Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"And he said to the woman, “I will increase your trouble in pregnancy and your pain in giving birth. In spite of this, you will still have desire for your husband, yet you will be subject to him" -- Genesis 3:16

Eugenics Bob gets lectured.
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Bobby cautions Fox G Green against people like him.
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It's endlessly fascinating how Bob still doesn't understand the difference between stupidity and ignorance.
He really does believe you're either born a smart person or you go to college to get turned into a smart person, there's no other options and no accounting for the fact that some people just won't be helped by going to college.
Like Bob.
 
It's endlessly fascinating how Bob still doesn't understand the difference between stupidity and ignorance.
He really does believe you're either born a smart person or you go to college to get turned into a smart person, there's no other options and no accounting for the fact that some people just won't be helped by going to college.
Like Bob.
Not only is he stupid in regards to knowledge, but also in terms of wisdom. It takes experience to be smart in something. Bob has never experienced anything that made him wiser. He has yet to leave his mother’s basement.
 
The whole point of the Talosians from "The Cage"/"The Menagerie" is that they were so completely devoid of human emotions and empathy that they initially sought to utilize the humans a breeding cattle to create a caste of slave workers.

I actually thought he was talking about the Bynars, the species of perpetually online turbo-autists that literally cannot function without the internet. That seems like a much more accurate vision of blobs preferred leadership caste.
 
Gee, can't imagine why...
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It's a complete mystery how he could love this movie.

In fairness I don't think his take on Sucker Punch is that far of . If only because Zack Snyders visions are way to serious and dark to unironically engage in the supper cute super powered sexy little Japanese girl trope and not have some dark deconstruction to of it to go along with it
 
In fairness I don't think his take on Sucker Punch is that far of . If only because Zack Snyders visions are way to serious and dark to unironically engage in the supper cute super powered sexy little Japanese girl trope and not have some dark deconstruction to of it to go along with it
For being polar opposites Snyder in some ways is a lot like Blobby.

Blobby is an idiot with average intelligence at best, but he desperately tries to hide it behind big words and wants to be seen as smart. Snyder is Michael Bay with better cinematography yet wants to be seen a deep, but it comes off like a stereotypical jock reading poetry. He can read the words but doesn't understand the meaning behind them.

I find Blobby's take of Sucker Punch as less of an insight into Snyder's intentions with the themes of the film and more of Blobby self-projecting. Blobby is that disgusting fat guy in the chair drooling over the girl dancing. When he watches and defends capeshit movies that have "Empowering" representations of women who also happen to be scantily clad or wearing form squeezing outfits even armor it's all an excuse for him to ogle them while hiding behind the claims that the films are empowering.

It's actually one of Blobby most insightful reviews but not of Snyder or the film, but of Bob himself.
 
I've been getting back into jiu jitsu lately and when you're rolling in training you're usually paired up with someone of similar weight class.

Bob and my desire to see him suffer make me wonder: is there a point at which an opponent is too fat to wrap up? It's almost like a fatads of Bob's size would be too much of a liability to grapple with.

Maybe better go for the Van Damme nad punch.
 
Could be? But if he was watching this thread he's as yet learned nothing re: "Yer mum" replies in his twatter. Unless there's somewhere else he's getting screencapped for, like 4chan.
Counter theory: He reads his thread religiously like every other dumbass and keeps doing it because he believes it bugs us.
 
Could be? But if he was watching this thread he's as yet learned nothing re: "Yer mum" replies in his twatter. Unless there's somewhere else he's getting screencapped for, like 4chan.
I mean, there are so many other places he could be capped for. Here, 4chan, does /cow/ still exist? How about that MovieBob posting his Ls twatter? There are so many possibilities. The guy is a colossal loser and those who know him, laugh at him
 
Counter theory: He reads his thread religiously like every other dumbass and keeps doing it because he believes it bugs us.
I wanna believe that. But, Bobs comfort zone is a basement Twitter posting and pornhub breaks on average. I doubt the man has the willpower to go outside of that.
 
"And he said to the woman, “I will increase your trouble in pregnancy and your pain in giving birth. In spite of this, you will still have desire for your husband, yet you will be subject to him" -- Genesis 3:16

Eugenics Bob gets lectured.
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Bobby cautions Fox G Green against people like him.
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Baby killers are mad that some babies get to live and have loving adoptive parents.
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But these Right-wing people offer to help liberals (or even pee o seas) to preserve their DNAs in the babies they would otherwise murder! What's there to object?
I see Eugenics Bob doesn't even understand the principles of genetics.

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Glenn Greenward demands explanation to political evolution. Silly man.
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Pretty cute for a transsexual claiming someone else has a "mommy issue". Take the beam out of your eye, brother!

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(Archive of The Hills article)

Boston has been performing anti-racism since at least the 1960s.
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Abbott might not be right to pin the deaths on Biden's head, still, if Trump were allowed to build the wall, these 42 deaths would have been avoided. These are deaths that Democrats have to answer for.

Uvalde.
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(Archive) This woman sounds sane. And if you want to see the whole government, including cops, covering up for the spawn of someone important, look at Loudoun County.

Bobby's Angels.
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Transsexual furry Casey Cronin retweets something, which prompts Bobby to sperg about an obscure madcap comedy film.
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But doesn't a "nuclear-powered sky hotel" sound Superior Future? Not according to the world authority of Futurology!
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This year's ComicCon will have an MCU booth but not a DCEU booth.
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Political capeshit, and Synder grudge.
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Bobby and co are still wondering why Fox News doesn't condemn Ezra Miller enough.
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Greg here thinks Fox News gives a damn about Synderverse fans. How droll.

Sony does another Marvel movie. You can guess how Bobby and gang react.
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I don't expect Bobby to compare Tom Cruise with Stinkface Larson, but he did.
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This of course has nothing to do with Stinkface Larson cannot act at all and has the charisma of a pile of dog puke.

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Quoting The Simpsons. The Thinker's prefer style of argument.

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Drool. What is so special about skating, or is "skate" some sexual innuendo?
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A moment of levity in LibsOfTiktok. Amidst the busy bright colors it took me a full minute to spot the degeneracy in the Candy Crush screenshot.
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Bobby's crony wants Greenwald Senpai to notice him too.
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Crossover with Noah Anteater, aka Spoony.
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A woman is just a parking lot for men. This is what Feminism looks like.
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The original Twitter convo has some interesting replies.
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As for Bobby's rightful share:
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Thanks for keeping us up with MovieBob. I don't know how you can read his tweets without losing your mind.
 
I mean, there are so many other places he could be capped for. Here, 4chan, does /cow/ still exist? How about that MovieBob posting his Ls twatter? There are so many possibilities. The guy is a colossal loser and those who know him, laugh at him
The posting Ls Twitter stopped posting
 
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So, if I'm following his... logic... everyone on the left is automatically equivalent to Bob?

Leave it to Bob to rip off the plot to ST: The Motion Picture and seemingly not notice.
 
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Sorry, the only thought I have is that some soyfuck must have been desperate to come inside that.
Sleeve tat in all the colors of a ballpoint and a bull-nose ring. I have an appreciation for people who announce "I'm not worth the trouble." without requiring you to engage in time-wasting chit-chat.
 
Counter theory: He reads his thread religiously like every other dumbass and keeps doing it because he believes it bugs us.
That'd be funny but you just know by this point Bob would have come into the thread to correct us on something. Maybe someone should tweet a post at him and see if he does.
I love when Bob gets absolutely mogged by people who actually know shit and are practical, and don't just wanna do shit because it's "cool".
They live in reality. Bob, as a properly evolved human, is beyond such things.
 
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That'd be funny but you just know by this point Bob would have come into the thread to correct us on something. Maybe someone should tweet a post at him and see if he does.
I would politely disagree because I don't believe Bob would EVER get outside his safety blanket by putting himself in a position where he wasn't in control. He would never come here. He doesn't interact with anyone outside of his blog, youtube channel, or his twitter. Anytime someone has said "DEBATE ME BRO!" he has always just laughed at them and denied them what they want because he has the power to do so. He has also NEVER acknowledged us. He has named 8chan, 4chan, reddit, and Something Awful but the site's name has never escaped his lips. The closest I am even aware of his last year when he retweeted either John Flynt or Leigh Alexander directly naming the farms when Byuu faked his death. Many of the true and honest Bob knob slobbers will either censor the name or shorten it to KF but Bob will not even do that. To acknowledge us would both legitimize the site and send people our way.
 
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