Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

Al-Anon, in fact, guides members to take the focus off the faults of the alcoholic in their lives (along with everybody and everything else they can’t control) and put it on fixing the only thing they can control: themselves.

Considering that Robert’s full-time occupation is tweeting about how he’d run the world and how much smarter he is than everyone else, he needs this more than most. He’s also least likely to avail himself of this or any help, having already concluded that he knows it all and it’s his omniscience that causes him to be miserable rather than his life choices.

I’d caution against diagnosing anyone as an alcoholic. That’s something only they can decide; diagnosis by others often just makes them dig their heels in and cause more damage. It doesn’t matter what you call it, though. If you can’t pay your mortgage or buy your children medicine because your beer “hobby” comes first, you have chosen to put an inappropriate priority on beverages. Drinking that causes problems in other parts of your life is, at the very least, problem drinking.

If AA wasn't "Believer" based, maybe Bob and Chris would go. But I'm betting they wouldn't for the very reason that it's "believer shit". IDK about Chippa but Bob absolutely is so narcissistic he cannot take responsibility for himself in the manner of not blaming everybody but himself for his problems.

Bob's basically almost never sober, and has admitted as such. If that's not an alcoholic, I don't know what is. Hell, I've known alcoholics who didn't drink half as much as Bob OR Chris.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hell, I've known alcoholics who didn't drink half as much as Bob OR Chris.

Alcoholism isn’t about how much you drink, it’s about what it does to your life.

As for the “believer” shit, plenty of atheists and agnostics are able to work the 12 Steps just fine. You just have to accept that if there is a God, it ain’t you. I think Robert’s ego would struggle with that one.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Looking at Bob's outdoor torso pic, I'm reminded of the time I tried to sketch out his proportions based on his wedding suit pic:

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This seems to confirm my suspicion that Bob is some kind of sentient potato that has been forced to replace his legs with pipe cleaners.

Bob confirmed as Eggman's down's syndrome little brother.

 

[UserAccess]

Uhm ackshoely!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1486150063793618944

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I have no idea why Bob responded to Jesse. Bob does not follow him on any account where as Bob follows JC on his dead account.


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Tim did not hate his life you thick fuck. Tim had a business. Tim had a show. Tim built cool shit with his own hands. Tim had a house. Tim had a wife. Tim had sex with his wife. Tim had three sons. Tim had sex with wife outside of pure procreation. Tim got a vasectomy so he could have even more unprotected sex with his wife.

Al, on the other hand, was the straight man to all of Tim's wacky antics. That was his point and purpose and character. Al was the yin to Tim's yang. Where Tim loved to overpower everything, Al was far more cautious. It's almost like he was afraid to take risks. There's nothing, that I'm aware of, in any of the story lines where Al wets his dick in any of the tooltime girls. This bullshit was so infuriatingly bizarre that I had to sully my search history with "al borland, love" and found out that:

There's being bad at your job of being a pop-culture...thing like Bob purports to be and then there's just flat out lying and making up total bullshit out of the aether to supplement a bullshit argument that the supplement is a just a pointless strawman.

We get it tubby. You hate Tim Allen because he's one of the chuds. You hate him so much that you had to work him into your rant about Matt Walsh. None of this will help you find your own Trudy.


How did Bob respond to that one socialist who blocked him after Bob constantly went into that guy's tweet threads and shit them up with bad arguments that were done in horrifically bad faith?

I think Bob's exact words were:

"Coward"

Alright. Now I'm mad.

I've been to Boston many times. I have, well, ex-family there, and praise mighty Cthulhu for that blessed separation. Some admittedly dumb bride scheduled her wedding during October of 2004, and to her credit, didn't fault any of us guys for rushing to the hotel bar as soon as the ceremony was over to watch The Series. And I mean every last man booked it as soon the bride got her smooch.

Every Massachusetts man with at least one functioning testicle has strong opinions about The Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins. And they argue those opinions with a hell of a lot more fervor than Bob's semi-hourly political barfings. I don't think Bob's talked about Mac Jones once. He only mentions Tom Brady to supply a list of black players that are better than him. Nobody from Boston hates Kurt Schilling for his political takes, he's still a fucking god from Game 6 of the ALCS.

No self respecting Bostonian would DARE suggest fucking A-Rod as a first ballot HOFer. You wouldn't type it, you wouldn't say it out loud, and if you thought it, you'd flog yourself.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Alcoholism isn’t about how much you drink, it’s about what it does to your life.

As for the “believer” shit, plenty of atheists and agnostics are able to work the 12 Steps just fine. You just have to accept that if there is a God, it ain’t you. I think Robert’s ego would struggle with that one.

I think from all the powerleveling Chris and Bob both have done, it's clear their booze consoomption has done something to their lives, the both of them. Neither of them can stop drinking, and that's what makes them literally functioning alcoholics. Bob drank so much he got blackout drunk frequently at least in the past that he admitted, and has beetus now (and probably got it as soon as he did - before age 40! - from drinking too much) and STILL won't stop fucking drinking. He can't. Maybe with Chris it's not so bad (but then again he's a bit younger and he'll catch up in time).

Oh yeah, I know atheists/agnostics with half a brain can do the 12 steps just fine. Bob, however, isn't just any atheist/agnostic. He's at least a borderline crayon-eating, curtain-analyzing narcissist who thinks everybody else is to blame for his problems. He would say something insanely stupid and counterproductive like "But Higher Power Doesn't Reals, therefore this entire thing is Bullshit, Friendo". Remember, this is the dipshit that sabotaged his own therapy because he thought he was smarter than the therapist, when he was like fucking elementary school age.

 

[Tronathon242]

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Alright. Now I'm mad.

I've been to Boston many times. I have, well, ex-family there, and praise mighty Cthulhu for that blessed separation. Some admittedly dumb bride scheduled her wedding during October of 2004, and to her credit, didn't fault any of us guys for rushing to the hotel bar as soon as the ceremony was over to watch The Series. And I mean every last man booked it as soon the bride got her smooch.

Every Massachusetts man with at least one functioning testicle has strong opinions about The Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins. And they argue those opinions with a hell of a lot more fervor than Bob's semi-hourly political barfings. I don't think Bob's talked about Mac Jones once. He only mentions Tom Brady to supply a list of black players that are better than him. Nobody from Boston hates Kurt Schilling for his political takes, he's still a fucking god from Game 6 of the ALCS.

No self respecting Bostonian would DARE suggest fucking A-Rod as a first ballot HOFer. You wouldn't type it, you wouldn't say it out loud, and if you thought it, you'd flog yourself.

The fucked thing about Bob is that he is definitely against Curt Schilling being in the Hall despite his heroics in that legendary ALCS and earning two rings with the Sox. Schilling's major crime against Chipman morality is being Right-Wing. Therefore, he's not as worthy as a major face of his former tormentors in the Evil Empire. Any normie baseball fan would find his positions on the sport and its players to be bizarre.

I think from all the powerleveling Chris and Bob both have done, it's clear their booze consoomption has done something to their lives, the both of them. Neither of them can stop drinking, and that's what makes them literally functioning alcoholics. Bob drank so much he got blackout drunk frequently at least in the past that he admitted, and has beetus now (and probably got it as soon as he did - before age 40! - from drinking too much) and STILL won't stop fucking drinking. He can't. Maybe with Chris it's not so bad (but then again he's a bit younger and he'll catch up in time).

Oh yeah, I know atheists/agnostics with half a brain can do the 12 steps just fine. Bob, however, isn't just any atheist/agnostic. He's at least a borderline crayon-eating, curtain-analyzing narcissist who thinks everybody else is to blame for his problems. He would say something insanely stupid and counterproductive like "But Higher Power Doesn't Reals, therefore this entire thing is Bullshit, Friendo". Remember, this is the dipshit that sabotaged his own therapy because he thought he was smarter than the therapist, when he was like fucking elementary school age.

Bob could never accomplish the 12 Steps because he cannot admit that perhaps there's something controlling him. His alcoholism without a doubt runs his life to a massive degree, but to acknowledge that would be too much for his ego to handle.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob could never accomplish the 12 Steps because he cannot admit that perhaps there's something controlling him. His alcoholism without a doubt runs his life to a massive degree, but to acknowledge that would be too much for his ego to handle.

He's also still under the teenage impression that drinking a lot means you're badass. That's why he bragged about blacking out in Chinatown and having rum with breakfast, he thinks it'll impress people.

The first step is to admit you have a problem. Bob can admit to that, but he could never admit that he is solely to blame.

 

[King Dead]

Here's today's Hitlerbob post:
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Double dosage of dumb here.

To begin, solar farms are only viable in regions in which sunlight is perpatually available (Hawai'i, California, Nevada, the Southwest; the Gulf states, and maybe no further north than Maryland on the Atlantic coast), which limits solar power's practicality. Even then, renewables like solar and wind have are unreliable under stressful loads; given my home state of California's size and dense metro areas, summer blackouts are commonplace because there's too much strain on green-energy infrastructure. (Hint: Nuclear!)

As to Moviebob's point: Is he even capable of pulling his head out of his intestinal tract without decapitating himself? Has he noticed that those blue districts--those he calls "evolved", "culturally diverse", and "intelligent"--also happen to have deteriorating quality of due to ongoing crime? Has he noticed that Democrat mayors in major metro areas tend to be more concerned about identitarian optics than they are about their citizens' safety? Is he even aware that America's red Trumplandian regions could better sustain themselves than the country's blue Democratistani regions can?

I mean, it's worse than that when you factor in additional costs. Once they're manufactured (usually in China, certainly not here, and probably not in a green manner), you've got to ship them to where they're needed (lot of oil goes into those freight ships), then install them, taking up a lot of space for little power. Note how this Twitter dumbfuck doesn't discuss the footprint of the average coal or natural gas or nuclear power plant.

But wait, there's more! Say the panel gets dirty. Someone's gotta go out there and clean it up, or else you're not getting as much power as you should be. What if the panel gets scratched up, something not impossible in the desert where you're likely dropping these things? That means you need a replacement panel, or at least replacement glass, and that's gonna add up over time.

And then you also have to factor in the environmental impact of the panels themselves. I've already mentioned the environmental costs of manufacturing and shipping, but there's also the fact that solar panels disrupt natural wildlife in much the same manner as windmills do. Sure, habitats are disrupted and animals are killed, but hey, green energy! Now, all human activity has the potential to disturb wildlife, but it's amusing looking at people enthralled by solar and wind that fail to consider the impact it can have on nature.

And then if the panels wear out, you've got to replace them with new ones. Solar panels naturally degrade over time, but it's a slow process, so assuming nothing goes wrong, they generally have a pretty long life. Still, considering how much more efficient fossil fuels or nuclear are, solar really doesn't make sense at scale, especially for heavy loads and industrial applications. It's best used as a supplement to existing power systems or for off-the-grid applications, not as a wholesale replacement for our entire electrical system.

Bob doesn't care about any of this because he's too busy fantasizing about bulldozing those dirty Trumpers' homes to make way for the Superior Future's solar farm.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If you have diabetes, the amount of alcohol you should be taking ever again is absolutely zero. That's just stacking risk factor on risk factor. Has he said anything in the last 2-3 years about currently drinking? If so, he's an alcoholic.

 

[Positron]

Ukraine. The Dems have been nursing a grudge against Russia since 2016.


"It is not war! It is harm reduction!" The Pentagon gotta hire the genius who came up with this and give him two lesbun moms.

"...a fucking thug who only speak one language." Why does this sound so familiar?

Bobby engage in Anti-tankie warfare.


Meanwhile, he has found evidence that Peter Coffin is literally a Nazi and has always on Tucker Carlson's side.


Biden pats himself at the back and sends his loyal fans clapping like sealions.

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On Joe Rogan's show, Jordan Peterson asserts that "There is no such thing as climate; climate and everything are the same word". He then lambasts climate-prediction models for not including "everything". Not a fair criticism, but a valid observation nonetheless. Peterson's aphorism is, predictably, too philosophical for social media.

I can say Peterson is sincere for sure.

Bobby becomes incensed when someone disrespects Little Mommy Greta:

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[Smithfield Ham]

Peter Coffin, the guy who valiantly defended Blowey Zoe and Saint Anita during GooberGobbler, danced around on camera and sang about how he was proud to be beta as fuck, was actually always a right-winger because I found a take I can willfully misinterpret.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So Bob's really trying to get out in front of the "We need War with Russia" train and his reply guys are completely on board huh

Meanwhile, he has found evidence that Peter Coffin is literally a Nazi and has always on Tucker Carlson's side.
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You can't argue with the evidence, Tucker Carlson clearly gets all his ideas from Peter Coffin videos. Carlson probably had never heard of George Soros before Peter made this video a little over a month ago. There's definitely no way you could easily find years of Carlson criticizing (fairly or not) Soros in the exact same language before then online! And Viktor Orban totally had never heard of Soros before this Peter Coffin video informed him and he went back in time to pass his anti-Soros law in 2018.

Since I looked it up, Coffin's video is not about George Soros. It's about that stupid conspiracy chart and they go through a bunch of them, one entry of which is "George Soros." Turns out that George Soros actually does exist.

 

[The tired cat]

Ukraine. The Dems have been nursing a grudge against Russia since 2016.
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"It is not war! It is harm reduction!" The Pentagon gotta hire the genius who came up with this and give him two lesbun moms.
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"...a fucking thug who only speak one language." Why does this sound so familiar?

I see Fat ass Fuhrer is back on his "DEZE RUSKIE UNTERMENSCHEN MUST PAAAY!!" seriously, are we sure Bob isnt just a failed Hitler clone? Cause with his desire to invade Poland and Russia, its starts getting way too suspicious.

 

[TowinKarz]

I'm surprised that a combination of alcohol, rage, stupidity and disconnects from any semblance of the real world, hasn't caused him to seriously ask why we can't just send The Hulk to smash Russia.......

I think he still lives in that mental place you get to at 10 - 12 where while you start to realize things like monsters in your closet and superheroes aren't real, and can't be real. But you still are so enamored with the idea that you hold out belief that they still COULD exist and you COULD be that lonely and underappreciated protagonist guy that dragons or magic girls reveal themselves to because you're so trustworthy..... so they could be all around us and nobody but you knows?

And that there's only one way "out" of the mental paradox- grow up and admit youthful fantasy is unsustainable, or deny HARD.

Guess which one he picked?

It's looking to me as if Bob sees the real world not giving verisimilitude to comics by the comics patterning themselves after it, but the other way around:

Real life doesn't write the plot to him, to him, the plots on TV and comics actually influence the real world and anyone who doesn't see that is a no good troll, a troll not of fiction, but the wellspring of reality as he sees it - reality as you or I see it is just a watered-down imitation that he occasionally visits for groceries and booze (and must rub shoulders with it's unevolved inhabitants) before returning to the REAL hyper-reality world of his stunted mental toybox where heroes not only save the day but are his best friends and mentors .

 

[UserAccess]

The fucked thing about Bob is that he is definitely against Curt Schilling being in the Hall despite his heroics in that legendary ALCS and earning two rings with the Sox. Schilling's major crime against Chipman morality is being Right-Wing. Therefore, he's not as worthy as a major face of his former tormentors in the Evil Empire. Any normie baseball fan would find his positions on the sport and its players to be bizarre.

Dammit, I always spell Schilling's name wrong. I think it's with a C and then I always type K.

But sports fans don't and have never cared about the morality of players UNLESS those players are playing for another team. You're not supposed to apply that to politics. But that's Bob, if there's an extra retard option of how to approach something, he takes it with gusto.

 

[TowinKarz]

Dammit, I always spell Schilling's name wrong. I think it's with a C and then I always type K.

But sports fans don't and have never cared about the morality of players UNLESS those players are playing for another team. You're not supposed to apply that to politics. But that's Bob, if there's an extra retard option of how to approach something, he takes it with gusto.

Also, he doesn't understand that people harbor a grudge against a guy who got CAUGHT CHEATING at the game.

But rules for thee, not for he (who has the correct politics outside the purview of what we're judging you on: baseball)

There's no better example of a modern progressive liberal than Bob - Vote "right" and have the "right" ideas about society and it doesn't matter if you rob a bank... all will be forgiven, you didn't really MEAN any harm. But that guy who feeds orphans on his own dime? Total monster because he doesn't support MY politics, he should be in jail!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Anyone with a brain can tell you that invading Ukraine to "protect" it from Russia would be the opposite of harm reduction. It would cause far more death, destruction and suffering. But Bob has the same comprehension of global geopolitics as a child.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Twitter is highly restricted in China, buddy, you'd never survive.

True, but the number of Chinese spambots on there makes me think otherwise.

Luckily there's a cure for that China virus: 天安门大屠杀 1989 年 6 月 4 日

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The US should send Bob to Ukraine, no way Putin would want it then.

God forgive us though, if we had to do that to Ukraine.

 

[The tired cat]

The US should send Bob to Ukraine, no way Putin would want it then.

God forgive us though, if we had to do that to Ukraine.

I mean, Ukraine is already a shitshow and has NeoNazi's running it. I can just imagine Bob thinking he can suck up to 'em in hopes of becomin' part of them