like him could barely understand it.

I'd know a silver age purist; I'm very much a silver age purist myself; to the point where I've been binge reading all the goofy monster and horror shit that Marvel used to do back in the 1950s recently. To me, my absolute favorite stories were when you had Stan the Man team up with Kirby, Heck, or Ditko. To use the hero that started the MCU: Sure, I enjoy Demon in the Bottle; it gave Tony his flaws and made him actually interesting to a lot more people. But I also genuinely read and enjoy Iron Man's issues where you knew why the fuck he was called Shell Head, and where he beat up commie agents to shill capitalism.

So no, Bob isn't some silver age purist who only loves MCU because it mimics that style. Bob is a retard who formed all his opinions on comics based on cartoons he watched, and then spammed the fan wikis and actual wikipedia to pretend he knows shit.
This is often an ignored point, the MCU is really not much like the Lee/Kirby/Ditko era. Most of it comes out of the era after that and in the later 1970s. Which makes sense since Kevin Feige was born only eight years before his fellow industry veteran MovieBob. (Also the fact that Marvel didn't have access to some of the main characters of 1960s Marvel in Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four.)
 
Hahahaha no.

Bob is not a Silver Age guy; he's a crayon eating retard who thinks that everything must match all the capeshit cartoons he rocked and flapped his arms for that aired mainly in the mid-80s to early 90s. The only variant I think's even in the cards are when it matches whatever the cool kids bleat out about diversity. MCU is due to a mix of fake nerd cred, the desire to have successes and stealing others' wins for himself, and because they're so simple a pants shitting sped like him could barely understand it.

I'd know a silver age purist; I'm very much a silver age purist myself; to the point where I've been binge reading all the goofy monster and horror shit that Marvel used to do back in the 1950s recently. To me, my absolute favorite stories were when you had Stan the Man team up with Kirby, Heck, or Ditko. To use the hero that started the MCU: Sure, I enjoy Demon in the Bottle; it gave Tony his flaws and made him actually interesting to a lot more people. But I also genuinely read and enjoy Iron Man's issues where you knew why the fuck he was called Shell Head, and where he beat up commie agents to shill capitalism.

Goddamn, you know the feeling you always had, but someone goes and vocalizes perfectly and nails it? its like someone managed managed to lift a heigth from your shoulders.

It was clear enough that Robert was no comic reader, he can recite what other says and jumble words enough from wikipedia to make it look like he knows what he is talking about, but from all those years he's been on social media, I've never seen him talking about his favorite artists, which runs of writers he likes the most, and forget talking about any of recent books he has been reading.

Whenever Robert mentions comics, it is always from some anecdotal shit, like the tree cows cover, or some obscure character he thinks he is flexing his nerd cred shit, but I never got the feeling he actually likes comics.

But I tottally believe he was into the 90's marvel Fox cartoons, even if the only decent one was the X-men, and maybe the first season of Spiderman (before they ran out of money and started to re-use animations like a mother), or even some bullshit like Spiderman and Amazing Friends, which was shit 80's cartton and kids only watched it because of Firerstar's ass.

And by watching the cartoons, pretty much like Robert does with videogames, he has a passing knowledge about it, and he passes off as being a expert about it, and the cartoons do use a lot of the classical characters and storylines from the comics, even if heavly changed. Even if you've never read X-men, but watched the cartoon, you have a pretty good idea of how the Phoenix Saga went down (and it was a relly nice adaptation, and it was what made me back issue dive to find those comics and i found out the X-men were so much better than the 90's shit I was reading).

I'll say, it is uncanny (har har har) how Robert made himself this image of "Marvel guru" when it is obvious he is a fucking poser, so much that even dolts like Matpat are paying him to show off his comics knowledge on his algorithm chasing channel, but no one has called him out on the main yet.

I guess it is sad and pathetic to say "you are not a true fan of comics", and I honestly don't care if people like comics or the MCU or whatever, it is just the posing that drives me nuts.
 
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How exceptional is his niece? She's five (although to be fair, an autistic guy in my extended family got diagnosed about that age) so I'm not sure whether she's actually a sped or whether she's just not socialising well with other kids because her parents are Branch Covidians and whether that's led Chris to interpret that as her being an autist.

Regardless, she doesn't deserve to be in the situation she's in. If you're a father, you have a duty to your kids, doubly so if they're disabled, be it physically or mentally. Chris couldn't care less about his kids and just uses them as props for his grift. If any of you post in Beauty Parlour, specifically the Tard Baby thread, you'll probably have seen at least one post about a parent using their disabled kid for likes and donations. Chris reminds me of that and it's, IMO, really scummy.
IDK how exceptional she is, but apparently she needs meds for various things. Remember when Chris used the fact of his kid's meds to e-beg (because he was too lazy to go to the proper pharmacy)? At least he hasn't done that lately, though, AFAIK.

Hypocrite Bob (bob can mention his family but god forbid anyone else do so) has mentioned things she's said which mostly sound "normal" (well normal for an autist anyway) in the sense of seeming to have a decent grasp on words while becoming fixated on new product and getting excited for next product. And that's if Bob direct quoted instead of paraphrasing. Every once in a while Bob's mentioned things that are kinda exceptional in context, but I forget what those were.
 
I like how Robert never explains the contradiction between all of this and the fact that, unlike most Mayo Ghouls including those he won't forgive despite their voting for Biden in 2020, he has lived since 2015 under Republican Governor Charlie Baker. Someone who his supposed Thinker State (despite being 74% non-Hispanic white) re-elected in 2018 with 66.6% of the vote.
Baker is a New England RINO, and so Bob probably doesn't mind, or more likely he's done nothing to draw Bob's retard anger. In fact, Bob is such an ignoramus I doubt he even knows who his governor is.
This is often an ignored point, the MCU is really not much like the Lee/Kirby/Ditko era. Most of it comes out of the era after that and in the later 1970s. Which makes sense since Kevin Feige was born only eight years before his fellow industry veteran MovieBob. (Also the fact that Marvel didn't have access to some of the main characters of 1960s Marvel in Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four.)
Isn't the MCU mainly inspired by the Ultimates universe?
 
What does "Like Kurosawa, I make mad" mean? Is he misquoting Bare Naked Ladies?
yeah, he admitted he took it from Barenaked Ladies. "Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a Samurai" I believe is the full line context? So I guess the "joke" is if Bob made movies there'd be a Samurai in it.
Yeah... I think there wouldn't be any samurai in a Moviebob screenplay. Committing seppuku would be a far more honorable act.



Moviebob is fluent in America's universal langauge (and also fluent in Dumbfuck, which is why he's such a simp for Fauxcahontas):
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Moviebob simps for Oprah Winfrey:
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My response:
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I wouldn't mind a President Oprah... just so long as she doesn't run as a Democrat. (And there's literally a zero-percent chance that Oprah could ever be worse than Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris.)



Regressive basement-cave dweller talks about left/right again (directly related to the previous screengrab):
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Yeah, because nothing says "fully-evolved modern 21st Century human" than Moviebob, a film critic whose still can't get past September 10, 2001, and literally wants to see a Superiyaa Fyuuchaa in which the U.S.A. devolves into the reincarnation of Nazi Germany.



Despite not providing any examples of inflation (outside of his egotistical behavior), Moviebob slams his political opposition for using the same word:
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At what point do we say "too stupid"? Bob can find a proper definition of "too stupid" just by looking in any mirror.

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As I so oft repeat because I see it as truth: You can create a Venn diagram with "Stupid" as a red circle and "Evil" as a yellow circle. Moviebob has taken up permanent residence within the orange-colored area where both circles overlap.

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"The ignorant serve the interests of the corrupt [...] as organic outgrowth", huh? Bob's too lacking in self-awareness--or just plain stupid--to realize that he is one of the ignorant masses who will eagerly bend his knee(s) to serve corrupt politicians (Führer Hillary, first and foremost).

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You might seriously want to consider practicing what you preach for once, Bob. (And there is no such thing as a good Moviebob. We know this to be true; Moviebob's personality is an open book, and everyone here has done sufficient research on him to call him out on his perpetual stream of verbal bullshit.)
 
Yeah... I think there wouldn't be any samurai in a Moviebob screenplay. Committing seppuku would be a far more honorable act.



Moviebob is fluent in America's universal langauge (and also fluent in Dumbfuck, which is why he's such a simp for Fauxcahontas):
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Moviebob simps for Oprah Winfrey:
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My response:
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I wouldn't mind a President Oprah... just so long as she doesn't run as a Democrat. (And there's literally a zero-percent chance that Oprah could ever be worse than Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris.)



Regressive basement-cave dweller talks about left/right again (directly related to the previous screengrab):
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Yeah, because nothing says "fully-evolved modern 21st Century human" than Moviebob, a film critic whose still can't get past September 10, 2001, and literally wants to see a Superiyaa Fyuuchaa in which the U.S.A. devolves into the reincarnation of Nazi Germany.



Despite not providing any examples of inflation (outside of his egotistical behavior), Moviebob slams his political opposition for using the same word:
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At what point do we say "too stupid"? Bob can find a proper definition of "too stupid" just by looking in any mirror.

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As I so oft repeat because I see it as truth: You can create a Venn diagram with "Stupid" as a red circle and "Evil" as a yellow circle. Moviebob has taken up permanent residence within the orange-colored area where both circles overlap.

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"The ignorant serve the interests of the corrupt [...] as organic outgrowth", huh? Bob's too lacking in self-awareness--or just plain stupid--to realize that he is one of the ignorant masses who will eagerly bend his knee(s) to serve corrupt politicians (Führer Hillary, first and foremost).

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You might seriously want to consider practicing what you preach for once, Bob. (And there is no such thing as a good Moviebob. We know this to be true; Moviebob's personality is an open book, and everyone here has done sufficient research on him to call him out on his perpetual stream of verbal bullshit.)
And yet Moviebob insists he does not support Eugenics, when in that last tweet right there, he's basically espousing eugenic (or eugenic-adjacent) beliefs. Eugenics wasn't just about racisms. It was about the intelligent vs the stupid. Bob wants to cull the stupids, because stupids are immoral and thus evil. Bob is a fucking eugenicist, in reality, whether he likes it or not, and whether he's racist against PeeOhCees/bigoted against gays and troons or not. (and no amount of weaseling-out of it by claiming "But but it's only Eugenics if I wanted to gas Trump's Chosen and the Darkies and the Bundles of sticks! But I don't, so it's not True and Honest Eugenics!" will change that)

Of course Bob's go-to fig leaf here is 'Let Natural Selection Minecraft them'. Also, Bob's concepts of good and evil (and stupid and intelligent) are fucked AND smoothbrained.
 
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Isn't the MCU mainly inspired by the Ultimates universe?

Not really, at least I don't think so. I guess you could say the characterization of certain character is closer to the ultimate universe than the original comics, like Tony Stark, and overall dialogue and stuff like that is more akin to the ultimate, but mainly because the ultimate universe is a modern take of the classical characters, so it was also a effort to bring up to date these characters. As much as I have a foundness for late 70's and 80's Marvel, hard to deny that even then those comics speech and narration felt dated.

But in terms of storylines and such? fuck no, the ultimate universe goes into weird and crazy places not to mention that, aside from Spider-man, the ultimate comics aren't really good. I mean, I'm sure the more experienced with the ultimate comics can say otherwise, but the one's I've read besides Spiderman was Fantastic Four, X-men , Iron Man, and the Ultimates. And aside from some issues of the Ultimates and Spiderman, the rest was not all that great... Fantastic Four was fucking awfull.
 
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Isn't the MCU mainly inspired by the Ultimates universe?
Yeah, the Avengers stuff is. So most of the first wave up to the first movie, but then Feige has mined other stuff, obviously The Infinity Gauntlet and stuff from Cosmic Marvel but also Civil War, lots of stuff is tied to 1970s Thor, etc. Almost none of it from the Lee/Kirby/Ditko era.

Feige has actually done a good job at not doing what Bob would do which is totally mine his childhood familiarity with Marvel for literally everything. I probably simplified a bit too much.
Moviebob simps for Oprah Winfrey:
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Oprah has made a career and billions off of pushing harmful pseudoscience that she never debunks or warns about. Plus shit like contributing to moral panics over Satanism and child abuse and etc. Way to show your idolizing of Thinkers, Bob.

Regressive basement-cave dweller talks about left/right again (directly related to the previous screengrab):
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President Joe Biden is a believing and practicing strong Catholic. Is Robert accusing him of lying about his faith?

Despite not providing any examples of inflation (outside of his egotistical behavior), Moviebob slams his political opposition for using the same word:
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Most people, including those complaining, would recognize inflation as rising prices. This turns out to be a totally workable definition. In fact it's the economics 101 definition.

Good to know that Robert is still stuck in the position of denying inflation is happening though. A position that the Democrats have completely abandoned recently.
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As I so oft repeat because I see it as truth: You can create a Venn diagram with "Stupid" as a red circle and "Evil" as a yellow circle. Moviebob has taken up permanent residence within the orange-colored area where both circles overlap.

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"The ignorant serve the interests of the corrupt [...] as organic outgrowth", huh? Bob's too lacking in self-awareness--or just plain stupid--to realize that he is one of the ignorant masses who will eagerly bend his knee(s) to serve corrupt politicians (Führer Hillary, first and foremost).

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You might seriously want to consider practicing what you preach for once, Bob. (And there is no such thing as a good Moviebob. We know this to be true; Moviebob's personality is an open book, and everyone here has done sufficient research on him to call him out on his perpetual stream of verbal bullshit.)
This is amazingly dark, even for Robert, to proclaim that morality and "conventional intelligence" are linked with perfect correlation. Thus one should consider it morally bad for someone to be stupid. Also to deny the possibly of there being an intelligent evil person is an interesting stance for a Thinker to take.

Of course, by this theory, we should take the regular display by Robert of posting things that are clearly wrong that he could have looked up before hand as proof that he's a bad person.
 
Not really, at least I don't think so. I guess you could say the characterization of certain character is closer to the ultimate universe than the original comics, like Tony Stark, and overall dialogue and stuff like that is more akin to the ultimate, but mainly because the ultimate universe is a modern take of the classical characters, so it was also a effort to bring up to date these characters. As much as I have a foundness for late 70's and 80's Marvel, hard to deny that even then those comics speech and narration felt dated.

But in terms of storylines and such? fuck no, the ultimate universe goes into weird and crazy places not to mention that, aside from Spider-man, the ultimate comics aren't really good. I mean, I'm sure the more experienced with the ultimate comics can say otherwise, but the one's I've read besides Spiderman was Fantastic Four, X-men , Iron Man, and the Ultimates. And aside from some issues of the Ultimates and Spiderman, the rest was not all that great... Fantastic Four was fucking awfull.
The MCU seems to be a hybrid of Marvel proper and the Ultimates

The Avengers coming together with definitely more Ultimates given Shield's involvement.

Nick Fury is Ultimate Nick.

Hawkeye having a wife Laura and kids is from the Ultimates.

Hulk's origin being a continuation of the Super Soldier Program is Ultimates.

Thor's personality while not a match to either 616 or Ultimates does lean more Ultimates IMO.

Falcon is Ultimates Falcon morphed into 616 Falcon/Captain America.

Younger version of May is Ultimates.

To name some.

To address the Blobby being a Silver Age fan as mentioned in the Thread no way. If a Silver Age Purist he would had hated Avengers 2012 because of the Ultimates influences and there being no Ant-Man or Wasp. He also would had hated AOU for the Changes of making Ultron Tony's creation instead of Hank Pym's.

IMO Bobert now sees Snyder as a Dudebro and thus he hates all Snyder touches.
 
Bob, just because you can't understand inflation when they explain it doesn't mean they can't explain it. Especially when you refuse to listen since you already know everything.

Oh, look he's setting up his moral argument for purging the intellectually deficient untermenschen. Again.
 
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