Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bush King]

Wait, I'm pretty sure Bob has told me before that reading the Second Amendment as protecting gun rights is incredibly dumb because the military will just nuke me anyway if I petition the government for a redress of grievances. Now he's telling me a bunch of borderline shut-ins like himself can (and might) topple the government (currently led by Democrats) with a few strategically placed bullets?

It's Eco's "weak-strong" definition of Fascism. Ironic, isn't it?

 

[Brother Wind]

Hell, I'd rather be one of the twelve Nazis than be a Moviebob. Unlike Bob, at least the Nazis had standards.

@JayHarrison you really need to get Bob's dick out of your mouth. Its starting to get fucking sad

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Peter blocked Bob so Bob is constantly checking Peter's feed in another window hoping that Peter is tweeting about Bob but he never is so Bob has to settle for what he can get.

That is beyond pathetic, even by Robert's low standards. He should just tweet "Notice me, Peter-senpai!" and be done with it.

 

[Positron]

But we already knew who are Chris's and Sarah's true friends.

 

[BaconBoobs]

The absolute irony.

This is gonna look screwy because the guy blocked Bob and Twitter is a pain in the ass to try to get around this. Some guy that Twitter has to point out is part of Russia state-affiliated media gives his take on abortion.

https://twitter.com/calebmaupin/status/1540738476303257606

https://archive.ph/1I68A

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And how does the Lord of Lynn respond to this actually thought out take?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1540864393314983939

https://archive.ph/pNGht

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"People who have actually suffered violence and genocide are cowards for weaponizing their trauma"

FUCKING.

WOW.

The first thing that comes to mind is what about your precious troons weaponizing their "trauma" and using it to victimize others instead of dealing with it, also ignoring that they haven't actually suffered violence or genocide? I'm sure there's more ways to pick this apart but none of it matters because Bob is double minded man, unstable in all of his ways, and you cannot logic him. He cares not for truth, fairness, nor reason. He cares about winning by any means necessary. He will lie, cheat, backstab, and do whatever is convenient for him. It's why none of his alleged mutuals ever back him up when he sticks his wiener in a hornet nest. He is vile and poisonous and no one wants to stick their neck out for snake that will bite you especially when that snake continuously gets caught in traps of it's own making. For example his first response when Lindsay called him creepy was to cry because he felt hurt as he was "borderline gaslit" thus turning the blame on her for him being creepy.

Like a lot of Bob's other failed dunks I was wondering how he found this guy and I think I have the answer.
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Pete tweeted this about five and a half hours before Bob. Bob thirsts for that Pete bussy daily and one day he will hit him over the head with a brick and proceed to take conquest of dat ass.

Blob telling people who where ethicnicly cleansed they are "weaponizing trauma" is par the course for Blob because well he is Walt Disney's biggest fan and that guy just loved Hitler's ideas.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

And how does the Lord of Lynn respond to this actually thought out take?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1540864393314983939

https://archive.ph/pNGht

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"People who have actually suffered violence and genocide are cowards for weaponizing their trauma"

FUCKING.

WOW.

The first thing that comes to mind is what about your precious troons weaponizing their "trauma" and using it to victimize others instead of dealing with it, also ignoring that they haven't actually suffered violence or genocide? I'm sure there's more ways to pick this apart but none of it matters because Bob is double minded man, unstable in all of his ways, and you cannot logic him. He cares not for truth, fairness, nor reason. He cares about winning by any means necessary. He will lie, cheat, backstab, and do whatever is convenient for him. It's why none of his alleged mutuals ever back him up when he sticks his wiener in a hornet nest. He is vile and poisonous and no one wants to stick their neck out for snake that will bite you especially when that snake continuously gets caught in traps of it's own making. For example his first response when Lindsay called him creepy was to cry because he felt hurt as he was "borderline gaslit" thus turning the blame on her for him being creepy.

The sheer gall Bob displays when he essentially tells someone to get over it when he's still upset at the people who called him gay in high school over 25 years ago and uses that as justification for his daily calls for genocide is scalding.

 

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But we already knew who are Chris's and Sarah's true friends.
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Both should have been aborted. Hell the chipman clan only needed the sister. Both shittas are totally worthles

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

That is beyond pathetic, even by Robert's low standards. He should just tweet "Notice me, Peter-senpai!" and be done with it.

You can almost find in ever single one of @Positron tweet dumps Bob either screen capping a Cofin post or him arguing against Pete via proxy with somebody in Pete's thread. He is such a jilted lover. It's always hilarious whenever he claims a rent free status in someone else. He is a living imax projector.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob has been Larping all day about a second Civil War. What I found most amusing was this post, where he forgets that the Gulf of Mexico and Southern Atlantic States exist.



Of course none of that matters because Bob would just nuke the mayo chuds.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Cob Chipman

 

[The tired cat]

Bob has been Larping all day about a second Civil War. What I found most amusing was this post, where he forgets that the Gulf of Mexico and Southern Atlantic States exist.

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Of course none of that matters because Bob would just nuke the mayo chuds.

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Lol, like Bob knows what Warhammer is and how to play it.

 

[Flexo]

well he is Walt Disney's biggest fan and that guy just loved Hitler's ideas.

Please stop spreading these false memes about Disney. They're actually taking root in folks' minds as true and just encourages the Left's method of slandering.

Only be Bob towards Bob. Be better than Bob towards others.

 

[Bush King]

Bob has been Larping all day about a second Civil War. What I found most amusing was this post, where he forgets that the Gulf of Mexico and Southern Atlantic States exist.

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Of course none of that matters because Bob would just nuke the mayo chuds.

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Yes Bob, it's not simplistic Risk, it's hyper simplistic Chipsk (Trademarked), where a government can simply drop a bomb on a field of grain and win a war. Nevermind that it would kill maybe a family of five at best, nevermind that your agricultural base would not appreciate an upper crust city slicker bombing their compatriots, nevermind that nuking your food supplies would be disastrous in anything past the immediate (and very limited) tactical effect.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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But we already knew who are Chris's and Sarah's true friends.
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Please donate more money to my movie guys. Times are really tough.

Holy shit I just noticed the forearms on that beast. She is like Popeye but it is all fat.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Wait, I'm pretty sure Bob has told me before that reading the Second Amendment as protecting gun rights is incredibly dumb because the military will just nuke me anyway if I petition the government for a redress of grievances. Now he's telling me a bunch of borderline shut-ins like himself can (and might) topple the government (currently led by Democrats) with a few strategically placed bullets?

Bob basically just wrote "I'M GONNA FUCKING SHOOT YOU, BITCH!" like a typical internet tough guy, but also did it in a pretentious, meandering way.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob has been Larping all day about a second Civil War. What I found most amusing was this post, where he forgets that the Gulf of Mexico and Southern Atlantic States exist.

There are also two other facts that I should point out:

1) Sinaloa is a Mexican state.

2) Sinaloa does not border Texas.

Jesus Christ! Look at a fucking map for once in your miserable life, Bob. You ar very much the physical embodiment of the ugly and ignorant American.

 

[Positron]

Just get out of the way. Both of you. Thank you.


Bobby and MOS are repeating an urban legend. The CDC page on Riot Control Agents does not list miscarriage as a complication. I also checked Chapter 15 of this book ("Incapacitating Agents and Technologies: A Review") and found nothing, although miscarriage was reported for victims subjected to tasers.


Try it! It won't be an insurrection because you are the Right Side of History!


Where is Xi and since when is Jeremy Corbyn a "world leader"?


The only explanation children like Bobby needs is a big fat ruler.



KF's intel returns with a photo of Bobby's Battalion.


Bobby outline the strategy for the Democrats in this "war":




Indeed, Bobby is such a master strategist that he humbly offers his service to Obama:

We'll return to Field Marshall Chipman's military stratagems later.

Leave Saint Obama and Mommy Hillary alone! Stop scapegoating them!


David Fucking Hogg, whose courage shames us all.


Bobby admits that women who voted Trump (or equivalently, Evangelical Christian women) are indeed people, just not the right kind of people.






Sherman was problematic but it's okay because he is no longer a person, but a "symbol".

So is it okay to praise Hitler for being symbolic of a sharp dresser, a dog lover, and a classical music buff?

Trump's spokesgal made a blooper (what she misspoke might as well be "wide life"), which morons over the internet ran away with.

Because Justice Clarence Thomas is totally incapable of independent thinking.

As sure as liberals disparage black people who wrongthink, they refuse to recognize the credentials of women who wrongthink -- or even marry the wrong husband.


AOC found herself a big fat grift.

Bobby also retweet this 10-part thread by AOC (archive). I won't bother to screencap it.

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The phrase "happening zone" is happening.


Bobby assumes farmers don't know how to use drones (hint: seeding, fertilizers, pest control and general field survey)


Coastal Elites come out to educate the "hogs".

Even better for Bobby's health if he has to dig potatoes by himself.

Okay okay perhaps Elites can survive on Californian apricots and oranges, but how about power?

I hope James Calbraith knows what are all those "I have an abortion and so should you" T-shirts are made of. (Hint 2: something America can no longer import from China because Biden is too busy sucking Uighur dick.)

So, in case Civil War II breaks out, how will it play out? Let's ask the modern-day Sun Tzu.




Arizona refuses to chase the Superior Future dream:

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We can't round up our Dobbs coverage without asking our Angels:


Some woman wishes she had been aborted.


A fedora and a ((()))


A group of Christian women hike up Arizona's Camelback Mountain "to get closer to God", but suffered heat stroke (Fox News article)

I daresay the experience did bring them closer to God.

Covid relief is all Trump's fault.

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InfraHaz draws the obvious parallel. Bobby replies with height jokes.


The reliable "yer mum" joke backfires spectacularly this time.




Senpai notice ME!!!

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bob is a peculiar case, though, because he simultaneously believes his side is the perennial underdog and the vanguard of human evolution. I suspect it's a result of his ego, which is even fatter than his non-Euclidean head.

it's a lot like how a certain 20th century German political system viewed Jews as all-powerful and pathetically weak, both at the same time

 

[BaconBoobs]

Please stop spreading these false memes about Disney. They're actually taking root in folks' minds as true and just encourages the Left's method of slandering.

Only be Bob towards Bob. Be better than Bob towards others.

Disney was a dick tho its not a false meme. I do get that comparing Blob to Walt is wrong as Walt actully did something with his life.

 

[Quixotic Man]

"Congrats on keeping the weight off Bob."

Before:


After:



Amazing results such as these can be yours, after only 12 years of following the Robert Chipman diet plan!