Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SuperSheep]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

So, blue collar jock is jealous of the new nerd utopia, goes back in time because he's been replaced by machines, potentially teams up with rednecks because their future lifestyle is at risk, while the heroine is a black woman because we so progressive.

Quite frankly, I could have forgiven him recommending Blythe Dyson as the heroine because he doesn't want to use Danny because he was in Terminator Genisys and he wants to avoid referencing any Terminator film/TV product after T2, and being the daughter of Miles Dyson would be more likely privy to the knowledge of the future and thus what to avoid, therefore allowing for a black female lead. But the fact that he has to point this out, "Hey, we've got a black female lead" just makes this one more bit of obnoxiousness in a video already saturated with it.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

So, blue collar jock is jealous of the new nerd utopia, goes back in time because he's been replaced by machines, potentially teams up with rednecks because their future lifestyle is at risk, while the heroine is a black woman because we so progressive.

Quite frankly, I could have forgiven him recommending Blythe Dyson as the heroine because he doesn't want to use Danny because he was in Terminator Genisys and he wants to avoid referencing any Terminator film/TV product after T2, and being the daughter of Miles Dyson would be more likely privy to the knowledge of the future and thus what to avoid, therefore allowing for a black female lead. But the fact that he has to point this out, "Hey, we've got a black female lead" just makes this one more bit of obnoxiousness in a video already saturated with it.

The Terminator franchise ended in 1992 and I refuse to indulge anyone who tries to suggest otherwise.

 

[Kellemdavos]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

So, blue collar jock is jealous of the new nerd utopia, goes back in time because he's been replaced by machines, potentially teams up with rednecks because their future lifestyle is at risk, while the heroine is a black woman because we so progressive.

Quite frankly, I could have forgiven him recommending Blythe Dyson as the heroine because he doesn't want to use Danny because he was in Terminator Genisys and he wants to avoid referencing any Terminator film/TV product after T2, and being the daughter of Miles Dyson would be more likely privy to the knowledge of the future and thus what to avoid, therefore allowing for a black female lead. But the fact that he has to point this out, "Hey, we've got a black female lead" just makes this one more bit of obnoxiousness in a video already saturated with it.

When will this jackoff learn to light his shots properly? Every video he glows green and you can see his recording shit in the glasses. These aren't hard problems to fix. It's like he actively goes out of his way to make this shit look as bad as possible because a lot of the things that provide these problems are fucking extraneous.

He makes more than enough money on Patreon to overhaul he set up enough to fix this. He's SOOOOO bad at this.

Also, why the all seeing eye thing? It looks like a kid drew it in MS Paint.

I like how so much of Bob's understanding of graphic design amounts to "text with gradients."

Also, the shift in quality between when he's off camera and on camera is jarring because his on camera stuff is filmed in a room with shitty acoustics and he can't be fucked to spend $100 to mount some sound treating foam.

I really love how his audio changes drastically sometimes between jump cuts in the same on camera segment. This guy has no fucking clue what he's doing almost 10 years into this shit.

This is Sarkeesian Effect tier editing. It's so bad.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I think he looks more like Papa Nurgle, less lovable though of course.

Spoiler

I'd probably stick my dick in Nurgle before i considered being in the same county as Blob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

So, blue collar jock is jealous of the new nerd utopia, goes back in time because he's been replaced by machines, potentially teams up with rednecks because their future lifestyle is at risk, while the heroine is a black woman because we so progressive.

Quite frankly, I could have forgiven him recommending Blythe Dyson as the heroine because he doesn't want to use Danny because he was in Terminator Genisys and he wants to avoid referencing any Terminator film/TV product after T2, and being the daughter of Miles Dyson would be more likely privy to the knowledge of the future and thus what to avoid, therefore allowing for a black female lead. But the fact that he has to point this out, "Hey, we've got a black female lead" just makes this one more bit of obnoxiousness in a video already saturated with it.

Even by Bob's standards, that wasn't a pitch for a Terminator movie. That was basically him jerking off to his idea of the future for eight minutes disguised as an impossibly shitty, SJW-pandering sci-fi movie.

If you didn't click on the video, Bob's wearing a leather jacket because deep down, he was that husky kid who wanted to be Arnold growing up:

The closest comparison I could think of for his latest exceptional fashion choice is this:

Separated at birth?

 

[Positron]

If you didn't click on the video, Bob's wearing a leather jacket because deep down, he was that husky kid who wanted to be Arnold growing up:
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"I want your clothes, your bike and your diabetes."

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That jacket actually looks plastic, from that screenshot at least

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

When will this jackoff learn to light his shots properly? Every video he glows green and you can see his recording shit in the glasses. These aren't hard problems to fix. It's like he actively goes out of his way to make this shit look as bad as possible because a lot of the things that provide these problems are fucking extraneous.

He makes more than enough money on Patreon to overhaul he set up enough to fix this. He's SOOOOO bad at this.

Also, why the all seeing eye thing? It looks like a kid drew it in MS Paint.

I like how so much of Bob's understanding of graphic design amounts to "text with gradients."

Also, the shift in quality between when he's off camera and on camera is jarring because his on camera stuff is filmed in a room with shitty acoustics and he can't be fucked to spend $100 to mount some sound treating foam.

I really love how his audio changes drastically sometimes between jump cuts in the same on camera segment. This guy has no fucking clue what he's doing almost 10 years into this shit.

This is Sarkeesian Effect tier editing. It's so bad.

We know the only thing Bob's good at is talking out his ass. If he could do more, then we'd be seeing a competent video producer with opinions, while I'd probably disagree with, would be so blindingly stupid.

But no, we instead get Yellow Bastard's fat brother rant about "feminism", "politics" and generally act like what a pretentious fatass would after jumping on a bandwagon to get more views (and shattering it into a million pieces in the process.) That and his Mario obsession.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I haven't actually watched any of Blob's crap since way back in his Escapist days. Is he even remotely popular these days? I just looked at some of the viewcounts for some of his recent YouTube stuffed and it all seemed under 100,000 for views. Does he mostly get by on Patreon begging?

 

[Positron]

"Movies about black female scientists are making big fucking money these days."
You mean this one?

And he apparently guns for a final showdown between a robot and a flesh-and-blood human -- and the human loses. What's more we, the human audience, are supposed to feel good about a human being pulverized by a machine. Can anyone think of a blockbuster movie that managed to pull that off? Because it sure doesn't sound like a sympathetic premise.

 

[A Random]

Rogue One had that scene with the robot killing all the Stormtroopers, does that count?

 

[Kellemdavos]

I haven't actually watched any of Blob's crap since way back in his Escapist days. Is he even remotely popular these days? I just looked at some of the viewcounts for some of his recent YouTube stuffed and it all seemed under 100,000 for views. Does he mostly get by on Patreon begging?

He has paid positions at Geek Dot Com and Screen Rant in addition to his Patreon and what he likely gets paid for convention appearances when he can be roused from his basement.

 

[Foltest]

Even by Bob's standards, that wasn't a pitch for a Terminator movie. That was basically him jerking off to his idea of the future for eight minutes disguised as an impossibly shitty, SJW-pandering sci-fi movie.

If you didn't click on the video, Bob's wearing a leather jacket because deep down, he was that husky kid who wanted to be Arnold growing up:
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he looks like a failed porn director with desilusion of grandeur.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

This is just embarrassing. At 1:05 Bob starts some spiel about how the second movie ended with "no ambiguity." This would be news to James Cameron. I shut it off at that point, pissed at myself for (a) wasting my time with a MovieBob clip and (b) believing Bob rather than my own memory until I went and looked it up. He isn't even calling apples oranges here. More like calling apples cinder blocks.

Oh, and by current day standards the first Terminator movie's f/x have not held up at all, whereas T2's mostly have. I re-watched both a year or two ago and was distracted by the fairly painful stop-motion sequences in the first one. The second one still worked, on balance. Bob may have mentioned this after I shut it off, but he didn't before.

Since every comment to the video seems to be kissing his fat ass, I'm going to guess he edits comments and that there's no point going into the comments to point this error out.

Relevant passage from site linked to above:

Sarah, John and the Terminator make an effort to prevent Judgment Day by eliminating Miles Bennett Dyson and destroying Cyberdyne headquarters. An alternate ending to Terminator 2 shows that James Cameron considered showing Sarah Connor as a grandmother, proving that the future had been altered. But in the end, he went with the more ambiguous ending that shows up in the theatrical release.

He explained his reasoning in an interview: "But there was a sense that, why tie it up with a bow? If the future is changeable, then the battle is something that has to be fought continuously. And you can't do it with a single stroke. That it's the dualism, the dynamic between good and evil that's eternal." [1]

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I can't believe he would actually touch Terminator right now considering that Arnold Schwarzenegger is taking Donald Trump's place on the Celebrity Apprentice.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

So, blue collar jock is jealous of the new nerd utopia, goes back in time because he's been replaced by machines, potentially teams up with rednecks because their future lifestyle is at risk, while the heroine is a black woman because we so progressive.

Quite frankly, I could have forgiven him recommending Blythe Dyson as the heroine because he doesn't want to use Danny because he was in Terminator Genisys and he wants to avoid referencing any Terminator film/TV product after T2, and being the daughter of Miles Dyson would be more likely privy to the knowledge of the future and thus what to avoid, therefore allowing for a black female lead. But the fact that he has to point this out, "Hey, we've got a black female lead" just makes this one more bit of obnoxiousness in a video already saturated with it.

That whole thing is just bland as toast action movie with a little bit of Blob jerking it about the SUPERIOR FUTURE!

Wanna make fun of his audience?

Some black woman in the comments called Blob on his pointless virtue signalling and got this response.

Anyone who feels the need to say, "as a heterosexual white male" should be shot. Of course he's also another dumb ass complaining about that Great Wall movie.

I WANT THIS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!

Whatever floats your boat, buddy.

Presented without comment.

This guy doesn't hide what he wants in the SUPERIOR FUTURE, unlike Blob.


At least some people call him on his bad ideas or just being a general fat fuck.

 

[HY 140]

Even by Bob's standards, that wasn't a pitch for a Terminator movie. That was basically him jerking off to his idea of the future for eight minutes disguised as an impossibly shitty, SJW-pandering sci-fi movie.

If you didn't click on the video, Bob's wearing a leather jacket because deep down, he was that husky kid who wanted to be Arnold growing up:
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The closest comparison I could think of for his latest exceptional fashion choice is this:

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Separated at birth?

The T2 Live Show they used to have had a better looking terminator than blob can ever hope to dress up as.

 

[Positron]

The T2 Live Show they used to have had a better looking terminator than blob can ever hope to dress up as.

Bob can make a half-decent leather daddy if he keeps his mouth shut.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Movies about black female scientists are making big fucking money these days."

You mean Hidden Figures? That generic, feelgood movie you won't shut up about? Well, let's see how it compares to La La Land which you hate and is playing at about half the theaters here:

 

[thismanlies]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

So, blue collar jock is jealous of the new nerd utopia, goes back in time because he's been replaced by machines, potentially teams up with rednecks because their future lifestyle is at risk, while the heroine is a black woman because we so progressive.

Quite frankly, I could have forgiven him recommending Blythe Dyson as the heroine because he doesn't want to use Danny because he was in Terminator Genisys and he wants to avoid referencing any Terminator film/TV product after T2, and being the daughter of Miles Dyson would be more likely privy to the knowledge of the future and thus what to avoid, therefore allowing for a black female lead. But the fact that he has to point this out, "Hey, we've got a black female lead" just makes this one more bit of obnoxiousness in a video already saturated with it.

Was Bob one of those people who went and saw the Ghostbusters remake multiple times?