Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

A YouTube user by the name of TheBechtloff's weekly Saturday night livestream featured a guest who knew Bob personally and talked about him and his crazy beliefs (first 27 minutes):

Spoiler

TL;DR: Activision and EA did 9/11

 

[Bloody bunny]

His brain is entered in an eternal loop of tard rage:prepare yourself for a Bob meltdown before Trump takes power in January

My dick is hard and ready

 

[UglyOldJafar]

*listens to the podcast*

Oh wow.
WOW!
Give me some popcorn.
This is fantastic.

Also, someone must have sniffed glue while reading up about Kingdom Hearts

 

[Keystone]

A YouTube user by the name of TheBechtloff's weekly Saturday night livestream featured a guest who knew Bob personally and talked about him and his crazy beliefs (first 27 minutes):

Spoiler

TL;DR: Activision and EA did 9/11

Before this I though Blob was just fat and unimportant (and exceedingly retarded). But now I'm wondering if he's truly fucking insane.

 

[cypocryphy]

That implies he can turn it off. That means he chooses to make his videos more unwatchable. What a mook; he might actually cause his heart to fibrillate if he doesn't chill out with this election thing.

I always thought he was exaggerating it for some kind of regional pride. I know I can exaggerate a Philly area accent when I speak and it'll sound very natural.

I guess Bob wanted to show everyone that he's a true Massachusetts liberal.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

A YouTube user by the name of TheBechtloff's weekly Saturday night livestream featured a guest who knew Bob personally and talked about him and his crazy beliefs (first 27 minutes):

Spoiler

TL;DR: Activision and EA did 9/11

The part from 10:00 on is amazing. I used to think Bob was just an exceptional idiot, and he still is. Now I'm pretty sure he's also batshit insane. I'm starting to think the Scitzocow label might be more fitting.

 

[Lorento]

A YouTube user by the name of TheBechtloff's weekly Saturday night livestream featured a guest who knew Bob personally and talked about him and his crazy beliefs (first 27 minutes):

Spoiler

TL;DR: Activision and EA did 9/11

I spent those 27 minutes laughing. Oh. My. God.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Holy shit I had a suspicion there was some weird shit going on with him mentally but that's way beyond anything I'd imagined. He's an actual Sonic sperg except it's with Mario and Nintendo. it's like he's leaked in from an alternate universe where Mario has the garbage fanbase. The funniest part for me is that those Nintendo cartoons were terrible. his fantasy idealized world is a shit cartoon series which were adverts for a product.

 

[Lorento]

Holy shit I a suspicion there was some weird shit going on with him mentally but that's way beyond anything I'd imagined. He's an actual Sonic sperg except it's with Mario and Nintendo. it's he's leaked in from an alternate universe where Mario has the garbage fanbase. The funniest part for me is that those Nintendo cartoons were terrible.

It's so amazing, not just the story that was told about him, but the fact that the black fellows' accent was so awesome.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Can we talk about how Bob actually thinks 9/11 happened because of first person shooters? Holy fuck. I guess Osama played a lot of Unreal Tournament or something. Or does he think it was an inside job too? That some government agency trained a dude-bro who really likes Quake to fly a plane into a skyscraper.


At least this explains his utter devotion to Sarkeesian's nonsense about games causing real world violence and sexism.

 

[cypocryphy]

Good Lord, Bob is at Chris levels of autism. Those Nintendo related dreams are amazing.

Captain N was cool when I was 6, but I wouldn't even want to watch it ironically now.

 

[Malt Liquor]

That stream
Holy Hell,Bob is really an autistic Nintendrone to the core,The Nintendo's dream are some serious wild thing considering He was in His mid/late '20s when He confessed that shit
Someone should link that to Him and see how He react

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Okay the answer is definitely no.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

In the absence of God, we, the final men, have created a horrifying simulacrum in our own autistic image.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob is a whole other level of :autism:

 

[Dr. Dik]

I really want to read that fan fiction now. It sounds like Bob's version of Sonichu except with the trolls being replaced by dude bro gaming characters.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

In the absence of God, we, the final men, have created a horrifying simulacrum in our own autistic image.

Captain H - The diabetic ham master

 

[A Random]

Can we talk about how Bob actually thinks 9/11 happened because of first person shooters? Holy fuck. I guess Osama played a lot of Unreal Tournament or something. Or does he think it was an inside job too? That some government agency trained a dude-bro who really likes Quake to fly a plane into a skyscraper.


At least this explains his utter devotion to Sarkeesian's nonsense about games causing real world violence and sexism.

And yet he defends the fight against Jack Thompson as if they're not equivalent, treating him as a literal Satan.

 

[muina]

 

[Lorento]

I would comment on this, but every time I see him I can't help but hear a Detroit Nigga talking about how Bob believes Activision did 9/11.