Coming back to this one real quick:
Bobby bellyaches over his customary fairly small portions:
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Those are cute and all, Mickey D's, but we all know the real best secret menu item:
the McGangbang:
Solar farms or Jurassic Park? Does it matter as long as the Red States are depopulated?
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Not really much sense in going over why blanketing swaths of land with solar panels is a bad idea again (especially since the top tweet there pretty well sums up the environmental concerns of this so-called "green" energy). I'd just like to point out that, as the recent census showed, people aren't fleeing the red states, Bobby. Most domestic migration is away from the blue hellholes and towards red states, especially in the South. You'd think he'd realize this based on
how many blue states are losing representatives this year, with California going down in representation for the first time
ever, while several red states are gaining reps, with Florida grabbing one more and Texas getting
two. But that would require time spent not consooming product, so it's not important to Bob.
Someone with #ProtectTransKids in his Twitter profile teach parents how to keep their kids mentally healthy.
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Doesn't sound like the most mentally healthy person around does he?
This guy's kids are going to be
messed up with this level of paranoid helicopter parenting he's doing. If you want to raise your children to jump at every shadow, fail to make personal relationships, and live their lives sheltered and isolated in fear, then this is the sort of example you want to follow. If you're actually sane, then let your kids be kids and quit being scared of a
fucking cold.
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Looks like a moody video game. They want imitate Ingmar Bergman but end up looking wooden and stage-y. Wikipedia does not tell me how much the film costed.
More CGI:
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I know he's just making a bad joke, but when people complain about the overabundance of CGI nightmare fests at the movies these days, they're not talking about the fucking Tragedy of Macbeth, you simpleton. Just because you clap at the screen in between shoveling handfuls of popcorn into your craw at some flashy effect someone did on their computer does not make it good. CGI has become a crutch for filmmakers who abuse it to get out of having to do the hard work of things like set building, location scouting, and practical effects, and it ages a lot faster than a well-filmed movie.
As for the Dune shields, this is just Bob being contrarian. He says it's "not because nostalgia," which I'm sure is accurate because he doesn't have nostalgia for Lynch's Dune since I'm sure he's never seen it, not even now. But the argument he's making is 100%
from nostalgia. The goofy block shields are unique visually and something that hasn't been tried since, but there's a good reason: they're pretty much impossible to take seriously. Villeneuve wanted a more grounded take on the Dune story, and two polyhedrons smacking each other would not have fit that style.
Also, what other "recent stuff" did Villeneuve's Dune's shields look similar to? I can't think of anything off the top of my head, so I'm chalking this up to contrarian Bob again.
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I
googled it too and it is indeed dumb, something only a cartoon-addled manchild would remember.
First off, Bob did not "live through" the
2007 Boston Mooninite panic (alright that title is one of Wikipedia's better ones). According to the article, signs were put up in Boston, Cambridge and Somerset, while Bobby has only ever lived in Lynn and Revere, miles away. On top of that, what was there to live through? Watching the city of Boston freak out on the news? This did not disrupt Bobby's way of life in the slightest since he's never needed to commute anywhere.
Second, I would also like to point out that despite this same viral marketing stunt being pulled in multiple cities nationwide, it was only Boston that went apeshit over them. Every other city saw them for what they were and moved on with their day. So much for the Superior Cultural Elites, huh?
I don't normally do the reply guy thing everyone here seems to do but I the first fucking take I actually saw pissed me off enough to do it
It happens to all of us. Eventually, he says something so utterly stupid that you have to speak up, even if the lardbrain himself will never hear it. It's cathartic to describe just how wrong a single man can be.
