Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bob is just a fan of the Marvel women he jacks off to that he’ll never have a chance with in real life, so he substitutes that by white knighting them.
Female character white knights are just sad and pathetic. And I thought IRL people white knights were bad enough.

"Hating female characters is sexist, no matter how they are written or executred."

I call bullshit. They are just horny, but deny it. They need to be honest and maybe they wouldn't be so mocked.
 
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So this is why Bobby and the rest of the Coastal cultural imperialists think they have a right to lord over you - "states shouldn't exist." Well guess what, shit for brains. Those places that you don't think should exist, the people there think they should. And those people that you don't think are people, they believe they are. Keep poking the bear, shit head. Please do. Because at this point, the violence and destruction that would inevitably result are to me outweighed by the prospect of seeing you fucking arrogant bastards get your comeuppance.

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Have you looked in the mirror lately, Bob?
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You are literally a misshapen sack of lipids with inbred retard eyes and twig arms, and reading your daily Twitter diarrhea confirms that your intellect is as subhuman as your appearance. Nothing that woman has said is incorrect, having a morbidly obese model in a fitness store is lunacy, and your denial that your daily small amount of McDonald's is going to kill you before you hit age 50 is grimly hilarious to the rest of us.
Classic Bob, completely ignoring the massive economic pre-lockdown boom that covid lockdowns completely and utterly killed. Whether Trump was the cause or not (I tend to give him more credit than some), he was at the helm of new economic heights for America.

Calling what Biden is doing to America and its economy "cruise control" is like letting loose a rattlesnake in your babies crib and calling it a "minor issue".

Then again, Bob is the type of person to eat a baby so I guess he would relate more with the rattlesnake in this scenario.
Bob and Rattlesnakes have a lot in common - both have tiny reptilian brains that lack empathy, operate only and the base instinct to eat, and angrily lash out at anything that gets in their way. But the difference is, I can actually have some empathy for the Rattlesnakes - they can't help themselves, and 99% of the time don't actively go out looking to harm people.
If we just did what we need to do anyway and starved out all the Red State Trash who did this to us then COVID would be gone and we could get back to the SUPERIOR FUTURE cruise-control of watching Disney films on the big screen.
That this is unironically what Bob believes is exactly why he rightfully earned all the online hatred he bitches about.
This is of course not even factoring in that any gains Disney makes are sucked up into the financial black holes that are their parks for the last few years.
If I recall correctly, Iger's massive studio/IP acquisition binge put the company in over $50 billion dollars of debt...and that was before the 'Rona shut the parks down.
 
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Derp, completely forgot about Joker.

Bob and people like this dude so badly want Adam West Batman back for whatever reason even though that version of Batman was a brief aberration in the comics and the TV show was a deliberate parody of various things. So they glom onto Schumacher Batman (really just Batman & Robin) even though it's not anything more than a toy commercial and Schumacher himself didn't care for it.
Joel Schumacher even went as far as to apologize to people who didn't like Batman and Robin:


For that alone he has my respect.

And all of this when Batman is like the one superhero you can legitimately do as an adult targeted film because you can just mash it up with police/crime films and be pretty successful by default. Which you'd think they'd be for since they're constantly pushing garbage like Eternals or not really original stuff like Black Panther as being these heady and intellectually serious takes on superhero films with grand and thoughtful ideas.
I think that they're just going by their gut intuition that movies like Eternals and Black Panther are good movies, and working backwards from that to justify why they're big-brained movies (they do the opposite for movies like The Batman of course).

Female character white knights are just sad and pathetic. And I thought IRL people white knights were bad enough.

"Hating female characters is sexist, no matter how they are written or executred."

I call bullshit. They are just horny, but deny it. They need to be honest and maybe they wouldn't be so mocked.
Speaking of Batman, I've noticed this a lot with his female villains (namely Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy). Except in that case, they white knight for them in regards to their "mistreatment" by writers (which in their mind is having them appeal to male sexuality in any way), talking about how "they deserve better".
 
Joel Schumacher even went as far as to apologize to people who didn't like Batman and Robin:


For that alone he has my respect.


I think that they're just going by their gut intuition that movies like Eternals and Black Panther are good movies, and working backwards from that to justify why they're big-brained movies (they do the opposite for movies like The Batman of course).


Speaking of Batman, I've noticed this a lot with his female villains (namely Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy). Except in that case, they white knight for them in regards to their "mistreatment" by writers (which in their mind is having them appeal to male sexuality in any way), talking about how "they deserve better".
Of course, people like MovieBlob and Andrew Dobson see other men as competition, seeing them getting in the way of their waifus. I blame MovieBlob and Dobson for making misandry rampant in the yuri and femdom communities.
 
LOL at Bob implying J.K. Rowling was involved with the Potter kids' "INITIAL" success. Has any of them had a huge, overwhelming success since? I mean I know they've worked steadily but none are likely to move into something where they surpass their fame (or paychecks) for having been in Harry Potter.

I don't know about "great" but it looks good and entertaining and maybe even kind of cerebral. The cast and crew just invites confidence. Pattinson's been on a roll lately.

Damn, Pattinson disproves my above point a bit, doesn't it? But then he wasn't a star of the Potter movies, just a bit player.
No, I'd say Pattinson proves it, albeit not with Rowling. His small role in HP was only his second, but his major breakout role was in the Twilight series, a role that introduced him to the insanity of horny wine aunts and teenagers. The series as a whole didn't reach the heights of the HP series, but it certainly did well ($3.3 billion gross over five films compared to $7.8 billion over eight). But he managed to escape being typecast as a prettyboy that girls would swoon over and focus on a pretty strong career afterwards, taking on roles in more adult, serious fare by and large, with the occasional blockbuster more recently. I think that if Tenet had come out in a normal year, it very well could have done better than any of the Twilight films, and The Batman certainly has the potential to now that people are increasingly fine with heading to theaters again. So maybe he owes his initial success to Stephanie Meyer, but he's worked hard since then to make a name for himself, almost doing a second career launch to end up where he is today. He certainly hasn't shied away from how much he hates Twilight, though I don't know if he's said anything bad about Meyer personally.

Meanwhile, of the core HP trio, only Daniel Radcliffe is really doing much these days, with nothing really coming close to the HP films budget- or box office-wise. Rupert Grint is doing mostly TV work now, and Emma Watson hasn't done anything since 2019 aside from showing up for the reunion special. I'd say they owe pretty much all their success to Rowling, with maybe the exception of Radcliffe, but even then HP is the overwhelming bulk of his.

Funny how some randies can do more in their spare time than Bob can do at his "job."
 
Of course, people like MovieBlob and Andrew Dobson see other men as competition, seeing them getting in the way of their waifus. I blame MovieBlob and Dobson for making misandry rampant in the yuri and femdom communities.
It's a loser's coping mechanism. These guys behave precisely like Chris did on his heyday, when Chris blamed the existence of other men on his being single, never working towards improving himself. Ugly people exist everywhere, if only gorgeous people reproduced we wouldn't have ugly people around on the basis of simple logic!

There are two kinds of beauty, physical and personal beauty. People like Bob are not only not attractive by conventional standards, but also horrid in terms of personality. Being likeable is astoundingly important when meeting people, get a supermodel and ask him to behave like a manbaby asshole (in other words, MovieBob) towards others and he will be hated just as much as Bob is!

Not powerleveling, but on the walks of life I met some guys that have happy, fulfilling love lives and are as far from a Greek God in looks as they could get, precisely because they were fucking likeable and nice to have around, unlike guys like Bob and Dobson!

Speaking of Batman, I've noticed this a lot with his female villains (namely Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy). Except in that case, they white knight for them in regards to their "mistreatment" by writers (which in their mind is having them appeal to male sexuality in any way), talking about how "they deserve better".

I find it laughable that people like Bob claim to be feminists and yet treat women with double standards. If they redid Joker with a woman playing the character, Bob would probably side with her on basis of her being a woman, the writers could write her to be a fucking monster that wipes villages off the map and Bob would probably come up with an excuse to defend her!

Treating women and men as equals means punishing a deranged female villain as much as you would do so to a male villain. I do get that some viewers (myself included) get more sensible with violence against women, it comes with instinct so I can understand if the writers tone it down, but this doesn't mean that Harley Quinn should get away or be defended when she bombs a building full of civilians!
 
Derp, completely forgot about Joker.

Bob and people like this dude so badly want Adam West Batman back for whatever reason even though that version of Batman was a brief aberration in the comics and the TV show was a deliberate parody of various things. So they glom onto Schumacher Batman (really just Batman & Robin) even though it's not anything more than a toy commercial and Schumacher himself didn't care for it. And all of this when Batman is like the one superhero you can legitimately do as an adult targeted film because you can just mash it up with police/crime films and be pretty successful by default. Which you'd think they'd be for since they're constantly pushing garbage like Eternals or not really original stuff like Black Panther as being these heady and intellectually serious takes on superhero films with grand and thoughtful ideas.
While I do think on some level Brainless Bobby does prefer Adam West's kookiness and lack of violence due to being a childish sped, I don't think he dislikes violent batman.

I'm almost certain that no; the reason that he hates Batman so fucking much is he is still enraged over this one time over 15 years ago some republican blogger said he really liked the Dark Knight film. No, seriously, Bob is such a fucking stupid delusional retard he basically will scream that something is shit because someone who disagreed with him and maybe rebuked him once said it was good.

He's that pathetic and retarded. Plus maybe he's still angry Batman beat Mario in the box office. I know that's why he doesn't care for Pokemon and still tards out in pants shitting rage over Sonic.
 
ELL... OH... FUCKING... ELL! There were literally only two sane Democrats running in 2020: Tulsi Gabbard and Andrew Yang.



Covid. A certain NYC public school became a replica of battlefield triage station -- may we speculate the racial breakup of the students?
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By Bobby reasoning we should close down all [...] schools, because they are never able to run class in any meaningful way.
Once again, grotesque abomination Moviebob takes delight in seeing others (who have never actually hurt Bob) suffer.
 
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While I do think on some level Brainless Bobby does prefer Adam West's kookiness and lack of violence due to being a childish sped, I don't think he dislikes violent batman.

I'm almost certain that no; the reason that he hates Batman so fucking much is he is still enraged over this one time over 15 years ago some republican blogger said he really liked the Dark Knight film. No, seriously, Bob is such a fucking stupid delusional retard he basically will scream that something is shit because someone who disagreed with him and maybe rebuked him once said it was good.

He's that pathetic and retarded. Plus maybe he's still angry Batman beat Mario in the box office. I know that's why he doesn't care for Pokemon and still tards out in pants shitting rage over Sonic.
It's weird, the "goofy Batman sucks" was a reaction thing for so long that it's now kind of come full circle with people like "I'm tired of dark Batman, I want wacky Batman back!" Of course, they're two different interpretations and can both be very enjoyable in their own right.

So, where was Bob when Batman: The Brave and The Bold was airing? That was a "wacky" Batman that was very well received. But a lot of people ignored it because the only animated Batman they want is 90's BTAS. So Bob, where were you then? You had your chance.
 
If Blob were a villain, he’d be Hal from Megamind, except the version where he never gets any powers and is forever in his basement “fighting the bad guys” on Twitter
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Not to give a fictional incel credit, but unlike Bob at least this retard actually tries to move forward on hitting on girls whereas Bob is a loveshy if given powers would immediately try to kill people instead of even pretending to be good.

Typical Hitlerian rhetoric from Moviebob:
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What bob is effectively saying here, "If you're unvaccinated, you can go fuck yourselves! If you're vaccinated, you can go fuck yourselves as well!"
Bob can you just admit you want concentration camps for anyone who leans to the right, it makes things much easier than just pretending you're some good guy.

It is okay if America is crashing, as long as it is not "deliberately crushing"
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Proof that once again that Bob's view on politics is extremely childish to cartoonish degrees where he doesn't see merit. Sure that nowadays that when two candidates win their respective primaries, it's usually the worst of their parties but Bob doesn't even bother and unironically goes with "Vote Blue no Matter Who" which is a terrible voting mindset for any party.

I'm pretty sure that Batman would be good, like there hasn't been an actual solo live action Batman film since The Dark Knight Rises so I'm pretty sure it would generate a lot of interest, it not being connected to the DCEU helps out.

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I can get where the Body Positivity movement is coming from, but Bob clearly is just a prick who only believes in things if it makes him look good. Ironic that someone who would support a movement embracing people for not having standard appearances would immediately insult someone based on looks. Then again this isn't the first time where Bobby claims to support something progressive and insult people for things that would contradict that stance (aka being a feminist/Pro-BLM and saying the most sexist/racist shit to any woman/minority that leans to the right)
 
I really feel Roberto is in Panic mode. the frequency of shit takes rises up exponentially lately, I really have no chance of keeping up, but lets put at least one of his takes to rest:
"The Amazing Spider-Man movies - a failure so bads it killed a company" says Roberto. Well, lets kill that one with no effort:
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 grossed $202.9 million in the United States and Canada and $506.1 million in other countries for a worldwide gross of $709 million.[5] Deadline Hollywood calculated the net profit of the film to be $70.38 million, when factoring together all expenses and revenues for the film, making it one of the top 20 most profitable releases of 2014.[115

That's just the movie itself, nothing about the value of the specific Garfield version brought to the IP, value which helped breaking Box office records in the last month.

Roberto continous attempt to display anything from this franchise a failure is so desparate, he turned to outright lying and rewriting history.

"In Bob we trust" - is not something I would name anything reporting facts or analyzing. It IS something I would name A PROPOGANDA CHANNEL.

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Bob is just a fan of the Marvel women he jacks off to that he’ll never have a chance with in real life, so he substitutes that by white knighting them.
It's even more disturbing because Roberto is clearly simping the hardest for the underage girls he wants to fuck. See: Ns. Marvel fetish and the zealous insistence that Spider-Gwen should be an underage hero (and both should lead the fights vs "the adults")
If I was Chris I would never let Roberto dress his kid as his sexual fantasy.
 
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The more Bob explains, the more his ideal society resembles hell.
I don't see it that way. As I've often said, I firmly believe Bob's dream society looks E-X-actly like Nazi Germany... y'know, with Bob's love of eugenics, his dehumanization of political opponents, his desire for despotic one-party control, et cetera. Hell would be an substantial upgrade from Bob's dystopian utopia.
 
Precisely, that's what sets the line. I know it's not your point, but in addition to my other comments, this is the difference between a regular person and manbabies like Bob. The former enjoy entertainment in healthy, sane amounts while the latter have their lives revolve around it. Blob wears the identities of others as his own, just like a child does to fit in!
Sometimes I wonder, what would manbaby nerds like Bob, do without anime and cartoons?

Like you said, these people’s lives revolve around fiction and pop culture.

They based their identities off of fictional characters. Edgy teenage boys like characters such as Red Hood and Sasuke Uchiha, female goth nerds like characters like Raven (DC) and Bella Swan.

I’m not saying it’s wrong to have a favorite character. But it is bad to be completely obsessed with them and base your life off of them. It’s an unhealthy state of mind.

It's a loser's coping mechanism. These guys behave precisely like Chris did on his heyday, when Chris blamed the existence of other men on his being single, never working towards improving himself. Ugly people exist everywhere, if only gorgeous people reproduced we wouldn't have ugly people around on the basis of simple logic!

There are two kinds of beauty, physical and personal beauty. People like Bob are not only not attractive by conventional standards, but also horrid in terms of personality. Being likeable is astoundingly important when meeting people, get a supermodel and ask him to behave like a manbaby asshole (in other words, MovieBob) towards others and he will be hated just as much as Bob is!

Not powerleveling, but on the walks of life I met some guys that have happy, fulfilling love lives and are as far from a Greek God in looks as they could get, precisely because they were fucking likeable and nice to have around, unlike guys like Bob and Dobson!
People like Bob and Dobson are ugly inside-out. They have horrible personalities to with their unattractive looks.


Treating women and men as equals means punishing a deranged female villain as much as you would do so to a male villain. I do get that some viewers (myself included) get more sensible with violence against women, it comes with instinct so I can understand if the writers tone it down, but this doesn't mean that Harley Quinn should get away or be defended when she bombs a building full of civilians!
I agree.

If a female character is/becomes a villain, then she should be subjected to the same treatment as any male villain.

Of course, people like MovieBlob and Andrew Dobson see other men as competition, seeing them getting in the way of their waifus.
I don’t understand why people like Bob and Dobson even try to compete with others. Men and women like them don’t stand a chance of winning.

Why don’t they give up?
 
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While I do think on some level Brainless Bobby does prefer Adam West's kookiness and lack of violence due to being a childish sped, I don't think he dislikes violent batman.

I'm almost certain that no; the reason that he hates Batman so fucking much is he is still enraged over this one time over 15 years ago some republican blogger said he really liked the Dark Knight film. No, seriously, Bob is such a fucking stupid delusional retard he basically will scream that something is shit because someone who disagreed with him and maybe rebuked him once said it was good.

He's that pathetic and retarded. Plus maybe he's still angry Batman beat Mario in the box office. I know that's why he doesn't care for Pokemon and still tards out in pants shitting rage over Sonic.
I find it absolutely pants-shitting exceptional that Bob dislikes Pokemon just because HOW DARE Pikachu take the limelight away from Mario, even though they're both fucking NINTENDO GAMES. Plus, Bob is bad at games, and I'm pretty sure he's no fan/player of RPGs, and basically Pokemon is just one big JRPG with rock-paper-scissors style elements.

I wonder if Dobson traced his opinion about Batman from Moviebob. Particularly the Frank Miller stuff at least in Dobson's case.

Yes, because information couldn't move in seconds during the 1920's (you know, the part of history where everyone and their dog wanted their own little nation-state).
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Bob doesn't want borders because he doesn't want places where the "MAGA CHUDs" can "hide" and live their lives according to their own beliefs and out of Bob's (or Bob's Vote Blue No Matter Who senpais) sphere of influence or reach, because, friendo, if you leave MAGA CHUDs alone, they'll start minecrafting minorities at the drop of a hat!
 
I don't see it that way. As I've often said, I firmly believe Bob's dream society looks E-X-actly like Nazi Germany... y'know, with Bob's love of eugenics, his dehumanization of political opponents, his desire for despotic one-party control, et cetera. Hell would be an substantial upgrade from Bob's dystopian utopia.
Bob's ideal utopia is The Hunger Games' dystopian dictatorship with a rigid caste system where the elites get everything and brutalize everyone else. I know that because he used to complain that his main issue with the movies is that they were presenting the best type of government as a bad thing.
 
He is just so dumb.

Guy on Twitter: "The law says that's left to the states not the federal government."
MovieBob: "States shouldn't exist though."

Which he then goes onto "explain" not as US States (which was the context of the statement he's replying to) but just any kind of state. Which okay, now Robert's an anarchist apparently? Or he's probably not and just wants a single global fascist state so there can be even more Trash for him to want to have no rights and be murdered rather than allow them to vote the "wrong" way.

And even his "explanation" is ahistorical. States (and states) have never come about simply as administrative divisions of a higher government, US States were effectively separate states that bound themselves together and many that were carved out after the founding were made in entirely arbitrary ways not entities that existed purely to carry out federal wishes. And states in general have never been administrative to a higher government, not even in our modern era with the United Nations which has no real authority over any of member states which are all equal in theory.

What a stupid stupid man he is.
 
"Dammit man, I don't care about the science, I just want the people I hate to suffer and die! I AM A THINKER!"
If you can call constantly repeating yourself "thinking."
I don't see it that way. As I've often said, I firmly believe Bob's dream society looks E-X-actly like Nazi Germany... y'know, with Bob's love of eugenics, his dehumanization of political opponents, his desire for despotic one-party control, et cetera. Hell would be an substantial upgrade from Bob's dystopian utopia.
Bob's ideal utopia is The Hunger Games' dystopian dictatorship with a rigid caste system where the elites get everything and brutalize everyone else. I know that because he used to complain that his main issue with the movies is that they were presenting the best type of government as a bad thing.
There's a mod for the game Hearts of Iron IV that's called "The New Order: Last Days of Europe." The mod depicts an alternate history where Hitler won WW2, and to placate Himmler, he gave Himmler western Europe. Himmler would go on to forge the state of Burgundy, a place so awful even Hitler calls Himmler out on it. Burgundy is very much like Bob's ideal society, right down to continuously exterminating the undesirables ("purging the rot," as the game would say.) Hell, Burgundy plans to nuke the rest of the world while hiding its people in bunkers, so the Aryan race will be the only race left on the planet- much like how Bob wants to obliterate the Obsolete.
 
He is just so dumb.

Guy on Twitter: "The law says that's left to the states not the federal government."
MovieBob: "States shouldn't exist though."

Which he then goes onto "explain" not as US States (which was the context of the statement he's replying to) but just any kind of state. Which okay, now Robert's an anarchist apparently? Or he's probably not and just wants a single global fascist state so there can be even more Trash for him to want to have no rights and be murdered rather than allow them to vote the "wrong" way.

And even his "explanation" is ahistorical. States (and states) have never come about simply as administrative divisions of a higher government, US States were effectively separate states that bound themselves together and many that were carved out after the founding were made in entirely arbitrary ways not entities that existed purely to carry out federal wishes. And states in general have never been administrative to a higher government, not even in our modern era with the United Nations which has no real authority over any of member states which are all equal in theory.

What a stupid stupid man he is.

If it were true that "states are cosplay" then you'd think Bob wouldn't have such a hilariously stupid accent.
 
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