Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I saw from people mocking him on Twitter that Bob went full eugenics again.

Apparently it's a bit of a (admittedly kinda lame) meme.

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The first draft of Bobby's manifesto is leaked. The reviews are dead poor.
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Note the tweet in the red square. Bobby deleted it once its true implication was pointed out to him.
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By Bobby's definition the sole purpose of bullying is to make people suffer. Democrats are bullies.
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I think "rare" should be a keyword in the abortion debate. Even as a Christian I think the total ban on abortion is neither humane nor beneficial, but the procedure are not to be thought as an alternative to contraception or, worse, as a form of "empowerment" like Lindsay Ellis apparently thinks. Also a Tim Pool stan has several orders of magnitude more brain cells than a Bob Chipman stan.

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That a procedure is part of health care doesn't mean it should not be legally regulated. Indeed one can argue that abortion should be put under stringent legal oversight because it is part of health care. BTW Bobby is anything but a "positivist": rather he is a moral emotivist.

Catholic latina girl thinks abortion is a sacred right, perhaps even a sacred rite.
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A truly capable woman, should she think children would hamper her life plan, will know how to avoid pregnancy in the first place

Elizabeth Warren is very angry. So angry that she needs someone to hold her arm.
Anger is how you WIN.
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Ari Fleischer commented that, reading the leaked draft, he can't see how RvW has any constitutional muster, while Chicken Littles are literally shaking because they think SCOTUS is going to ban same-sex marriage next.
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If we don't like the law, we FITE! ANARCHY!!!!
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Bobby has so many hats to juggle: hey presto he is now an ECONOMIST!
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Churches have opened hospitals, schools, daycare centers, shelters, and charities. But I guess these count as "nothing" because Christians aren't human.

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Somehow RvW should also be the concern of Bob Chapek:
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Angels. They are what Bobby prayed for.
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A deranged and violent man tells women what to do.
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Are you sure?


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MCU is getting so arcane that you need to read a guide before you see one of the films.
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Bobby's Care Bears theology failed to raise anything more than a WTF, but we have this:
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A fairly small amount of food...
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One of Bob's verbose brainfarts is going semi-viral on Twitter. (I say "semi" because as of this posting it has about 700+ likes, which while not all that impressive is miles better than Bob usually gets.) Highly recommend checking it out; lots of dunking on Bob to be found. My favorite so far: the revelation that Bob would go to cons, shuffle into signings obviously hoping to be recognized, then slouching out when it became clear no one was asking for an autograph. Amusing story, but the killer is one reply:

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Thread may be found here: https://twitter.com/LazlosGhost/status/1521642927209865220
Ah, it warms the cockles of my skeletal robot heart to see such a unified dunk as this.

Given Bob's incessant tweeting and his tendency to say the same things over and over, you'd almost expect him to say shit like this more often. But it seems to take something that he really takes offense to for him to let the mask slip entirely and say what he really means. Trump's election was certainly one (though I didn't even know who he was at that point, might not even have been lurking the farms yet), and the Lindsay Ellis "gaslighting" debacle was another. And now we're blessed with full-throated EugenicsBob once more as he makes the not-very-subtle demand to forcibly eliminate everyone he thinks is stupid.

If it weren't for that bluecheck, Bob would've been booted from Twitter years ago. As it stands, I can't help but wonder if Elon might have some thoughts about the privileges bluechecks have and whether some of them are abusing their power a bit too much. Like someone upthread said, Bob losing his Twitter would probably kill this thread's momentum, but it might be worth the schadenfreude it would cause. Hell, I'll settle for him losing his bluecheck status; we can keep enjoying his stupidity while he seethes at being superior no longer.

ETA: Enjoy some more choice replies for posterity:
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And probably my favorite, because the OP might not be aware of just how close to the truth he hits:
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I didn't see this posted. Some woman from the Daily Wire tells someone that they're a woman and Bob responds with his usual flair.
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I'm just so proud that someone can directly call Bob a nigga now and the tweet AND account is both alive after over 3 and a half hours later.

Fun fact! Humans cannot fly. Throw us off a building and we plummet to our deaths. We need devices that are not natural to us to be able to achieve flight. Even if I were to hop in a 747 to fly down to Cancun for my sister's wedding, me a bird that does not make. Cut off my cock, drug me up on drugs, and slam some saline sacks in my chest doesn't make me a woman. Science will never make these people birds nor will it ever make them the opposite sex. The absolute gall on this man. Look how he follows it up with this claim that we've tamed lightning. You dumb asshole. We need giant facilities to create the power of just ONE lighting strike. They are so powerful that we can't even harness them.
We command nothing but a poor replica of what nature does at random, and even that replica can sometimes become unwieldly and turn on us.

Another point of contention with galaxy brain Bob *ahem* THE FIRST "SCIENTIST" DID NOT INVENT FUCKING FIRE! This isn't hubris. This is stupidity but he says it with such assurance and confidence that I could only dream of having.

His little catch phrase he tries to make into a thing at the end I think is just a internet tough guy version of "If you can think it, you can do it!". It achieves at being just as impractical and more dumb.

I lastly wanna say that Brother Alpha trying to throw Institut für Sexualwissenschaft back in that guy's face is not the own he probably believes it is. If you're like me and didn't know what this was allow me to elucidate you.
This institute was in the Weimar republic. You know the Nazi book burnings people like to throw around? It was the library and archives of this place. I had never even heard of this until about a month or two ago when some tranny Bob retweeted talked about the first successful sex reassignment surgery and that it was performed at this place. This place performed human experimentation and did stuff that was not based in science. I can say that quite assuredly because our advanced science still cannot make a working vagina and/or uterus out of a penis. A bunch of commie wackos in the early 1900's would do far, far worse.

According to Bob, my beliefs make me antihuman. Also according to Bob, humans invented fire much like the wheel and Nintendo.
According to Bob, it is science because certain individuals comprising the potential 41% are genetically preprogrammed to THINK ™️ that they were born in the wrong (gender) body. I wonder if he thinks it's SCIENCE ™️ that some individuals believe they're born in the wrong (species) body? I mean, mental illness and capacity for organic delusion can be genetic, right? But of course this isn't what Bob is saying. He's saying they have some genes that do this, therefore it's science to give them what they think they have (so that they can give him his Robot Body somehow as a result). Hell, according to Bob, apparently (with the whole bullshit about "we weren't meant to fly, but we thought our way out of it with AIRPLANES") believes that aircraft brought us that much closer to the Mario-shka brain in the Ghost in the Shell Robot Body. Which will totally match his assigned gender because people asking if he will troon out are barking up the wrong tree, apparently (even though he told them he was flattered). Although, I'm sure Bob thinks that in 10-20 years science will have invented a way to transplant ackshual donor whamen wombs and vayjayjays into troons (and I guess, actual donor cock and balls onto the other troons). And then, trans women truly will be women, friendo! I mean they already are, champ, but this is just reaffirming gendah care that will prevent them from becoming one of those 41% An Heroes so they can live as their true authentic selves! - Bob, probably

But yeah, his exceptionalism about the fire, it's like nah. Fire is easily observable in nature. Seeing a fire start, then replicating that, is NOT "inventing fire". Bob's too stupid to understand that concept. Same with his idiocy regarding electricity. Figuring out how to generate electricity, is not the same as inventing it. Nor is it even remotely the same as "taming lightning", as it did not COME from lightning. I'm surprised he hasn't added window-licking to his crayon-eating repertoire. Seriously, the stupid, it burns. And since Bob is provably, irremediably stupid, he is by his own definition, evil.
The first draft of Bobby's manifesto is leaked. The reviews are dead poor.
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Note the tweet in the red square. Bobby deleted it once its true implication was pointed out to him.
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By Bobby's definition the sole purpose of bullying is to make people suffer. Democrats are bullies.
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I think "rare" should be a keyword in the abortion debate. Even as a Christian I think the total ban on abortion is neither humane nor beneficial, but the procedure are not to be thought as an alternative to contraception or, worse, as a form of "empowerment" like Lindsay Ellis apparently thinks. Also a Tim Pool stan has several orders of magnitude more brain cells than a Bob Chipman stan.

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That a procedure is part of health care doesn't mean it should not be legally regulated. Indeed one can argue that abortion should be put under stringent legal oversight because it is part of health care. BTW Bobby is anything but a "positivist": rather he is a moral emotivist.

Catholic latina girl thinks abortion is a sacred right, perhaps even a sacred rite.
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A truly capable woman, should she think children would hamper her life plan, will know how to avoid pregnancy in the first place

Elizabeth Warren is very angry. So angry that she needs someone to hold her arm.
Anger is how you WIN.
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Ari Fleischer commented that, reading the leaked draft, he can't see how RvW has any constitutional muster, while Chicken Littles are literally shaking because they think SCOTUS is going to ban same-sex marriage next.
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If we don't like the law, we FITE! ANARCHY!!!!
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Bobby has so many hats to juggle: hey presto he is now an ECONOMIST!
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Churches have opened hospitals, schools, daycare centers, shelters, and charities. But I guess these count as "nothing" because Christians aren't human.

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Somehow RvW should also be the concern of Bob Chapek:
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Angels. They are what Bobby prayed for.
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A deranged and violent man tells women what to do.
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Are you sure?


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MCU is getting so arcane that you need to read a guide before you see one of the films.
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Bobby's Care Bears theology failed to raise anything more than a WTF, but we have this:
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A fairly small amount of food...
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"If it weren't for abortion, [women] wouldn't have had their beloved children" is the most paradoxical, contradictory sentence I've read from someone who isn't moviebob (but moviebob retweeted). Lots of women who have already had kids, are in public life. Just look at Fuhrer Hitlary. Just because you have a kid, doesn't mean you have to kill it, but you don't have to keep it either. I mean, adoption is still a thing, right? All those bundles of sticks and troons need babbies somehow, right? Bob, why do you hate bundles of sticks and troons so much that you would deny them access to the children they have the RIGHT to adopt?

I googled Ligma and apparently it was a fake disease that someone from Fortnite was said to have died from? Why the hell is Bob bringing that up in the context of the Supreme Court/John Roberts? He wants John Roberts to take up a wild goose chase? Nah bro, Bob, Chief Justice Roberts ain't that stupid.

"ABORTION MAKES LIFE IN BLUE STATES AFFORDABLE!" is about as a nonsensical a take as you can get. Bob's never had any abortions and look at him and his finances. Or, does whamen in Bawhstun having abortions somehow bring down the cost of living magically? Seriously, this is ridiculous.

Heh, it figures that some movie (that Family Guy CLEARLY parodied later on in conjunction with American Beauty) with some dude looking at a woman and seeing food would be considered peak cinema. These are the thoughts of a disturbed man.

"It's not eugenics if you're just getting rid of the People Who Don't Matter who want to minecraft the darkies, speds, troons, bundles of sticks, and other assorted minorities that must be protected because they are the ones who will drag the rest of us forward into the Soopeeryah Fyootchah! So we have to get the Unpersons out of the way so we can achieve the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah fastah!" - Bob, probably
 
Okay 1st the "Catholic Latina" story Bob retweeted who calls abortion a "scared rite".

I have no strong opinion on abortion legal not legal whatever honestly and I'm not religious but respect others who are and I'm also a former catholic to give so context on where I'm coming from with this.

Isn't christianity a religion based on an unexpected pregnancy and stepping up?

Also this bitch was dating a druggie and got knocked up. Yeah sounds like someone to listen too because she makes all the right choices.

Also as for Warren and "It should had been her." JESUS CHRIST could you imagine if that deranged cunt was President today? Honestly her lunatic reaction to this news might have set one day having a female President a few decades back. Fuck she makes Howard Dean from 2004 look sane.
 
Bob's treating abortion like a sacrament, like Rush Limbaugh believed that Feminists do (which with the aggression they defend it with, isn't far off).

Calling it right the fuck now, whoever leaked the (confirmed) papers regarding Roe vs. Wade came from the umbrella of Ketanji Jackson-Brown's office (either herself, or one of her crayon-eating law clerks). Bullshit like this didn't happen until she happened, and she's so rabidly pro-choice it isn't even funny. Because holy shit. Someone's going to take the fall for this, going to get disbarred, etc. Was it worth it? Bob probably thinks so.

Hell, can you even GET disbarred while being a SCOTUS judge? Asking for a friend.

It's a gag.

"Poor guy died of ligma."

"Ligma what?"

"Ligma BALLS."

I guess it's a step up from "Yer mum."
I hadn't googled that far but yeah, barely a step up from "Yer Mum".
 
Calling it right the fuck now, whoever leaked the (confirmed) papers regarding Roe vs. Wade came from the umbrella of Ketanji Jackson-Brown's office (either herself, or one of her crayon-eating law clerks). Bullshit like this didn't happen until she happened, and she's so rabidly pro-choice it isn't even funny. Because holy shit. Someone's going to take the fall for this, going to get disbarred, etc. Was it worth it? Bob probably thinks so.
I doubt it was Ketanji Brown, if only because I don't think she's yet in a position to do something like this. Speculation is pointing toward clerks for Sotomayor and Breyer who have connections to people involved with the article. Of the Justices themselves, the only one I can see doing it is Sotomayor, largely because I've long been of the opinion that she's by far the stupidest member of the Court.


Hell, can you even GET disbarred while being a SCOTUS judge? Asking for a friend.
Don't know about disbarred ... but they can be impeached.
 
So so much here but I'm going to get right to the point rather than brutalize Bob too badly.
The first draft of Bobby's manifesto is leaked. The reviews are dead poor.
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Abortion has never been "fully legal across the U.S." not even after Roe. And Roe has yet to be overruled (except by Casey, which also has yet to be overruled) and even if it was I'd be skeptical about Bob's ability to live to see abortion being "fully legal" when every country on Earth and every State in the Union restricts it and many pro-choice people oppose the practice in one way or another.

Hate speech isn't illegal though. Like abortion, free speech is a right protected outside of most of the democratic process. You should be honest and just say that you want to repeal the First Amendment so people can be imprisoned for their speech. (Or like Bob, argue that it should only apply to 2% of the population that agrees with the government.)
 
If it weren't for that bluecheck, Bob would've been booted from Twitter years ago. As it stands, I can't help but wonder if Elon might have some thoughts about the privileges bluechecks have and whether some of them are abusing their power a bit too much. Like someone upthread said, Bob losing his Twitter would probably kill this thread's momentum, but it might be worth the schadenfreude it would cause. Hell, I'll settle for him losing his bluecheck status; we can keep enjoying his stupidity while he seethes at being superior no longer.
I have to wonder how he's held onto it for so long with all the shit he's said and I reckon it's that he's managed to fly under the radar enough that not enough people have noticed his bullshit to make it an issue worth dealing with. Despite his infamy, and the amount of pages of content in this thread (Please don't lock it at 5000. I want to see if we can get to 10k before he dies) no one really cares about Moviebob all that much. His viewership has dwindled and everyone has lost any respect they once held for him. He doesn't say takes that would immediately get him lynched for wrong think, he's just uncomfortably aggressive against the enemy. And he spews out so much bullshit on twitter that it's easy to get overwhelmed and stop caring because it all rolls into each other.

Having said that, the amount of grave dancing that would happen if Bob finally lost his twitter would jump this thread up by a thousand posts minimum.
 
Well friends, Bob has finally hit over 200 tweets in one day.
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Assuming one tweet a minute, he spent almost four hours on Twitter.
No friends or girlfriend confirmed. I mean we all know this he's never touched a girl who wasn't related to him and he has no friends just look at him.

But Blobby likes to pretend that he does and if he did he would be discussing the world's current events with them not ranting on twitter for 4 fucking hours.

Thanks for proving us right again Bobert.
 
Elizabeth Warren is very angry. So angry that she needs someone to hold her arm.
Anger is how you WIN.
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I saw something on twitter that I cannot find at the moment. Someone pointed out that as Warren is screeching about we need to do X, she has done jack shit her entire career to get X accomplished. Codify Roe? Roe was decided in the 70's honey. There it's been almost 50 years, all of her years serving fall in those years, and I'm not aware of her doing anything to codify a bad decision from the court. End the filibuster? I'm pretty sure the filibuster has existed as long as Congress has. You've had time my dear. This is such embarrassing political theater and simps like Bob (don't you love how projectionist Bob is trying to adopt the word simp now?) will lap it up without question. Warren failed to win HER OWN STATE in the 2016 primaries. That is how useless and disliked Pocahontas is. Even some rhino retard like Jon Kasick was able to win his state, even if he didn't win anything else.
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