Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

Brainless Bob is so desperate to get another Raimi capeshit movie. Don't get me wrong, I really do like Darkman and Spiderman, but he had his time. Multiverse of Madness looked like absolute dog's dinner from what little I bothered to pay attention to.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Brainless Bob is so desperate to get another Raimi capeshit movie. Don't get me wrong, I really do like Darkman and Spiderman, but he had his time. Multiverse of Madness looked like absolute dog's dinner from what little I bothered to pay attention to.

He's still hoping that it'll lead Disney to letting Raimi make Spiderman 4 with Tobey Maguire, proving once and for all that he was right for liking Spiderman 3.

 

[Adamska]

It really is telling that he has to simultaneously lie about enjoying the future and liking hacks past their prime to himself at all times. Imagine having such a low sense of self, integrity, and IQ that you can doublethink this.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I love how he wrote this whole stupid tweet about Seth Rogan when it's just his (and Evan Goldberg) production company (which is involved in tons of stuff) backing the project. Bob says literally nothing about the named people actually making the film who were the writers of Detective Pikachu.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

SJW Daylight Warrior -- is he TeamImpossible? -- bites back at Bobby and MOS.
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Blonde (2022)
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Ugly women have no rights to write about beautiful women, because they don't have the "lived experience".
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Some people hated Barney the Dinosaur. What a fascinating subject for a documentary. But hey! Bill Nye is there to scientifically prove that Barney is the happiest color in the world!
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In other words, Barney hatedom was the dress rehearsal of G*m*rg**e.

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Walmart gets Minecrafted.
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Trash
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Even more trash.
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That particular she can just sit on the tombstone and crush a passageway to Mushroom Kingdom.

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You don't need to know of the existence of any particular historical relic to understand that something of historical significance is not to be desecrated by a hippo.

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In Kiwiland Newspeak, "transparency" means "censorship".
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Says the man who always judge conservative politicians and wrongthinkers by their looks.

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Bobby imagines a sex tape featuring MTG.
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Florida
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Back from my internet vacation, and boy oh boy, that spike in blood pressure from reading Bob's tweets just makes me feel at home.

Bob is coping pretty fucking hard, given that he thinks he's somehow more credible than Brand.

Russell Brand's main channel has nearly 6 million subs to Bob's 131k.
Russell Brand's second channel which looks like a bunch of hippie horse shit has 392k subscribers.

However, Bob can safely brag about beating out Russell Brand's third channel which is about Soccer, and only has about 14k subs.

Russell's videos have several hundred thousand views, even after only a couple hours, at time of writing his most recent video is at 260k views and its been out for 6 hours. Bob gets about 30-40k on average.

Also, to quote Bob's latest vid description, "Part the second of a deep-ish dive into the pseudo-science of non-knowledge on the web, focusing on pop-culture, popularity (or the lack thereof) and reality-distortion fields".

Bob, that is one of the most retarded video descriptions I have ever seen. If your English teachers could see you now, I firmly believe they would hang themselves in shame.

 

[Flexo]

Was reading Stacy McCain (who has taken swipes at Bob in the past as some of you may recall) and he accidentally explained so much of Bob's thinking in this piece.

https://theothermccain.com/2022/09/27/the-hard-hitting-social-commentary-were-trying-to-get-across/

Relevant part:

There is a paranoid pattern of belief on the Left where everything they hate is somehow related to every other thing they hate. For example, liberals hate Trump and they hate racism, therefore Trump is a racist, and anyone who writes something that liberals consider racist must be connected to Trump. The whole thing about “incels” sprang into public consciousness in 2014 when Elliot Rodger went on a murder spree in Santa Barbara, California. Feminist writers like Marcotte and Valenti became rather obsessed with this massacre as some kind of symbol of the fatal menace of “misogyny,” of which “incels” like Elliot Rodger were the violent tip of the hateful iceberg. A few months after the Santa Barbara massacre, “GamerGate” zoomed into prominence and, in the minds of many feminists, was instantly connected to the “incel” phenomenon. It was around the same time that Jordan Peterson began to become popular on YouTube, and I can only conjecture that his temporal proximity to these events caused feminists to associate him with the whole “incel”/“misogyny” phenomenon. Of course, there is the fact that Peterson looks at human differences from the standpoint of evolutionary psychology (dismissed by Wilde as “weird shit about chaos and lobsters”) which feminists insist is inherently sexist. That is to say, any man who suggests there are natural differences between men and women is guilty of “misogyny,” according to feminists and — to follow this everything-is-connected belief pattern to its irrational conclusion — because “incels” are also misogynists, then it is fair to view Jordan Peterson as a “leader of the incels.” In the same way, the Soviet Union imposed Lysenkoism and condemned basic agricultural science as “bourgeois.”

If the only tool you’ve got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. And if the only ideology you have is feminism, every problem looks like misogyny. Because of the unipolar dynamic of feminist ideology, everything they consider problematic is lumped together as part of an oppressive system, and therefore Professor Peterson gets dumped into the same “basket of deplorables” as Donald Trump and “incels.”

And thus we see how everything Bob hates is related to gamergate and jocks and sega and Catholics and conservatives and...

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Nice to see that the fat cunt is as much of a psychopath as ever.

 

[The tired cat]

I'm surprised fatso hasnt commented how Germanys parlament voted against supplying Ukraine with more weapons.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Every single person who has ever typed "MUH FREEZE PEACH" mockingly needs their fucking heads caved in with a rock.

 

[BubbleButt]

This from the guy who thinks a train going through an apartment building is a good idea.

He only thinks this because of the contemporary resort at Disney World.

That monorail is loud as fuck when it arrives in the contempo station.

 

[The Nothingness]

Has Bob danced on the bodies of potentially dead Floridians yet?

 

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Blonde (2022)
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Bob is legit fucking retarded. I wonder if he doesnt shit himself cartman style while writing those scorching hot takes

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Part the second of a deep-ish dive into the pseudo-science of non-knowledge on the web, focusing on pop-culture, popularity (or the lack thereof) and reality-distortion fields".

There are tweets where Chris talks about the dimension merge that read more coherently.

 

[Positron]

Null has made KF fast again, so I can upload the two videos Bobby posted during our downtime.

(19 minutes)

(15 minutes)

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Has Bob danced on the bodies of potentially dead Floridians yet?

Almost.

Floridians got their punishment for refusing to worship the Rat God.


Hollywood feeds ghoul states like Florida so they don't degenerate to cannibalism.


Americans are going to love John Fetterman just as they love AOC.



Which is?

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Fly Virgin Airlines for the drag show 10000 feet above ground.


Predictably people take issue at Bobby calling early Christians "lion food".

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Discussing the concept of Surplus Value and the Inevitable Proletariat Uprising over a cup of coffee, so French.

They all miss the elephant: Starfucks charge so much because they need to turn their whole workforce into eunuchs.


I hope the world cherish the abundant value Bobby has produced.





Fox G. Green on Louis CK

Green's podcast. Hour-and-half long.

Renowned terf Maya Forstater shows us another britbong plot to groom very young children.


Glinner is no longer entirely on board with climate change because he's been lied to by the same crowd too many times. It's a pity that Glinner cannot maintain his faith on Smart People like Bobby The Believer does.


Elon Musk on the future of self-driving cars.

Everything is capeshit to these morons.

Twitter isn't real.


TikTok drama. Don't care.

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Huge thread with Darren Mooney, film critic of The Escapist, about MCU bullshit. Bobby laments the unwashed mass's ignorance about what the job of a director is, and he brings out the tired anecdote of Werner Herzog again.


As a stereotypical lard-for-brains American, Bobby thinks America + allies = global.




Everyone I hate is unreal -- except when they shit on Snyder's fans or defend "trans kids" then they become real. Darn Schrodinger people.



The real reason that most Hong Kong movies in the 80s were dubbed was that HK is fucking noisy so on-location sound recording is expensive.







Creature features.





I bet a lot of this "sex comedy" will be about different varieties of pussy smell. This is, after all, the only thing female "comedians" know.



Some show called Community has spawned a movie.


People are still shocked at the sight of a heifer who knows how to grab a flute and put it in front of her mouth.

You have to admit the person who planned this freak show is a master troll.



Here's a sentiment any MCU fan who reads this thread will endorse.

Bobby will never seek "this feeling": above MCU, above Mario, Bobby is the biggest fan of being pissed.

 

[Flexo]

Null has made KF fast again, so I can upload the two videos Bobby posted during our downtime.

Bob talking about the pseudo knowledge of the internet is like Bill Clinton talking about being faithful to your wife or Hunter Biden the importance of sobriety.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

You don't need to know of the existence of any particular historical relic to understand that something of historical significance is not to be desecrated by a hippo.

Was that flute even confirmed to be genuine? I doubt any 200-year-old instrument polishes up that well after all that time in storage.

 

[Adamska]

Brainless Bobby flaps his arms and rocks back and forth as more Ape movies get made, his autism and low IQ satisfied by the number going up.

And he still thinks he has any reasonable credibility as a critic despite how incompetent he is with anything he pretends to call his "wheel house" and willing to lie to himself and his audience and make himself look more retarded if he thinks it gives him good boy points to people who think he's slime.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Blobbo was busy today, and in peak retard form. I love the projection in his insults, whenever he tells someone "they don't matter." You know that's the thought that keeps him awake at night. Especially now in his 40's.

Floridians got their punishment for refusing to worship the Rat God.

If you live in a place that gets a ton of storms, another one, despite the news's doom and gloom is not a big deal to the people that live there. They've lived through it many times before, and most don't give a shit. FEMA is just running the script, going through the forms to appear like they are doing something. So people for whom a hurricane is an academic exercise can nod in agreement, and pat themselves on the back about how useful they are.

But beyond all of that, being out in a storm is fun. Not that Blobby would understand that.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

You don't need to know of the existence of any particular historical relic to understand that something of historical significance is not to be desecrated by a hippo.

Not even Lizzo would fuck Bob Chipman.

 

[Felis Meanis]

It's so fucking good to have the site back in earnest.

I love Joshua-san so much, and you guys as well. Fuck trannies and Robert (not literally, obviously).